The Bart Wants What It Wants

After giving up the Olympic torch that Homer has stolen, the family stops in at a carnival being held at a private school.  Bart comes to the aid of a young girl being bullied.  The girl is the daughter of Rainier Wolfcastle and she invites Bart to come to her house sometime.  Bart goes to Greta's home and has a great time.  The Wolfcastles come to the Simpson home and Greta expresses her interest in Bart, although he is a little slow on the uptake.  On Bart's next visit he brings Milhouse.  Greta invites Bart to her school dance, only Bart finds out that Skinner is going to be performing stand-up comedy and he can't resist.  Skinner's act bombs, much to Bart's delight.  Working with the theory that "women are easy, state capitals are hard", Bart breaks up with Greta.  For revenge Greta starts hanging out with Milhouse.  She then joins her dad for a film shoot in Toronto.  Bart asks the family if they can go to Toronto.  At Paramountie Studios Bart finds Greta only to find out that she interested in either Bart or Milhouse, so they both join the Canadian Olympic Basketball team.  Back in Springfield, Skinner's act still sucks.