1 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:09,675 (snoring) marge: Homie! Homie, wake up! 2 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,610 You're having a nightmare. 3 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,812 Homer: It's not selling out. It's co-branding. 4 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,047 Co-branding! 5 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,348 Marge: Wake up! 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,950 (homer grunting) 7 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:20,519 Oh, honey, the best part of every day 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,888 Is waking up to your smiling face. 9 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,123 Oh... 10 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,692 Just like the best day of my life was when you 11 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,460 (pop) gave me your hand in marriage. 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,362 Ooh. (chuckles) 13 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,131 I'd like it back, please. 14 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,665 (barks) 15 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,034 Hey! Drop it, you stupid dog! 16 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,902 That's one of my wife's pieces! 17 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,338 She needs it to reciprocate high fives! 18 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:42,641 (homer grunting) 19 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,810 That's okay, homie. 20 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:47,346 I'll just grab another. 21 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,480 Mmm... 22 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,516 Oh... I haven't worn this one 23 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,451 Since new year's. 24 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,788 (sizzling) 25 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:00,059 Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem... 26 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,027 Weird today? 27 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,196 You're right-- something is different 28 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,432 About the simpsons today. 29 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,068 Your father's wearing a tie. 30 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,702 Oh, that's what's different! 31 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,538 That's the one and only thing. 32 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,373 Maggie! Stop that! 33 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,642 No more playing with your food. 34 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:22,247 Aw, they're so cute when they're duplo. 35 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:27,019 Uh, yes, is this a toy store? 36 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:30,089 Uh-huh. I'm supposed to get my daughter a birthday present-- 37 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,890 Hmm, what's it called? 38 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,693 Here it is. Perky patty's princess shop. 39 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,962 (grunts) (groans) 40 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:40,933 Oh! I'm so sorry-- but I have an awesome excuse: 41 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,468 I was distracted driving. 42 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,969 Oh, don't worry about it. 43 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,572 (chuckles): Good thing we don't feel pain. 44 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,807 Hey! These are the monkey's legs! 45 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,042 (whimpers) 46 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:51,643 (panicked chattering) 47 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,412 Come back! I'm a clown! 48 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,447 I can't afford to look ridiculous! 49 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,915 (school bell ringing) 50 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,418 Hey, bart, check out what I brought for share day. 51 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,820 Bart: Whoa! A skunk! 52 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,088 Who should we stink first? 53 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,424 It can't spray-- it's been de-sacked. 54 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,425 Ew! 55 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,394 The gypsy skunk-seller lied! 56 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,230 (panicked yelling) 57 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,070 He went in there! 58 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:22,107 Stop it! If you pull out those bricks, 59 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,176 The whole school could collapse! 60 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,178 But there's a skunk in there. 61 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,480 (gasps) scottish steak! 62 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:32,818 (students groaning) 63 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:37,022 (both gasp) 64 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:41,827 You are going to rebuild every brick of this school. 65 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,996 This says: Ages 12 and up. 66 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,865 Age guidelines are conservative, and everyone knows it. 67 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,103 And to motivate you, some words of support 68 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:53,238 From the school chum. 69 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,310 Haw-haw! 70 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,245 Skinner: Thank you, nelson. 71 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:03,248 (homer humming) 72 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:08,020 One perky patty's princess shop, please. 73 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,856 Ah. Always good to meet a fellow amfop. 74 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,292 Huh? Adult male fan of princesses. 75 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,060 It's for my daughter. 76 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,962 Yes, yes, it's always for the daughter. 77 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,163 Well, that's weird. 78 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,499 I feel like I've seen this toy before. 79 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,001 (rumbling) 80 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,037 Do you like it, honey? 81 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,472 I love it, dad! Thank you. 82 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:30,042 Well, have fun putting it together. 83 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:33,145 Wait, wha... Dad, don't you want to build it with me? 84 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:34,913 Well, there's no dad on the box. 85 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,281 I don't want to get in trouble. 86 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:40,085 (laughs): Of course I do! 87 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,158 Mm-hmm. 88 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,993 Well, what do you know? 89 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,028 I enjoyed playing with you. 90 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,863 Me, too, dad. 91 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,532 No, no, no. Listen to me. 92 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:57,436 We played... And it wasn't boring. 93 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,037 We've played lots of times. 94 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,339 Of course we have! 95 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,674 Because you're my girl and I love you. 96 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,943 But I'm letting you in on a secret. 97 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,945 When parents play with their kids, 98 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,947 They don't like it. 99 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,550 And I'm no different. Oh. 100 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,185 Suddenly I can't breathe. 101 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:17,122 Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. 102 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,391 And if someone handed me an issue of the new yorker, 103 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,126 (chuckles): I would read the fiction. 104 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,761 I swear to god I would. 105 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:26,465 Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. 106 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,533 Surely some of them like 107 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,068 Playing with... Nope, not even one. 108 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:33,105 Just look at the things you kids like: Tea parties 109 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,573 With pretend food; 110 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,209 Hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; 111 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:41,546 And the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... 112 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,115 (shudders) 113 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:45,117 Candy land. 114 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,952 Oh. But this... 115 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,955 This is tolerable! 116 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,456 (gasping breaths) 117 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,958 What a crazy vision. 118 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,094 I was in a world where nothing is made of bricks, 119 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,429 Except for toys! 120 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,464 Hey, read the sign. 121 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,300 Thank you. 122 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,435 (whimpering) 123 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,569 Marge, I'm telling you, 124 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,905 It was so weird. 125 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,640 My body was squishy, 126 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:12,611 And my hands looked like snakes made of meat! 127 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,079 It was horrible! 128 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:17,416 Oh, homie, it was probably just a mini-stroke. 129 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,818 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 130 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,920 Whatever you saw, it wasn't real. 131 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,855 That's how the world works. 132 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,124 Everything fits with everything else, 133 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,094 And nobody ever gets hurt. I know. 134 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,830 Oh, maybe you just need someone to... 135 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,466 You know, take your mind off it? 136 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,701 Hm? 137 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,703 I always need that. 138 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:41,106 I only don't ask because being rejected... 139 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,575 (breathily): Gets old. 140 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:47,879 (homer and marge sigh) 141 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,550 Oh, baby, I feel so close to you right now. 142 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,786 (whistling a tune) 143 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:57,122 (clinking) 144 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,457 (shrieks) 145 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,991 Hmm? Hmm? 146 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,060 Marge? Did you replace our regular mirror 147 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,963 With a magical mirror from a mystical salesman 148 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,966 At a weird store that if we went back to find it, 149 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,668 It wouldn't be there anymore? 150 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,870 No. (screams) 151 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,477 Okay, homer, get a grip. I'm sure lots of people, 152 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,011 Every time they look in the mirror, 153 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,047 See a hideous flesh monster. 154 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,648 Just a one-time thing. 155 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,818 (gasps) oh, brick me! 156 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,420 Leave me alone! 157 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:31,089 Why don't you go back where you came from! 158 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,525 I have as much right to be here as you! 159 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:36,161 I, sir, am in the advent calendar! 160 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,530 Hmm? Apu: December 18, 161 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,565 Final week! Huh? 162 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,168 Moe, I'm going crazy-- I need 163 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,504 To kill off as many of my brain cells as possible. 164 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,038 Well, I'm here to help. 165 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,440 (clinking) 166 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,609 (sputters) 167 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,344 What the...? This isn't beer. 168 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,045 Beer is plastic circles. 169 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,682 How can I drink... (shudders) this? 170 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,084 (mug shatters) 171 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,685 Did you guys see... That? 172 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:02,888 Oh, it's getting worse! 173 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,122 (shrieks) 174 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,192 (grumbling) 175 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,130 Ugh! Rebuilding the same boring old school. 176 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,733 I could make this place so much cooler 177 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,202 If they just gave me a chance. 178 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,037 (yawns) 179 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,009 (snoring) 180 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,145 (sneaky chuckling) 181 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,781 (gasps) what have you done to my school? 182 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,483 I put in a rock-climbing wall, 183 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,418 All the classrooms are skate parks, 184 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,788 We got zip-line stairwells, terminator gym teachers, 185 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,558 Your office is now a haunted forest-- 186 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,060 Extra ghosts-- and, if you can believe it, 187 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,129 Two tetherball poles. 188 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,966 How will children learn if they don't feel like they're in kid jail? 189 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,835 Relax. I used all the same bricks. 190 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,102 Plus ralph. 191 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,071 Yo soy language lab. 192 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,172 (groans) 193 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:59,344 But I don't want to go to church-- I'm too busy going crazy. 194 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,980 Come on, homie. When I'm troubled, 195 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:06,284 I always find solace in the airtight logic of religion. 196 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,620 "before the world began, 197 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,189 "there was only table. 198 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:15,627 "then the great constructor scissored open bag one 199 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,029 "and dumped out the universe. 200 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,599 "then came the time of the great sorting: 201 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,768 "color to color, shape to shape, and a pile of just 202 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,804 "windows and doors. 203 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:29,674 "and everything was made of eternal, unchanging 204 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,144 Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene," 205 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,814 Or in the common tongue, "plastic." 206 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:39,017 But, reverend, what if everything isn't made of plastic? 207 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,986 I think there's more to this world. 208 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,120 You mean like decals? 209 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,155 Well, the orthodox don't use them, 210 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,424 But we're a reform congregation. 211 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,196 No. I mean a place where nothing snaps together 212 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,064 And you just can't toss your kids 213 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,033 In a dishwasher to clean 'em. 214 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,902 (chuckles): Oh, homer, a place like that 215 00:08:56,904 --> 00:09:00,005 Could only exist in some kind of magic rock song. 216 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,207 Look around-- we live in a perfect world 217 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,809 Where everything fits together and no one gets hurt. 218 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,177 Mustache is right. (others agreeing) 219 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,712 But I'm having all these hallucinations. 220 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,514 Like right now my hands look like 221 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,383 They're these weird wiggly things. 222 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:15,153 I think they have a name, but I can't put my finger on it. 223 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,055 (congregation gasps) 224 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:17,989 Don't look, boys! 225 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,090 (pop) 226 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,026 Wait! You guys see them, too? 227 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,527 He's a freak! 228 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:25,897 Take him apart and lose the pieces under the couch! 229 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,933 Well, I don't find him disgusting. 230 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,168 Oh, boy, that's mushy! 231 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,170 Come on, marge. We need real answers, 232 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,040 And there's only one place we can get them! 233 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,042 Let's see, "fingers." 234 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,512 Come on, show me something about fingers. 235 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,714 (sighs) bad news, people. 236 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,016 Our religion is not true. 237 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,384 Sorry about that. 238 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,852 Really sorry. 239 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,589 If I'm right, 240 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,024 When I touch this box, it'll trigger another memory 241 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,926 From some alternate me's life. 242 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,195 If I don't come back from that other place, 243 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,464 Tell my wife I loved her. 244 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,066 I'm right here. 245 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,601 Promise me! 246 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,936 (rumbling) 247 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,473 I can't believe all the time I wasted playing with bart 248 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,875 When I could have been playing with you. 249 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,110 Aw... 250 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,213 Our little springfield is really turning out great. 251 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,148 City hall, the weird-smelling bank, 252 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,550 Rehab world... 253 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,719 Krustyburger, krustyburger express, 254 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,954 The krustyburger where the governor got stabbed... 255 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,789 Oh, you two. 256 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,926 Hey, look what I found in the "arts-weekend- obituary" section 257 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,227 Of the paper. 258 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,596 Lisa (gasps): A builders competition! 259 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,298 We got to enter our mini-springfield. 260 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,733 We're a great team! 261 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,868 We're there. I'll clear my calendar. 262 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,139 Hey, lenny, remember those two surfers we were gonna fight? 263 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,607 Well, you're on your own. 264 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,743 But you're the one who sat on their fish tacos. 265 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,011 Great talking to you, buddy. 266 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,912 (chuckles) 267 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,983 Lisa, lisa, I spent all day at work 268 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,986 Making a duff brewery for our mini-springfield. 269 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,957 I don't want to brag, but... It really brews. 270 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:02,027 Huh? Where is she? 271 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:06,765 Okay, I got us tickets for the 7:30 show of survival games. 272 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,833 I've never been to a pg-13 movie before. 273 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,270 I wonder what the one swear word will be. 274 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,772 What if it's... 275 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,306 (whispering) 276 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,642 (gasps) oh, I've never heard that one. 277 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,045 My grampa said it at thanksgiving. 278 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,213 We usually don't hang out with second graders, 279 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,716 But we saw your survival games book report 280 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,886 Hanging in the hallway, and we were very impressed. 281 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,623 You really understood that the theme of the book was love. 282 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,958 Hey, older girls, I'm homer simpson. 283 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,961 That's right. Lisa's playtime partner and bff. 284 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,230 (girls groaning) 285 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,801 I assume lisa told you about the pretend tiny town 286 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,537 She's building with her overweight father. 287 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,306 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mucho fresh. 288 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,143 Come on, honey. It's time to click some bricks. 289 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,679 I don't know what he's doing up here. 290 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,015 He usually stays in the basement. 291 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,584 It's okay, lisa. We have dads, too. 292 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,519 I have three dads. 293 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,488 See you Friday. 294 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,324 Friday? But that's when brick-stock is. 295 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,494 Um, actually, Friday is the opening night 296 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,163 Of the new survival games movie, 297 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,932 And they invited me. 298 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,267 But this was our thing. 299 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,036 I know. I'm sorry, 300 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,838 But cool older girls have never wanted 301 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,339 To hang out with me before. 302 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,208 One of them wears deodorant. 303 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,676 I don't know which one. 304 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,845 Oh. All right. 305 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,180 Thanks for understanding, dad. 306 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,684 What just happened? 307 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,886 It's not you. Lisa's growing up. 308 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,855 It's a really complicated time 309 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,957 In a girl's life from age eight to... 310 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,359 Actually, all the rest of the way. 311 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:45,130 Oh! I finally found something I like doing with my daughter, 312 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,531 And now I've lost it. 313 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,033 I don't fit into her world. 314 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,769 This is for the tacos! 315 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,071 Ow! 316 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,340 Tacos, brah! Ow! 317 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,715 What did you build? 318 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,383 Mmm... 319 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,952 Oh, that's the teenage crossbow ace 320 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,487 Who stole my daughter from me. 321 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,490 Keendah wildwill is a modern feminist hero-- 322 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,793 Strong, independent and resourceful. 323 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,829 She's a little... Bustier than I remember. 324 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,131 My work on that front is never done. 325 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,641 I wish I lived in little springfield. 326 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:33,411 Everything fits together, and no one ever gets hurt. 327 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:36,948 (yells) 328 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,651 (groans) 329 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,619 Comic book guy: Okay... 330 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,155 Apparently, our whole world is a fantasy in the mind 331 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,758 Of an emotionally-devastated homer simpson. 332 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:50,195 One of the main questions I have about that is, why? 333 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,764 The real homer fears losing his daughter's love, 334 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:56,434 So he invented this toy world where nothing will ever change. 335 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,769 How can you be sure? 336 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,003 I have devoted my life 337 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,772 To second-rate science fiction. 338 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,041 Trust me, that is what we are dealing with here. 339 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,143 So if I don't find my way out of here, 340 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:08,012 I could be trapped in a fantasy forever? 341 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,714 I'm afraid so. 342 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,149 (whooping) 343 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,484 I'm trapped in a fantasy forever! 344 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,554 Kiss my flat plastic butt, reality. 345 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,690 (giggling) 346 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,058 Ooh. 347 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,560 Daddy-daughter time will never end! 348 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,534 Inventing this toy world to live in is the smartest thing 349 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,135 My brain-damaged brain ever did. 350 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,605 Nothing bad can ever happen here. 351 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,108 Great throw, homer. 352 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,379 Put it in tupperware, boys. 353 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,015 We'll rebuild it tomorrow. 354 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,650 Homie, ask yourself-- 355 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,218 Can you really live in a paradise 356 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,220 If you know it's just pretend? 357 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:53,024 Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix 358 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,059 To go slurp goo in zion? 359 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,195 We don't have that movie here. 360 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,431 Now lisa can never ditch me, and I can play with her 361 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,166 Forever. 362 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,768 (sighs) 363 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,770 There, I finished. 364 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,171 All 12 of them. 365 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,774 I'll never build what I want again. 366 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,109 Then you've learned your lesson. 367 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,177 Too bad I got these for my birthday. 368 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,580 They always give me the school. 369 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,948 (groans) 370 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,384 Sparkle unicorn, 371 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,252 Would like some more tea? 372 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:25,523 Oh, yeah, hook me up with some more of that imaginary nectar. 373 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,558 I've never seen you throw yourself 374 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,294 Into a tea party like this. 375 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,297 Before, it always seemed like you were kind of phoning it in. 376 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,965 Not anymore, lisa. 377 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,433 I've created a perfect world 378 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,203 With no pg-13 movies to take you away from me. 379 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,571 (sips loudly) 380 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,807 Ah! 'cause in a toy town, 381 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,043 Everything stays shiny and wonderful, 382 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,811 Just the way I want it. 383 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,047 You'll always be my little girl. 384 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,783 Maggie will always be my giant baby. 385 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,818 Bart will never move out of the house. 386 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,120 I'll work for mr. Burns forever. 387 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,222 Marge and I will never grow old together 388 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,725 And live like fat cats on social security. 389 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,126 Good lord, 390 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,428 I'll never experience 391 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,596 The ultimate reward for a life well lived-- 392 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,900 The gentle slumber of death. 393 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,468 Marge, I made a terrible mistake! 394 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,270 The fact that kids grow up is 395 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,238 What makes time with them special. 396 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,007 I think I need to go back. 397 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,475 I wish you'd told me that 398 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,277 Before I bought all these groceries. 399 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,945 But I understand. 400 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:24,515 Lego marge, you're just as cool as real marge. 401 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,617 Who?! Nobody, nobody. 402 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,953 Plastic comic book guy, I need to go back home. 403 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,023 Home? But you've discovered the joy of living in a world 404 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,058 Made of toys where nothing bad can ever happen. 405 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,931 But I miss burning my mouth on pizza, 406 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:44,135 And david blaine stunts where he could really die. 407 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,970 Now tell me how to get out of here! 408 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,039 All you need to do is open the box back 409 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,174 To your so-called reality. 410 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,711 But I can't let that happen. 411 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,215 Huh? You're the bad guy? 412 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,550 I thought you were the rule-explainer guy. 413 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,053 As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, 414 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,055 I represent the part of your psyche 415 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,357 That prefers this artificial world. 416 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,160 (rhythmic clicking, gate clangs shut) 417 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,661 How did you do that?! 418 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,464 Because, as the ultimate collector, 419 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:17,035 I have every play set ever made. 420 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,369 (creaking) huh? 421 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,972 (gasps) pirates! 422 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,407 (whooshing, grunting) 423 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,409 Pajama guys! 424 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,912 (gasps) I'll never get home. 425 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,014 Who could build something awesome enough to save me? 426 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,549 Who? 427 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,986 Who?! Who?! 428 00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:37,155 Don't you even think about it. 429 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,689 (whirring) 430 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,125 You are thinking about it, aren't you? 431 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,828 (whimpering) 432 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,163 (loud, rhythmic thudding) 433 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,939 You are going back where you came from-- 434 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,507 Denmark. 435 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,009 What is that thing? 436 00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:01,079 I have no idea, but it's gonna kick his butt. 437 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,947 That robot is made out of batmobile, 438 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,083 Hobbit hole and spongebob play sets. 439 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,952 That's... That's mis-set-genation. 440 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,687 (in robotic voice): Kid power. 441 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,123 Bart: Lion blast! (whirring, rapid gunfire) 442 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,759 Lightsaber barf! 443 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,095 (click, whirring, whooshing) 444 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,201 Fire principal! 445 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,369 This is strangely exhilarating. 446 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,971 No. No. 447 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,940 (crying): No! 448 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:33,077 I am going to enjoy playing with this thing forever! 449 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,879 (bart grunting) 450 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,048 I'm a creative but undisciplined builder! 451 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,955 (homer grunts, comic book guy groans) 452 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,990 (anxious whimpering) 453 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,128 (magical whirring) 454 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,730 Good-bye, homie. 455 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,966 Your squishy meat family is lucky 456 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,968 To have a good man like you. 457 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,403 Oh, baby, no matter what the reality, 458 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,140 You're the best thing in it. 459 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,945 Hmm. That was a little weird, right? 460 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,514 (laughs) 461 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,149 A little bit. 462 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,251 (whirring) 463 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,886 (yelling) 464 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,421 Lisa: Dad, wake up. 465 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,257 Wake up. 466 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,497 Oh, meat lisa, it's you. 467 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,965 Are you okay? 468 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,101 Oh, I had this crazy dream 469 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,537 Where I was in a world made of lego bricks 470 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,273 And learned important lessons about parenting. 471 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,775 Mmm, isn't that kind of the plot of the...? 472 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,110 No. No, it's not. 473 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,778 It's a new plot. 474 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,046 Honey, what are you doing here? 475 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,714 I thought you were going to your movie. 476 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,016 I changed my mind. 477 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,051 I knew how much this meant to you. 478 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,353 No, no, go to the movie with your friends. 479 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,189 If there's one thing I've learned, 480 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,025 It's that I can't stop you from growing up. 481 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,560 I love you, dad. 482 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,695 Me, too, little girl. 483 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,798 ¶ ¶ 484 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:11,709 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org 485 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,665 Thayson, joshuel, don't make me pick between you two 486 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,235 On the night before I reenter the struggle dome again. 487 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,869 We'll never stop loving you, 488 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,205 Even if you string us along forever. 489 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,374 Forever. Forever. 490 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,077 How can I choose between two boys, 491 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,112 One who's dangerous but good-looking, 492 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,448 The other who's strong but super cute? 493 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,216 All (sighing): Ah! 494 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,952 Oh, my god, this is terrible. 495 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,221 When do they get to killing the children? 496 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,689 Shh! 497 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,524 Wait a second. You're not into this... 498 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,959 Shh! 499 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,794 She's trying on dresses. 500 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,965 Oh, I just wanted to see kids fight to the death, is all. 501 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,601 Shh...! 502 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,712 Shh!