1 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,038 Mr. Soprano? 2 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,802 Have a seat. 3 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:49,127 My understanding from Dr. Cusamano, your physician... 4 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,046 Is that you collapsed. 5 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:55,008 Possibly a panic attack? You were unable to breathe? 6 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,136 They said it was a panic attack. 7 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,765 The blood and neurological work came back negative. 8 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,352 And they sent me here. 9 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,646 You don't agree that you had a panic attack? 10 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,026 How are you feeling now? 11 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,155 Fine. Back at work. 12 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,701 What line of work are you in? 13 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,161 Waste management consultant. 14 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:33,380 It's impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist. 15 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,968 Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out? 16 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,764 I don't know. Stress, maybe. 17 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,726 About what? 18 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,860 I don't know. 19 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,947 The morning I got sick, I 'd been thinking. 20 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,077 It's good to be in something from the ground floor. 21 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,414 And I came too late for that, I know. 22 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:11,710 But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. 23 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,336 The best is over. 24 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,757 Many Americans, I think, feel that way. 25 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,509 I think about my father. 26 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,179 He never reached the heights like me. 27 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,306 In a lot of ways he had it better. 28 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:28,852 He had his people, they had their standards, they had pride. 29 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,729 Today, what do we got? 30 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:40,113 Did you have these feelings of loss more acutely before you collapsed? 31 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,033 I don't know. 32 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,221 A couple months before, these two ducks landed in my pool. 33 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:08,517 It was amazing. They're from Canada, and it was mating season. 34 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,603 They had some ducklings. 35 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,912 My daughter's friend was there to drive her to school. 36 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:33,500 - Meadow, your father with those ducks. - The yard smells like duck poo. 37 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,753 You gotta have more than just juice for breakfast. 38 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:41,216 You need brain food for school. Happy birthday, handsome. 39 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,760 - Thirteen. - He doesn't act it. 40 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,722 The male and female duck made a home in your pool and did it? 41 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,433 Get out of here! You're so gross! 42 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,061 You want some of last night's sfogliatelle? 43 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,106 - Get out of here with that fat. - One bite. 44 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,024 How do you stay skinny, Mrs. Soprano? 45 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,864 Him, with those ducks. 46 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:08,034 If you don't like that ramp, I'll build another. Maybe it's the wood. 47 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,588 Look, they're trying to fly. 48 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,134 - National geographic, dad. - Yeah, super. 49 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,095 - You showed us yesterday. - This is great! 50 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:31,725 Now my wife feels this friend is a bad influence. 51 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,061 It's so cool you're coming to Aspen with my family at Christmas. 52 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:39,816 Last year I saw skeet ulrich, as close as from where you're sitting. 53 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,943 Miss Meadow, we made a deal. 54 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:46,740 Keep your grades up and your curfew until Christmas, then you get to go. 55 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,701 - I know that. - Good morning. 56 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,329 - Hey, Mr. Soprano. - We're late, dad. 57 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,831 - Happy birthday. - Thanks, dad. 58 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:06,092 You're gonna be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? 59 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,263 Birdman, hello! 60 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,183 Yeah, yeah. I'll get home early from work. 61 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,102 I'm not talking about work. 62 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,816 This won't work. I can't talk about my personal life. 63 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,945 Finish telling me about the day you collapsed. 64 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,577 I drove to work with my nephew. He's learning the business. 65 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,288 He '3 an example of what I was talking about before. 66 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:39,876 Did you call triborough towers about the hauling contract? 67 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:43,838 I got home too late. I didn't want to wake the man up. 68 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:48,677 Did you get up early and call? He's always in his office by 6. 69 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,806 I was nauseous. My mother told me I shouldn't even come in today. 70 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,977 Bear in mind, this is a kid who just bought himself a $60,000 Lexus. 71 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,944 - There's that guy mahaffey. - Get out. 72 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,655 Right there. Next to the boo-boo in pink. 73 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,366 Back up. 74 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:26,840 My friend mahaffey pulling his Taffy. Hello. 75 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,758 We saw this guy. 76 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,136 There was an outstanding loan. 77 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,554 One second. 78 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,017 I don't know where this story is going. 79 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:42,480 But there are a few ethical ground rules we should get out of the way. 80 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,234 What you tell me here... 81 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,738 Falls under doctor/patient confidentiality. 82 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,531 Except if I was... 83 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,828 If I was to hear, let's say, a murder was to take place... 84 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,080 Not that it would, but if. 85 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:03,251 If a patient tells me a story where someone's going to get hurt... 86 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,421 I'm supposed to go to the authorities. 87 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,923 Technically. 88 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,221 You said you were in waste management. 89 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,098 The environment. 90 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,143 Dr. Cusamano, besides being your family physician... 91 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,937 Is also your next-door neighbor. 92 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,564 See what I'm saying? 93 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:28,151 I don't know what happened with this fellow, I'm... 94 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,195 I'm just saying. 95 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,323 Nothing. 96 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,617 We had coffee. 97 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,245 Help! 98 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,962 Security! Help! 99 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,881 Oh, shit. 100 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,652 Asshole! 101 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,157 Tony! 102 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:17,784 Wait up! 103 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,875 Security! 104 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,026 You all right? 105 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,696 My leg is broken. The bone's coming through. 106 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:55,989 Let me see. 107 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,742 I'll give you a fucking bone, you prick! Where's my fucking money? 108 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,162 So you had coffee. 109 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,830 Right. 110 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,749 You son of a bitch, motherfucker. 111 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:15,550 - What are you doing? Get over here! - That's $3000 here. $3000. 112 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,801 Go ahead. 113 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,598 Where's the fucking money? 114 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,224 I'll get the money! 115 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,726 I know you will. 116 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:28,229 You should get a cork in your mouth because you say I'm nothing... 117 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,191 Compared to the people who used to run things. Prick. 118 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,234 I'm nothing. 119 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,742 Shut up. 120 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,916 What are you crying about? Hmo. You're covered. 121 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,998 You prick. 122 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,085 Degenerate fucking gambler. 123 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,505 - Go on. - Next, I had a meeting. 124 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,343 I was called in to consult by a garbage-hauling company I represent. 125 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,595 What's the story with triborough towers? 126 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,600 The manager wants the contract with dick, but this kolar sanitation... 127 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,727 Another nationwide company. 128 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,731 The kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian immigrants or some shit. 129 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,984 These polacks will haul paper, plastic and aluminum... 130 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,861 For 7000 a month less than dick. 131 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,739 They pay us 40 times the monthly for stealing a stop. 132 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,532 That's the thing. They won't. 133 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:26,246 Says if he can tell the commie bosses in czechoslovakia to fuck off... 134 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,289 He can fucking tell us. 135 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,042 - I give up. - Fucking garbage business. 136 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,503 Yeah, I know. It's all changing. 137 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,421 Let me see what I can do. 138 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,299 Sure? You over your stomachache? 139 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,346 What are you doing here? 140 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,683 Gabriella sends me down here for the capoco/io. 141 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,352 Hey, t, let me ask you something. 142 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,897 Didn't you used to go to school with Artie bucco? 143 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,025 A situation came up. It involves my uncle. 144 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,403 I can't go into details. 145 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,612 That's fine. 146 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:03,992 But I will say this. My uncle adds to my general stress level. 147 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,661 It's none of my business... 148 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,747 But down at the club, the word is... 149 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,001 Your uncle junior is gonna whack pussy malanga. 150 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,840 He's gonna do it at Artie bucco's restaurant. 151 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,436 Hey, boys. How are you? 152 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,023 Don't move. 153 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,858 Uncle junior, how you doing? 154 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,902 Hey, good to see you. 155 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,696 Hi there, Chris. 156 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:46,034 I was talking about you. It's Anthony Jr.'s birthday tonight, right? 157 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,830 Don't buy him anything big, we overindulge him. Okay? 158 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,461 - Artie, how's your rash? - It's itchy. 159 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,754 Come here. 160 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,966 - Good to see you. You'll come over? - Yeah, have a seat. 161 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,098 You know what it means, one of these mutts gets wet in here? 162 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,517 It'll ruin his business. 163 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,978 You better sit down with your uncle. 164 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,609 Uncle junior's my father's brother. 165 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,653 A good guy, just getting old, cranky. 166 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,533 He used to take me to yankee games when I was a kid. 167 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,535 I love my uncle. 168 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,539 At the same time, when I was young... 169 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:37,543 He told my girl cousins I would never be a varsity athlete. 170 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,671 Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to my self-esteem. 171 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,321 Who's there? 172 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,739 It's me, ma. 173 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,450 Who are you? 174 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,953 Ma, open the door. 175 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,043 - Anthony? - Yeah, it's me. Open the door. 176 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,508 Hi, how are you? 177 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,595 Jeez, ma. Get some air in here. 178 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,348 Did you lock the door? 179 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,935 - Yeah, I did. - Somebody called here last night. 180 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,354 - After dark. - Who? 181 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,190 You think I'd answer? It was dark out. 182 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,276 Ma, I'll never understand that. 183 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,778 The phone is auditory. Dark is an eye thing. 184 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,407 I could understand not going out. You could getjumped. 185 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,783 But the phone? 186 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:55,746 Listen to him, he knows everything. You want some lunch? I got eggplant. 187 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,208 No, no, I just ate. Know who I just ran into? 188 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,376 Uncle jun. 189 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:05,548 Oh, that one. You think he ever comes to see his sister-in-law? 190 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,050 Remember Artie bucco? 191 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,344 Kid I went to elementary school with? 192 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,098 Oh, yeah, I still see his mother. 193 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,393 She tells me... 194 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,938 He calls her every day. 195 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,525 Well, uncle junior's gonna make a problem for Artie. 196 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,110 Could affect his livelihood. 197 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,113 - What's that? - Cd player. 198 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,240 For who? 199 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,700 For me? 200 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,952 - I don't want it. - You don't want it. 201 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:39,165 You love music, all the old stuff's on cd. Your favorites. 202 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,542 "Pajama game," Connie Francis. 203 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,835 Here. 204 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,715 Come on. 205 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,009 Move around a bit. It's good for you. 206 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,015 - Come on. Come on. - Stop it. 207 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,771 You need to occupy your mind. When dad died, you were gonna do things. 208 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,858 - He was a Saint. - I know he was. But he's gone. 209 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,986 You were gonna travel, volunteer. You've done nothing. 210 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,240 Stop telling me how to live my life. Just shut up. 211 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,242 I just worry... 212 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,370 And don't start with that nursing home business again. 213 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:21,457 It's not a nursing home, it's a retirement community! 214 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,336 You interact with seniors your own age, go places, do things! 215 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,964 I've seen women in nursing homes... 216 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,883 In these wheelchairs, babbling like idiots! 217 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,885 Here, eat your eggplant. 218 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,263 I told you, I already ate lunch. 219 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,226 All right, listen. 220 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,188 You just speak to uncle junior about Artie, okay? 221 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,232 He respects you. He'll listen to you. 222 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,279 If your uncle has business with Arthur, he knows what he's doing. 223 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,866 And I don't? 224 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,663 Well, all I know is... 225 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,833 Daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons. 226 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,919 Yeah, and I bought cds for a broken record. 227 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,511 I expect to see you at Anthony Jr.'s party with your baked ziti. 228 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,723 Only if I'm picked up and I'm brought back home. 229 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,351 I don't drive when they're predicting rain. 230 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,895 You're healthy. It's good for you to drive. 231 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,356 Use it or lose it. I gotta go to work. 232 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,983 Sure... 233 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,943 Run off! 234 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,615 And that night was my son's birthday party. 235 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,618 My wife invites the priest. He's always at the house. 236 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,077 - Hey, Tony. - How you doing? 237 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,705 - You like creme anglaise? - You bless it, I'll eat it. 238 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:43,873 She's not coming. 239 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,916 - Who? - Grandma just called. 240 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,377 She started crying and hung up. 241 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,380 - She needs a purpose. - She's tougher than you think. 242 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,050 So, what? No fucking ziti now? 243 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,708 At first it felt like... 244 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,877 Ginger ale in my skull. 245 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,100 - Mom, daddyjust fell! Mom! - Oh, my god. Tony! 246 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,479 Get back! 247 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,816 Daddy! Dad! 248 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,568 Anthony Jr., call 911. 249 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,836 Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital, gave me every kind of test. 250 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,597 Okay. 251 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,062 Hey! Carm. 252 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,861 - Thought you might want some company. - Yeah. 253 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,406 6:30 in the morning. 254 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,036 - How are the kids? - They're worried about you. 255 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,207 I told Anthony Jr. We'd rain-check his birthday. 256 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,092 Think I got a brain tumor? 257 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,428 Well, we're gonna find out. 258 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,639 What a bedside manner. Very encouraging. 259 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,516 What, are you gonna not know? 260 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,065 We had some good times. Had some good years. 261 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,234 Here he goes with the nostalgia. 262 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,278 No marriage is perfect. 263 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,322 Having that goomar on the side helps. 264 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,159 I'm not seeing her anymore. What about that priest? 265 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,744 Don't even go there. 266 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,706 Father is a spiritual mentor. He's making me a better catholic! 267 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,626 Well, we all got different needs. 268 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,630 What's different between us is, you're going to hell when you die. 269 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:00,736 My nephew, Christopher, was handling the garbage contract problem. 270 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,823 But on this I will also not go into detail. 271 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,591 Emil kolar. 272 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,802 Chris moltisanti. 273 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,639 Hey, in Czech Republic too, we love pork. 274 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,766 You ever have our sausages? 275 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:35,521 No, no. I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's. 276 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,066 See what you learn when you cross cultures and shit? 277 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,237 My uncle evzen doesn't know I came. 278 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,865 If we make any progress, I'll tell him. 279 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,119 Hey, we have to make progress, Emil. We gotta stop the madness. 280 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,289 Business is changing, we're the younger generation. 281 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,082 We have issues in common. 282 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:02,214 Where'd you go to high school? Was it Poland? 283 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,800 I'm not Polish. 284 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,053 Czechoslovakian, that's a type of polack, right? 285 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,682 We came here when I was 9. I went to west essex. 286 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,060 You used to play my cousin Gregory in football, he... 287 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,355 - Where's the stuff? - Yes, yes, yes. 288 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,528 The reason for the visit. We got it all deployed for you. 289 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,781 Taste the wares, Emil. 290 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:59,355 The doctors kept me hanging about the tests, as doctors will do. 291 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,275 So my uncle and I played a round of golf and had lunch. 292 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,946 You keep mentioning your uncle. What's the problem? 293 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,656 Who do you think you are? 294 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:12,076 I'm the person who says how things go, that's who. 295 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,163 Artie's dinner business is nice, upscale people from the suburbs. 296 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,748 Don't ruin his life. 297 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,834 Vesuvio is where pussy feels safe. 298 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,545 He's been eating here all his life. 299 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,631 You kill him some place else. 300 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,009 You may run north Jersey, but you don't run your uncle! 301 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,721 How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you? 302 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,646 Can we focus more on your immediate family? 303 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:44,608 My wife and daughter were not getting along. 304 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,239 Darn, these laser discs are incredible! 305 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:55,995 Tony watches godfather ii. He says it looks just like the movie theater. 306 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,580 Gordon Willis. Tony prefers ii, not I? 307 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,500 He likes where vito goes back to sicily. 308 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,003 With III, he was like, "what happened?" 309 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,505 Where does Tony rank goodfel/as? 310 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,050 What, do you have raccoons? 311 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,928 - Somebody's jimmying a window. - What? 312 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:16,515 You have all these security lights, who would try and...? 313 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,185 Oh, no. Jeez, Louise! 314 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,229 Hold it! 315 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,856 Meadow. 316 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,528 I noticed the glass rattles every time I walk to the laundry room. 317 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,530 Do we have any putty? 318 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,949 Don't give me that. You snuck out! 319 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,409 What's going on? 320 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,995 You locked my bedroom window so I'd get caught. 321 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,373 Normal people thought you were upstairs doing your homework! 322 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,210 You have become a master of lying and conniving. 323 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,087 I know I'm grounded. 324 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,007 Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow, and he needed me! 325 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,427 Grounded for this? Oh, no, you're not grounded. 326 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:57,806 You're not going to Aspen with hunter scangarelo! 327 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,685 But this shit I'm telling you... 328 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,063 It'll all blow over. 329 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:11,153 Didn't you admit to Dr. Cusamano that you were feeling depressed? 330 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,416 "Melfi." 331 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,795 What part of the boot you from? 332 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,922 Dr. Melfi. 333 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,383 My father's people were from caserta. 334 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,135 Avellino. 335 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,472 My mother would have loved it if you and I got together. 336 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:49,942 Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergencies. 337 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,444 Suppose you were driving and you passed out. 338 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,154 Let me tell you something. 339 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,491 Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to shrinks and counselors... 340 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,245 And go on Sally jessy Raphael and talk about their problems. 341 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,164 Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? 342 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,667 The strong, silent type? 343 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,293 That was an American. 344 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,213 He wasn't in touch with his feelings. 345 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,175 They didn't realize once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings... 346 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,944 They wouldn't be able to shut him up! 347 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,055 So it's dysfunction this and that! And dysfunction va fangool! 348 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,308 You have strong feelings about this. 349 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:27,104 I had a semester and a half of college... 350 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,858 So I understand Freud. I understand therapy as a concept. 351 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,735 But in my world, it does not go down. 352 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,698 Could I be happier? Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't? 353 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,367 Do you feel depressed? 354 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,414 Do you feel depressed? 355 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,130 Since the ducks left... 356 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,632 I guess. 357 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,553 The ducks that preceded your losing consciousness. 358 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,097 Let's talk about them. 359 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,822 You can't blame t for being pissed. You should have waited. 360 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,533 That's the last time I show any fucking initiative. 361 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,869 Imagine how I felt? 362 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,662 T's running down the business... 363 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,207 I fucking wet a guy to keep one of our stops. 364 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,919 He's not running it down. It's just getting harder in New York. 365 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,427 Come on! 366 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,222 - This is fucked up. - What, pussy? 367 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:47,017 The kolar uncle is gonna find the kid dead on one of his bins... 368 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,853 And get out of our fucking business? No way. 369 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,147 "Louis brassi sleeps with the fishes." 370 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,525 Luca brassi. 371 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,236 - Luca. - Whatever. 372 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,322 There's differences, Christopher. 373 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,242 From the Luca brassi situation and this? 374 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:09,164 Look, if the kolars know the kid is dead, it hardens their position. 375 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:13,043 Plus, now the cops are looking for a fucking murderer. 376 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,586 What do you want to do? 377 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,965 He disappears. He never comes home. 378 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,300 They know, but they don't know. 379 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,845 They hope maybe he'll turn up... if. 380 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,557 Come on. Let's get him. 381 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,187 Take him to staten island, I'll cut him up. 382 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,774 Pussy, you know, with t collapsing at the birthday... 383 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:39,903 What would you do if he was, like, disabled? 384 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,905 Why would you even ask that? 385 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,618 Our lecture series in action. 386 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,704 Someone from the university discussing... 387 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,207 The novels of, I believe, zora neale hurston. 388 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,586 Didn't you just read her in school, med? 389 00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,298 It's very nice. 390 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,639 You know, grandma, this place is neat. 391 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,850 You should really think about it. 392 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:13,186 This room was renovated last year. 393 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,896 What goes on behind there? 394 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,066 Those doors lead to our nursing unit. 395 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,194 This is a nursing home! 396 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,322 This is a residence, but just in case... 397 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,658 No, you're not getting me into a nursing home. 398 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,744 You're not listening to what she's saying. 399 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,246 Women in wheelchairs, babbling like idiots! 400 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,081 Ma, you're not listening. 401 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,293 You think you're so high and mighty, don't you? 402 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,004 With your fancy office. 403 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,466 Anthony, people come here to die! 404 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:51,224 Oh, my god! Somebody get a doctor. 405 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:04,071 So you've come back for help. Don't look at that as a defeat. 406 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,282 She's one of those who grew up during the depression. 407 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,410 But the depression to her was a trip to six flags. 408 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,204 There's that "d" word again. 409 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,670 Stay with your mother. 410 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,678 Now that my father's dead, he's a Saint. 411 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,849 When he was alive, nothing. 412 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,565 My dad was tough, he ran his own crew. 413 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:45,362 A guy like that and my mother wore him down to a little nub. 414 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,698 He was a squeaking little gerbil when he died. 415 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,620 Quite a formidable maternal presence. 416 00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,421 I gotta be honest. I'm not getting any satisfaction from my work, either. 417 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:03,922 Why? 418 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,300 Well, because of rico. 419 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,720 - Is he your brother? - No. The rico statutes. 420 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,306 - Oh, of course, right. - You read the papers? 421 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,835 You know, the government's using electronic surveillance... 422 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:20,522 And various legal strategies to squeeze my business. 423 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:28,071 Do you have any qualms about how you actually make a living? 424 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,203 I find I have to be the sad clown. 425 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,540 Laughing on the outside... 426 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,417 Crying on the inside. 427 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,128 See, things are trending downward. 428 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,757 Used to be, a guy got pinched, he took his prison jolt. 429 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,677 Everybody upheld a code of silence. 430 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,181 Nowadays, no values. 431 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,642 Guys today have no room for the penal experience. 432 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,020 So everybody turns government witness. 433 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,902 I feel exhausted just talking about it. 434 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:12,532 Well, with today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer... 435 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:16,286 With feelings of exhaustion and depression. 436 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:21,124 Here we go. Here comes the Prozac. 437 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:30,926 Mahaffey doesn't have it. 438 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,886 What do you mean he doesn't have it? 439 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,179 He doesn't have the money. 440 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,722 How can he not have the money? 441 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,183 The man does not have the money. 442 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,894 We ran the man over with the car. T, himself. 443 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,439 The man has no wiggle room. He's bled dry. 444 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,157 I hear junior wants to whack pussy bompensiero? 445 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,077 - Pussy malanga. - Oh, little pussy. 446 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,579 You think he's gonna fuck with big pussy? 447 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,331 My pussy? 448 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,416 Andrea. 449 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:08,213 Stay with drinks on the house all night. 450 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:11,049 - Sorry, Mr. Dante. - It's okay. 451 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:16,221 So your uncle resents that you're the boss. 452 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,098 The sadness accrues. 453 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059 Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life. 454 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,478 First, against your father, his younger brother... 455 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,522 Because he was a made man before him. 456 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,399 And now, you. 457 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,570 So, sure, he can't stomach your telling him what to do. 458 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,072 Hesh, I love the man. 459 00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:38,034 The man is driven in Toto by his insecurities. 460 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,537 I feel bad I was the messenger. 461 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,166 Your friend Artie, with the restaurant. 462 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,043 Get him out of town. 463 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:51,673 That way the restaurant closes, the hit goes down some place else. 464 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,552 You old fucking Jew. 465 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,054 No wonder my old man kept you around so long. 466 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,808 So what about this fucking Jew's 250 on mahaffey's 100? 467 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,690 Mahaffey has a new business partner... 468 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,191 You. 469 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,277 These hmos pay out millions... 470 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,071 To doctors, hospitals, whatever. 471 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,408 That mri I had, $2000 a pop. 472 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,910 Now, we give this mahaffey a choice. 473 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,538 Either his company pays out phony claims... 474 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,999 To fake clinics we set up... 475 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,629 Or he pays hesh the 250 grand he owes him... 476 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,089 Which we know he cannot do. 477 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,511 Or it's a rainy night in lyndhurst. 478 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:43,058 Very smart. Could be major. 479 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,518 Could be as good as garbage. 480 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,648 - Garbage is our bread and butter. - Was. 481 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,077 Miss Meadow! 482 00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,456 So, med. 483 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,167 I'm not going. 484 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,546 Every year, on this date, since you were itty-bitty... 485 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,840 Mom and Meadow get all dolled up... 486 00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:21,054 Drive into New York Plaza hotel for tea under Eloise's portrait. 487 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,931 Look, where's yours? 488 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,641 I have too much homework. 489 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,018 Meadow, its our little tradition! 490 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,853 We always have so much fun! 491 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:32,357 To tell you the truth, I felt it was dumb since I was 8! 492 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,984 I just go because you like it. 493 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,742 Here I thought this was something we would do long after you got married... 494 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,828 With girls of your own. 495 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,916 Hopefully I won't be living around here by then. 496 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,124 You've got mail. 497 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:55,839 Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat and break the rules you don't like! 498 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,052 What? You have something you want to say? 499 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,516 Mom, do you have any idea how much it means to go skiing in Aspen? 500 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,185 Do you think that'll happen every year? 501 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,856 Like lame tea and scones at the Plaza hotel? 502 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,403 - Goodbye. - Close my door, please. 503 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:26,119 Give me a drop. Oh! A drop, not a spurt. Soave, a drop! 504 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,706 - How are you? - All right. Stir the meatballs. 505 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,584 - Could you help me out? - Yeah, what do you need? 506 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,753 Cruise. Caribbean. 507 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,922 S.s. Sagafl'ord, 11th through the 29th. 508 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,341 Pair of tickets. I can't use them. 509 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,427 Can you take them off my hands? 510 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,721 - Where'd they come from? - Comps. 511 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,182 Comps? 512 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:48,767 What does that mean? 513 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,770 As manager for the kitchen and restaurant workers union... 514 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:55,398 I administer the dental plan. You listening to me? 515 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,277 A couple of dentists got together and awarded me these tickets. 516 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,280 The problem is, I can't get away those dates. 517 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,994 Here. When was your last vacation? 518 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,789 - Anthony, thank you. - All right. 519 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,798 Mr. Soprano? 520 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:31,184 You cannot accept a gift like that from Tony soprano! No way! 521 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,685 Listen to me, Charmaine... 522 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:36,272 If I stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster without a break... 523 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,774 I'm gonna go postal. 524 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:41,319 I don't even want to talk about it anymore, please! 525 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:45,615 Art, Melissa, come on, honey. It's time to go home. 526 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:50,161 You have to get away. We have to get away for the marriage. 527 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:55,416 No! It's bad enough that these mobsters patronize the place, okay? 528 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,418 So what? We're not connected. 529 00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,630 Right. Because we just turned down those tickets! 530 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,592 But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader. 531 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,469 Arthur, please. Grow up! 532 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,515 Does the mind not rebel at any scenario under which dentists... 533 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:15,436 Are sending the Don of New Jersey first class on a non/vegian steamship? 534 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:19,566 Come on, Arthur, somebody donated their kneecaps for those tickets! 535 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:23,778 Herman, there is no way I can subvert my fucking company. 536 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:27,115 Have them pay claims for mris that never happened? 537 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,827 - The papennork will look real. - How do I not get caught? 538 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,205 I hate to hear you knocking yourself. You're a smart guy. 539 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:38,167 I'm depressed. I'm so fucking depressed I can't eat, sleep. 540 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,254 - You on Prozac? - Zoloft. It's similar. 541 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,798 - It's supposed to help with gambling. - No shit. 542 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,301 This new generation of antidepressants... 543 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,512 Are supposed to be useful against compulsive behaviors. 544 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,014 That's a shame. 545 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,808 A medication comes along after your gambling... 546 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,394 Gets your fucking hip busted to shit. 547 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,855 I'm trying not to be cynical. 548 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:02,984 Your debt and the feelings surrounding it is the source of all your problems. 549 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,737 I'm sorry I haven't paid you, Herman. 550 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,447 I know you are. 551 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,866 And I never meant to denigrate Tony soprano. 552 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,660 - Want to walk on the rocks? - Crutches, I can't. 553 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,872 It's beautiful out there. Come on, we'll help you. 554 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,749 I go out there to think. 555 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,098 Thanks, but no. 556 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,311 Let's try it. 557 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,273 What you were saying before with the mris and... 558 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,050 Dick's looking for you! 559 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,846 Hey, Tony, I just heard from triborough towers. 560 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,183 The kolar brothers withdrew their bid. 561 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,685 That's good. That's good. 562 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,854 Listen, by the way, Artie bucco's here to see you. 563 00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:24,399 - I gotta go, guys. - Take care. 564 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,283 Artie, you all right? 565 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,122 - I can't. - What are you talking about? 566 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,250 We discussed this. You gotta leave town. 567 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,751 I'm sorry. 568 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,261 This is unacceptable. 569 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,763 I made a reservation two weeks ago. 570 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:59,976 Sir, people are not leaving, and there are five parties ahead of you. 571 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,854 - So what would you like...? - Can I help you? 572 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,400 I tore her a new one. 573 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,404 Why don't we just go to another restaurant and eat? 574 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,905 We're here. 575 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,575 Mr. Soprano, how you doing? Good to see you. 576 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,201 How you doing? 577 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,247 This way. Excuse me. 578 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,964 Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry. Tony, where you going? 579 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,924 Hey. How are you? 580 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,554 You come here? 581 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,514 When possible. 582 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:43,686 Those decorating tips you gave me, they really work. 583 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:48,900 How you doing? 584 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,406 Nils, nils? 585 00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:57,200 Do you know who that was? 586 00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:00,119 Well, I mean, obviously you do. 587 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,913 What, is he a patient? 588 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,539 You know I can't say. 589 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,338 Decorating tips, yeah, right. 590 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,590 Nils, shut the fuck up. 591 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,843 Mr. Borglund, they're setting up your table now. 592 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,767 Who was that woman at the restaurant? 593 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,435 My decorator. 594 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:27,105 What? You're redoing the garbage dump? 595 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:30,650 That's funny. Hey, you better not mess with that hat! 596 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,948 Come on, it's jfk's hat! I bought it at that auction. 597 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,366 Give me that! 598 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,327 Inna, Jesus. 599 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:45,665 I know there is something more intimate between you and her. 600 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,167 Nothing intimate. We just talk. 601 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,096 Mr. Soprano, buona sera. 602 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,348 We don't see you. Where you been? 603 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,898 You know, sometimes... 604 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,359 Life is good. 605 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,486 Life is often good. 606 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,031 Regaleali, for example. 607 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,119 You've been in good spirits the last couple days. 608 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:36,007 Carmela, there's something I gotta confess. 609 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,012 What are you doing? 610 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,015 Getting my wine in position to throw in your face! 611 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,516 You're always with the drama. 612 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,144 Confess already, please. Get it over with! 613 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,692 I'm on Prozac. 614 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,528 Oh. Oh, my god. 615 00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,114 I been seeing a therapist. 616 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,075 Oh, my god. I think that's great. 617 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,329 I think that's wonderful! I think that's so gutsy! 618 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,332 - Take it easy. - But I think that's very wonderful. 619 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,500 You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter. 620 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,337 I think it's great. Psychology doesn't address the soul. 621 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,422 But this is a start. This is something. 622 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,507 Oh, I'm gonna shut up now. 623 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:20,593 I'll shut up now. 624 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,845 You're the only person who knows. 625 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,973 The only reason I'm telling you this is because you're my wife. 626 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:29,560 You're the only person on this planet that I'm completely honest with. 627 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,562 Oh, please. 628 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,439 Hey, goddamn it, I'm serious. 629 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:35,942 If the wrong person finds out, I get a steel jacket... 630 00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,486 Of antidepressant in the back of the head. 631 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,581 I didn't realize you were so unhappy. 632 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:55,878 I don't know. 633 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,130 My mother... 634 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,174 You told him about your father, right? 635 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,094 - Who? - Your therapist. 636 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,597 Yeah. Yeah, I told him. 637 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:10,601 Good. But your mother is the one. 638 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:15,982 I don't know, I just feel like lately my life's out of balance. 639 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,280 Our existence on this earth is a puzzle. 640 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,241 My own daughter hates me. 641 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,160 She doesn't hate you, carm. 642 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,121 We were best friends. 643 00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:33,582 Mothers and their daughters. She'll come back to you. 644 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:39,839 - Hello? - Jesus! 645 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,966 What's the matter, no social life? 646 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,676 Blow me. 647 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,262 Dad. 648 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,807 I brought you my primavera. It's your favorite. 649 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,852 - Who is it? - Christopher. 650 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,438 - Hey. - Our friend is back in town. 651 00:46:55,688 --> 00:47:00,443 "Little pussy” malanga, sometimes confused with "big pussy" bompensiero... 652 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,635 Had just returned from Florida... 653 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,780 So it's gonna go down soon? 654 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,991 Don't worry. I got a way to put it to bed. 655 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,453 Come on, Meadow. 656 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,040 - Go, falcons! - Come on, let's go! 657 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:17,126 So when do you need this by? 658 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,794 Right away. 659 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,548 - Way to go, Meadow! - Beautiful, beautiful! 660 00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,343 I think I can get a party like that together. 661 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:29,221 - Side out? That ball hit the line! - What are you doing, ref? 662 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,102 Mom didn't come? 663 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,355 Didn't think you wanted her to. 664 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:39,690 The car's over there. 665 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,568 Hey, Mr. Dante. See you, Heather. 666 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,321 You guys played a good game. 667 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,365 Heather Dante. Where'd she get that spike? 668 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,326 Don't you think it's unfair what mom is doing? 669 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,995 Making this little movie scene out of it. 670 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:56,957 "The sad mom who can't even come to her daughter's sports event." 671 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:04,757 Dad? 672 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,385 Don't you think it's totally out there? 673 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:11,555 I mean, my Aspen trip. What is she thinking? 674 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,016 Dad? 675 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:22,191 It's been years since I've been here. 676 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,985 Dad, please talk to her, please. 677 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,988 God, this is so stupid. 678 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:30,408 Why are we sitting here? 679 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,329 Your mother thinks you have the capacity to be a top student. 680 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,789 And I agree. 681 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,749 What do you guys want, perfection? 682 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,629 What are you looking at? 683 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:47,633 Your great-grandfather and his brother frank... 684 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,136 They built this place. 685 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,012 Big whoop. 686 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,474 Stone and marble workers. They came over here from Italy... 687 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,477 And they built this place. 688 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,314 Yeah, right. Two guys. 689 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:08,487 No, they were two guys on a crew of, you know, laborers. 690 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,534 They didn't design it... 691 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,995 But they knew how to build it. 692 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,333 Now find two guys who can put decent grout around your bathtub. 693 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,331 So I feel good. 694 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:03,959 So I don't know if I'm gonna be needing to come back. 695 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,337 It's not the Prozac. 696 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,172 Why not? 697 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:13,552 You said you're thinking clearer and your wife says you seem to be better? 698 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:16,889 It's not the medication. 699 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:22,645 Prozac takes weeks to build up effective levels in the blood. 700 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,564 Well, what is it, then? 701 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,984 Coming here. Talking. 702 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:32,696 Hope comes in many forms. 703 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,032 Well, who's got time for that? 704 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:37,660 What is it you want to say to me? 705 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,213 I had a dream last night. 706 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,972 My bellybutton was... 707 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,100 A Phillips head screw... 708 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,228 And I'm working unscrewing it... 709 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,939 And when I get it unscrewed... 710 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,402 My penis falls off. 711 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:20,077 You know, I pick it up and I'm holding it and I'm running around... 712 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,747 Looking for the guy who used to work on my Lincoln... 713 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,417 So he can put it back on. 714 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,878 And you know, I'm holding it up... 715 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:34,049 And this bird swoops down and grabs it in its beak... 716 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,885 And flies off with it. 717 00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,933 What kind of bird? 718 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,104 I don't know. Sea gull or something. 719 00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:48,689 A water bird? 720 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:53,027 I saw the birds last week. Think that planted the idea? 721 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,112 What else is a water bird? 722 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,116 Pelican, flamingo. 723 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,493 What about ducks? 724 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,918 Those goddamn ducks. 725 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:13,130 What is it about those ducks that meant so much to you? 726 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,056 I don't know, it was a trip... 727 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:26,602 Having those wild creatures... 728 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,856 Come into my pool and have their little babies. 729 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,740 I was sad to see them go. 730 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:44,870 Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry. 731 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,381 Shit. Fuck me. 732 00:52:55,589 --> 00:53:00,678 When the ducks gave birth to those babies, they became a family. 733 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,600 You're right. 734 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,895 It's a link. A connection. 735 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,649 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family... 736 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,823 That's what I'm full of dread about. 737 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,493 It's always with me. 738 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:27,037 What are you so afraid's going to happen? 739 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,790 I don't know. 740 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,297 You work so hard. 741 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:41,885 You work so damn hard and to see your life's dream... 742 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,013 Burn down. 743 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,183 Look at it this way, you collect the insurance. 744 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:51,520 You gotta say to yourself, "it could have been worse." 745 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:55,482 How could it have been worse? Fucking faulty stove! 746 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:58,777 Suppose people stopped coming, ever think of that? 747 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,073 I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. 748 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,745 He's right. There's no insurance for that. 749 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:12,666 Why would people stop coming to the restaurant? It's just catching on. 750 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,086 You know what I'm figuring out lately? 751 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,214 Talking helps. 752 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,550 - That's right. - He's right. He's right. 753 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:28,307 Hope... comes in many forms. 754 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,100 Absolutely. 755 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,810 Come on. 756 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,022 Here, hold this. 757 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,817 Artie, come on. 758 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,780 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 759 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,491 I'll always help you. 760 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,160 Come on. Come on. 761 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,251 Go cook. Hey, let him cook. He'll feel better. 762 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:12,184 Someday I'll tell him we torched the restaurant. 763 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,317 All right, enough of this shit. What's wrong? 764 00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:23,320 You know, a simple... 765 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:27,407 "Way to go, Chris, on the triborough towers contract!" Would have been nice. 766 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,034 That's it. 767 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,586 You're right. 768 00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,421 You're right. 769 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,091 I have no defense. 770 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:49,096 That's how I was parented. Never supported. Never complimented. 771 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,473 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend... 772 00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:54,852 Is what they call a development girl, out in Hollywood. 773 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,813 She said I could sell my life story, make fucking millions. 774 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,816 I didn't do that. I stuck it out with you. 775 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,862 I'll fucking kill you. Are you gonna go Henry hill on me now? 776 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:08,199 You know how many mobsters are selling screenplays and screwing things up? 777 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:10,617 She said I could maybe even play myself. 778 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,411 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 779 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:20,586 Forget Hollywood screenplays. Forget those distractions, huh? 780 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:24,131 What, you think I haven't had offers? 781 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,761 We got work to do. New avenues. 782 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:34,141 Everything's gonna be all right from here on in. Come on. 783 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,729 Look, it's a beautiful day. What could be bad? 784 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:44,568 It's nice of you to pick me up for the party, junior. 785 00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:48,864 - At least somebody cares about me. - These kids today. 786 00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,618 I suppose he thinks once he's got me in a nursing home... 787 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:57,581 I'll die faster and then he won't have to drive me anywhere. 788 00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,000 If his father was still alive... 789 00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:05,005 You can bet he'd show more decency and respect for his mother. 790 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,342 Well, my brother John was a man among men. 791 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,178 He was a Saint. 792 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,098 Lots of things are different now from Johnny's and my day. 793 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,475 What do you mean? 794 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,186 I'm not free to run my business like I want. 795 00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:20,812 Aw, isn't that awful. 796 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,856 Just this week, your son stuck his hand in... 797 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,233 And made it 100 times more difficult for me. 798 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,527 Plus, he thumbs his nose at New York. 799 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,115 What are you gonna do? He's part of a whole generation. 800 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,078 Do you remember the crazy hair? And the dope? 801 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,621 Now it's fags in the military. 802 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:40,707 Stop it, junior. You're making me very upset! 803 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:44,211 I don't like to, Livia, but I'm agita all the time. 804 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,173 And I'll tell you something else, things are down all across the board. 805 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,717 A lot of friends of ours are complaining. 806 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,429 We used to be recession-proof. No more. 807 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:58,225 You can't blame it all on the justice department. 808 00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,561 Our friends say to me... 809 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,525 "Junior, why don't you take a larger hand in things?" 810 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:12,864 Something may have to be done, Livia, about Tony. 811 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,075 I don't know. 812 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,459 There they are. Hey, ma, uncle jun. 813 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:29,506 You're using mesquite. That makes the sausage taste peculiar. 814 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,260 - Hi, grandma. - Happy birthday, my big boy. 815 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:34,886 Carmela, my mother's here. 816 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:37,597 Everybody, let's eat.