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(thunder crashes)
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Oh, Dad, why are you taking us
Christmas tree shopping
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on Halloween?
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Because in America,
everything's way too early.
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See? (chuckles)
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("Carol of the Bells" playing)
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(grunts)
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ALL:
Aah! Sideshow Bob!
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Aah!
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One of you guys!
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Frank Grimes?!
Who?
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I'm the guy who hated you.
Hated you!
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Died from my hatred
of you.
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(laughs)
Good old Grimey.
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To the point,
we are evil geniuses
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who somehow lost
every battle we've had
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with Homer Simpson.
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(crunching)
What?
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So we decided to form
this furious four.
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Bob, seriously, man,
one suggestion?
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Shut up.
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I mean, the baby is
already asleep.
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Aw.
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(unearthly screech)
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Enough!
Time for revenge most sweet.
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Uh...
Wait a minute.
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I thought you said
"furious four."
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I did.
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Revenge!
But first we dance.
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(Irish dance music playing)
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♪ ♪
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(music stops)
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Will nobody stop these people?
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(Simpsons Halloween theme
plays)
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♪ ♪
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(ding)
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Ah.
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In Hell they make you
watch them all in a row.
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(dramatic music playing)
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♪ ♪
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(all crying out)
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(heavy thumping)
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♪ ♪
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Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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(crackling and blowing)
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LISA: We didn't have much
in Springfield,
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but we always had water.
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Then one day, the rain stopped,
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then the rivers dried up,
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and a drought of Chicago Cubs
proportions began.
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(all exclaim)
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(Samuel Barber's
"Adagio for Strings" playing)
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♪ ♪
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(groans)
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Attention,
friends and neighbors.
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As you know, I possess
all the remaining water.
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(slurping)
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Why do we keep
reelecting this guy?
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To take your mind off your
troubles,
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I will sponsor a no-holds-barred
battle to the death
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among our cutest children.
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Makes sense.
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What sickos want to
see ugly kids die?
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One child from each neighborhood
will be selected to compete
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as their champion.
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The last child standing in
a pile of his fallen chums
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will win a day of aquatic fun
at my personal reservoir.
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(whimpering)
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(slurping)
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Good luck to you all.
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♪ What a feeling... ♪
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He's wastin' water
like a Tucson swim-up bar
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while I'm bathing
with a dog's tongue here!
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(dog whining)
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Okay, sweetie.
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I've hidden a bunch of
weapons in your suit.
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Uh, Mom,
I can barely move.
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Well, I could use a new look.
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Hmm.
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Hmm... hmm.
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(gasps)
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You just died.
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Who are you?
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They call me Homish.
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I'm your coach.
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Huh. It's hard to believe
you could coach anyone.
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If you don't think I can,
try watching just a few
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of the hundreds of movies
with characters like me.
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Also, I sober up in the
middle with no difficulty
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just like real
alcoholics.
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Welcome, children.
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The Games will begin
in ten seconds!
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Do not step off your pedestals
before...
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RALPH:
Before what?
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Whee!
(explosion)
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(cannon fires, "Taps" plays)
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What, what?
What did I miss?
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Oh.
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(grunting and panting)
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(gasps)
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The only thing I want
to kill is your sadness.
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My name is Pita,
like the healthy bread.
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My name is also Peta,
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like the animal
rights organization.
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♪ ♪
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(groaning and grunt)
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Did someone order
two dead kids?
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(cannon fires, "Taps" plays)
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(mimics bird calls)
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You can come out now, Homish.
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HOMER:
What about all the birds?
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That was me.
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(gasps)
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♪ ♪
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(cannon fires)
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("Taps" plays)
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Wait a minute, we don't have
to kill each other.
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Now you tell me.
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People of Springfield!
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We have the power!
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With all our new fighting skill,
we could topple Burns.
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Or we could do it peacefully
at the ballot box.
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Ned, that noggin of yours
is just what we need.
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♪ ♪
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(yelling)
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To the reservoir!
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Freedom!
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(grunts)
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Right in the back!
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Like the coward I am.
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(Prokofiev's
"The Battle on the Ice" plays)
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ALL:
Yay!
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We're saved!
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Aw!
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Ah, we really should have
left it in the reservoir.
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It was all for nothing.
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We're doomed.
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(thunder rumbles)
Hmm?
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Rain. Rain. We're saved.
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Well, it could be worse.
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(wind whooshing)
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Oh, God, me and my big mouth.
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Ooh, I just donated
the winter clothes.
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I'm a god in
this reality.
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Sure, why not?
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(chainsaw buzzes)
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11, 12, 13.
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(motor starts)
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Ready or not,
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here I...
(screams)
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(funeral music plays)
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Why? Why did my best friend
have to die?
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(crying):
I mean, it's a great college
essay, but it's not worth it.
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So sorry you lost
your best friend
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in such a cool
tragedy, Lisa.
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Since you're
interesting now,
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you can be our
best friend.
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Really?
That would be so...
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(thud)
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(screaming)
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We now bury Sherri and Terri,
survived by their brothers,
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Jerry and Larry,
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and their father and mother,
Barry and Mary.
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And now some light remarks
by comedian Drew Carey.
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There was some sort of mistake.
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I thought I was doing
a Microsoft event.
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(crying)
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Man, who'd have thought
a funeral for a couple of kids
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would be such a downer?
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(sign buzzing)
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Everything seems big
to a child, Lisa.
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But in a few weeks,
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losing three friends
in two days
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is something
you'll laugh about.
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And I'm here for you.
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Really?
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Think of me
as your best friend.
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(screams)
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Ms. Mancuso-Gluckman!
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(motor humming)
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Lisa Simpson,
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you are the prime
suspect in the murders
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00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,142
of two normals
and a twin set.
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(grunts)
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00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,981
Well, well, well, well, well.
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00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,485
Well, look what
we have here.
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00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:14,753
Well.
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This matches what we found
on the lawnmower
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and the picture
in the therapist's office.
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Sparkle nail polish?
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But I only wore that
with Rachel.
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Who's Rachel?
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And tell me it's not
a computer acronym
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like Repeating Algorithm
for Calculating Hotel...
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Come on, Lou,
help me out here.
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No, no, no.
You got yourself
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into that acronym.
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You can, uh,
get yourself out.
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Lou stands for lousy,
obstinate, um...
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Uh, help me
out here, Lou.
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I had no real friends.
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So I played with my imaginary
friend, Rachel.
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We did it all together.
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I was maid of honor
at her imaginary wedding.
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But then I outgrew her.
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00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,100
(Bart humming)
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00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:08,640
And I never saw Rachel
or wore this nail polish again.
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00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,742
That's a nice story, kid,
but, uh,
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00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,043
we're keeping our eye on you.
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00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:16,047
Only invisible killer
I believe in is God.
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00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,883
(brakes squeaking)
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00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,252
(indistinct chatter)
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00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,054
(gasping)
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00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:27,325
Well, I'm not afraid
to be around you.
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00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,761
Hello, best friend.
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00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,795
(gasps)
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00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,633
No, no, please.
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00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,701
(gagging)
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00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,839
Why did Mom double-wrap?
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00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,941
(groans)
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00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,943
How could you do that?
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00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,013
You tell me.
I came from your brain,
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00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,815
where your
darkest thoughts live.
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00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:55,086
(dissonant notes playing)
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,758
(siren wailing)
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00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,159
I didn't do it.
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00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,261
Plastic wrap
doesn't lie.
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00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,197
Except on the box, where
it says "easy tear-off."
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00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,133
Hey, Lisa,
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00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,801
let's gossip about boys.
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00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,770
Isn't Milhouse so cute?
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00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,172
Oh, of course, he suffocated.
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00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,942
My mom was so right when she
said I didn't need you anymore.
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00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,611
Oh. Oh, I see.
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00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:22,280
So, nosy old Marge
was the reason
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00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,517
you-you moved on from me.
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00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,455
(gasps)
Oh, no.
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00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,557
She'll kill Mom.
What do I do?
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00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,026
You can keep quiet and let
me get you out of here.
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00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,529
(gasps) Bart!
You came to save me?
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00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,998
Actually, I deliver
little bags to guys inside.
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00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,500
Don't know what's in 'em,
but they're sure glad to see me.
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00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,802
Come on, let's go.
246
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,370
Yo, could you please
keep it down?
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00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,006
Some of us are trying to shiv.
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00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,141
Tell Ralphie
I won't be home for dinner.
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00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,810
Uh, tell him that dinner
is the meal
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at the end of the day.
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00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,381
Uh, tell him the end of the day
is when the sun goes down.
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00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,649
Tell him...
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00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,818
Oh, thank you, thank you.
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00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,152
(Marge humming a tune)
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,158
(meows)
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00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,497
(thunk)
Aah! (groans)
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00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,566
(humming a tune)
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00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,439
(both panting)
(harmonicas wheezing)
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00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,242
God, those have so much drool.
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00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,544
Come on, we got to save Mom.
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00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,013
Come on, imagine a motorcycle
to get us out of here.
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00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,182
My imagination
isn't that powerful.
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00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,685
You imagined a girl that's
killing everyone in town.
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00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:36,621
Good point.
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00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,690
Where do I sit?
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00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,359
(groans)
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00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,428
Safety first.
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00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,032
And it runs on pony smiles.
269
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,468
Oh, man,
you ruin everything.
270
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,276
LISA:
Rachel, no!
271
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,880
Why can't a real person
like me this much?
272
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,115
I'm going to kill
everyone you love.
273
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,652
And they'll blame you because
nobody else can see me.
274
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,287
I can see you.
275
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,657
Because I am incredibly wasted.
276
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,427
Hey...
277
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,062
(gagging)
278
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,164
Only...
279
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,933
my childhood
imaginary friend...
280
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,002
can save me now.
281
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,908
Sergeant Sausage, you came!
I love you.
282
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,343
Rachel, Rachel,
you must understand
283
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,013
the thankless role
of the imaginary friend.
284
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,916
When the child matures,
you cease to exist.
285
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,018
I don't take orders
from a hot dog.
286
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,587
Uh... uh-oh.
287
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,929
No, no-- cut slits in me first!
288
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,365
Aah! Aah!
289
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,435
Aah!
290
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,170
Rachel, you have to go.
291
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,673
I can turn you into the worst
thing you can imagine:
292
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,775
your mother.
293
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,144
No! You'll be
sorry, Lisa.
294
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,813
I'm the truest friend
you've ever had.
295
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,615
I'll have friends in college.
296
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,185
And you'll be married
to a dentist.
297
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,288
We'll spend every vacation
with my parents.
298
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,792
Ha, ha. You think your
dad will pay for college?
299
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,660
Now who's
imagining thi...
300
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,028
(electric whirring)
301
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,097
(all sigh)
302
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,133
And now it's time
303
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:32,136
to lay my good friend to rest.
304
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,140
At least his life
wasn't in vain.
305
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,976
Actually, as an
imaginary friend,
306
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,644
I can never die.
307
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,045
Get in my stomach.
308
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,047
Okay, yes, sir.
309
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,116
♪ ♪
310
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,391
♪ ♪
311
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,029
Violence never
solved anything.
312
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,064
Don't use math on us.
313
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,667
Ah.
314
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,203
We're gonna
kill you, Simpson.
315
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,672
And book the funeral
in a huge church
316
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,674
so it looks empty.
317
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,609
(laughter)
Yeah.
318
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,444
Can I help
youse gentleman?
319
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,013
Just get your broom,
old man,
320
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,383
and get ready
to sweep up some broken boy.
321
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,251
And make it snappy.
322
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,088
I rather wish you'd-a
hadn't-a done that.
323
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,593
You idiot, now you're
trapped here with us.
324
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,961
(laughter)
325
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,696
Idiot.
326
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,364
Ow!
327
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,034
Sorry. I should have
used a coaster.
328
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,036
(grunts)
329
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,371
(gagging)
330
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,440
(all groaning)
331
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,377
You know
we're only 13, right?
332
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,712
Come with me.
333
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,781
♪ ♪
334
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,500
(gasps) Whoa.
335
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,337
I didn't know the pool
table could do that.
336
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:15,039
Halloween show money.
337
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,746
Yeah, you see, kid, it turns out
the guys you thought
338
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,082
were wastin' time
in this bar were actually
339
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,851
covert agents helpin'
to save the world.
340
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,820
So, how did things
go in Prague?
341
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:32,757
Oh, quite well.
I canceled a few Czechs.
342
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,959
We've had our eye on you
since your father--
343
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,195
our best man-- died.
344
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,331
They said he died jogging,
but I never believed it.
345
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,200
Smart boy.
He was actually killed
346
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,802
by our greatest nemesis.
347
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,271
We need you to take his place.
348
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,940
But I'm just a kid.
349
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,942
We all of us
have special abilities.
350
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,510
All these years
I've been pretending
351
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,012
to be the idiot bartender
352
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,447
while actually
I'm this super genius guy.
353
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,617
Now, do you
want to avenge your father?
354
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,285
I'm in.
Do I get any weapons?
355
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,888
You certainly do.
356
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,823
Let me introduce you to Q.
357
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,859
There it is. A pool cue.
That's your weapon.
358
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,029
Now let me introduce you
to your fellow agents.
359
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,497
Old Fashioned.
360
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,132
Rob Roy.
361
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,168
And I'm Toilet Gin.
Now listen up here.
362
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,904
We're getting a transmission
from our leader, Highball.
363
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,740
He does an amazing
Michael Caine impression.
364
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,409
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
365
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,978
I have the most
interesting development.
366
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,413
We have learned of a plot
367
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,681
to buy up
all of the world's beer.
368
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,817
Can I help you
with something, sir?
369
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,820
I believe that cute blonde
is interested in earbuds.
370
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,555
Oh, boy!
371
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,657
Now, here is the name
of our adversary.
372
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,592
Good luck, gentlemen.
373
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,827
Hmm.
374
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,762
Barney, give me what you got.
375
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,232
Remoh Industries
market capitalization,
376
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,035
$20 billion and the new owner
of Duff Stadium.
377
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,571
Tonight they're
throwing a free concert.
378
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,540
Looks like this concert'll
have a few guests
379
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,841
who weren't invited.
380
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,077
Everyone's invited. It's free.
381
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,145
♪ ♪
382
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,754
State of the art
fingerprint scanner.
383
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,355
Cutting edge technology.
384
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,424
Uh, hand me my toolbox.
385
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,594
We're in.
386
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,464
Welcome, gentlemen.
387
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,699
(cat purring)
388
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,367
Dad? You're alive!
389
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,702
How'd you get that scar?
390
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,637
(meows)
Ow!
391
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,905
That's how.
392
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:31,042
Of course. Remoh
spelled backwards is Homer.
393
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,744
It is? Uh, I mean,
it's intentional.
394
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,246
Now, I suppose you're wondering
395
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,316
why I cornered the
world beer supply.
396
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,053
I've created a lava machine
that will force the world
397
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,855
to surrender to me.
398
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,733
Then I want all the beer
to celebrate.
399
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,668
Well, we're gonna stop you.
400
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,669
Really?
401
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,971
(meows)
(grunts)
402
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,506
To kill me, you'll have
to get through an army
403
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:05,276
of jazz rock aficionados
age 50 and up.
404
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,411
(engine straining)
405
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,447
Oh, it seems like every year
406
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,649
my rockets get less powerful.
407
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,990
Attention, lovers
of studio perfectionism.
408
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,791
I've drugged all the concessions
409
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,127
so you'll do what I say.
410
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,096
Drugs at a
Steely Dan concert?
411
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:27,265
I never thought
I'd see the day.
412
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,267
Angry mob, kill the intruders.
Huh?
413
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,335
Steely Dan,
play "Deacon Blues."
414
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,637
No, "Royal Scam."
415
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,605
No, "Babylon Sisters."
416
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,475
("Babylon Sisters"
by Steely Dan begins playing)
417
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,278
I haven't had any training.
418
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,647
Now you have.
419
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,415
(grunting)
420
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:55,126
(indistinct conversations)
421
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,127
(grunts)
Aah!
422
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:58,196
(grunting)
423
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,070
Haw-haw!
You missed my heart.
424
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,805
Attaboy.
425
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,375
(sighs) We still haven't gotten
to the beginning of the song.
426
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,145
But, Dad, this can be
a new beginning for us.
(music stops)
427
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,314
You mean you don't
want to kill me?
428
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,381
I love you, Dad.
429
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,283
And violence
never solved anything.
430
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,153
Except this.
431
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,654
Also, every time you die,
432
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,090
I get another semester
of automatic As.
433
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,892
Everything appears
in order, sir.
434
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,727
But, uh,
where is Master Simpson?
435
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,329
I believe he's...
436
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,397
having a little Sherri.
437
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,466
♪ ♪
438
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,076
JUDITH OWEN:
♪ 600 ♪
439
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,412
♪ Yes, that's right ♪
440
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,450
♪ We've churned out 600 shows ♪
441
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:58,256
♪ It goes and goes ♪
442
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:02,526
♪ Two times 300 ♪
443
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:07,431
♪ And thousands of promos for ♪
444
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:12,370
♪ Shows that were bad ♪
445
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,474
♪ Yes, they were bad ♪
446
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,978
♪ So very bad ♪
447
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:26,284
♪ We love gold ♪
448
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,954
♪ Gold. ♪
449
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,363
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
450
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,171
(shrieks)