1 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:14,890 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:51,194 - ( Livia ) Have some eggplant. - I told you, I'm not hungry. 3 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,989 You won't even accept food from your mother! 4 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,325 Will you please stick to the topic? 5 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,078 Oh, sure, sure. You believe that uncle of yours. 6 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,955 I never conspired with him. 7 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:05,167 I wish you'd tell me what you're talking about. 8 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,336 - Ask your brother. - I'm here... 9 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,255 To get you settled now with Janice gone. 10 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:14,259 Barbara asked me here. Beyond that, I got nothing to say to you! 11 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,554 You can't come live with us. I'm sorry... 12 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,766 - But Tom won't allow it. - Janice was right. 13 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,976 I won't go back to that place! 14 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,438 You're right. They won't have you back at green grove. 15 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,275 - She was abusive to the staff! - Maybe Tom and I should just... 16 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,612 No, no, no, no. Don't listen to the manipulation. 17 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,572 You got your own life. 18 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:39,493 If you had a mother that had one shred of gratitude in her. 19 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,954 - But you don't. - She's learning from your wife. 20 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,498 That is outrageous! 21 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:48,418 Carmela asked you how many fucking times to come live with us! 22 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,796 (Door slamming) 23 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,964 Well, he's gone. 24 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,633 Nice work, ma. 25 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,551 Carmela's been so sweet to you. 26 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,641 I gotta hear this shit all the fucking time! 27 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,062 What are you doing? 28 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,232 You're not gonna live with her. There's two tickets. 29 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:15,028 Stay with aunt Gemma in Tucson. Take aunt Quinn, the other miserabile. 30 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,030 That's all you get from me. 31 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:21,493 - My sister quintina won't fly. - Throw her out on the fucking tarmac! 32 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,288 (Door slamming) 33 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,088 How much you paying for your call? 34 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,340 I can sell you a thousand hours. 35 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,467 See this card? 36 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,177 Sells for twenty dollars. 37 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,843 I'll give it to you for... 38 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:41,887 Seven. 39 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:09,040 ( Rock song playing ) 40 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,840 To business. 41 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,998 - How we doing? - All right. 42 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,334 Madonna. 43 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,670 - Missed a great meal too. - Fantastic. Indian food. 44 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,424 - That envelope's just the first week. - I love it! 45 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,510 - Patsy in? - He's looking for you. 46 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,262 Fuck, they got the fried zucchini flowers. 47 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:08,308 It's fantastic. It's stuffed with the melted dry ricotta. 48 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,769 - Help yourself, you fat fuck. - They good? 49 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,436 Mmm. 50 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,608 You too? Anybody else? How about you? 51 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,151 Want some? 52 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,363 Tell Arthur to send out two more plates. 53 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,825 - And some zuppa di mussels. - You got it. 54 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,162 So telecommunications, once again, fails to disappoint? 55 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,874 - What's this thing? - Telephone calling cards. 56 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,669 You find a front man to get a line of credit. 57 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,880 You buy a couple of million units of time. 58 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,633 You become acme telephone card company. 59 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:43,802 "Acme." 60 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,847 The business of selling prepaid calling cards. 61 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:51,393 Immigrants especially, no offense, always call home to wherever the fuck. 62 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:52,811 And it's expensive. 63 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,147 You sell thousands of these cards to the greedy pricks. 64 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,860 Cards at a cut rate. But you bought the bulk time on credit. 65 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,905 The carrier gets stiffed. He cuts off service to the cardholders. 66 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,701 - But you already sold all your cards. - That's fucking beautiful! 67 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,327 (Laughing) 68 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,121 That's a good one. 69 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,707 Oh, prince Rogaine! 70 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,209 (Laughing) 71 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:21,506 There you go, some zuppa di mussels. And Tony? The last dozen flowers. 72 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,342 Have these for Meadow's graduation party. 73 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,679 Hey, those are some colleges she got into, your kid. 74 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,723 Yeah, you must be very proud. 75 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:34,311 Holy cross! I mean, Heather didn't exactly walk away with io cazzo. 76 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,937 Excuse me. 77 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,858 - I give carmela all the credit. - You had a hand in it too. 78 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,066 Cheers. 79 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,276 Salute. 80 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,618 Things are good. What the fuck? 81 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,829 Richie aprile is in the Bermuda triangle. 82 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,040 All my enemies are smoked. 83 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,416 Oh, oh, oh! 84 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,710 - Oh, oh, oh! - Hey, patsy! 85 00:06:58,919 --> 00:06:59,920 What the fuck? 86 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,465 Don't bring that in here. Wait outside in the car. 87 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,718 What did I say? In the car. 88 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,982 You're still up. 89 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,944 Gifts for grad night. What's that? 90 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,864 Oh, it's a vestimenta suit. 91 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,950 I got a price. 92 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,078 It looks fatter than a suit. 93 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,791 I hate how air gets trapped inside the suit bag when you zip it up. 94 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,166 Yeah. 95 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,672 - Don't you hate that? - What? What do you want? 96 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,924 Air in the bag. 97 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,762 The only thing to do is unzip it a little. 98 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,681 Let the air out. 99 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,851 Holy shit! 100 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,106 - My suit's growing a fucking beard! - Will you let me work? 101 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:05,276 Growing a beard or a merkin or something. 102 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:10,448 - It's fucking alive! It's alive! - Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 103 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,909 Tony, what did you do? 104 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,327 It's for you. 105 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,454 Oh, my god! 106 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,332 Yeah. We're having a good week. 107 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,125 Ah, ah, ah. 108 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,223 You look beautiful, carm. 109 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,977 Come here. 110 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,614 You believe this shit? Fucking June. My daughter graduates in a week. 111 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,242 Spring snow. Happened when my parents got married. Won't last. 112 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,086 - So they here yet? - Not yet. 113 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,587 Ton. 114 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,339 I'm sorry. 115 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,093 - When they make the diagnosis? - About a month ago. 116 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,553 - The wife and kids know? - No. 117 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,223 And there's nothing they can do for you? 118 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,559 The various protocols to date are ineffective. 119 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,063 What could I say? You have my sympathy. 120 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,733 September 5th. That's how long they've given him to live. 121 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:13,029 But instead of waiting until then, he's gonna light himself on fire. 122 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,117 - Yeah. - Is that balls of concrete or what? 123 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,995 - Very considerate. - How many guys will do that for you? 124 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,498 Spare you all those fucking visits to the hospital. 125 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:30,922 By the way, patsy, coat went over big. She loved it. 126 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,841 I'm Philly. 127 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,094 Sorry. Right. 128 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,929 Philly, yeah. 129 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,433 Thought you were your brother. I just bought a sable off him. 130 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,687 I'm sorry I had to do that. 131 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,069 Fuck this. 132 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,904 They're never coming. 133 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,670 Where's pussy? 134 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:22,931 Hey, ton. 135 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,019 What if these doctors are wrong? 136 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,149 Carm. 137 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,191 What? 138 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,948 Why don't I just fucking kill myself? 139 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,618 I never been so fucking depressed. 140 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,119 Tony? 141 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,789 It's all right. Go back to bed. 142 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,167 No, no, no, what? What now? 143 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,589 - It's all a big nothing. - What is? 144 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,674 Life. 145 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,385 That is your mother talking. 146 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,679 Everything's black. 147 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,518 Well, you have a tendency towards depression. Yes. 148 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:13,274 But listen to me, everything's gonna be all right. I'm here, I'm with you. 149 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,653 The kids are safe in their beds. They love you. 150 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,988 - Wait. - What? 151 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,828 Wait, it's coming from here. 152 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,624 It's not my fucking head. 153 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,042 It's my stomach. 154 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,295 I'm nauseous! Oh, Jesus! Oh, fuck! 155 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,216 (Vomiting noise) 156 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,928 Oh, fuck, it's the chicken vindaloo! 157 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,682 Fucking motherfucking wogs! 158 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,807 (Farting noises) 159 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,727 - Mom, what's going on? - Your father is sick. 160 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,773 - Oh, my god, daddy! What happened? - He went to an Indian restaurant. 161 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,525 That is so racist! 162 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,608 (Farting ) 163 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,153 Who's letting those big ones? 164 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,782 There better be coke left in that fridge is all I can say. 165 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,668 How'd it go? 166 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,305 - Was sundeep there? - Yeah. 167 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,566 My whole cut. 168 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,864 Here. 169 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,827 - What's the matter? - What's the matter? 170 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,121 I know. Tony's your best friend. 171 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,875 President Franklin is my best friend, and he's in there. 172 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,546 Look, some cooperators, when they get their new identity... 173 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,465 They do pretty fucking good. 174 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,802 One snitch became garbage commissioner... 175 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,596 Of a good-sized city in Florida. 176 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:19,317 - You all right? - Yeah. It's all out of there. 177 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,445 Here. 178 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,199 Here. Small sips. 179 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:33,164 Wondered about that chicken. Probably a fucking cocker spaniel. 180 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,000 Stop it, Tony. Here, lie back. 181 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,711 Well, you feel a little hot. 182 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,424 Fucking goddess with the six arms. No wonder. 183 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,759 Here. 184 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,138 Sip. I said sip, Tony. 185 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,772 (Mumbung) 186 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,234 What? 187 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,613 So do you still like your coat? 188 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,533 I love my coat. 189 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,745 (Mumbung) 190 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,109 (Snoring ) 191 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,113 (Mme) Where are you going? 192 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:48,905 I don't know. 193 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,326 - What are you looking for? - Somebody's looking for me. 194 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,828 Who? 195 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,081 I don't know. 196 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,256 "Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself." 197 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,867 (Train station chatter) 198 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:02,188 Three hearts and a seven. Queen bets. 199 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,525 - Here. - Make it a dime. 200 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,502 ( Carmela ) Tony, are you up yet? 201 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,886 How are you feeling? 202 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,479 Had fucked-up dreams last night. 203 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,565 Fever dreams. 204 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,944 I shot this guy. He's a friend of mine. 205 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,532 Now in real life, he does some things that annoy me. 206 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:59,620 Every Christmas, he sends reports of what his nieces and nephews have done. 207 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,873 Who got into west point. Who got a hole in one. 208 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,419 And he hums. 209 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,921 TV commercials. 210 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,049 Drives me fucking crazy. 211 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,888 But he's one of my best guys. A terrific earner. 212 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,600 So why the fuck would I do that? 213 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690 I was filled with... 214 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,568 - Anger. - Yeah, right. You know everything. 215 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,946 You've never dealt with your anger. Look at the cost. 216 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,741 You are the biggest threat to yourself. 217 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,160 But that's what being human is. 218 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,705 But some people are more self-destructive than others. 219 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,587 - You gonna make me eat something now? - Maybe. 220 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,965 - If you keep this up. - No. 221 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,766 (Loud vomiting and farting) 222 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,559 I'm dying! 223 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,356 I'm gonna cover you with this blanket, okay? 224 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,526 - I don't want you to see me like this. - Oh, please. 225 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,237 I'm fucking freezing! 226 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,866 Your teeth are chattering. Want to go back into bed? 227 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,285 You might as well just leave me here. 228 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,038 Motherfucking fucking... 229 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,707 I think you have food poisoning. 230 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:33,381 - Fucking dreams. Jesus Christ! - Oh, it's all right. It's all right. 231 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,015 - Where is he? - Who? 232 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,224 Pussy. 233 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,157 (Farting ) 234 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,742 ( Doorbell ) 235 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,458 Hey! What are you doing here? 236 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,752 Finalize the menu. 237 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,631 Oh, shit! I completely forgot! 238 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,843 Tony had food poisoning all night, the poor guy. 239 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,095 Oh, hey! It's not from my place! 240 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,055 Was he at vesuvio last night? 241 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,933 Yeah, but I got an "a" rating. It's... 242 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,060 Of course. Nobody's saying. 243 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,187 - Is that Artie? - Hey, ton! 244 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,439 Send him up! 245 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:35,192 Go to sleep. You don't make any sense when you talk. 246 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,527 Send him up! 247 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,419 Oh, jeez! You picked up a bad one somewhere, huh? 248 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,920 Somewhere? 249 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,717 Out of consideration, I should dump those fucking mussels you gave me... 250 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,303 - Before you cause an outbreak! - Whoa! 251 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,805 I handpick all the shellfish myself! 252 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,351 You smelling them as you pick them or are you staring off into space? 253 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,564 Worrying about paying your fucking rent or whatever you worry about! 254 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,234 - That's a serious allegation. - Nobody's gonna fucking sue you! 255 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,778 This is what I'm saying! 256 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,739 - Tony, you ate mussels? - Prince Edward island. 257 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,533 - Top of the line! - After a whole Indian dinner? 258 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:27,453 You ate at an Indian restaurant? There you go. 259 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,123 No, it was the mussels! They came up undigested! 260 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,417 Then how could they be the cause? 261 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,587 It's where my body shut down! Self-protection! 262 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,216 You know what they cook with in Indian restaurants? Ghee. 263 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,385 It's clarified butter. You get a rancid hit of that... 264 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,554 God! I mean, you can imagine. 265 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,182 When indira Gandhi got assassinated... 266 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,602 I was watching when they broadcast the cremation. 267 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,605 They doused the body and the funeral pyre... 268 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,025 In clarified butter just to get it burning. 269 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,987 (Vomiting ) 270 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:08,160 - You call pussy? He had mussels too. - "Call pussy." Some concern, maybe? 271 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,870 I am! I feel very bad for him! 272 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:10,954 (Farting ) 273 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,749 Sal! 274 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,044 It's Arthur bucco. 275 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,171 What the fuck? 276 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,886 - Hello. - Hey, man, it's Artie. 277 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,680 Yeah, I know. What's up? 278 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,349 Listen, I'm at the sopranos' house. 279 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,185 Tony's green around the gills. Flu, I think. 280 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,480 But maybe he ate something didn't agree with him. 281 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,817 - What, food poisoning? - No. What, salmonella? 282 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,235 No! 283 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:45,030 But he had a reaction. You guys ate at an Indian restaurant. 284 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,992 It would help if we knew. You have any symptoms? 285 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,410 No. 286 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:54,164 Well, once during the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea. 287 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,917 - But that's all. It passed. - Nothing. 288 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,044 Touch of diarrhea. 289 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:02,840 - You motherfucker. - A touch! Nothing! Right, puss? 290 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,385 Not what Tony has. Like from bad shellfish or anything. 291 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,053 Am I gonna get sick now? 292 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,513 No! 293 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,017 Did you guys eat the same thing at the Indian restaurant? 294 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:17,187 Well, we both had the pappadams, but different courses. 295 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,732 Both had the pappadams, different entrees. 296 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,400 Stop talking about food. 297 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,403 Okay, puss. Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you. 298 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,947 Okay, thanks a lot. Okay. 299 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,369 I'm sorry, Tony, but I feel vindicated. 300 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,705 I can't get off the boardwalk. 301 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,208 I'm gonna call Dr. Cusamano. This is worrying me now. 302 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,920 Poor son of a bitch. 303 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,590 - Oh, what, you gotta go again? - Oh, just let me die! 304 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,842 Come on. 305 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,053 Come on, up, up, up! 306 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,389 - Where we headed? - This way. 307 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,975 (Coughing) 308 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,746 ( Loud speaker) Ladies and gentlemen, soon we 7! Begin... 309 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,315 General boarding of flight 129 with nonstop service to Tucson. 310 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,735 We 'd like to board our first-class passengers... 311 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,447 And those with young children and those requiring assistance. 312 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,909 - You can't understand a word they say. - Aw, go on! 313 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,244 Livia soprano? 314 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,510 Oh, pussy. 315 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,221 Oh. 316 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:37,977 Come on in. 317 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,198 So. 318 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:52,533 Who's your friend? 319 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,663 Pussy? 320 00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,833 - I'm confused. - Isn't pussy your friend? 321 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:07,464 But that's the friend that was almost carried off by the ducks, right? 322 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:15,639 The worst part of this is, it's one of those times I know I'm dreaming. 323 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,307 Let's look at it. 324 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,936 When you say "pussy," you mean my friend pussy... 325 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,856 Or, you know, pussy? 326 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:27,067 Whatever seems to be dominating your thoughts. 327 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,862 I got pussy on the brain. I always do. 328 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,575 I want to fuck you. 329 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,411 I always did. "Do." 330 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,413 I said that the first time we met. 331 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:43,250 - I find you immensely attractive. - Thought I repulsed you. 332 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,461 You make an effort to repulse me. 333 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,006 But you like that. You just said you find me attractive. 334 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,216 You're the one that's fucked up. 335 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,177 Anthony, Anthony. 336 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,889 What are we gonna do with you? 337 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,363 (Moaning) 338 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,034 What's he smiling at? 339 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,037 No, he's gritting his teeth. He's freezing. 340 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,165 (Cwmda) Tony. 341 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,379 Hey, guy. Not feeling too good, huh? 342 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,092 - I'm dying! - Oh, no. 343 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:37,888 You got a case of e. Coli or campylobacter. But you'll be fine. 344 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:41,183 - Let me die! - Should we maybe go to the hospital? 345 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,811 - Nothing we'd do. - Pump his stomach? 346 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,145 Not with this. 347 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:50,109 He should suck ice chips. It's good for the fever. Keeps him hydrated. 348 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,612 - Anyhoo... - Fucking ragheads! 349 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,948 I don't think so, Tony. 350 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,909 Those spices kill microbial agents. Very smart. 351 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,829 That fucking Artie bucco then! 352 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,914 Meadow's graduation is tomorrow. 353 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,248 Ah. 354 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,217 (Mumbling a song) 355 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,648 ( Pussy ) Hey, ton! 356 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,158 How's it going? 357 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,120 - You didn't get sick? - Nah. 358 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,831 - How much you weigh? - Eight pounds. 359 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,041 - Lost a lot of weight. - Swimming. 360 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,961 The best exercise. Works every muscle group. 361 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,506 Get the fuck out of here. You never exercised once. 362 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,885 Anyway, I'm $4 a pound. 363 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,266 You know I've been working with the government, right? 364 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,478 Don't say it. 365 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,648 Come on, ton. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts. 366 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,109 - I don't want to hear it. - You're gonna hear it. 367 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,616 - Fuck. - You passed me over for promotion. 368 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:21,866 You knew. 369 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,496 - How much shit you give them? - A lot. 370 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,167 Jesus, puss. 371 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,383 - Fuck of a way for it all to end, huh? - Yeah. 372 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,011 Yeah. 373 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,097 These guys, on either side of me? 374 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,850 - They're asleep. - Don't say that. 375 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,393 It's not fucking funny. 376 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,277 I want to see you flopping around down there! 377 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,378 No way, Tony! 378 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:18,757 - Get your ass back in bed! - Cramps are gone. I gotta go out. 379 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,386 - Help me with this. - Tony, you are out of your mind! 380 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,347 I brought consommé. I wasn't even sure you could handle it. 381 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,480 God help you if your head is in that bowl for graduation. I won't! 382 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:34,690 (Knocking ) 383 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,571 - Tony! - Hi, ang. How you doing? 384 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,574 - Good, good. How are you? - Madonna, my poor ass. 385 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:49,621 - Is the man at home? - He's still sleeping. I'll get him. 386 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,001 Give me a minute, ang! 387 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,256 Hey, Tony! How you feeling? 388 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,466 - Better. - Good. You look better. 389 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:04,303 Than I thought you would. Artie called. 390 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,929 Hopalong, how you doing? 391 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,516 - Can't complain. - Want some coffee? 392 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:13,895 I got a call about a boat, sea ray 50. I want you guys' opinion on it. 393 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,355 What, now? 394 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:19,943 The owner's got two offers. I gotta decide this morning. Cuban guy. 395 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,697 - Oh, yeah. Okay. - Just throw some clothes on. Come on. 396 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,073 Okay. 397 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,743 Oh, Jesus. 398 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,661 Round 12. 399 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,209 You know, I could use that cup of coffee. 400 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:39,880 Yeah, right. We don't need to see this. 401 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,800 I promised gab I'd get 10 bags of garden mulch... 402 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,719 Before I did anything today. 403 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:49,056 See? And you're sitting there? Shame on you. 404 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:50,849 How long's he taking? 405 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,528 I'm looking forward to the graduation party. 406 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,691 Who's ready to go buy a boat? 407 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,698 Might as well tell you now. 408 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,412 I bought the most beautiful boat today. 409 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,665 - Cool. The 50-footer? - The very same. 410 00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,669 I might as well tell you. I decided on Columbia. 411 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,546 Oh! 412 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,513 You want? 413 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,890 It's a little early in the day, no? 414 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,809 Sea legs. 415 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,769 Yeah, what the fuck. 416 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:25,485 Sure you want to go out today, t? Just getting over the trots. 417 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:28,405 Time and tide wait for no man, right? 418 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,783 Got a decent displacement for its size. 419 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:34,661 - Puts out about 700 horsepower. - Beautiful. 420 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,540 I've been waiting 40 minutes. The Cuban's with the harbor master. 421 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:41,751 But we're free to give it a spin. 422 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,880 Come on, puss. 423 00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,811 Rides nice. 424 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:04,941 Let's go down below, check out the mahogany. 425 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,776 Come on. 426 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,512 Look at this. 427 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,188 Take a seat, puss. 428 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,444 Should we test the anchor? See how she holds? 429 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,154 Later. 430 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,575 Yeah, right. 431 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,626 Why you making me do this, you fat fucking miserable piece of shit? 432 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:05,877 What, Tony? 433 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:18,765 When did they flip you? Tell me. Don't lie. 434 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:20,600 Flip? 435 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,310 Who? What? 436 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:27,190 (50's pop song playing ) 437 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,553 They had me, Tony. 438 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,766 I was going away for pushing h. 439 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,565 - How long? - Thirty to life. I had no choice. 440 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,901 How long? How much do they know? 441 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,364 A year and a half. No. Less. 442 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,284 A year and a fucking half you been gossiping? 443 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,869 Motherfucker! 444 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,204 Let me explain. 445 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:30,211 I fed them bullshit. Nothing! 446 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,590 Whatchamacallit, disinformation. So I could live! 447 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,593 Keep earning on any subsistence level whatsoever. 448 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,722 I would do nothing, Tony, to put you in harm's way! All of you! 449 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,475 That how they heard about the bevilaqua hit? 450 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:47,562 - Because you did nothing. - On my mother's eyes, that wasn't me! 451 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,357 (Shuts off radio) 452 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:53,401 - Little things! Picayune shit! - Be specific. 453 00:35:56,363 --> 00:36:00,659 - They know about the calling cards. - I'm not in that. But what else? 454 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:03,244 That's it. That is, recently. 455 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,497 What, not recently? 456 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:07,999 I'm thinking. 457 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,209 (Rope clanging on mast) 458 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,794 That fucking noise! 459 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,587 Where are you going? 460 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,757 The other shit amounted to nothing. 461 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,258 I've been careful! 462 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,720 I'm mind-fucking these donkeys like you wouldn't believe! 463 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,598 Webistics? 464 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,603 Oh, Jesus Christ. 465 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:33,108 But mostly I talked up the scatino bust-out. 466 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,402 Nothing federal that'll link you. 467 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,029 They need serial numbers. 468 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,409 I'm telling you. This disinformation shit is an effective technique! 469 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:43,785 It's a frigging ace! 470 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,770 What's the matter with you? 471 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,692 It's this fucking swell. 472 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,319 I'm sick. You don't see me all fucked up. 473 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:21,197 - Don't yell at me! - I'll fucking yell at you! 474 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,476 We got any good Tequila? 475 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,177 You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico? 476 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,139 Twenty-six. 477 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:32,894 I tell you, this broad's ass was the second coming. 478 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,647 Never wore panties. 479 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,277 Brushed her teeth with this. 480 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,656 Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table. 481 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,784 I'd eat her out while I was down there. 482 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,793 Hey, puss. 483 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,757 She even really exist? 484 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,056 Fucked up. 485 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,744 Not in the face, okay? 486 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:35,707 You'll give me that? Huh? 487 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,878 - Keep my eyes? - You were like a brother to me. 488 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,048 To all of us. 489 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,136 Yeah. 490 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,812 I'm starting to feel it now too. 491 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,983 My inner ear balance is off. 492 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,080 What? 493 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,087 Jesus Christ. 494 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,009 I gotta sit down. 495 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,929 I feel like I can't stand. 496 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,349 Is that okay, Tony? That I sit? 497 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,441 (Gunshots) 498 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,699 Get the weights. 499 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,108 ( Boat motor starts ) 500 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,930 (Soul music playing) 501 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:45,021 You won't forget to go to compworld to get the gift? 502 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:49,650 I could've got her one with a smaller screen for free. 503 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,236 Don't snap at me, okay? 504 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,864 Don't press your luck with this diarrhea. 505 00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,453 - Can't shake it. - Well, whose fault is that? 506 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,246 (Phone ringing) 507 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,335 - Hello. - Put Anthony on. 508 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,670 Don't call here. 509 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:12,590 I am at Newark airport. 510 00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:15,510 We've been held here... 511 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,596 Since 9:00 this morning. 512 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,389 She's still at the airport. 513 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:25,436 - Tough shit. - Go get Anthony. I need a lawyer. 514 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:28,606 I'm in airport security. 515 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,858 She's at airport security. 516 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:36,030 I can't do it. I can't call. I don't know what to do. 517 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,202 They say that Anthony gave me a stolen ticket. 518 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,955 They're gonna call the FBI. 519 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,541 Here. You better... I don't know. 520 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,293 The fun never stops. 521 00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:53,589 - What? - Anthony, the tickets are stolen. 522 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,423 ( Doorbell ) 523 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,134 What the fuck? What did you say? 524 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:57,385 Did you? 525 00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:01,597 Someone will pick you up, but I don't know what you're talking about. 526 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,057 Okay? 527 00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:08,771 Jesus Christ. How fucking hard is it to get on an airplane? 528 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,989 - What do you want? - Agent Harris. 529 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,409 Anthony soprano, we have a warrant to search your house... 530 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,452 Property and family vehicle. 531 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,622 - What are you looking for? - Stolen airline tickets... 532 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:31,419 Constituting mail fraud, wire fraud and any other federal violation. 533 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,423 - Let's see your warrant. - You can also see the tickets. 534 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,341 We found them in your suburban. 535 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,678 - You have the right to remain silent. - Talk to my lawyer. 536 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:44,640 - You have the right to an attorney. - What are you, a fucking parrot? 537 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,685 We're entitled to search the rest of the domicile. 538 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:48,894 Let's go. 539 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,610 Michael, over here. 540 00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,447 Our daughter is graduating high school. 541 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:03,284 You can't wait a few days to persecute him? To persecute us? 542 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,161 Jerry, get the door. 543 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:12,126 I'm gonna keep trying mink, all right? I don't trust that secretary. 544 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:18,966 - Oh, my god! - Med, it's all right. 545 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:23,471 - I'll be home soon. Don't worry. - I'm graduating tomorrow! 546 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,563 - ( Students ) Let's get out of here. - Yeah, we should go. 547 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:38,986 You guys need another picture of me for your wallets? 548 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,446 Other hand. 549 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:48,162 Tony soprano, weak in the knees. Can't stand the heat? 550 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,039 I got food poisoning. 551 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:52,083 You think this bothers me, you fuckhead? 552 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:54,543 This way. 553 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,100 I gotta tell you, frank. 554 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:12,853 I'd forget about any deli trays coming your way in the future. 555 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,949 (Knocking ) 556 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,706 Meadow, are you sleeping? 557 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,624 Yes. 558 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,918 I want to talk to you. 559 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:42,883 God, am I so not going to miss this. 560 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:56,772 You have to see that your father means well. 561 00:46:57,189 --> 00:47:01,152 He's given his life for you, for your brother... 562 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,820 For us. 563 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,451 All I'm saying... 564 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:13,831 How you reacted downstairs, and now you're sitting up here by yourself? 565 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,584 I know it embarrassed you but... 566 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,005 If you ever want to talk... 567 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,341 This is who dad is. 568 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,259 My friends don't judge me. 569 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:30,514 And fuck them if they do. I'll cut them off. 570 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,561 I knew I was giving her a bad ticket. 571 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:39,357 That voice... that voice... 572 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:43,527 It's done, Tony. Over. My advice now is to put it behind you. 573 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:45,571 If 23 tickets is all they have... 574 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,699 They don't have bupkes. And they know it. 575 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:54,330 I know it's a small thing, but see, that's the fucking point. 576 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:57,041 One more minute. If I could've just said: 577 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:59,752 "Yes, ma. Okay, ma. I hear you, ma." 578 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,963 One more fucking minute, I wouldn't be in this spot. 579 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,674 I beat a homicide and now I fucked up, Neal. 580 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,386 I blew an easy one. I blew everything! 581 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,137 - Tony... - No fucking "Tony." 582 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,516 We got fucking federal charges. We got the faa. 583 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:18,104 Before this is over, they'll pin that Egypt air thing on me and you know it! 584 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:23,317 We got predicates up the ass. 585 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,653 The fucking rico case. Thirty to life. 586 00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:28,572 Don't think about that now, Anthony. 587 00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:33,953 You'll make bail. There's no capital crimes. 588 00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:35,579 Get on with life. 589 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:40,709 (Reporters yelling ) 590 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:03,441 My mother. My fucking, goddamn idiot of a mother. 591 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,901 It's like she was never married to Johnny soprano. 592 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:10,906 Is there something else bothering you, Anthony? 593 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,741 That's not enough? 594 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,244 Fucking demented old bat! 595 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,789 You're so angry with your mother and the airline tickets. 596 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:22,084 And I'm not saying that it's not serious. 597 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,921 But a year ago your mother colluded to have you killed. 598 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:30,092 Yet you never say "boo" about that. Even when I try to elicit. 599 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:37,558 If she tried to have you killed a year ago... 600 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,560 Believe me, in your childhood... 601 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:45,274 She's inflicted serious psychic injuries that are still there. 602 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,985 Poor me. 603 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,578 And your father: The gangster, tough guy. 604 00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:01,123 But did he protect you kids from this borderline mother? 605 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,876 What the hell was going on there? 606 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,878 What is this? 607 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,756 Little snacks for thought for me to take home? 608 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:12,301 I haven't pushed you enough to confront these things. 609 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,846 Somewhere along the line, I became frightened of you. 610 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,309 Frightened? 611 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,646 Maybe I should've seen that in the beginning. 612 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,442 Maybe, baby. 613 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:32,947 (Singing) 614 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,657 Rage, Anthony... 615 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:39,453 Is a big, loud, flaming self-distraction... 616 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,289 From feelings that are even more frightening. 617 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:44,542 What feelings might those be? 618 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,835 Sadness. 619 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:51,465 You go off on a racist rant about Indian food... 620 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:54,718 Your "demented old bat" of a mother. 621 00:50:57,221 --> 00:51:00,057 - What else has happened? - Nothing. 622 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:06,021 After two years treating you, I've learned things. 623 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,649 And I pick up sorrow coming from you. 624 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:22,830 I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk. 625 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,542 - You loved it. - You threw that at me like a rock. 626 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:31,005 Sadness, Anthony, stay with that. 627 00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:35,551 Mommy tried to kill you and you gave her airline tickets. 628 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:41,348 - Fuck you. - Now you're really in trouble. 629 00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:43,934 I'm gonna beat this shit, you kidding me? 630 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,437 And with that... 631 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:54,402 Anthony? 632 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:01,076 (Singing song) 633 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:10,836 Scott Richard sipronowski. 634 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:26,685 Meadow mariangela soprano. 635 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,271 (Cheering ) 636 00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:38,739 Jonathan tiffin. 637 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,165 Anthony tomasello. 638 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,715 It's fucking graduation day, so I might as well take this opportunity. 639 00:52:58,133 --> 00:52:59,693 I'm proposing to you to get your button. 640 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:05,432 I fucking deserve it. 641 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,142 Got no spleen, gene. 642 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:09,645 Congratulations. 643 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,356 Thank you, thank you. 644 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:14,982 Yeah. 645 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:16,567 Oh. 646 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,321 You look beautiful. 647 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:21,699 What the fuck? 648 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:26,578 That's right. Get an education. That's what I always said. 649 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:30,499 Excuse us. Carmela sees you, she's gonna cut you a new asshole. 650 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,167 I'm leaving. 651 00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,932 It's great to see your kid graduate, huh? 652 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:49,768 The youth. That's what's important. 653 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:53,814 - What we do is small potatoes. - And Eric. State college, right? 654 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:57,526 He got accepted at Georgetown. It's a little money pinch. 655 00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:02,406 - I heard you and charlene split up... - Christine. 656 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:08,454 I'm getting the fuck out of here. I got a job on a ranch out west. 657 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:11,415 What? Don't make me fucking laugh! 658 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,877 Hey, I lived in new Mexico until I was 11. 659 00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:18,255 - Hey, you ever try riding? - No. 660 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:21,550 The airlines are running specials nonstop into Nevada. 661 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:25,137 Fly right into Vegas. Half-hour's drive. 662 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:28,182 You should come hang out. New day. 663 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:29,725 Vegas, huh? 664 00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:34,521 All right, Davey. 665 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,940 Take care of yourself. Drive safe. 666 00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:46,825 I'm so proud of you. My little baby. 667 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:55,125 Sal knew it was today. I told him. He's so self-centered. 668 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:08,514 There you go, sweetheart. Give me that face. 669 00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:41,755 ( Rock song playing )