1 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,104 We know what we're gonna do. 2 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,565 Till the government indicts, anyway. 3 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:51,028 Jimmy! This answers your concerns? 4 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,697 I think a lot of good ground was covered. 5 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,076 Okay, I guess that's it. 6 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:17,054 - You gotta get the tickets. - I got them already. 7 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,681 Fuck! The rangers are gonna lose anyway. 8 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,559 You're right, it's him. 9 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:27,856 He asks for a meeting to discuss shit we covered. He's wearing a wire. 10 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,734 You got my okay. 11 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,987 Send a message to everybody else. 12 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,322 All right. 13 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,700 See you later. 14 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,923 Who told me you hated the fucking Russians? 15 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:57,761 The pricks junior brought to pound my ass were Russian. I was bitter. 16 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,098 Tony's goomar is Russian, you couldn't ask for a nicer person. 17 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,851 - These two are friends of hers. - I got enough Cologne on? 18 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,021 Smells like paco rabanne crawled up your ass and died. 19 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:11,358 Easy for you to say. I don't get young ones. 20 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,860 You'll be glad I got you out of bed. 21 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:18,073 Russian boo-boos, you go for some foreplay, they'll detail your car. 22 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:24,079 - How's the hygiene over there? - I don't know. This is here. 23 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,748 You didn't let me put anything decent on. 24 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,250 Here we are. 25 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,090 Baby, how are you? 26 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,260 - Is Tatiana here? - I'll go get her. 27 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:44,474 - You are Jimmy? - Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy. 28 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,190 My man! 29 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,071 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league. 30 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,536 Have a seat. 31 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,507 Punk-ass pieces of shit! You forget I'm a captain? 32 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,761 Why don't you call for help on your radio Mike, you rat! 33 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,846 - Mother of god! - What's wrong? 34 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,681 Not wearing one tonight? 35 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,850 No time to put on anything decent. 36 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,268 God! 37 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,357 Get the piano Dolly. 38 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,284 Come on, stop, I want to watch. 39 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,663 Kiss me! 40 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,916 Oh, Georgia o'keeffe. 41 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,878 Was that your back gate? 42 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,090 It's probably nothing, come here. 43 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,551 People always say that in these movies. 44 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:06,723 Last thing I need is your dad comes home, sees my Dominican ass. 45 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,685 - Settimia! - Jesus fuck! 46 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,733 I just saw my grandmother. How'd she get here from her nursing home? 47 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,658 Settimia! 48 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,080 Cakey! 49 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,916 Tell my sister to open the door! 50 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,418 Grandma, it's me! Anthony Jr. 51 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:39,506 You've got whooping cough! Get yourself under the vaporizer! 52 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,341 Holy shit. 53 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,262 What do you want? 54 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,597 Go away! 55 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,475 I will never speak... 56 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,271 Another word to you again, settimia. 57 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,649 Aunt settimia's dead. It's me, Meadow. 58 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,734 Faccia brutta! 59 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,405 Grandma, it's Meadow, remember? Come sit down. 60 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,117 Yes. Meadow. 61 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,538 Oh, I can't stay in this house, honey bunch. 62 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,624 Not while that faccia brutta's in here. 63 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,044 Come on, let's go see who it is. 64 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,092 Evening. How are we? 65 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,137 Make my sister get out of the house. 66 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:31,474 It's I am. Why were you walking on mountain Avenue at this hour? 67 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,226 Shut up. 68 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,438 We got a complaint from your neighbors. 69 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,856 She's my grandmother. 70 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,274 Hi, grandma. 71 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,153 Hi! —ah, shit! 72 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:47,866 - You know this young man? - Of course, he's... 73 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,496 He's my grandson. 74 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,665 And is this your house, dear? 75 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,883 Where was she trying to get to? 76 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,431 She's being retested. 77 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,849 For Alzheimer's. 78 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,393 It's been a long odyssey with your mother. 79 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:18,813 Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by. 80 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,109 Listen to me. 81 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,694 It's okay. 82 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:27,864 Let it out. 83 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,034 They're transferring her to the nursing unit. 84 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:36,039 Which is the thing that she dreaded and feared. 85 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:39,751 Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up... 86 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:44,214 Right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? 87 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,549 You think it was a carjacking? 88 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,385 Of course not. 89 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:53,556 But I got an idea who was behind it, and... 90 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,267 Enough said. 91 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,561 You don't want to go there. 92 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,064 - Maybe you don't want to go there. - What? 93 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,983 Well, let's track it. 94 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,861 Around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations... 95 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,698 Of that Isabella figure. 96 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,118 The protective, loving mother. 97 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,579 Your subconscious was shouting something at you. 98 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,041 The day before the shooting... 99 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:24,921 You said that she kept going on about news stories... 100 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,008 Of mothers throwing their babies out of windows. 101 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,844 Why don't we put our cards on the table! 102 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,640 You think my mother tried to have me whacked for putting her in a home? 103 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:39,811 In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis! 104 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,106 - Castration. - My mother never went after my basket. 105 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,442 No, not literally. 106 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:50,238 Look, ordinarily a patient is helped to make his own breakthroughs. 107 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:55,493 But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table. 108 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,913 I say what your mother has, at the very least... 109 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,791 Is borderline personality disorder. 110 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,918 Borderline personality disorder? 111 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,422 Let me read to you from the dsm-iv, okay? 112 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,258 Definitions of the condition. 113 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,637 "A pattern of unstable relationships. 114 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,432 Affective instability." 115 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,604 It means intense anxiety, a joylessness. 116 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,232 Their internal phobias are the only things that exist. 117 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,235 The real world, real people are peripheral. 118 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,614 These people have no love or compassion. 119 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,077 Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior... 120 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,246 Creating bitterness and conflict... 121 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,999 Between others in their circle. 122 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,710 You twisted fucking bitch! 123 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,506 That's my mother, not some fuck in attica, stab you in the shower! 124 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,840 Relax. 125 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,718 We're through, you and I. We're finished. 126 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,846 You're lucky I don't break your face in 50,000 pieces! 127 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,348 Okay. 128 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:19,202 Jackie's work killed him. All that agita brought on the disease. 129 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,705 His reign was peaceful. This shooting with Tony... 130 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,208 Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer. 131 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,752 Who knows how his life would've ended? 132 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:32,549 Look at Angie bompensiero. A fucking shell since pussy disappeared. 133 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:38,221 Ladies! Compliments of the house. Bucatini amatriciana. 134 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,932 You want a pair of hippos to walk out of here? 135 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,809 That's imported pancetta! 136 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:46,896 Will you hate me if I say I like it here better than the old vesuvio? 137 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,733 A few bugs to be ironed out. 138 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,319 The one in your salad was a freak occurrence. 139 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,906 My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area. 140 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,409 Insurance really came through! 141 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,910 Yes, it did. 142 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,955 Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom? 143 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,915 It looks like Alzheimer's. 144 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,462 I've known Mrs. S since... 145 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:16,134 She's always been an individualist, should we say? 146 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,387 But she's a real pistol, what a character! 147 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,559 - Poor Tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself. 148 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,936 He's got a lot on his plate. 149 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,064 The attempted carjacking... 150 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,483 Hey, well... 151 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,278 |'|| let you eat. 152 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,947 - Enjoy! - Thanks, Artie. 153 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,621 Oh, my god, look who's here! 154 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,876 What? You hiding back here? Your best friend's on table 12. 155 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,587 When are you gonna Bury the hatchet? 156 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,298 Arthur, I love carmela like a sister. 157 00:11:55,465 --> 00:12:00,094 We just don't want this place to become another mob hangout. 158 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:05,058 A certain amount of that kind of patronage creates buzz. 159 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:09,479 Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves. 160 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,948 First time here? 161 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,824 Gift from the dellacrocces. 162 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,576 Artie's opening promotion. 163 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,746 - You will not believe the food! - That's what I hear. 164 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,457 They'd have to be doing something special... 165 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,168 To trump you two ladies at the spice rack. 166 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,672 I was over at carmela's the other night, ro. 167 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,842 We had some zabag/ione that, of course, we did make it together... 168 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,262 But everybody was raving about it! 169 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,806 Please, you made it, basically. 170 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,476 I wish Tony had taken me up on my offer to talk to him... 171 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,020 About the carjacking that day. 172 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,689 That makes two of us. 173 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,568 Well, I'd better get seated and order. 174 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,321 Why don't you stay here, take a load off! 175 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,740 How's the watch, father Phil? 176 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,200 Oh, it's fantastic. 177 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,830 I can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown. 178 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,541 - I haven't done it yet. - Is that Jackie's watch? 179 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,626 Yeah, it is. 180 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,925 Thanks again, ro. 181 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,702 Mr. Soprano was kind enough to come with us. 182 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,288 You threatened to wait till my kids got home. 183 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:54,876 Agent Harris explained that there's something we'd like you to hear. 184 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,171 The Springsteen box set. I already got it! 185 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,132 - You know agent grasso. - Yeah, how you doing? 186 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,842 Have a seat. 187 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,934 As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life. 188 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,478 You have enemies. 189 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:18,691 It's a safe assumption that you may have run out your string in Jersey. 190 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:23,112 The lovely agent Harris and I have had this conversation. I'll pass. 191 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,114 You haven't heard the tape. 192 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,909 Play it. I don't give a fuck what's on it! 193 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:33,498 I understand you and agent grasso had a colloquy about our shared heritage. 194 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,085 You and I are not compari. 195 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,588 You on the one hand, me and agent grasso on the other. 196 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,842 Even though our ancestors all hail from the same sunny peninsula. 197 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,470 What the fuck is your problem? 198 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,474 But we do share some cultural ideas: 199 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:55,186 Religious, culinary... 200 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,105 Matriarchal. 201 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,816 Maybe we can motivate you to testify. 202 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,444 Get the kumquats out of your mouth and get to the point. 203 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:14,163 Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 204 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,834 You're looking to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 205 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,086 I don't know what you're talking about. 206 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:24,048 Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the mets. 207 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:29,554 A psychiatrist. He '3 been seeing one for a while now. 208 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,558 God only knows what he says. 209 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,768 You wired green grove. 210 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:41,107 It was my idea. Everyone else thought it was a waste of money. 211 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:47,071 My cousin cakey, after his lobotomy, he looked exactly like my son. 212 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,909 Empty, a shell. Better cakey had died than go on living like that. 213 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,996 That's what his own mother always used to say. 214 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,801 What are you talking about, meetings? Who, Livia? 215 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:13,347 All of them! Raymond. Larry. 216 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,601 Three of my capos have their mothers here? 217 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:21,063 If this is true, Livia, I mean, I'm the boss, for Christ's sake! 218 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,942 If I don't act, blood or no... 219 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,736 I have to! 220 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,844 Mrs. S! 221 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,972 How are you? 222 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,184 You remember me? 223 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,606 - Arthur bucco? - That's right! 224 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,441 Victoria's boy! 225 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,984 That's right. 226 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:12,114 Yeah, you and my Johnny used to play little league together. 227 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,618 No! Johnny was your husband. 228 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,248 But you're right about the little league, that was me and Tony! 229 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:25,586 My son. That's right. Yeah. 230 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:29,006 Oh, gee, what's the matter with me? 231 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,344 How are you? 232 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,138 Well, how are you, Arthur? 233 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,307 Never been better. 234 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,770 It's a nice room. 235 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,273 Lots of sun! 236 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,072 How's your mother? You call her every day? 237 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,824 Mom passed away. 238 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,367 Really? 239 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,328 When? 240 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,915 About six months ago. 241 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,460 Please give her my regards. 242 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,214 Is she still on that crazy diet? 243 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,806 I brought you something. 244 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:23,019 From my restaurant. I don't know if you remember vesuvio? 245 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,146 Oh, of course I do! 246 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,024 Way back when your dad had it! 247 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,650 Good for you! 248 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,111 Yeah, I got a new restaurant. 249 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,115 Here you go. 250 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,371 - Cavatelli! - With a nice duck rag... 251 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,874 Homemade. It's northern. 252 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,045 Oh, northern. 253 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,719 Mrs. S, what's the matter? 254 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,849 Something I said? 255 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,730 You're a good boy, Arthur. Coming to visit me. 256 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:12,902 We go back a ways. You made a mean pb & j. 257 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,864 After what my son did to you. 258 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,201 Oh, how can I look you in the face? 259 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,994 Tony? 260 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,288 What did he do now? 261 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,416 You don't blame him for setting the fire? 262 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,089 Well, you're a bigger man than some. 263 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,884 Well, we should all be grateful... 264 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,554 That nobody was incinerated to death. 265 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,524 Altieri's wake is tonight. 266 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,359 I phoned in a bomb scare. 267 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,486 See, now that's over the top. 268 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,622 Junior and Mikey took out the hit. Start things moving. 269 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,332 Not like we didn't know. 270 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,128 - How did you find out for sure? - No room for interpretation. 271 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,587 Minchia. 272 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,965 - I'm sorry. - Your own uncle. 273 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,925 Well, let's do it right. 274 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,054 Act normal, plan things out. Make no mistakes. 275 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,808 If I'm your uncle, I gotta finish what I started. 276 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,727 He could strike first. 277 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,188 And he won't use boyz ii men this time, he'll go with who he knows. 278 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,526 Chucky signore. No, Mikey's now too high up. 279 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,071 Chucky's gotta disappear without setting off alarms. 280 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,949 I just passed my coast guard test. 281 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,163 T, anything else? 282 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,915 My ear hurts. 283 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,846 Here, one of mine. 284 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,681 It'll help you sleep. 285 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,855 What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead? 286 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,778 The problem is not with you. 287 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:23,199 That woman is a peculiar duck. She always has been. 288 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,034 That's not the point. 289 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,661 And she's gotten worse with age. 290 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,872 You think my mother didn't warn me? 291 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,707 Don't start with that again. 292 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,295 Your sisters left so young, you'd think there were contracts on them. 293 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,297 I know. 294 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,216 But you were different. 295 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,760 You tried to make it work. 296 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,556 Two pricks with 9mms. 297 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,310 My self-esteem is nonexistent right now. 298 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,565 With these two hands. 299 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,818 The next time I see her... 300 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,029 You'll play the concerned daughter-in-law, even-keeled. 301 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,241 - For the sake of the business. - Fuck the business. 302 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,576 And let me tell you, dollars to doughnuts... 303 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:12,081 This Alzheimer's thing is an act so she can't be called on her shit. 304 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,630 Uncle jun and I had our problems with the business... 305 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,299 But I never should've razzed him about eating pussy. 306 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,635 This whole war could've been averted. 307 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,264 Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. 308 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:32,560 You had to see a shrink because of the mother you had. 309 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,773 When I look at the guys now, all I feel is humiliation. 310 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,612 I'll take care of my uncle... 311 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:49,285 And I'll take care of Mikey p, and I'll get some satisfaction. 312 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,121 But inside... 313 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,082 I'll know. 314 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,269 - Relax! - What are you doing here? 315 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,688 Putting the stugots in the Marina next door. 316 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,483 Look at this baby I caught off the point here. 317 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,167 Just wait a minute! 318 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,628 Oh, no! No! 319 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,090 - Look, I need to talk to you! - No! 320 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,884 Come on! 321 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,346 I'm dialing 911... 322 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,058 Because you've given me no choice. 323 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,893 Come on! 324 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,981 If anything happens, they're gonna hear everything! 325 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,901 We'll go down to a coffee shop, there's plenty of people around! 326 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,570 Emergency services. May I help you? 327 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,656 Let me talk to you! 328 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,160 Do I have your word that I'm in no physical danger? 329 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,955 I'm humbled that you would take my word, yes. 330 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,873 What?! 331 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,625 Yes, you got my word! 332 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:07,006 Emergency services, state the nature of your emergency. Hello, hello? 333 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,147 Oh, god! 334 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,864 I take no pleasure in the fact that I was right about your mother. 335 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,659 Have any dreams since you heard the FBI tapes? 336 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,376 Some sex dreams. 337 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,465 - Involving? - My neighbor. 338 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,800 Jean cusamano. 339 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:53,886 Go on. 340 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,263 We're doing it doggy style... 341 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,891 You know Jean. 342 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,060 That's okay, go on. 343 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,230 I'm doing her doggy style... 344 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:10,069 And I finish, you know, and her big ass is... 345 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,654 We don't got time for this shit! 346 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,824 It's interesting that you would say a big ass... 347 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,618 Because Jean is quite slender. 348 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,245 We got bigger things to talk about than Jean's ass. 349 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:24,458 Feelings of worthlessness sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed? 350 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,919 One of the reasons they tried to have me clipped... 351 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:29,254 Is because I'm seeing a shrink. 352 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,345 You know that our conversation is privileged... 353 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,098 And I couldn't testify against anybody. 354 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,768 Well, maybe they know that. And maybe they don't. 355 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,270 Either way, they're using it as an excuse. 356 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:49,024 You never mentioned any of your associates by name. 357 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,694 Except for that one fellow, Booty? 358 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,530 Pussy, pussy! 359 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,117 Pussy, Booty, I don't know his last name! 360 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,953 And anything concerning your uncle junior... 361 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,288 Shut the fuck up a minute! 362 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:08,043 - You're in danger. - Get out of here! That's not fair! 363 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,712 Lo cazzo, fair. They don't give a shit about fair. 364 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,218 What am I supposed to do? 365 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,596 Leave town. Today. Right now. 366 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:23,308 I'm gonna get some guys here until you get on a plane! 367 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,602 I can't just do that, I am it! 368 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,688 I have a life, I have patients! 369 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,356 Tell them August came early. 370 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:33,402 It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal! 371 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,821 They won't feel any better if you get clipped! 372 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,365 Jesus fucking Christ! 373 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,327 Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay? 374 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:46,248 I'm gonna work on this problem and I'll take care of it... 375 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,250 And you'll be able to come back. 376 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,252 My god! 377 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,881 People are gonna get murdered. 378 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,259 Don't worry about those distractions, you keep your eye on the ball. 379 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,679 - I know what you're thinking. - You have no idea. 380 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,849 The cops aren't gonna help you because you can't give them anything! 381 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,605 Don't be stupid! Even in the short term. 382 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,107 Get the fuck out of town. 383 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,823 You've been a good doctor to me. Thank you. 384 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,295 Artie, how's your rash? 385 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,968 - What are you doing? - How could you? 386 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,095 How the fuck could you...? 387 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,639 You took their money? 388 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:46,892 Good, then do it. 389 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,894 I don't give a fuck anymore. 390 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,688 That restaurant was like my child. 391 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,024 So they got in your ear. 392 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,153 Three generations of buccos sweated over that same stove. 393 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,657 Even your mother treasures the memory of vesuvio. 394 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,578 My mother? 395 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:11,375 Don't say she's lying, tone. Because why would she? 396 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,834 What'd she tell you? 397 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,586 Don't make it worse. 398 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:20,175 Do me the respect of not treating me like a fucking idiot piece of shit! 399 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:27,266 When you blew up the restaurant, you made me part of a criminal conspiracy! 400 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,268 Did you ever think about that? 401 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:33,855 I don't know what she told you, my mother, of all people. 402 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,485 Arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health. 403 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,279 Why would I blow up your restaurant? 404 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:44,825 To help me! You fucking bent psycho! 405 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:49,079 You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my business by staging a hit... 406 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,415 And that's your solution? 407 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:54,710 To burn it down for the insurance money! 408 00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,215 What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic? 409 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:03,969 All right. Ask yourself a question. 410 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,096 Am I that fucking stupid? 411 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,435 Am I that fucking stupid, really? 412 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,232 My mother... 413 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,237 God bless her, is going senile, Artie. 414 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,239 You saw her. 415 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,159 I love my new place so much. 416 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,954 And this ruins everything! 417 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:38,920 I swear to god, I didn't touch your place, Artie. 418 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,882 My mother was confused. 419 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,802 Look me in the eye. 420 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,599 Tell me you didn't lay a finger on my place! 421 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,395 I didn't burn down your restaurant. 422 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,523 I swear on my mother. 423 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,452 Take it easy! 424 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,955 What the fuck are you doing? 425 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,469 Come on, look out! 426 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,270 It's good we can get together for our Sunday dinner. 427 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,773 Or somebody's nose could get out ofjoint. 428 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:43,985 Joint... 429 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:48,990 You gotta admit it, ma. 430 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:52,369 It's nice that they let you out for family occasions. 431 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,496 I don't have to admit anything. 432 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,998 - I gotta leave in 10 minutes. - Meadow! 433 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,126 I have to study with hunter. 434 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,669 Is this pork cooked? 435 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,212 The kids are growing up. 436 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:06,133 Gonna be out of the house soon. Even cucuzza over there. 437 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,677 You believe she'll be studying, I got a bridge to sell you. 438 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,264 You know, I read that last week in the paper... 439 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,850 About this family in Saint Luis obispo. 440 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:16,852 In California. 441 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,355 That whole family died of trichinosis. 442 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,649 That's uncooked pork. 443 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,027 That was last year, that same family. 444 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,364 Listen to him. He knows everything. 445 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,248 Uncle jun, did you hear from your lawyer? 446 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,667 Hey, on and on it goes. 447 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,879 Ma, don't you agree they should not talk business at the table? 448 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,131 What's going on in your world? 449 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,676 The state of the union. 450 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,389 So I hear Artie bucco came to see you. 451 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,892 Who is Artie? 452 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,483 Friend of mine from elementary school. 453 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,945 He owns a restaurant. They had a little fire in it. 454 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,740 Came to see me? Where? 455 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,659 Where are we talking about? Here? 456 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,300 I've lost faith in everything. 457 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,845 You moved away from god quite some time ago, though. 458 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:37,682 Is it fair to say it's not just this recent crisis? 459 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,518 Yeah. Back in high school. 460 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,271 Maybe before. 461 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,318 I bring the kids here on holidays, but my mind wanders. 462 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:53,782 I just stare at the stained glass. People's hats. 463 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,869 I'm full of rage, father. 464 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,413 Murderous, whatever... 465 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,207 Urges. 466 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,463 I don't just hate this man, I hate all men. 467 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,634 I hate life! 468 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,011 Have you talked with your wife? 469 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:16,471 I can't. 470 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,014 Why? 471 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,517 Oh, what it would do to her. 472 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,103 She's been through so much. 473 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,772 Charmaine's a strong woman. 474 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,734 She's gonna find out in the course of the investigation. 475 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,366 I didn't go to the insurance company. 476 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,826 Why not? 477 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:43,164 Well, legally... what if I'm wrong? I could be hit with a defamation suit. 478 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:47,460 Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you. 479 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,673 The reason you haven't told Charmaine... 480 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,677 Is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately. 481 00:34:56,177 --> 00:35:00,181 And this'll jeopardize your restaurant, everything. 482 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,476 But you must be strong. 483 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:11,359 All due respect, father, you're getting off the subject. 484 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,033 Sorry I'm fucking late. 485 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,456 I need to tell you something. 486 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:29,711 And I want you should hear from me, not from some asshole on the street. 487 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:39,638 About four or five months ago, I started seeing a psychiatrist. 488 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:45,352 You know, I was passing out and they couldn't find nothing. 489 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,855 She's been helping me with that. 490 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,783 Okay, give it to me. Give it to my face, come on! 491 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:09,626 Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. 492 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:16,257 And speaking for pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree. 493 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,886 Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. 494 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,600 Junior knows. 495 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,603 He's decided to use it against me. 496 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,280 Ask now, because we're not discussing this again. 497 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,661 It's not the worst thing I ever heard. 498 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:49,040 I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. 499 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,131 I had some issues. Enough said. 500 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,383 I learned some coping skills. 501 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,222 Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going... 502 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,143 Be better if we could admit to each other... 503 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,897 These are painful, stressful times. 504 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,318 But it'll never fucking happen. 505 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,741 What about you? You got a problem with this? 506 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,249 What is it? Like, marriage counseling? 507 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,755 Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah. 508 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,188 The contra commandant was trying to scare us priests. 509 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,149 That's so dangerous down there. 510 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,530 It's the de cecco. 511 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:06,910 The fresh basil really adds to it. 512 00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:12,123 - Father, you got a little... - Thanks. 513 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,794 - You want a little bit? - No, please, I have so much at home. 514 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,379 So how are the twins, Rosalie? 515 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:37,148 You should start with, "would you like a cocktail or see the wine list?" 516 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,151 Yeah, sure. I'll do it however you like. 517 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,613 My other job, the waiters do the cocktail solicitation... 518 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,157 But if you want, I'll do it as I seat them. 519 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,827 - Good. Great, thanks. - All right. 520 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,625 She catches on fast, that one. Very conscientious. 521 00:38:55,917 --> 00:39:00,505 She's working two jobs to become a music manager, whatever that is. 522 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,051 Everything is going so good. 523 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,640 The new exterminators, I got faith. 524 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:14,269 The owner is Portuguese. They're sticklers. 525 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:18,606 I feel so wonderful, we're up and running again. 526 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,276 Oh, you said you had something to tell me. 527 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,323 I like the bar stools. 528 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,457 Good morning, everybody! 529 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,793 You're in a good mood today, dad. 530 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,972 And if Chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone. 531 00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,641 Ho! You hear me? 532 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:57,353 Yeah, okay. I think that I heard you already. 533 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,856 Go take a midol. 534 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:28,593 Nipps! Nipps! Bad boy! 535 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,563 You prick! 536 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:31,906 Motherfucker! 537 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,000 Son of a bitch! Oh, come on, please! 538 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,752 Please, come on! Come on! 539 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,923 Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please! 540 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,217 Fucking poison Ivy all over! 541 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:57,098 My friend Brendan, you shot him in his bathtub! No chance to run! 542 00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,768 No! I swear to god, it was junior. He hated that kid, it was him! 543 00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:03,521 Yeah, right, it was junior! Mr. Magoo! 544 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,941 Oh, come on, please, please, please! 545 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,277 I can feel it itching me already! 546 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,141 - Corrado soprano? FBI. - Fuck! 547 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,401 - Are you Lawrence barese? - What the fuck? 548 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,197 Joseph sasso, you're under arrest. 549 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:55,990 Junior soprano... 550 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,993 Boss of the crime family that bears his name... 551 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:02,330 Was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. 552 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,334 Talk about timing, he's lucky he's alive! 553 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,629 Along with Lawrence "Larry boy" barese... 554 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,924 Ailing alleged underboss, Joseph "beppy" sasso... 555 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,302 And 13 other reputed mob figures. 556 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,137 Oh, my god! It's uncle junior! 557 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:22,016 Look at the old guy, making him do the perp walk! 558 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,227 A legitimate businessman! 559 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,021 - Dad, cut the crap. - Go dry your hair! 560 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:30,358 These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation... 561 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,860 Stretching back nearly four years. 562 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,865 They represent the most crippling blow to mob activities in New Jersey... 563 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:40,910 Since the early 19803. 564 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,788 Uncle junior got busted! 565 00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,665 Cool! 566 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,084 Not seized today, but named in the indictments... 567 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:53,673 Was alleged soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, Michael palmice. 568 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:58,678 Authorities believe palmice may have fled, acting on prior knowledge. 569 00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:00,263 Oh, lucky him! 570 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:04,725 Palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. 571 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:10,022 He was so happy, he was going out to try out his new running shoes. 572 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:17,405 And he told me that he loved me, and that he would be right back. 573 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:23,035 All right, go on, go eat somewhere else. 574 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:28,332 Hello? Counselor, thanks for getting back to me so quick. 575 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:34,088 He says the indictment sounds better for the feds than it really is. 576 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,257 I wasn't named because the focus... 577 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,468 Is some calling-card scam that junior and Larry had... 578 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,348 And this diamante technical stock thing that I wasn't into. 579 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,601 Thank god! 580 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:49,645 That prick, altieri, gave them reams of shit. 581 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:54,775 They got stuff on all of us from the surveillance at green grove. 582 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,277 They don't have a case. 583 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:59,071 An ongoing investigation, the da said. 584 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,200 They always say that to make it sound good. 585 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,494 This is no fucking joke. 586 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:10,458 I gotta worry about the guys that got pinched today, if they flip. 587 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:21,427 So you double-checked all this? All right, good work. 588 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,850 Art! Hello, how are things? 589 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,144 Good, father. Busy. 590 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,646 You? 591 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,690 Like the man said, "rust never sleeps." 592 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:40,446 Father, I want to thank you for taking the time to talk to me the other day. 593 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,241 Did you bring your wife into things? 594 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:48,496 Sitting there in god's house, I realized... 595 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,582 You can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person. 596 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,752 A positive ion, or a negative ion. 597 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,589 I'm not quite sure I get what you're saying. 598 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,758 It's just that... 599 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,679 This woman's always been an odd bird, a sea of negativity. 600 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:08,099 As a kid, we took her ravings with a grain of salt. 601 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:10,851 But you also said the son was unstable. 602 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,688 I was... 603 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,025 Complicated? Yes, he is. 604 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:21,862 A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is. 605 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:27,118 But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him. 606 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:32,748 When the source is a person who rarely has a kind word for anyone. 607 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,377 You seem at peace. 608 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,170 I am, father. 609 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,756 Thank you again, father. 610 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,384 Sure. Okay, Artie. 611 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,765 Do you prefer "corrado" or "junior"? 612 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,977 I prefer "Mr. Soprano." 613 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:56,564 Your tenure as boss was a short one. 614 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,066 Actually, it was unusual in several ways. 615 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,235 Let me put this to you simply. 616 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:06,240 You can avoid these charges if you will testify that, in fact... 617 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,869 You were not the boss of north Jersey, that in fact... 618 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:14,040 Your nephew Anthony soprano was, and is. 619 00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:19,545 That he, de facto, controlled your capos with the backing of New York... 620 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,757 Communicating through their emissary, John sacrimoni. 621 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:28,054 We want Johnny sack. 622 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,015 But more than him, we want mangano and teresi. 623 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:34,435 I want to fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first. 624 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,229 We want you to confirm information we have... 625 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,609 Through informants and wiretap that you were allowed to profit... 626 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:45,279 But you were not making policy, and were not in the loop. 627 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,949 You were positioned to take the hits, and now you have. 628 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:52,787 The question is, how long you gonna keep eating shit? 629 00:47:56,791 --> 00:48:00,294 You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? 630 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,055 My nephew running things? 631 00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:14,850 Not that stronzo. 632 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,977 Not in this life. 633 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,530 Here, let me schlepp that. 634 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:30,825 You got any more in the car? 635 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:33,869 How did you get in? 636 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:37,123 Liliana. She left early. 637 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,501 So, what they're saying on the TV about the storm, huh? 638 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,212 Yeah. You want some coffee? 639 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,506 Only if you're making it. 640 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,633 Father, don't start that. 641 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:52,638 No, really. I mean it's practically cocktail hour, anyway. 642 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:54,598 Glass of wine? 643 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,268 How about a lilet? You in the mood? 644 00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:03,357 Just came to see how you're holding up with these indictments. 645 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,401 We're hanging in. 646 00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:10,448 What we were talking about a few months back... 647 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,908 Think these recent developments... 648 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:16,454 Have brought Tony any closer to re-examining his life? 649 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,372 Making some hard choices? 650 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:20,541 I told her not to use my card! 651 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:25,212 No, that's mine. One true thing, just out on DVD. 652 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,256 I was over at video one anyway... 653 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:30,926 I thought you'd want to take your mind off these stressors. 654 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,056 You want to stay for dinner? 655 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,059 Something wrong, carm? 656 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,562 Tell me so I know how many steaks to defrost. 657 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:42,938 Tony's not gonna make it. 658 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,733 Well, if... 659 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:49,236 As I was saying, my real concern for Tony... 660 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:54,074 Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. You know it and I know it. 661 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,327 At least for the foreseeable future. 662 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:59,121 - Even a bigger reason... - He's a sinner. 663 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:04,460 And you come here and eat his steaks and use his entertainment center. 664 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,714 - Carmela, the DVD is for you. - Really? 665 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,967 Last week I told you I'm not a Renee zellweger fan! 666 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,720 You did? I don't remember that. 667 00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:18,641 You want to watch one true thing, fine. At least admit it. 668 00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:24,104 I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa! 669 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:28,275 Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same "who, me?" Shit with Tony. 670 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,152 Two, I don't need! 671 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:34,657 "Has Tony thought about changing?" Father, please. 672 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:39,286 You do think I'm a schnorrer, don't you? A parasite. 673 00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:42,623 You denied it, but clearly that's what you think. 674 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,875 No, you know what I think, father? 675 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:48,796 I think you like the... I don't know what to call it... 676 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:53,384 The whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace. 677 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,388 I have feelings for you, carmela, I admitted it. 678 00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:01,934 It's my job to deal with them so I can carry on my pastoral duties. 679 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,979 How does Rosalie aprile fit into your feelings for me? 680 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:08,983 Oh, so that's it. 681 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:14,363 I appreciate everything that you've done for me, father Phil. 682 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,824 The religious counseling... 683 00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:20,327 The book on buddhism, the wonderful chats. 684 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,329 I am very fond of you. 685 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:25,165 More than fond. 686 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,128 But I think you need to look at yourself. 687 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,173 Call this an intervention. 688 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:39,471 I think you have this m.O. Where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women. 689 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,183 And I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow... 690 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,353 As well as the sexual tension game. 691 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:45,496 Mr. Soprano! Your wife found you, good. 692 00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:47,873 What are you talking about? 693 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:51,669 You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. 694 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,796 Your mom's had a stroke. 695 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:59,093 The news on TV upset her, not that it's my business. 696 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:00,678 Anyhow, it just happened. 697 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:04,598 The emts are stabilizing her for the ride to St. Vincent's. 698 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,479 I know what you did. 699 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,565 Your only son. Your middle child. 700 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:16,151 She can't answer, her speech has been affected! 701 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,278 Yeah, my ass. 702 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:22,783 I heard the FBI tapes, ma. You know what I'm talking about. 703 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,536 George Clooney, don't get in the middle! 704 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:28,455 - Call security! - Uncle jun's in jail now. 705 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,709 I got one more little detail to take care of. 706 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,795 I don't die that fucking easy, ma! 707 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:37,715 I'll live along life. More than I can say for you. 708 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,675 All right, that's enough! 709 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,510 Keep her moving! 710 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,637 You try to have me whacked?! 711 00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:44,972 She doesn't understand! 712 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:49,309 She's smiling, look at her face! She's smiling! 713 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:54,648 Look at her face! She's got a fucking smile on her face! 714 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,276 All right, that's enough! 715 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,934 She go vacation! 716 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:59,338 Dad, give it up. We're not gonna make it to aunt Patty's. 717 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,511 Dad, hello! We're not gonna make it to aunt Patty's. 718 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,013 Why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle? 719 00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:10,557 To waste petrochemical resources? 720 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:14,895 She's right, we can't keep driving. I can hardly see in front of us. 721 00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:18,732 - What street are we on? - I think it's walnut parkway. 722 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,651 I've got an idea. 723 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:31,370 Come on, come on! Inside! 724 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:34,498 - He better be open! - Forget the umbrella, come on! 725 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,299 Artie, thank Christ! 726 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:46,635 We picked up the kids at school... 727 00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:49,513 We can't get home. There's a tree across mountain ave. 728 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,098 Oh, Madonna! 729 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,767 We've been driving since 7, nobody's eaten. 730 00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:58,105 I got no power, I'm closing soon as these last people leave. 731 00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,940 Let's go to Mickey d's. 732 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,317 Yeah, all right, let's go. 733 00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:07,948 Come on! Come on! 734 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,659 We'll figure out something, come on! 735 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,872 They gave me steroids too, but it fucked me up! 736 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:17,958 Keep away from me, because I skeeve, all right? 737 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:19,626 Hey, look at this! 738 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:22,546 Hey, what are you doing, you all right? 739 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,256 How you doing, pal? 740 00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,466 Adriana, you look beautiful. 741 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:28,218 How you doing? 742 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:34,099 How are you? 743 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:39,062 Chiara, her brother and sister are in the kitchen if you want to say hi. 744 00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:40,814 More refugees. 745 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,649 The gas is still working. 746 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:45,485 I'm cooking by candlelight. I can make anything... 747 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,654 Whatever you got is fine. 748 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:52,492 Jose! Cabernet, por favor. Regaleali, right? 749 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,453 Yeah, beautiful. 750 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,081 No cigars, please. 751 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,258 Look at that fucking lovesick pygmy over there. 752 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:14,348 The skip seeing a psychiatrist... How does that sit with your ass? 753 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:19,019 I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours? 754 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:21,688 Hey, pat Cooper over here. 755 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:26,902 Wait a minute, this bothers you? You saw a fucking psychiatrist! 756 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,403 Not a woman! 757 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:31,698 I can't get past that. It don't compute for me. 758 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,617 You're the one with the issues. 759 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,453 Woman issues. I don't want to fucking go there. 760 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:38,038 Let's not. 761 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,875 Irregardless, I said my piece. 762 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,835 What're you getting at, Paulie? 763 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,713 Nothing. 764 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:50,842 Look, he's gonna be the new boss now. 765 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:54,972 In name, in everything. Wish him buona fortuna. 766 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:01,478 You guys got any peanut butter back here? 767 00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:17,411 Oh, god, Artie, you saved our frigging lives here! 768 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:21,331 - It's beautiful, Artie, thank you! - Enjoy! 769 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,505 - Hey! - You said "frig." 770 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:33,802 Wait a minute. 771 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,264 I'd like to propose a toast. 772 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,018 To my family. 773 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:48,108 Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. 774 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,028 And if you're lucky... 775 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,947 You'll remember the little moments... 776 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,247 That were good. 777 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,168 Cheers!