1 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:10,009 ♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪ 2 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:12,945 ♪ In the treetop ♪ 3 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:15,614 ♪ When the wind blows ♪ 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,817 ♪ The cradle will rock ♪ 5 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,820 ♪ When the bough breaks ♪ 6 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,623 ♪ The cradle will fall ♪ 7 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:28,560 ♪ And down will come baby ♪ 8 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:32,364 ♪ Cradle and all. ♪ 9 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:36,301 Sweet dreams. 10 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,636 (light switch clicks) 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:43,475 ♪ The whole Fox Network was in a hot, dense state ♪ 12 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,711 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago ♪ 13 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,980 ♪ They began a TV show ♪ 14 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,681 ♪ Then Bart tried to sell his soul ♪ 15 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:52,484 ♪ Lisa turned to vegetables, Grampa started fighting bulls ♪ 16 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,353 ♪ Springfield built a wall ♪ ♪ The Who played on the top ♪ 17 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,021 ♪ Carl, Lenny, Barney, Moe ♪ 18 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,856 ♪ And a fat bald guy who hollers "d'oh" ♪ 19 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:01,427 ♪ It all started with The Simpsons, d'oh! ♪ 20 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:09,768 ♪ I'm just a gigolo ♪ ♪ Gigolo ♪ 21 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,370 ♪ And everywhere I go ♪ ♪ Gigolo ♪ 22 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,372 ♪ People know the part ♪ ♪ Gigolo, gigolo ♪ 23 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,041 ♪ I'm playing ♪ ♪ Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo ♪ 24 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:18,177 ♪ Paid for every dance... ♪ ♪ Gigolo... ♪ 25 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,745 Showtime. 26 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,848 ♪ Ooh, and they're sayin' ♪ 27 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,016 ♪ Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo... ♪ 28 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:25,517 Your tea, Nana. 29 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,020 (laughs) Sweet darling boy. 30 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:29,388 BART: I know what you're thinking. 31 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,223 This must be some kind of prank. 32 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,725 Is there laxative in the punch bowl? 33 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,395 Well, there is, but their doctors prescribed that. 34 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,563 I've changed. 35 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,797 I've become pinchable. 36 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,399 You look confused. 37 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,235 Why don't I start from the beginning? 38 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,904 ♪ Grandpa, Grandma ♪ 39 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,406 ♪ We love you ♪ 40 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:50,375 ♪ We will show what school can do ♪ 41 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:53,245 ♪ We cleaned our desk, we learned this song ♪ 42 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,381 ♪ Teachers beat us when you're gone ♪ 43 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,718 ♪ Grandma, grandpa, you're the best ♪ 44 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,254 ♪ Now you can be laid to rest. ♪ 45 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,224 Simpson. Those lyrics are unapproved and not that funny. 46 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,325 Come with me. 47 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,926 Hey, Skinner. 48 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,562 Sure, you're tough enough to punish a little boy, 49 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,432 but what about a Marine Corps veteran? 50 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,767 Oh. 51 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,636 Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,937 Okay, Seymour. 53 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,572 Note to my mom or detention? 54 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:24,343 Which of your two lame weapons are you gonna unleash on me? 55 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,944 I have other weapons. 56 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,779 SKINNER: I have no other weapons. 57 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,249 Seymour, walk me to the bus stop. 58 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,683 Mother, what are you doing here? 59 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,418 I wanted to make sure you remember 60 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,687 that I think your job is stupid. 61 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,295 Simpson, I thought of your punishment. 62 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,430 Bart here will walk you to the bus stop. 63 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,266 That'll kill two birds with one stone. 64 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,467 (chuckles) 65 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:51,103 First time a worm ever killed a bird. 66 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,971 (Bart laughs) 67 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,973 LENNY: Okay, Lenny, don't be nervous. 68 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,876 This is the big one. 69 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:01,813 Gotcha! Where am I? 70 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,049 (scoffs) You walked in the core. 71 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,218 Yeah, we better seal this thing up tight. 72 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,823 (meows) 73 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,393 I'm playing Peekimon Get, see? 74 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,162 That's a wild Rotata. 75 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:20,465 That has got to be the stupidest game I've ever heard of. 76 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,334 Oh, yeah, you're right. It's really a kids' game. 77 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,569 And it's silly for me to... 78 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,538 Quiet, I'm playing it. 79 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,739 (air horn blows) 80 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,174 Quitting time. 81 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,043 Three-day weekend. 82 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,013 (Homer yelping in panic) 83 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,015 Haw-haw! 84 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,417 ♪ Bart's holding hands ♪ 85 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,485 ♪ With an old lady ♪ 86 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,754 ♪ Who seems kind of sweet ♪ 87 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,023 ♪ And my grandmas are gone ♪ 88 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:49,027 ♪ One's in jail, and one's in dirt jail. ♪ 89 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,996 Back in a flash, Grandmama. 90 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:54,600 Try not to win any beauty pageants while I'm gone. 91 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,202 Oh. (laughs) 92 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,204 Agnes! 93 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:02,274 Oh, you just missed my perfect little Martin. 94 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,875 Eh, I saw him. 95 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:06,011 He's beefing up, that's for sure. 96 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,513 Don't you love Grandparents' Day? 97 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,550 I get to meet all the little boys Martin snitches on. 98 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,884 Is that your grandson? 99 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,053 Or is this just a... a pity walk? 100 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,055 He's not... A pity walker? 101 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,957 I love my Gam-Gam. 102 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,059 Ha. You hear that? 103 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,127 Gam-Gam. 104 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,395 What's your pet name? 105 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,563 Gram-Gram. 106 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:25,564 That's the stupidest thing 107 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,965 I've ever heard. 108 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,801 I can't believe Martin left you alone 109 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,237 in this cold hallway. 110 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:33,472 Thanks, Peaches. 111 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,973 You're a gift to this world. 112 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,876 You deserve to be wrapped up, Gam-Gam. 113 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,077 Gam-Gam-Gam. (laughs) 114 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,412 Gam-Gam-Gam. 115 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,247 For you, Grandmama. 116 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:46,251 A diorama of the sky from the night you were born. 117 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,586 Give me your sweater. 118 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,255 But-but without it, I'm nippley. 119 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,657 (both laugh) 120 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:55,260 You hear that? Oh, no... 121 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,728 BART: Nippley. 122 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,166 I always wanted a grandson. 123 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:04,936 A cute little guy I could take to the circus and the movies. 124 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,606 Someone I could spoil rotten. 125 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,441 I'm halfway there, ma'am. 126 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,610 Well, this is my bus. 127 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:15,113 Goes right by the candy store, eh? 128 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:18,917 Don't take my mother, I need her to make me French toast! 129 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,986 Egg yolks scare me... 130 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,529 Ooh, a Rattlesnitch. 131 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,930 (rattling) 132 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,133 (laughing, whooping) 133 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,469 Got it. 134 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,970 Got it. Lo tango. 135 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,806 Duffman has got it. 136 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,040 Got it. 137 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,809 Got it. Got it. 138 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:44,943 Got it. 139 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,144 Got it. 140 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,646 Got it. Got it. 141 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,614 Now that's a spicy Peekiball. 142 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:50,649 Got it. 143 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:51,983 (gibbering) 144 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,619 And so... Aw, I didn't get it. 145 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,656 Won't anyone help me? 146 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,192 Got it, and no. 147 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,730 Now Maggie, there's no monster under your bed. 148 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,631 Ooh, there is one on your face. 149 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:11,403 Oh, man, there's like a million in here. 150 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,138 Here's the phone, so you can see them. 151 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,206 Nighty night. 152 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:19,010 (creatures growling) 153 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,246 In the gospel according to Luke, uh... 154 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:24,082 (sighs) If you two don't mind. 155 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,818 Look this game is, or at least was, 156 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,854 bigger than Jesus, okay? 157 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,656 Hmm, that's a pretty low bar these days. 158 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,527 Ah, Skunk-a-san. 159 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:38,597 Why can't I capture you? 160 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,198 (screams) It's real! 161 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,366 D'oh! 162 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,702 (gargling) 163 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,837 (moaning) 164 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,039 Sprayed by a skunk. 165 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,709 Homie, that game's too dangerous. 166 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,110 The game was fine. 167 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,712 Reality was dangerous. 168 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,180 And could you move a little to your left? 169 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,882 There's a Stumble-Bee right behind you. 170 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,885 Oh, is there any fad you don't take too far? 171 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,286 The aerobics ones. 172 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,789 Mom, what Dad could use is a co-player, 173 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,757 who makes sure he doesn't get hurt. 174 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,459 Because the game is good for him. 175 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,228 You can see that he's lost weight from the walking. 176 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,697 I'm using the factory holes on my belt. 177 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,866 Oh, wow. Wow. 178 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,935 Lisa, why are you interested? 179 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,404 Because it's the greatest game ever. 180 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,307 In this world, I can throw a ball. 181 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,042 Hmm, okay. 182 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,577 (grunts) 183 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:28,079 I'd prefer if you didn't turn your skunk bath 184 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,981 into a giant cocktail. 185 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:34,152 Ugh. One damn rule after another around here. 186 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,456 Peekisaurus at the Kwik-E-Mart. 187 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,325 Please come in. 188 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,761 Enjoy your game from which I do not make a dime. 189 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,763 (laughs) I'll be darned if this little critter 190 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,598 doesn't look like your god. 191 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,500 And I'll be darned if this sad wino 192 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,268 doesn't look like your god. 193 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:54,072 Do unto Snickers as you would have Snickers do unto you. 194 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,340 ♪ ♪ 195 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,276 Oh. 196 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,945 Well. 197 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,781 Such good manners. 198 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,616 I went out to get you some sneakers. 199 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,118 The kind that gang members wear. 200 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,120 BART: Heaven. But I couldn't help thinking, 201 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,956 why settle for one golden goose, 202 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,791 when you can have a gaggle? 203 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:16,761 Bessie, have I seen your grandkids in church? 204 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,297 No. I don't have any grandchildren. 205 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,999 Here's my headshot. 206 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,767 BESSIE: Oh... 207 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,303 BART: In fights with your children, I take your side. 208 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,538 (gasps) And what's this? 209 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,809 I have a loose tooth. 210 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,011 Oh! 211 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,480 (Bart chuckles) 212 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,782 ♪ ♪ 213 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,618 BART: It might've felt more like a lie 214 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,653 if I had to say the word "grandmother." 215 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:45,557 Fortunately, my ladies like to be called anything but. 216 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,560 Good morning, Momo. 217 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,228 I love you, Geema. 218 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,563 Momtom! 219 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,998 Na-nee! 220 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,399 Ugogo! 221 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,867 Waipo. 222 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,803 Hey, who wants a box full of firecrackers? 223 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,139 They won't light up the night like you. 224 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,241 Aw. 225 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,577 Man, nothing beats ladies in their 80s. 226 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,178 Twice my age plus 60. 227 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,413 Perfect. 228 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,717 ♪ ♪ 229 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,992 (screaming) 230 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,431 (whirring) 231 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,339 (steam whistle blows) 232 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,441 Ketchup? In my kitchen? 233 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,009 Never! 234 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,711 (laughs) 235 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,446 (whistling) 236 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,882 Bart? 237 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,617 Hey, Mom. Want a pep-o-mint drop? 238 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,920 Yes, but since when do you carry those? 239 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,021 Oh, I got it all. 240 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,957 Altoids, butterscotch candy, 241 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,359 Jelly Bellies, and Turkish delight. 242 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,894 (phone ringing) 243 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,395 Hello? 244 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,897 It's someone named Gertie. 245 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,799 Is that a girl in your class? 246 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,534 I know a lot of Gerties. 247 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:04,369 Did it sound like she was talking through her throat? 248 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,238 Uh, I'll just give you the phone. 249 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,407 GERTIE (through electrolarynx): Hello, sweetie, I didn't know 250 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,410 if you wanted PlayStation or Xbox, 251 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,113 so I got both. 252 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,484 Maw-maw? I ordered so many toys, 253 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,752 you get free shipping. 254 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,053 Oh, so thoughtful. 255 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,756 Interested? My card. 256 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,058 Book now for Christmas. 257 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,061 I was juggling 50 shades of gray. 258 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,596 I've been watching you. 259 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,298 I know exactly what you're up to. 260 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,733 I'm not up to anything, lady. 261 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,169 (through electrolarynx): This is for you. 262 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,406 Thanks for coming to my brother's wake. 263 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,874 It's what I do. 264 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,118 You are a cold little customer. 265 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,853 Agreed. Now, are we done here? 266 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,188 Because I've got birthday checks to deposit. 267 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,624 I've got birthdays like Lindy's has pickles. 268 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,427 Do you even know what that means? Do you? 269 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,796 What is this? Pick On the Con Artist Day? 270 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,133 I'll pay you $100 to pick me up, four days in a row, 271 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,701 from the Sunnyday Nursing Home. 272 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,870 Sunnyday, that's on Fifth, right? 273 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,372 Yes. Ask for Phoebe Pratt. 274 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,442 Oh, my dear, you look like Cybil Shepherd. 275 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,144 I am Cybil Shepherd. 276 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:22,013 Impossible, Cybil Shepherd is notoriously difficult. 277 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,515 Aah! 278 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,750 Oh, my God, everyone, it's Cybil Shepherd! 279 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,028 So it turns out you can buy Peeky creatures 280 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,963 with real money. 281 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:42,200 But the fun of the game is catching them, not buying them. 282 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,169 Lisa, I can think of no better investment 283 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,004 than invisible creatures that are part of an over-hyped, 284 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,305 passing fad. 285 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,707 Please? I'm in. 286 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:52,010 You know, I'm really starting to like you. 287 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,611 Mmm. Mmm. 288 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,381 I'm here for Phoebe. 289 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,583 Weren't you just here for Eunice? 290 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,351 Hey, a guy can have two grandmothers. 291 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,586 Look it up. 292 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,822 All right, you've served your purpose. 293 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,190 Good-bye. 294 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,025 A hundred bucks to walk you to the curb? 295 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,194 Sunnyday is a secure facility. 296 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,030 A family member must sign me out. 297 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,699 Why are you there? You seem normal. 298 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,901 Happy anniversary. Got it! 299 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,871 My family fear I'll wander off into some forest. 300 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,372 So where are you going? 301 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,741 Well, that forest over there. 302 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,542 Mm, I better come with you. 303 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,077 Those woods are full of bullies. 304 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,746 So, did you get it? 305 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,048 Yep, here's the orzo. 306 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,717 You idiot, you were supposed to get ouzo. 307 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,220 Orzo is, like, thick, brown rice. 308 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,688 You're like thick, brown rice. 309 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,089 (grunting) 310 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,595 It's good stuff. 311 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,098 So, Pheebs, tell me about yourself. 312 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,600 I'm a nature photographer. 313 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:52,103 Wow, two things that won't exist in 20 years. 314 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,745 Oh, you're quite good at taking the piss out of someone. 315 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,313 Wait, that's okay to say? 316 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,948 Taking the piss. 317 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,917 Taking the piss. Taking the piss, taking the piss. 318 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,619 ♪ Taking the piss. ♪ 319 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,554 Have you gotten that out of your system? 320 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,623 I'll get up in the middle of the night and say one more. 321 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,292 Poor old buck. 322 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,428 Probably the last spring he'll make it up the mountain. 323 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,097 Want me to throw a rock at it? 324 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,598 No! 325 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,101 He'll know when his time has come. 326 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,469 We all do. 327 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,471 (bellows) 328 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,807 Hey, I got to be me. 329 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,776 Right, it's been four days. 330 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,444 As we agreed. 331 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,681 Um, I don't feel right taking your money. 332 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,352 I bequeath this to you. 333 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,954 "Bequeath"? 334 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,989 What does that mean? Oh, look it up. 335 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,491 Good-bye, Bart. 336 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,694 (snoring) 337 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,596 Aah! 338 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,799 I'm having brunch with my little man and I need the bus pass. 339 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,634 Mother, you know that boy is a ne'er-do-well 340 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,503 and possibly a scofflaw. 341 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,106 Seymour, it's time you lived your life. 342 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,944 I will live my life. 343 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,813 And I'll start by leaving my hair mussed up. 344 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,315 MRS. SKINNER: And comb that hair. 345 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,184 I'll finger-comb it, is what I'll do. 346 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,519 BART: Oh, bequeath... 347 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,987 Bequeath, bequeath. 348 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,655 I can't believe she's making me do this. 349 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,857 I'm gonna look up a word. 350 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,592 How do you look up a word? 351 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,628 I'd like to look up a word. 352 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,063 Give me your phone. 353 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,798 What's the word? "Bequeath." 354 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,035 This means something you give away when you die. 355 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,337 She must be sick. 356 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,638 How much do I owe you? 357 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,173 Oh, no, it's... 358 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,574 five dollars. 359 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,847 I'm here to see Phoebe, it's kind of a surprise. 360 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,682 But she left this morning. 361 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,150 She said you were waiting outside 362 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,719 and I didn't bother to check. 363 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,154 What kind of a nursing home are you running here? 364 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,323 Oh, is it panic you want? 365 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,026 Patient missing! Patient missing! 366 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,561 What's with you, Judy? 367 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,263 He knows my name. 368 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,402 (alarm blaring) 369 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,604 Those tracks were made by tennis balls, Lou. 370 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,606 Get me files on Pete Sampras 371 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,608 and the Williams sisters. 372 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,745 BART: I realized she had me pick her up four days in a row 373 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,580 so the home's guard would be down 374 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,115 and she could leave on her own. 375 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,182 But why? 376 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,886 He'll know when his time has come. 377 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,321 We all do. 378 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,924 Can't believe I missed that. 379 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,358 Or this. 380 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,528 Don't tell anyone, I plan to off myself. 381 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,264 ♪ ♪ 382 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,801 Okay, these Peekimon cheats cost us 600 bucks. 383 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,703 No one but you or I must know. 384 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:44,275 I'm starting to suspect that trophy was not real gold. 385 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,144 Can we talk about something else? 386 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,779 Absolutely. 387 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,447 After you put your fingerprints on this knife. 388 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,715 Dad! 389 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,983 It's a cake knife. 390 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,484 I just had an extra piece. 391 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,752 Two extra pieces. 392 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,154 Okay, two extra cakes. 393 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,822 But all cakes are pieces of something bigger. 394 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,424 Just touch the knife. 395 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,727 Dad, why are you making me hide things from Mom? 396 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,728 You're right. 397 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:04,963 That's my job. 398 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,731 Well, it's my fault too. 399 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,933 No, sweetie, no more secrets. 400 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,668 From now on we're an open book. 401 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,337 Guys! How much did you hear? 402 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,238 We may have to get rid of the boy. 403 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,773 I don't know what you're talking about. 404 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,443 I need you to look for something. Forget it. 405 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,846 I learned from Peekimon that's a slippery slope. 406 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,682 Especially that time I fell down a slippery slope. 407 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,417 Look, this isn't a stupid game. 408 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,619 I'm looking for a lady who may be in trouble. 409 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,988 Is it Patty? No. 410 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,422 Is it Selma? No! 411 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,590 Let's roll. 412 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,526 This is where we used to go. 413 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,528 Bart, what were you up to? 414 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,097 Being the perfect grandson. 415 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,465 For our grandma? 416 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,033 No, for everybody but her. 417 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,935 Now please, we got to find Phoebe. 418 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,671 Well, we'll need the help of... 419 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,507 experienced Peekimon searchers. 420 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,942 Hmm. 421 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,643 This is who we're looking for. 422 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,479 Oh, you're no fun. 423 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,381 What's her Peeki-name? 424 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,716 Um... Dame Judi Dentures. 425 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,018 (searchers laugh) 426 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,652 And her point value? 427 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,154 I don't know, a zillion? 428 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,889 (all exclaim) 429 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,124 Okay, let's do it. 430 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,360 ♪ ♪ 431 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,330 LISA: ♪ I want to be the very best ♪ 432 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,300 ♪ This is my new career ♪ 433 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,970 HOMER: ♪ And then take a long, long rest ♪ 434 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:22,673 ♪ And celebrate with beer ♪ 435 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:26,077 LISA: ♪ I will travel across the land ♪ 436 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,446 ♪ Catching beasts who've done no crime ♪ 437 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,316 HOMER: ♪ Playing games made in Japan ♪ 438 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,652 ♪ I love to waste my time ♪ 439 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,890 LISA: ♪ This is fun for everyone ♪ 440 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,758 ♪ Even babies play the game ♪ 441 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,561 ♪ Maggie cannot ♪ 442 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,496 ♪ Say a word ♪ 443 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,132 ♪ But watch her stab and kill and maim. ♪ 444 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,004 I found something. 445 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,940 (owl hoots, bone crunches) 446 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,408 Peekimon searchers, huh? 447 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,943 Well, that's the stupidest thing I've ever... 448 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,211 Found her! 449 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,512 (voice breaking): Oh, my God. 450 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,885 Hello. 451 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,421 Oh, I-I seem to have fallen asleep... 452 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,722 in this forest... 453 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,258 with apparently excellent Wi-Fi. 454 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,562 Uh, yes, all the trees are cell phone towers. 455 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,430 What are you doing out here? 456 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,800 Oh... I'll-I'll admit I-I had some dark thoughts 457 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,470 and I used you to escape from the home. 458 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:29,140 But once I got out here by myself, completely free, 459 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,976 I realized there's so much to live for. 460 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,412 And... I want my camera back. 461 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,881 Can we still hike sometimes? 462 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,282 Yes, and we could go inside 463 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,118 that mill house you love so much. 464 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,286 Milhouse is not a place, it's a nerd. 465 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,654 Oh, well, there you go. 466 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,556 BART: So that's it. 467 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,993 I learned playing with women's hearts is a dangerous game. 468 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,895 And it's wrong to take advantage of the elderly. 469 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,766 And Grampa? 470 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,970 I'm sorry I embarrassed you on Grandparents' Day. 471 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,240 Geez! I thought my stories were long. 472 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,747 Homer? Uh... what? 473 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,316 I know about the $600. 474 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,584 You're right, Marge. 475 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,819 We spent too much. 476 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,087 Bart was a gigolo. 477 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,321 What are you gonna do? 478 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,789 Be mad at the world? 479 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,658 (groans) Maybe you could say something 480 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,193 to make me feel better. 481 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,761 The kids are fine. 482 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,330 The game is a fad, and in no time at all 483 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,866 you'll be worried about something else. 484 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,836 Huh, I do feel better. 485 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,939 Hmm, you know, the last couple of pies I baked 486 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,340 haven't been great. 487 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,942 There you go. 488 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,224 I like your hair. Finger-combed? 489 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,560 Yes, because I decide how my hair looks. 490 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,228 MRS. SKINNER: Seymour! 491 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,730 Just wanted to tell you I'm here with a real man. 492 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,000 My silhouette's replacing yours on the stairs. 493 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,669 (Milhouse chuckles) 494 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,704 So enjoy your meal, son. 495 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,005 I'm buying dessert. 496 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,507 Oh, that's so nice. 497 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,741 For you, 498 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,343 not that son-snatcher. 499 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,344 (grumbles) 500 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,479 ♪ ♪ 501 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:25,690 LISA: ♪ I want to be the very best ♪ 502 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:29,260 ♪ This is my new career ♪ 503 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,029 HOMER: ♪ I want to give this game a rest ♪ 504 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:36,000 ♪ I've been playing since last year ♪ 505 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,003 SEA CAPTAIN: ♪ I play it on my little boat ♪ 506 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,771 ♪ Sitting in a cove ♪ 507 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,540 Yar. 508 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,443 OTTO: ♪ I ran my bus right off a cliff ♪ 509 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:49,180 ♪ Was playing while I drove ♪ 510 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,548 LISA: ♪ This fad was hot ♪ 511 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,250 ♪ And then was not ♪ 512 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,786 ♪ These things come and go ♪ 513 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,856 HOMER: ♪ All I know is once again ♪ 514 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,925 ♪ I wasted lots of dough. ♪ 515 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,027 (snarling, growling) 516 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,428 Shh! 517 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,933 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH