1 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,465 Had some great naps on this. 2 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,008 - You okay? - Sure. 3 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:18,096 Shades of starving students, Santa Monica, summer of '78. 4 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,598 - You were a mover? - Yeah. 5 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:23,727 - How many jobs you had? - Enough to know I don't want another. 6 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:28,649 - These floors have wonderful glide. - You're looking great, Rick. 7 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:32,069 Beautiful, Juliet, beautiful! 8 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,156 Richie's son is still flying down to rio? 9 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,950 - Dad must be proud as punch. - He is. 10 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:42,913 Those two made top 10 in the embassy ball championships last year. 11 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,207 Ton! Hey, man. 12 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,335 Jackie! How's your rash? 13 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,254 How you doing? 14 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,923 You want a beer, t? 15 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,719 No, no. That's all right. Go join your wastrel friends. 16 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,226 What's the matter? 17 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,520 Jackie aprile loved knowledge. 18 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:10,899 When he was dying of cancer, he prayed his son would go to medical school. 19 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,819 If he knew he dropped out of college, break his heart. 20 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,114 It didn't hurt the Beatles, Bill Gates. 21 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,616 His uncle Richie's looking out for him. 22 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,663 - Easier than dealing with his own son. - Tony, don't do that. 23 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,833 He's taking aj to the dirt bike championships. 24 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,962 - Aj can't go. He got a c in algebra. - Does carmela know about this? 25 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,840 You really want to know? 26 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,801 - I don't want him around my kids. - Richie? 27 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,638 - You heard me. - What the fuck are you talking about? 28 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,267 - Ask Gia gaeta. - Richie told me all about that. 29 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,186 The transmission slipped out of gear. 30 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,480 He's lucky he wasn't crushed too. 31 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,985 For your information, beansie gaeta owed major dollars for 10 years. 32 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,155 - And Richie didn't ask for interest. - Why not? 33 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,993 If we're so awful, why throw us an engagement party? 34 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,955 Because you're my sister. And I try to do what's right. 35 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,749 Anyway, it's my wife's thing. 36 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,418 Include planking that Russian girl of yours? 37 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,336 You know what? Be in denial. 38 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,673 Be a codependent to a shitbag. What the fuck do I care? 39 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,594 You just can't stand to see me happy, can you? You motherfucker. 40 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,846 Shove that settee up your ass. 41 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,470 I love my new pony boots, Tony. 42 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,437 Yeah, nice. 43 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,025 Why don't you wear them during your interviews? 44 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,195 Feel, Tony, how soft. 45 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,575 You call sy littman yet? 46 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,452 No, I'm doing it. 47 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,082 There's good money in modeling. 48 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,836 You don't want to spend the rest of your life at a department store. 49 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:39,756 - What do you care what I do? - Don't start with the moody shit. 50 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,096 - What is that? - Chicken soup for the soul. 51 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,099 Read "tomato sauce for your ass," the Italian version. 52 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,311 Somebody give me this I met at work. 53 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,065 He drives for runway limos, 54 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,860 he broughts Karl lagerfeld to the store 55 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,361 for the trunk shows. 56 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,446 Why? You jealous? 57 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,657 You fucking him? 58 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:10,412 - I can't have a conversation with you. - It's a fucking question. 59 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,124 Maybe you ought to think about it. 60 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,836 Finding somebody who can give you everything you want. 61 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,671 I told you, he drives a limo. 62 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,341 I'm not talking about those things. 63 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:27,512 I'm talking about a family, marriage, children. 64 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,849 I don't want to find someone. I have you. 65 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,645 To take you out to dinner and screw your brains out? 66 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,731 What's wrong with you? 67 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,067 Tony, no. Don't go. 68 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,820 You don't know what the fuck you want! 69 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,531 Don't yell at me, please. This is a bad time. 70 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,992 My new boss is so mean to me. 71 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,494 It's always a bad time. With the cousins... 72 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,330 Tony! No, please, no! 73 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,209 Alright. 74 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:05,634 You know it hasn't been good for a long time. For either of us. 75 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,677 I'll die without you. 76 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,513 No, you won't. You'll forget about me in two weeks. 77 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,933 No, if you go, I'll kill myself. 78 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,853 Don't you fucking threaten me, rina. 79 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,190 This is over. I can't do this anymore. 80 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,609 I'm not gonna do it anymore. 81 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,278 You talk to that guy about the modeling. 82 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,032 I'll take care of you till you get on your feet. 83 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,534 But I'm not doing this anymore. Understand? 84 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,791 I hate you! 85 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,175 So that's it. Albert splits nutley with the d'alessios... 86 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,886 And barone keeps everything north of paterson. 87 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,222 What else we gotta talk about? 88 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,558 - Fairfield taking bids next week. - What's there to talk about? 89 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,478 - Fairfield's mine. - Was yours. 90 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,480 I don't give bids to the handicapped. 91 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,026 Obviously, you're deaf. I told you 10 times. 92 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,404 I find out you still deal blow on those routes. 93 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,656 For that I'm losing a fucking bid? 94 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,200 Next time you'll be in back of one of your trucks. 95 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,828 - Those were my father's routes! - Kid. 96 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,790 Actually, fellas, my cousin Larry wants the Fairfield contract. 97 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,419 Being the hardship on his family while he's awaiting trial. 98 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,255 See? This is why we have a fixed-bid club. 99 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,174 Everyone wants to be at the head of the line. 100 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,176 I been in line for 10 years. 101 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:34,556 He's asking for what my father would've given if he was boss. 102 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,351 It's not because they're brothers. You respected my father, respect Richie. 103 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,397 Those who want respect, give respect. 104 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:47,277 See, he just told you to shut the fuck up... 105 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,697 And he told me to go fuck myself. 106 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,538 This bill, Mel. Jesus. 107 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:03,293 I wish this trial would happen. I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. 108 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:08,089 The minimization process could be very good for us, corrado. 109 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,260 We hire experts to study the wiretap tapes. 110 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,180 Former bureau guys, very thorough. 111 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,850 If they find abuses, we take those findings to the judge... 112 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,395 And possibly have all the wiretap evidence thrown out. 113 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:26,649 I know the feds stay on the phone longer than the 20 seconds... 114 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,819 They're allowed to see if the call is relevant. I hear a click. 115 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,988 I could be talking about root beer... 116 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:37,494 And sometimes they stay on 40, 50 seconds before they hang up. Pricks. 117 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,871 - But it'll cost, the study. - How much? 118 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,123 Two hundred plus hours of tapes. 119 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:47,003 I want to bring on specialized counsel to handle the wiretap litigation. 120 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,508 - Ballpark figure? - Yeah, wrigley-fucking-field. 121 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,051 Four hundred thousand. 122 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,682 Did my nephew say where I'm allowed to move the coke? 123 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,684 He don't give a shit about nobody. 124 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:06,731 This country's going through boom times with more garbage than ever. 125 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,181 - He won't let me eat. - You want to cry money problems? 126 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,112 I'm facing 20 years. I could die in the fucking place! 127 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,031 - You're gonna beat it, skip. - You don't know that! 128 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,037 - That coke is my lifeline right now. - Break it down, jun. 129 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,455 What choice does he give? 130 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,041 We need allies to do what you're thinking about. 131 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,627 Albert barese didn't like what he was hearing. 132 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:31,923 And by extension, Larry barese. Biggest fucking crew in the family. 133 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,511 That doesn't surprise me. 134 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:43,268 Larry's thought about why he's under indictment and others ain't. 135 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,647 - What do you want me to do? - Go talk to ally boy. Feel him out. 136 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,234 But he's a slippery fuck. Don't commit. 137 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,033 I'll see you. 138 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,375 He's got tremendous moxie for his size. 139 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,296 Tell me about it. He's a fighter. 140 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,520 - What's this? - Open it. 141 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:32,192 No, I can see it's j.W. Gold. But we can't accept gifts, sal. 142 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,319 I'll pass it to the guys. 143 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,362 See? That right there. 144 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:40,158 You've a policy you stick to. You don't get distracted. 145 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:44,537 Look what happened to those Egyptians. Those world trade center fucks. 146 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,290 Serial numbers on an axle and everyone behind bars. 147 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,500 What the fuck is all this? 148 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,007 I owe you, skip. The rest of my life. I'll never forget. 149 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,137 You looked the other way on that bevilaqua beef. 150 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,638 The bureau would never turn its head on a murder charge. 151 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,514 What else could you say? 152 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,311 - What do you know about scottsdale? - Arizona? 153 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,064 I'll live there when this assignment is over. 154 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,733 - Assignment? - When I'm in witness protection. 155 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:18,905 There's more than 300 days of sun, golf, giant's spring training. 156 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,824 I'm talking about after two years in lewisburg. 157 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,161 I think I'll take courses while I'm in the can. 158 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,205 Psychology, criminology. 159 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,749 Give lectures at police departments on oc. 160 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,168 That's an idea. 161 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,882 An airline ticket from the scatino bust-out. 162 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,719 Tony made a guy order blocks of these through his sporting goods store. 163 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,682 I'll put it on file. 164 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,934 You could use it as cause for a warrant. 165 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,771 Evidence of extortion, intent to defraud. Those are rico predicates. 166 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,650 First, you have to tie the ticket to Tony. 167 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,778 And he's too smart to use any of them himself. 168 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,822 He probably moved them by now. 169 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,452 However, this engagement party for the sister? 170 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,080 I'll wire you up. I know you're sensitive... 171 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:13,543 - What the fuck was I, his errand boy? - The saturn, yeah. 172 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,296 Looking for his kid's teacher's car. 173 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:20,383 What is that? Any faith I had went out the window that day. 174 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,743 - It's gorgeous. - I know. 175 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,833 Are you out of your mind with the arrangements? 176 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,913 No, my planner did cerone's wedding. 177 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,000 All I do is I hand out money. I have his card for you. 178 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,961 Your father disappeared, and I ain't paying for that. 179 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,671 Oh, carmela. 180 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,216 Carmela, I love the new wallpaper. 181 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,676 Should I do my den? 182 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,512 Do you have that guy's number? 183 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,559 You got any of those airline tickets from the scatino bust-out? 184 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,021 - Fucking creep. - Who, rich? 185 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,692 What happened to that man in the can? Meadow? Go help your mother. 186 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,657 You're in a bit of denial. Richie was a disturbed kid. 187 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,453 So, Janice. I really don't have a shot anymore? 188 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,125 - Having a good time? - What do you want me to say? 189 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:39,379 I'm sorry. I'm glad for you. 190 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,592 You should've seen ma. She really wanted to be here. 191 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,677 Can we go back to where I was glad for you? 192 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,305 You know, you don't give her a chance, Tony. 193 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,517 She's a completely different person since Prozac. 194 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,393 Since what? 195 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,435 Janice. 196 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:07,407 You're not gonna believe this shit. They got the old lady on Prozac. 197 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,908 "She's changed," my ass. 198 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,994 She's just too senile to remember who she hates. 199 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,791 - What's wrong with you today? - What do you care? 200 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,047 Go, Richie! 201 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,425 C'mon, speech. 202 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,052 Everybody... 203 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:33,015 I want to thank my future in-laws for making a great party. 204 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,602 And I want to thank you all for coming... 205 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:40,982 And celebrating with us this historical union... 206 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,485 Of the apriles and the sopranos. 207 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,321 They say it's never too late... 208 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:51,409 And they say all good comes to those who wait. 209 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,745 Right on both counts. 210 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,588 - You got anything to add, Ricky? - Glad for you, dad. 211 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,963 Aw. 212 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,675 - Stepmom. - Thanks, Rick. 213 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:08,842 Umm... 214 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:15,057 Well, I just wanted to share my happiness with everybody here. 215 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:20,021 And I have been looking for my soul mate for all of my life. 216 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,107 Madonna, have I looked, right? 217 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:28,446 I don't know what made me think I'd find anybody in an ashram in pradesh. 218 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,032 But I... 219 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,951 I found him right here. 220 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,412 At home. 221 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,876 And I just wanted to say that you knock my socks off. 222 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,672 God bless, salut. 223 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,076 Yeah? 224 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,287 It was delicious agony. 225 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,290 Are you also pretending when I kiss you? 226 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,461 I gotta go out. 227 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,381 Oh, you're wonderful. 228 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,883 I'm ashamed of myself. 229 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,678 Yes, you ought to be, definitely. 230 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,974 I'm in the shower. I almost didn't hear the phone. 231 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,769 She's drunk, she's crying. She took 20 sleeping pills! 232 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,604 What the fuck did she think? 233 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,731 - It's not her fault. - Please. 234 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,233 She has hard life. 235 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,443 You got one leg. You're not like that. 236 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,154 Her parents were alcoholics... 237 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,116 In petrozavodsk. Horrible, industrial city. 238 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,828 The father died, 55 years old. 239 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,373 Lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver. Good thing. 240 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:06,168 Anyway, he was not working. The factory was closed down. 241 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:11,382 She had to go to Kazakhstan to live with uncle. Rude, miserable man. 242 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,105 Jesus Christ, rina. 243 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,524 I don't care no more what happen. 244 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:33,362 - You got your whole life ahead of you. - So sorry, Tony. 245 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,991 The ambulance, emergency room. 246 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,492 How she gonna pay? 247 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,704 They don't give her insurance in that department store. 248 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,706 I'll take care of it. 249 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,418 What kind of life is there for me without you, Tony? 250 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,380 To go back to bada bing. 251 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,343 To be a dancer, be a prostitute after that? 252 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,679 I don't want to. I don't want to! 253 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,515 All right. All right. Shh, shh, shh. 254 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,727 Everything's gonna be all right. 255 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,395 Okay? 256 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,064 It's gonna be all right. 257 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,817 Perfect. 258 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:16,197 Oh, god, look at that cleavage. 259 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,699 Thank you, Jesus. 260 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,535 I'm only doing this for the presents. 261 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,079 I'm doing it for Richie. 262 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,792 He says he'd rather go to Vegas, but you gotta do the ritual thing, right? 263 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,795 This is such a happy time. 264 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,006 All the flowers, all the excitement. 265 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,175 I remember how I felt. 266 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,095 Then there's the honeymoon and the hope chest. 267 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,263 You're working overtime here. 268 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,141 Remember how radiant I looked? 269 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,938 - You're depressed, aren't you? - Depressed? I leave that to others. 270 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,190 I'm just realistic. 271 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:55,778 Because in a year, tops, you're gonna have to accept a goomar. 272 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,571 Oh, yeah? 273 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,283 Is there a goomar that lets him hold a gun to her head when they fuck? 274 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,953 You let him hold a gun to your head during sex? 275 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,623 If that gets him off. It's the same as garter belts and uniforms. 276 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,627 Well, it's a gun, Janice. I thought you were a feminist? 277 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:16,090 - Usually, he takes the clip out. - Well, Jesus, I hope so. 278 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:20,219 It's a ritual. It's fetishistic. That's all. 279 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,892 My 302 from last week. 280 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,186 Sure. Come on in. 281 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,774 - Happy birthday, chief. - Thanks. 282 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,319 From Tony soprano. 283 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,030 Never misses an occasion. 284 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,658 Christmas, Columbus day. 285 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,494 Have something to eat before I send it to St. ambroseus shelter. 286 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,747 My cw gave me a bottle of Johnnie Walker. 287 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,249 - Cw-16? - Bompensiero, yeah. 288 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,752 Fucking guy thinks I'm his friend now. 289 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:57,256 We're not supposed to accept gifts, and poor people will get this... 290 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,259 - But I can't resist the lard bread. - He's turned some corner. 291 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:05,055 One minute he talks about how he loves soprano, then he's a junior g-man. 292 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,600 Talking about rico predicates and probable cause. 293 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,352 Now we're the good guys. 294 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:14,064 It's the worst case of Stockholm syndrome since Patty hearst. 295 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,900 That was sad. 296 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,402 I'll tell you, though... 297 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,781 I'm worried about sal, with these fantasies of law enforcement. 298 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:27,536 This can work two ways, skip. You can find yourself getting too close. 299 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:38,214 So you're getting married. Settling down, eh? 300 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,176 One door opens, another door closes. 301 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,971 It's a fucking expensive proposition, though. 302 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,224 I didn't need that shit the other day. 303 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,267 You don't need that shit. 304 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,603 You talk to the king of dermabrasion about it? 305 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,565 I'm talking to him and he's looking at his reflection in the plexiglas. 306 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:02,071 Imagine getting a face-lift, and one week later you're in jail. 307 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,741 Can you imagine that? One week later you're in jail. 308 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:12,456 Anyway, I had the feeling you didn't like what you were hearing. 309 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,251 Larry expected to get fucked. 310 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:19,588 - Now that's a sad commentary. - Richie. 311 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,341 What'll Larry do? The guy's a guest of the government. 312 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:26,136 - While some are stuffing themselves. - Some people are stuffing themselves. 313 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,472 Larry's got a trial coming up. 314 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,133 He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing. 315 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,687 How about you, Albert? You can weigh in anytime. 316 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,314 I'm with him. 317 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,485 - All things being equal? - No. 318 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,364 Make a move against Tony soprano? No way. 319 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,533 I don't know what to tell you. 320 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:05,634 Vic? 321 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,512 Carmela, hi. 322 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,682 Imagine running into you here. How are you? 323 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,768 Good. I'm fine. And how are you? 324 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,478 - Good. - Yeah. 325 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,731 Just shopping for a roller. 326 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:31,035 Look, Vic, truthfully, I'm not just running into you here. 327 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:34,413 The name of the store's on your supplies. I wanted to talk. 328 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:38,500 - I'm sorry. I should've called. - You have nothing to be sorry for. 329 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,419 I should've told you I wasn't coming. 330 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,838 I got the message when you didn't show up. 331 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:47,343 That's why I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to thank you. 332 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,218 For what? 333 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,514 Maybe someday I will be free. 334 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:57,227 But if you had come that day, I might have done something... 335 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,230 That I would be sorry for forever. 336 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,610 I wanted to thank you for thinking for the both of us. 337 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,571 For being strong for us both. 338 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,033 Thank you. 339 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:13,702 Well, you're welcome. 340 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,502 Goodbye, Vic. And take care of yourself. 341 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:38,602 Oh, thank Christ! Jesus! 342 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,272 Do you know who she's married to? 343 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,944 I need the number of a good shrink. 344 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:48,988 Oh? 345 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,614 For a girl I was seeing. 346 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,242 What? 347 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,413 Was? 348 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,665 Yeah, she tried to kill herself. 349 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,959 This was no small cuttings. 350 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,878 This was 20 halcion and a quart of vodka. 351 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:08,424 The ambulance, they pumped her stomach. Cost 3 grand. 352 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,552 She should've been seen by the psychiatrist in the hospital. 353 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:15,222 He was a Romanian. They have some beef that goes back centuries. 354 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,849 She wouldn't talk to him. 355 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,768 Do you feel responsible for her suicide attempt? 356 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,770 I was banging her for two years. 357 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,941 - Was that a hardship on her? - That's cute. 358 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,573 I've had many women. Why can't I say "fuck it" with her? 359 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,158 Why do you think? 360 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,785 Well, she's a sweet kid underneath it all. 361 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,705 I think she's seriously depressed. 362 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,541 You feel for her. 363 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,796 I'm interested in why you're ending it. 364 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:50,174 What do you mean, why? 365 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:54,470 Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Don't you tell me that all the time? 366 00:25:54,678 --> 00:26:00,142 I've never passed judgment on your sex life or any patient's sex life. 367 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,395 Even if I'm 20 years older than her and I'm married. 368 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,148 What's wrong with you? 369 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,985 - Why now? - Why now? 370 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:14,531 It's not fun anymore. Will you recommend somebody or not? 371 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,622 He's eating lunch. 372 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,589 So? 373 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,174 Larry's out. 374 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,385 Oh, shit. Fuck! 375 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,056 I knew it, I fucking knew it! 376 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,642 Here, Bobby, take this. I can't eat. 377 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,021 Larry and Albert are not the problem. 378 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,941 It's Tony that's the fucking problem. 379 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:52,694 You take him out of the picture, everybody's gonna come along. 380 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,531 - Where else are they gonna go? - I'm sick. 381 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,825 And fucking Larry barese too. 382 00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:01,787 I got friends in federal holding that would like nothing better... 383 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,747 Than to take that weak fuck out. 384 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,375 He was a great friend to my father. 385 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:10,254 But he doesn't care who he follows now. I'd do him myself. 386 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,132 Who's that speaking? Is somebody speaking? 387 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,051 Listen, Richie. 388 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:22,307 Let me think about this. But we can't be too fucked up by this setback. 389 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,644 We gotta screw our courage to the post. 390 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:35,154 - You're a good boy, Richie. - It's gonna be good. 391 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,365 Go on home. We'll talk. 392 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,091 Fucking guy's fearless for his size. 393 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,427 That's nice. 394 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:03,473 Then what? He fucking dies and I can't even wear his shoes. 395 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,811 - What the fuck you talking about? - Fucking loser. He couldn't sell it. 396 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,062 Richie? 397 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,772 Pay attention. You may learn. 398 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:16,945 Who am I best off with? We best off with? 399 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:26,330 Old man profaci knew how to split his enemies. 400 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,918 He couldn't fucking sell it. 401 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,671 He's not respected. 402 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:41,553 But Tony with his impulsiveness and selfishness. 403 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,806 He's locked up in that fucking head of his. 404 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,397 I'm better off with Tony. 405 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,985 Definitely. 406 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,906 I want to see Anthony at the doctor's office tomorrow. 407 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,248 - What are you looking at? - I'm in awe of you. 408 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,337 The dow Jones industrial average gave back an earlier gain. 409 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,839 It rallied more than 100 points midday. 410 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,176 But in the end it fell two and a half to close at 10,675... 411 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,346 - Hard at work? - It's financial news. 412 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,098 What the fuck you doing here? 413 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,560 I got a line on a car for Adriana. 414 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,188 You want anything? They got sodas, coffee. 415 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,731 I got a bottle. 416 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:40,070 - No, I'm good. How's it going? - This racket? 417 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:44,908 We dumped webistics, whacked up the payoff. Fucking license to steal. 418 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,661 - Anything you can get me into? - A pharmaceutical. 419 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,873 They got a root from the Amazon, cures glaucoma. 420 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:56,211 It's all fucking bullshit, but I got a brochure. 421 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:59,172 Oh, tonight, puss, I got something hard-edge. 422 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,258 - What? - Pokémon cards. 423 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,011 Me and Tommy Mac are taking down a truckload. 424 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,929 - Where? - Tommy knows. You in? 425 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,265 - What, me? - Yeah, come on, old times. 426 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,018 You don't want a fat fuck like me around. 427 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,563 I can't find the brochure. What difference does it make? 428 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,399 You come in for 5, 10 grand on this drug company. 429 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,862 By the time we dump the piece of shit, you'll be in six-figure territory. 430 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,865 - Hey, puss! - Yeah? 431 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,950 - The fucking car? - What car? 432 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,454 Oh, yeah, right. For Adriana. 433 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:34,791 It's an m3 convertible. Clean. I'll keep you posted. 434 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,507 You're kidding. Shoot. 435 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:44,301 Lipari. 436 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,094 - This is fat man. - Who? 437 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,763 - You know. - Sa|? 438 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:52,059 I heard they're gonna Jack a load of these pokémon cards. 439 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,977 Moltisanti and another individual. 440 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,729 - Where? - I don't know yet. 441 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,147 I should ascertain? 442 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,025 Excuse me, dear. 443 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:07,074 You are a cooperating witness. You wear a wire, that's what you do. 444 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,951 You ask around, see what you can find out. 445 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,829 I, in no way, want you to go on any hijack. 446 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,082 You hear me? 447 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:18,752 We let you earn, but no violent crimes. Right? 448 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,253 Okay. 449 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,343 Get out of here! I hate you, you fucking bastard! 450 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,363 I told him this was not a good time. 451 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,097 Fucking mood swings. 452 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,826 Ssh. Ssh. Is all right. 453 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:36,353 - Was very bad day for her? - When isn't? 454 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:41,108 I went to the modeling agency. I waited four hours to see Mr. Littman. 455 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,401 - So? - Wasn't good. 456 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,361 So she didn't get a job. Big deal. 457 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,821 It was catalogs there. 458 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,865 To be a model for catalogs for salad spinners. 459 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,283 You start somewhere. 460 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:53,286 I went in to see him, and he told me I am too old. 461 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,331 Oh, Jesus. 462 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,709 - I'm sorry. - I go make the tea. 463 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,964 I told you. I told you it's all over for me. 464 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,133 No, it's not. You're gonna be fine. 465 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,176 Look at Svetlana, 466 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,221 her prosthetic leg fall off in the gap store 467 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,141 and her bill picks her up and carries her. 468 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,686 Where is my knight in white satin armor? 469 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,816 Listen, I got the number... 470 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:27,028 Of a guy I want you to talk to. 471 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,532 I don't want to go to no more fucking interviews. 472 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,744 It's not an interview. It's a shrink. 473 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,247 - A shrink? - Yeah, a psychiatrist. 474 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,999 I know what is! 475 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,335 He comes highly recommended. You'll feel better. 476 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:45,338 - I am not going to no shrink! - Yeah, you are. 477 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,758 - It's what I want you to do. - You're not the boss. 478 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,263 You know what? Go fuck yourself then. 479 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,558 I went to a lot of trouble to get that number. 480 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,894 So you can send me to a hospital? 481 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:03,190 Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russian. Means being sent to gulag. 482 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,568 - Political rehabilitation. - This is too fucked up for me. 483 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,071 - What? - Kiss off, then. 484 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:22,459 Janice! How do you open this advil? 485 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,378 Oh, never mind. 486 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:30,425 Dad, I'm gonna get started on your gutters tomorrow. 487 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,675 That's great. 488 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:35,013 Take a look at this. I picked it up yesterday. 489 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:39,726 It's very bauhaus. And it's not bad. The basics cost 20 thousand. 490 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,896 Janice, maybe you should slow down on the spending for now. 491 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,649 Something wrong? What happened? 492 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,485 I'll take care of it. Things could be fucked up. 493 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,405 If something's happening to you, then it's happening to me. 494 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:57,536 A decision went against me which impacts me a great deal, financially. 495 00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,664 Fuck! You see, fuck, I knew it! 496 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,416 This shit's been building since I got out. 497 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,212 You give him a jacket you treasure. He gives it to his maid. 498 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,965 We're still going ahead with the house? 499 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,258 We'll see. 500 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,803 Richie, they're tiling the pool on Friday. 501 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,264 And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose a deposit! 502 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,974 I said, I'll take care of it. 503 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,688 He can't handle that our house will be nicer than his fucking house! 504 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,109 Fuck. 505 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,069 What's the matter with you? 506 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:33,780 Nothing. 507 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,117 - What? - Nothing. I just... 508 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,079 It's just sad is all. 509 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,207 - What? - Aj didn't have the flu. 510 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,752 He didn't go because Tony wouldn't let him. 511 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,047 He doesn't want you around his kids. 512 00:34:57,012 --> 00:35:00,557 What happened? What was that? 513 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:12,652 Searchlight diner, 5:15 am. 514 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:18,033 Subject has still not left location. Sun coming up. 515 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:35,550 5:16 am. Subjects departing searchlight diner. 516 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,409 - Soprano residence. - Ls Tony there? 517 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,286 - May I ask who's calling? - Just put him on. 518 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:48,998 - Who's calling please? - What are you, that Polish maid? 519 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,126 I want to talk to Tony. 520 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,176 Who is this? The Russian whore? 521 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,422 You're not the first one you know. 522 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,550 Put him on the fucking phone, 523 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,677 you bearded polack hag. 524 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,428 It's for you. 525 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,138 - Hello. - Tony. 526 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,014 I miss you. 527 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:08,601 - I love you. - You got the wrong fucking number. 528 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,854 Don't call here again. 529 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,570 I'll wait out there. 530 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,114 Was that your Russian girlfriend? 531 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:25,994 Listen, it's over between us. It has been for a very long time. 532 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:29,622 Bullshit! Why does your clothes still stink of perfume? 533 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,252 Okay, I saw her. 534 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,630 But it's not what you think. She tried to commit suicide. 535 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,048 Oh, fuck you! 536 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:44,304 She tried to kill herself. She didn't want to go on without me, poor kid. 537 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:49,350 You're putting me in a position where I feel sorry for a whore?! 538 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:54,022 You know what's even stranger? For a second, I believed you. 539 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,904 Goddamn him! 540 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,032 - They're all the same, carm. - No, you know they're not. 541 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,326 That man who did my wallpaper. 542 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:10,330 There was a male person that you could respect. 543 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:15,001 Victor? He didn't show up that day because of who your husband is. 544 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:18,671 Face it, use your head. He pissed his pants. 545 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,009 I don't want to go to the gym. 546 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:33,645 Better be good. I'm in the middle of world war III over there. 547 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,774 When you're lying in your own blood, don't say your uncle didn't warn you. 548 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:41,194 - What are you talking about? - Richie aprile's moving against you. 549 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,031 - He doesn't have the balls. - He's got a legitimate beef with you. 550 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,200 You're high-handed with everybody. 551 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:50,578 Why don't you leave your opinions wherever the fuck? 552 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:54,249 He approached Albert barese. And Albert said no. 553 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,127 - Albert told you this? - No. 554 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,047 I got it from Richie himself at my house. 555 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,802 He'll take you out and Larry barese and anybody who doesn't go along. 556 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:09,055 Wait. Why the fuck is Richie telling you all this? 557 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,182 He thinks I'm with him. 558 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:12,433 Really? 559 00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:17,438 - What gave him that idea? - It's what I wanted him to believe. 560 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,191 I been playing him. I seen this coming all along. 561 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,152 That's why I made a big deal out of that coke. 562 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,405 I raised a nonissue and he fell for it. 563 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:29,576 So you're like a double agent now? Fucking Matt helm? 564 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,994 Fuck you. 565 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,833 How do I know you're not playing me? 566 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:41,129 Believe what you want, my little nephew. 567 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:45,758 If I didn't come to you, your children would have no father. 568 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,720 So go fuck yourself. 569 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:57,478 All right, stop. 570 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,359 I'm grateful to you. 571 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:04,611 I am. 572 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,574 I gave you five percent on the action that was left to you. 573 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,994 Kick it up to seven and a half. 574 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:18,166 Don't sell drugs on those routes. It's short-sighted. 575 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:37,685 - That asshole's marrying my sister. - You wonder where she is in this. 576 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,854 My little niece. 577 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,780 What's up, t? 578 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:54,410 My future brother-in-law's a serious problem. 579 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,329 How serious? 580 00:40:56,579 --> 00:41:00,875 He's dissatisfied with the leadership. He wants to have me popped. 581 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,629 That motherfucker. 582 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,548 So now I gotta decide what to do about him. 583 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,525 I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain... 584 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,777 By keeping him around. 585 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,199 Get it done. 586 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,043 The planner checked the almanac... 587 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:48,631 And says there's 65% historical chance of rain on the twelfth. 588 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,176 He wants to get a tent for backup. What do you think? 589 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:57,390 I can't decide on shit like that, Janice, come on. 590 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,561 Okay. But when you start bitching when you see the bill, don't. 591 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,773 My kid hit me up for 5 grand today to go to england... 592 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,234 For these dance contests. 593 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,111 Little Ricky's coming to the wedding? 594 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:13,990 Rick. Rick. Richard. 595 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,075 How many times I gotta tell you? 596 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,578 It was little Ricky when he was 12 years old. 597 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,372 Jesus, all right! 598 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,419 But he's still coming? 599 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:31,090 He wouldn't miss an opportunity to fox trot and tango in front of everybody. 600 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:35,178 - Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art. - He carries my name. 601 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,724 Richard. Fucking disgraziato. 602 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:44,479 My nephew Jackie. Why couldn't I have a son like that? 603 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:49,108 You know, you came home with a fucking attitude today. 604 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,695 I've been in this house, cooking your fucking dinner... 605 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,656 And taking care of that black hole upstairs all day! 606 00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:58,409 Keep your voice down. She hears everything. 607 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,037 Not tonight. I gave her two nembutals. 608 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:04,540 I thought maybe we'd want to have sex. But not likely. 609 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,460 Put my dinner on the table, and keep your mouth shut. 610 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,545 No, you shut up. 611 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,799 Since he's a ballroom dancer, you think he's gay. 612 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,468 What if he was? What difference does it make? 613 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,638 Ow. 614 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,854 Fuck. 615 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,708 What are you looking at? 616 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,171 You gonna cry now? 617 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:06,769 Get out of here. I'm in no mood for your... 618 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,943 Shit. 619 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:39,218 - Where is everybody? - Aj is upstairs, Meadow's out. 620 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:47,560 You better get it. Maybe she slit the other wrist. 621 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,149 - Hello? - Tony? 622 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:57,320 I need you. I need you to come over now. Okay? 623 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,071 What's the matter? Is it ma? 624 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,407 No. No. 625 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:04,785 - Tell me what happened. - No, I can't say... 626 00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:08,122 - What do you mean, you can't say? - No, I can't say now. 627 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:10,082 Think. Think a minute, okay? 628 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,711 Stay there. I'll be right over. 629 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,174 - It's Janice. - Right. 630 00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:20,092 I gotta go. 631 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,336 - Janice. - Ton? 632 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,881 Ton, he hit me. 633 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,592 It was an accident. 634 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,972 Baby. 635 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,062 Where's ma? 636 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,315 She's upstairs. Out. 637 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,735 She took two nembutals. 638 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,238 Ma? 639 00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:26,826 I didn't mean it, Tony. I didn't mean it. 640 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,831 Where's the gun? 641 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,959 In the cabinet. 642 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:58,441 If anybody calls this in, you don't gotta talk to anybody. 643 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:03,529 - What are you doing? - Take a shower. 644 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,281 Give me the clothes you got on. 645 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,999 - What the fuck, sal? - They got away. 646 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:18,127 What did I tell you? Huh? What did I tell you? 647 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:20,838 I didn't go with them. I was following them to the boost. 648 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,008 - Then I was gonna call you. - What if they would've spotted you? 649 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:28,220 The moltisanti kid and his friend. What was your plan for that? 650 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:32,266 That was the beauty part. I switched cars with my son. 651 00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,435 You hit a fucking 7-11 clerk. 652 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:36,729 - How is he? - In a coma. 653 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:37,521 Fuck. 654 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:41,108 They were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene, but I got you out of it. 655 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,152 I owe you, again. 656 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,906 Sal, listen to me. 657 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:51,077 No, look at me. Look up. 658 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:54,246 You are not an FBI employee, sal. 659 00:47:55,831 --> 00:48:00,127 - Okay? That's not gonna happen. - But I got a lot to offer. 660 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,465 I hate lcn. I know I misspent most of my life, I know that. 661 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,760 I know fucking well we live in a society of laws... 662 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:13,099 Sal, you are gonna help us build a case against Tony soprano. 663 00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:16,018 Then you're gonna do your time for selling heroin. 664 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,771 Then you get out and start a new life. 665 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,607 It's a good thing. It's a lucky thing. 666 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,361 Sal... 667 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,114 Don't be that way. 668 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:30,699 I can show you statistics. 669 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:55,558 Whoa. 670 00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,270 I know, but we don't got time for that. 671 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,772 Get him out of here. Get rid of him. 672 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,275 Bring his car to the salvage crusher. 673 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,027 Cadillac. 674 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:08,863 I'll get something. 675 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:15,660 Hello. 676 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:27,882 Where are you going? No, Tony! Please, don't go. 677 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,508 I'll be right back. 678 00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:53,949 We gotta speed this up. You know what time these humps come in for work? 679 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,619 Fucking meat delivery at 5 am. 680 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,038 We're almost done. 681 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:03,083 It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from satriale's. 682 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,588 Uh, okay. 683 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:12,051 Get the hose and wash the room. 684 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:18,140 Janice? Is that you down there? 685 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,518 What are you doing up so early? 686 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,103 Ma, go back to bed. 687 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:27,733 I just don't know what happened to me. 688 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,819 I had the strangest dreams all night long. 689 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:34,573 People coming and going and coming and going. 690 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,867 I couldn't get up off the bed. 691 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,621 Ton... Tony. 692 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,123 Anthony, what are you doing here? 693 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,002 Nothing. Janice, let's go. 694 00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,590 Richie didn't come home. She's worried. 695 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:55,427 Oh, sure, he probablyjilted her. It's the story of her life. 696 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:05,229 What kind of a fucking chance did she have with you as her mother? 697 00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,940 You're always nagging her about her weight. 698 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:10,985 She goes out on a date, you call her a tramp! 699 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:12,945 I'm gonna wait out in the car. 700 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,115 - I never said anything of the kind. - I heard you. 701 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:18,617 You make things up. 702 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,619 You tell me. 703 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:25,249 Now you tell me when I ever did anything to any of you. 704 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,377 You don't know, do you? 705 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,798 You don't have a fucking clue. 706 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:36,385 I wasn't always perfect, but I always tried to do the best. 707 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:44,184 I know you didn't, any of you, didn't like it when I told you what to do. 708 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:50,649 Babies are like animals. They're no different than dogs. 709 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,445 Somebody has to teach them right from wrong. 710 00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:59,325 But I was your mother! Who else was gonna do it? 711 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,997 If you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. 712 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:10,294 That palace you live in up there on that hill. 713 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:19,428 I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. 714 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,058 I suppose now you're not gonna kiss me. 715 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:26,769 What? 716 00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:30,439 You're cruel, that's what you are. 717 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:35,903 - Oh, fuck this. - Oh, don't... no. 718 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,675 Irina, a man is here to see you. 719 00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:58,883 Who? 720 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,052 The one who has the club. 721 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,260 Mr. Dante. 722 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:10,604 - How you doing, hon? - Who sended you, Tony? 723 00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,064 He asked me to bring this. 724 00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:16,235 - What is it, money? I don't want it. - Yes, you do. 725 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,571 There's $75,000 in here. 726 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,157 - Seventy-five? - Listen... 727 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:27,162 Irina, I know you're upset. But let me give you a little advice. 728 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:31,750 In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. 729 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:37,256 Time is the great enemy. You've got a very short window. 730 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:41,510 It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. 731 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,139 On the other hand, something new always comes along. 732 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:50,185 I've seen it a million times. It's called passages. 733 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:51,394 It's a book. 734 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:54,440 He's right, irinushka. He's very smart man. 735 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,552 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 736 00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:32,728 I'm not gonna forget this, Tony. I owe you. God, do I owe you. 737 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,982 All in all, I'd say it was a good visit. 738 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,861 What's wrong with our family, Tony? 739 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:44,406 I go to a shrink. 740 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:50,871 She says that our mother has a narcissistic personality. 741 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:56,084 - Who knows how she got that way. - Grandpa vito was no prize as a father. 742 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:59,213 That's not all the shrink says. She says... 743 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:06,136 That ma is a person who was incapable of experiencing joy. 744 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,680 Dad, all he did was experience joy. 745 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,725 Richie told me you were going to a shrink. 746 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:14,895 I used to suggest it, and you'd blow your stack at me. 747 00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:18,315 Maybe you ought to think about going back into therapy. 748 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,484 What'd you do with him? 749 00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:23,612 We buried him. 750 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,739 On a hill. 751 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,451 Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around. 752 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,578 - You did? - What the fuck? 753 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:35,290 What do you care what we did with him? Why do you want to know? 754 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:38,043 But I loved him so much! 755 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:40,420 You're gonna miss your bus. 756 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:45,926 I'm sorry, Tony. I am so sorry. 757 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:49,263 All right. All right. Go ahead. 758 00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:22,629 Meadow, you have a ups. It's up in your room. 759 00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,506 What are you doing in here? 760 00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:27,843 You've been gone all night. What the hell happened? 761 00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:43,275 Janice decided to go back to Seattle. 762 00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:45,360 You're kidding? 763 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,322 Well, what about Richie? He must be devastated. 764 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:49,948 Richie's gone. 765 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:51,825 What do you mean "gone"? 766 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:53,911 Gone. 767 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:55,996 Where? 768 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:02,794 After 18 years, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact. 769 00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:04,963 An accessory after the...? 770 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:10,636 - Holy shit. - Stop asking. 771 00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:12,179 Oh, my god! 772 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,142 Oh, my god. 773 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,435 I took care of it. 774 00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:26,902 That_ 775 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:31,865 That was not a marriage made in heaven. 776 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,003 What's all this? 777 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:56,682 After Meadow's graduation, me and Rosalie aprile are going to Rome. 778 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:58,934 For three weeks. 779 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:03,896 Excuse me? 780 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:07,985 We're gonna stay at the hassler. Shop. 781 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:10,195 And try and see the holy father. 782 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,572 What are people gonna say, you go for three weeks? 783 00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:15,742 You'll have to chauffeur aj around to his dentist and whatnot. 784 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:20,664 You've gotta find a tennis clinic for Meadow to join. 785 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,625 Because if I have to do it, Tony... 786 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,962 I just might commit suicide.