1 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:08,340 (bubble wrap popping) 2 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,012 (pop) 3 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:23,489 (yawns) 4 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,591 (moans) 5 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,060 (gasps) 6 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,462 Please let it be a bear that did this. 7 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,998 (homer groaning) 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,401 How much did I eat? 9 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,902 (groaning) 10 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,171 Homie, you can't keep doing this to yourself. 11 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,473 (scoffs) I'm as healthy as a horse. 12 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,575 Horses only live 30 years. 13 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,576 (mimics a neighing horse) 14 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,345 (sighs) 15 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:50,082 If you could just ease up on the eating after 3:00 a.M. 16 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,584 That's all I ask. 17 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,486 Marge is right. 18 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,588 I'm gonna walk upstairs, take her in my arms 19 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,091 And tell her my good health starts now! 20 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,859 Mm-hmm! 21 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,995 Legs pumping. Blood flowing. 22 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:04,897 Two at a time. (grunting) 23 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,999 Heart exploding. (yelling, grunting) 24 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,233 Ooh. Pepperoni. 25 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,368 (grunting) 26 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,103 (wheezing) 27 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:14,673 (struggling): All that's left are clever last words. 28 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,375 (groans, gurgles) 29 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:18,377 ¶ ¶ 30 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,847 And so we mourn the loss of homer j. Simpson. 31 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:26,952 Beloved husband, father and poorly informed sports fan. 32 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:30,022 All he did was yell "traveling" at the screen. 33 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:32,958 Major condolences on your bereavement, dear. 34 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,626 If, uh... You know, after 35 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,196 A respectful period of grief and whatnot, uh... 36 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:40,199 Yous would like to have some coffee, please give a call. 37 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,535 Thank you, moe. Frink: Stop! 38 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,405 Stop with the wailing and the gnashing and the aye... 39 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:48,307 Homer is not dead! 40 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,975 I have made a copy. 41 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,877 I'm number two. 42 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:52,978 (moans in excitement) 43 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,279 You're alive! 44 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,614 But how? 45 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,982 Uh, well... (clears throat, speak gibberish) 46 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,919 I was able to put homer's memories in the body of a clone, 47 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,922 Identical to the original in every way. 48 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,424 I wanted to clone a sheep, 49 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:07,793 But I needed to start with something simpler. 50 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,429 Which he is, because his brain is fliveck. 51 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,464 Oh... Dad, you're back! 52 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,933 Just in time for my recital. 53 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,568 Somebody kill me. 54 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,937 Now, homie. I hope you use this second chance 55 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,439 To live a more sensible life. 56 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,640 Amen, baby. 57 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,442 Did you make potato salad for the wake? 58 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,810 Yes. 59 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,615 That man sure loved potato salad. 60 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,616 (cracks knuckles) 61 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,750 Ah, hey, midge. Uh... 62 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,785 Here we are again, ah? 63 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,087 Yeah... (laughs) 64 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,689 And, oh, uh, here, uh, my new card. 65 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,092 (laughs) yeah. 66 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:41,260 I'm back! Coming through! 67 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,261 (laughing): Yeah. 68 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,763 I can die all I want. 69 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:48,600 Frink's got homers like the tuileries has park benches. 70 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,269 Huh? I wonder where I picked that up. 71 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,104 Oh. I planted a western history chip, 72 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:54,773 But all you retained were the places to sit down. 73 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,375 Nice! 74 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,278 ¶ letting the days go by ¶ 75 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,113 ¶ let the water hold me down ¶ (grunts) 76 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:04,283 ¶ letting the days go by ¶ 77 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,617 ¶ water flowing underground ¶ 78 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,519 ¶ into the blue again ¶ 79 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,521 ¶ after the money's gone ¶ 80 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,456 ¶ once in a lifetime... ¶ 81 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,992 Homer, you'll be all right, 82 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,662 But, uh, no solid food for two weeks. 83 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,463 Aw... Two weeks? 84 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,866 (continuous beep) 85 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,136 ¶ same as it ever was, same as it ever was ¶ 86 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:27,573 ¶ same as it ever was... ¶ (groaning) 87 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,877 We are gathered here to mourn the passing of 88 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,079 Yet another homer simpson. 89 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,581 Beloved father, 90 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,417 Precious memories, local character, et cetera. 91 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,986 Okay. We're ready for the crematorium bot. 92 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,358 (mechanical whirring) 93 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,492 (pounding) 94 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:48,527 Homer: Wait a minute! 95 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,229 (flames ignite) 96 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,866 (grunting) 97 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,068 (beeping) 98 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,402 Don't go far, cremo. 99 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,039 Oh, moe, are we doing this again? 100 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,241 You know what? No. 101 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,942 I'm tired of getting my hopes up here. 102 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,346 You and your immortal husband can go take a flying leap, huh? 103 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:10,249 Um, I am so very sorry, but, uh, this time, 104 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:13,252 I could not bring homer back to life. 105 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,253 All: Wha...? 106 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,255 (groans) stupid moe. 107 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,190 You just had to act like yourself, 108 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:20,292 Didn't you, you jackass? 109 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,762 All is not lost. 110 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,031 I was able to download homer's brain 111 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,199 Into this flash drive. 112 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,200 It'll have to do. 113 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:30,202 Yo. Where's my body? 114 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,570 Oh, you used up all your clones, 115 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,539 You fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig! 116 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:37,042 From now on, you're just going to be a face on a monitor. 117 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,844 So, enjoy screen saver mode! 118 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,414 Bonk. Bonk. Bonk. 119 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,815 Ooh. Corner. 120 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:44,883 Ba-donk. 121 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,485 Let me just say this once. 122 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,754 (screams) 123 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,822 I'm good. 124 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,763 Hey, kids. 125 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,431 Want to chase grandpa homer around the house? 126 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,599 I do! Yay! 127 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,834 (homer and kids giggling) 128 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:08,640 After 35 years of wifely obedience, 129 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,343 I'm married to a face on a screen. 130 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,845 Not exactly fun and games for me, either, marge. 131 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,280 Ooh... Goody gobble! 132 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:16,815 (chomping) 133 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,916 (whoops) 134 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,251 Liquid center power-up! 135 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,319 (chomping) 136 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,653 (sighs) 137 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,255 How are you, milhouse? 138 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:25,290 Things aren't great with lisa. 139 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:28,160 If it wasn't for that squirrel that eats our bird food, 140 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,262 We'd have nothing to talk about. 141 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:32,431 As I told you when we talked last month, 142 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,934 "I've been doing a lot of charity work for the undead." 143 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,102 Homer: Uh, marge, excuse me. 144 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,670 Uh... I think I need a reboot. 145 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,106 Just stick the tip of your pen in that little hole 146 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,607 And hold it for 15 minutes. 147 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:43,975 (click) 148 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,944 No. I'm throwing you out of the house. 149 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,512 You can live with your no-good son. 150 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,847 Hey. What did I do? 151 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,482 Nothing for 30 years. 152 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,850 You're perfect for each other. 153 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,118 No. No. No. Don't pull me out 154 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,453 Before you click eject. 155 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,687 That hurts like a mother...! 156 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,859 So, dad, what do you think of my place? 157 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,961 Son, could you put me in 3-d for a second? 158 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:03,962 (click) 159 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,197 Why, you little...! 160 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,331 I'll teach you to emulate my sloppiness! 161 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,332 (click) 162 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:08,500 Okay, guys. 163 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,568 Time for you to go to your mother's. 164 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,873 Here's your mom's house. 165 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,508 (rings doorbell) 166 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,743 (sighs) hi, jerry. 167 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,044 Hey, bart. Great to see you, man. 168 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,178 How are you? 169 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,247 Great. Great. So, I guess you and jenda 170 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,682 Are still together? Is she there? 171 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,218 Oh, yeah. She's just getting out of the shower. 172 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,188 Hey, you're looking good, man. 173 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,590 You been working out or what? No. 174 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,024 You're lucky, man. 175 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,659 I have to hit the gym like every day, 176 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,495 Or I'm like... (shrieks) 177 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,163 (kiss) hey, baby. 178 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,398 Hurry, boys. 179 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,565 We're going camping this weekend. 180 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,667 But our thing was camping. 181 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,270 Living out of a car is not "camping." 182 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,439 (laughing): That's right, babe. (kiss) 183 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,607 (groans) 184 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,075 Bye. Good-bye, daddy! 185 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,778 Take care, bart. 186 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,079 Hey. Check's due on the first, 187 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,014 Whether it's a weekend or not. 188 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,453 Dad, if I ever needed fatherly wisdom, it's now. 189 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,989 (sighs) 190 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,092 (roars) 191 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,627 Okay, everyone. 192 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,897 Jolly did a great job standing on her hind legs. 193 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,265 What does she get? 194 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,367 All: A goat! 195 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,835 (goat bleats) 196 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,707 (crowd cheering) 197 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:26,044 Cheer up, bart. You're working with dinosaurs. 198 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,879 (sighs) I miss my kids. 199 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,115 Come on. You're free and sleazy. 200 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,751 I know some adult dancers that work with my mom. 201 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,453 Isn't your mom 87? 202 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,455 With social security a thing of the past, 203 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,256 She can't afford to retire. 204 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:41,626 I don't know how that happened in a senate with 99 democrats. 205 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,763 That one republican is great at getting his way. 206 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,665 (zombies moaning) 207 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,102 Brains. 208 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,103 Actually, terrance, 209 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,638 This is a synthetic substance. 210 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,640 Devised for zombie vegans. 211 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,775 Or "zegans." 212 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,577 Meh. 213 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,746 What are you doing here? 214 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,448 You weren't answering your phone. 215 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,151 I was worried you might have been bitten. 216 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,354 Oh. Zombies not able to control selves. 217 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,623 All we do bite, bite, bite. 218 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,258 You, sir, am racist. 219 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,293 I'm sure you're one of the good ones. 220 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,929 Not to imply that there are any bad ones, of course, 221 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,332 But all stereotypes come from a place of... 222 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,100 (groans) ow! 223 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,336 (moans) still meh. 224 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,037 (upbeat techno music blares) 225 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,708 I don't think I'm ready for this, man. 226 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,777 Dude, it's been two years since the divorce. 227 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,713 Ooh. I love your perfume. 228 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,181 Can I smell you later? 229 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,149 Why don't you smell me now? 230 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,186 Haw haw. 231 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,721 Well, that didn't look so hard. 232 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,189 You know, at my job, 233 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,058 I satisfy ladies even bigger than you. 234 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,828 Um, I feed dinosaurs. 235 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,396 Sir, you have to leave. 236 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,864 You're bumming out everybody, 237 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,567 And you have, like, a goat beard stuck to your shoe. 238 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,835 Huh? 239 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,803 (groans) 240 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,440 One, please. 241 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,818 Mm-hmm. 242 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,354 Huh? 243 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,090 Man, that's some targeted advertising. 244 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,929 After this procedure, 245 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,897 You will have total closure from your divorce. 246 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,365 How long does this take? 247 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,501 It'll be over before I finish this... 248 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:30,535 (electrical buzzing) 249 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,536 ...Sentence. 250 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,238 Wow. It works. 251 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,540 I'm completely over my ex-wife. 252 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,208 Do you take wedding bands as tips? 253 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,977 Put it in the jar. 254 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,584 One more injection in two weeks, and you're cured. 255 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,885 But until then, 256 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,353 You may experience some zombie-ism. 257 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,388 (chuckles) 258 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,524 Brains. 259 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,225 No. Those are just teaching brains. 260 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,594 They're like the plastic sushi 261 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,928 In front of a japanese restaurant. 262 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,397 Window sushi fake? 263 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,333 Window sushi fake. 264 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,738 Ay, caramba. I have moved on. 265 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,740 Hey, passable-looking. 266 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,076 Sorry. I'm just a little creeped out 267 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,210 By that screen saver. 268 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,578 Nothing to worry about. 269 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,480 He's been frozen like that for days. 270 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,783 (moaning) 271 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,886 (whistling) 272 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,089 ¶ girls ¶ 273 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,391 ¶ all I really want is girls ¶ 274 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,593 ¶ and in the morning it's girls... ¶ 275 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,763 Wow. Now I see why they call you miss hoover. 276 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,765 You must have been vacuuming for an hour. 277 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,767 Anything to please my man. 278 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,769 So, was it good for you? 279 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,839 "good" is not a concept in my culture! 280 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,175 Oh, my god. We went home with you? 281 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,910 Not just me. 282 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,513 There's beppo, boppo, emmett kelly the ninth, 283 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:51,650 Frenchy, insane clown polly and commodore tee-hee. 284 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,018 (horn toots) 285 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,255 Brains? Brains? 286 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,523 Garden brains. 287 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,425 (milhouse grunts) 288 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,927 Spicy mexican garden brains? 289 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,930 Too much sodium. (grunts) 290 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,932 Give me your wallet! 291 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,100 (grunts) 292 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,435 (whirring) 293 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,437 (imitating siren): Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 294 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,773 What seems to be the oopsie here? 295 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,775 (growling) 296 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,277 Yay! I'm fighting crime! 297 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,211 (grunts) 298 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,781 Officer needs backup. 299 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,616 There, back up. 300 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,618 (grunts) oh? 301 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:30,355 The old milhouse would have been helpless with an asthma attack. 302 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,957 No breathing, no asthma. 303 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,960 I love how you're dropping all your definite articles. 304 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,829 Brevity soul wit. 305 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,830 (giggling) 306 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,465 Lisa: Uh, what are you cooking? 307 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,534 Nothing. 308 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,637 You know, dad really misses you. 309 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,073 Well, I don't miss his nonsense. 310 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,208 There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons 311 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,711 That I'm starting to suspect was him. 312 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,345 Look, maybe I shouldn't have done this, 313 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,715 But I've got him right here. 314 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,416 Oh. 315 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,154 Sorry, I must have recorded over dad. 316 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,157 But admit it. When you thought it was dad, you were excited. 317 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,928 It's only natural to miss a man you buried 127 times. 318 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,266 (classical music playing) 319 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,606 (whooshing) 320 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,243 Hey, homer, your robot body finally came. 321 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,711 About time! 322 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,913 (whooshing) 323 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,515 Huh. Huh. 324 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,716 Hmm? 325 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,952 Hey, where's my junk? 326 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,720 Oh. 327 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,955 Whew! 328 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,223 (doorbell rings) 329 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,958 Hello? 330 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,626 (laughter, whirring) 331 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,862 Oh, you boys look happy. 332 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,730 Yeah, but mom's sad. 333 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,232 Jerry moved out. 334 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,266 (jenda cries) 335 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,768 I thought he was the one, bart. 336 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,369 I just put in a saltwater tank 337 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,238 Where he could shed his exoskeleton. 338 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,274 And now when I walk by it, I feel like a fool. 339 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,209 He's the fool. You're great. 340 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,578 You're just saying that because you have to. 341 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,046 I don't have to say anything. 342 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,248 Believe me, no guy wants 343 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,550 To see his ex looking hot or being sweet. 344 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,418 Makes him realize everything he's lost. 345 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,221 Wow. Wow. You've really grown. 346 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,656 We should have dinner sometime. 347 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,324 Hey, dad, can you watch the boys? 348 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,894 Sure. 349 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,763 (high-pitched whistling) 350 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,832 Body, to moe's. 351 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,404 Hey, you're kind of quiet tonight, homer. 352 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,473 (belches loudly) 353 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,845 (whirring) 354 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,914 (crowd chatter, gentle instrumental music plays) 355 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,190 You know, this was a great evening. 356 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,192 (in squeaky voice): Please enjoy your desserts. 357 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,427 Man, when is that voice gonna change? 358 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,496 (whimpering) 359 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,936 Suddenly, I want a different dessert. 360 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,671 But they brought us little cakes and... 361 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,105 Oh. 362 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,574 Ay, caramba. 363 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,179 (metallic thudding) 364 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,481 Oop, oop, uh, yeah, open your stance a little there. 365 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,483 Oh! Yeah, that's it. 366 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,552 Do your worst, kids! 367 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,055 (both gasp) 368 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,456 Come on! 369 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,792 Hug your grandpa, boys! 370 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,060 (whimpering) 371 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,829 Threat perceived. Terminate! Terminate! 372 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,364 (yelling) 373 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,799 (laughing) 374 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,335 Kids are so afraid of being terminated. 375 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,637 Looking good, santa's little hybrid. 376 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,073 Father, what am I? 377 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,407 Jenda: Guys, 378 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,575 Sit down. 379 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,410 Our lives are gonna change a little. 380 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,479 Uh-oh. This is never good. 381 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,847 This is good. 382 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,983 Your father and I are gonna try to make it work again. 383 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,317 Like a classic rock band 384 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,586 Whose hold-out member finally needs money. 385 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,423 Wow. Everyone's back together except gramma and grampa. 386 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,726 Oh, I think that's about to change. 387 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,794 (high-pitched mechanical whirring and hissing) 388 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,032 Aren't you going to work, dad? 389 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,067 One of us has to stay home with you guys. 390 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,936 And your mom can't quit her job at google. 391 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,205 They need my help hunting down those self-driving cars 392 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,339 That turned evil. 393 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,942 Oh, you passed another rest stop! 394 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,077 I am not stopping again. 395 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,914 But I had a large soda! 396 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,715 I said get the small! 397 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,550 It was only 50 cents more! 398 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,219 Let's play the quiet game! 399 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,453 (groans) 400 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,423 (groans) now, will somebody hold up a one dollar bill? 401 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,858 (bellowing screech) 402 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,359 (screaming) 403 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,527 (laughter) 404 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,095 (thunderous footsteps, audience gasping) 405 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:35,033 Uh-oh. It looks like we woke someone up from her nap. 406 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,235 (laughter) 407 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,271 Well, now that you're up, you can do your juggling act. 408 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,941 (low growl) 409 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,543 (laughter) 410 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,445 (sad growl) 411 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,781 Milhouse, you were supposed to come see me today 412 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,116 For your final anti-zombie injection. 413 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,619 (groans) yes, well, uh... 414 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,654 But I'm supposed to be in surgery now, 415 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,290 So I guess we're both playing hooky. (laughs) 416 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,393 But, lisa, if you want milhouse to return to his old self, 417 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,495 Then you'd better bring him in for that shot tomorrow. 418 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,097 But, doctor... 419 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,433 (whispering): He's so much more interesting this way. 420 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,001 (growling) 421 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,904 Ooh. I see. 422 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:16,641 Now enjoy the majesty of our prehistoric past. 423 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,710 (horn toots) 424 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,848 So, that earring I lost in the teleport, 425 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,416 Turns out it's in florida. 426 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,651 Yes! 427 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,586 That's not a listening-to-me "yes." 428 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,754 You're watching something. 429 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,090 What? Me? Oh, that's crazy. 430 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,591 You know, I knew it. 431 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,327 This is supposed to be us time, and you're lensing a game. 432 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,529 Well, you're not paying attention to me. 433 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,099 You're texting. 434 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,769 Yeah, only to complain about you not paying any attention to me. 435 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,637 If I wasn't paying attention, 436 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,940 Then how did I notice you not paying attention 437 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,442 To my not paying attention? Ha! 438 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,212 Oh, I thought this time things were gonna be different. 439 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,446 They are. 440 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,647 You're four years older. 441 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,183 Wow. What does that mean? 442 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,953 Uh... 443 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,957 Hey, bart, what'll it be? 444 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,659 A tall beer and no judgmental women. 445 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,895 That is so typical of you. 446 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,397 What are you doing here? 447 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,465 I have to decide whether to make milhouse... 448 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,633 (sighs) 449 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,901 ...Human again. 450 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,037 I even prefer the way he smells now. 451 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,472 Some meat went bad in our freezer, 452 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,242 And my heart skipped a beat. 453 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:28,346 Phoo! You two don't know what a rough marriage is. 454 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,048 Mom, I got to know. 455 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,750 Once and for all, what is the secret? 456 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,420 Why did you stay with dad so long? 457 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,922 Until I was eight, I thought he was a magical gorilla. 458 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,591 Look, life's tough. 459 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,560 It's hard to make it through. 460 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,363 The only way I know is when you make a decision 461 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,032 That comes from your heart, you stick with it. 462 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,233 (sighs) 463 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,501 Like my marriage. 464 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,070 Or my divorce. 465 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,073 Or my decision to support duffman in his old age. 466 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,375 Duffman can still swing and party. 467 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,477 (wheezy): Oh, yeah. 468 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,448 Wait, mom. 469 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,950 Does that mean you're going to take dad back? 470 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,853 No, I'm going to join him forever. 471 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,524 (electrical buzzing) 472 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,359 (moaning) 473 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,195 (gasps) (laughs) 474 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,263 Oh. 475 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,567 (electronic beeps, tune plays) 476 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,403 I can't tell if that was love, suicide 477 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,638 Or a... A really boring video game. 478 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,542 Lisa, your husband is... Fine. 479 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,710 (chuckles) 480 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,245 No residual zombie-ism whatsoever. 481 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,613 Are you sure? 482 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,583 Watch. I'll just wave this juicy brain in front of him. 483 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,585 I'm gonna faint! 484 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,053 Hooray. 485 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,288 So, jenda, I don't know what love is, 486 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,757 But I know what it isn't, and we're isn't. 487 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,959 Yeah. 488 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,427 You're right. 489 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,762 That's why I started seeing jerry again without telling you. 490 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,131 Hey, buddy, how, uh, how you doing? 491 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,732 What?! Oh! 492 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,933 You know what, jenda? 493 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,135 I'm not even mad, 494 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,437 Because I'm finally, completely over you. 495 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,072 (whooshing) 496 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,474 Woman: ...Sentence. 497 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,810 Wait. What am I doing back here? 498 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,011 You never left. 499 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,146 Everything that you experienced 500 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,981 Between when I flipped the switch and now 501 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,016 Was just a neural implant in your temporal lobe. 502 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,520 Uh, you should look at my profile. 503 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,421 Oh. Uh-huh. 504 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:21,359 It was all a dream, and now you can go home. 505 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,593 So, you're sure I'm cured? 506 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,262 No more feelings for my ex-wife? 507 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,463 I'm positive. 508 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,298 We treat a lot of people for obsessions. 509 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,499 (electrical buzzing, whooshing) 510 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,569 It's a whole new day for nothing stu! 511 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,272 Wow. I'm free. 512 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,773 Get ready, world. 513 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,109 I've got a whole new set of mistakes to make. 514 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,777 (whistling) 515 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,380 Uh, ol' gil could use a fresh start. 516 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,048 Weren't you just in here this morning? 517 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,117 I've had a bad day. 518 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,025 After 35 years of marriage, 519 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,027 We've finally gotten it right. 520 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,663 Yes, even my personality has gotten, 521 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,233 Shall we say, an upgrade. 522 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,835 Oh! That's a bit of a whoo-hoo. 523 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,371 Indeed. Lis, 524 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,407 I hope things work out with you and milhouse, 525 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,742 But if they don't, I know just where you should go. 526 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,244 Thanks, but milhouse and I are in 527 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,545 A pretty good place. 528 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,581 Even though he's not a zombie anymore? 529 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,051 No, that's what happened in your false memories. 530 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,420 There is no cure for zombie-ism. (groaning) 531 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:26,557 Dead flower from dead husband. 532 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,392 (sighs dreamily) 533 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,596 And I was a false memory, too. 534 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,030 No, you were real. 535 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,799 Aw, shucks. 536 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,911 Announcer: Next week on fox television's the simpsons: 537 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,079 Sit down. 538 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,380 You're not going anywhere. 539 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,815 (gasps) release the... 540 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,284 It ain't what you think! 541 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,619 I said no mayo! 542 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,420 Ay, caramba. 543 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,788 (laughs) 544 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,858 Announcer: One week from tonight. 545 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:10,968 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org 546 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,053 Shh!