1 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,056 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,981 (Pop song playing) 3 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,075 You got the Crescent wrench? 4 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,785 Nobody puts it back... 5 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,663 (Loud explosion) 6 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:18,597 (Dog barking ) 7 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,323 Oh, my god! 8 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,451 Tony! Tony! 9 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,956 Oh, my god, Tony, are you all right? 10 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,210 - Uncle Ben. - What happened? 11 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,123 What are you doing here? 12 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:30,836 We had to drive back. Someone stole the VCR from the common room. 13 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,424 Public enemy! That's a great movie. 14 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,759 For our class. Just finished. 15 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,553 We're out of here. 16 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,389 $40,000 a year to watch movies? Who's "we"? 17 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,559 Just a friend from class, okay? 18 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,233 - Your mom likes lavender. - I'll be ready. 19 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,776 Mr. Soprano? 20 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,904 - I'm Noah Tannenbaum. - How you doing? 21 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,742 Thanks for letting us screen. The speakers are great. 22 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,577 You a film buff? 23 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:08,915 Some say hawks made the genre with scarface, but cagney was modernity. 24 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,210 Muni was not, so I give the nod to wellman. 25 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,798 I'm just gonna grab that cd, then let's hit the road. 26 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,473 The last year for this course. 27 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:30,270 "Hypercapitalist self-advancement in the era of the studio system." 28 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:34,608 So you guys, you and Meadow, are you...? 29 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,777 A little early to say. 30 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,198 - What's your background, Noel? - Noah. 31 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,617 I'm from Los Angeles. West la. 32 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:44,951 No, I mean... 33 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:48,705 My family's in the business. Show business. 34 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:53,460 - Those old Tarzan movies? - My dad's an entertainment lawyer. 35 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,421 What I mean is, like, we're Italian. 36 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,008 My dad's Jewish, my mom's African-American. 37 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,010 Tannenbaum, right. 38 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,347 But on your application, you checked Jewish? 39 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:10,227 - No. They can't ask about religion. - Right, of course. 40 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,979 - What'd you check? - African-American. 41 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,524 So we get it. You're a ditsoon. 42 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,984 Excuse me? 43 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,780 Charcoal briquette? A melanzane? 44 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,449 - What's your problem? - You know. 45 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:28,537 She didn't do you any favors bringing you here. 46 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,498 I don't know what she was thinking. 47 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,167 I got associates who are black. 48 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,128 I don't want their sons with my daughter. 49 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,505 Fuck you. 50 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,132 See, that's what I want to avoid. 51 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:46,012 So when my girl comes down, you say it was nice to meet me. 52 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:50,141 Then you'll take her to school and say goodbye. 53 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,519 Let's see the garden state. 54 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:57,148 We're gonna drop by hunter's. I want her to meet Noah. 55 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,569 Later, dad. 56 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:43,361 - I don't got time for these attacks. - It's been good for months. 57 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,572 - If you didn't instigate... - Me? 58 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,200 - He's just a friend. - You didn't see them. 59 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,828 You want her with him, keep it up. 60 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,248 Play the race card, she'll run into his arms. 61 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,918 - Not if I cut off those arms. - Stop it. 62 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,839 Let me deal with it, if anybody's going to. 63 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,761 Make things worse with your shit, I'm gonna be pissed. 64 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,934 I should call cusamano. You might need stitches. 65 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:22,567 If my sisters ever brought home a butterhead, my old man... 66 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,573 (Knocking) 67 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,242 Hey, ma. 68 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,119 Look who calls. 69 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,122 Actually, I'm standing in front of you. 70 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,958 Hey. 71 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,293 So how's it going? 72 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,630 What do you care? Out of sight, out of mind. 73 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:50,595 I brought you some books on tape, since you can't concentrate to read. 74 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,890 I wish the lord would take me now. 75 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:58,478 In the meantime, I brought the horse whisperer and omerta. 76 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,271 Why, what's wrong? 77 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,776 You gonna freak out every time I do something nice? 78 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,153 What's this? 79 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,824 She's finishing baby journals from long ago. 80 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,951 My idea. 81 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,663 Oh, yeah, I remember these. 82 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,124 Carmela gave you one for each of the kids. 83 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,750 What the fuck? 84 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:25,213 You're supposed to fill these out. Twenty years, nothing! 85 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:29,718 Now look here, I don't like that kind of talk. 86 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,720 Stop it, it upsets me. 87 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,807 Carmela's ma returned these to the kids filled with memories. 88 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:40,687 - You can't write stuff for my kids? - That's nobody's business. 89 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:44,524 - Too busy feeling sorry for yourself. - She'll do it. 90 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:49,029 It's good for her. She knows that. Keep her mind active. 91 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,365 Why do anything if there's nothing in it for her? 92 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,702 Listen up. 93 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,580 Concentrate. I know it's difficult. 94 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,083 - Remember the plane tickets? - They were stolen. 95 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:07,047 Did you say that, or did the feds? What did you tell them? 96 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,548 What did I do? 97 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:12,385 They're trying to build a rico case against me. 98 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,555 What will you say on the witness stand? 99 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:19,559 They only let you go to get your cooperation. 100 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:24,689 Don't wave your hanky at me. What will you say from now on? 101 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,901 I never stated those tickets were stolen. 102 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,612 Barb'll testify. You back her up. 103 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,282 I should have kept my mouth shut, like a mute. 104 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,744 In the future, any deal they make... 105 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,371 You keep your mouth shut. 106 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:49,380 For a year I didn't speak to you. Maybe I should have kept it that way. 107 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,426 Fuck it. Do what you want. 108 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,100 (Dramatic music on TV) 109 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,964 (Door closing) 110 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,182 Did you say something to Noah? 111 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,309 If you're smart, keep walking. 112 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,603 You did. What did you say? 113 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,691 He was quiet at hunter's. Now he's sitting in the car. 114 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:53,153 You didn't hear? Maybe if I say it in Swahili! 115 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,571 (Carmela) Meadow, can you come up here? 116 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,572 What?! 117 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,993 I need your help with this clasp. 118 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,330 That ain't our beer. 119 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,167 It's good, and cheaper than yours. 120 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,460 Is my laundry done? 121 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:14,674 I can't help it if I have to buy from schemer burns. 122 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,342 You're yellow! 123 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,013 You ain't gonna slug me, are you? 124 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,165 What? 125 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,712 Your mother died. 126 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,839 You're kidding. 127 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,384 I mean... 128 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,264 - Jesus Christ. - Svetlana just called. 129 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,727 She said that after dinner your mother went upstairs. 130 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:12,065 When Svetlana came up, your mother was under the covers. 131 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:16,236 Svetlana thought she was asleep. 132 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,216 - Svetlana's waiting for us. - She's dead? 133 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,220 I'm sorry, dad. 134 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,933 - That your mom died. - Me too. 135 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,435 Your grandmother loved you. 136 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,940 She loved both you two. Very much. 137 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,613 (Ambulance beeping) 138 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,482 - They just remove. - We saw. 139 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,235 She was in no pain, Tony. 140 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,739 - What about the cause of death? - Massive stroke. 141 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,449 Yeah. 142 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,329 She will not be finishing journal. I break promise. 143 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,833 Is not often that these old ones get away with something. 144 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,501 A journal? 145 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,795 Nothing. 146 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:04,594 Those granny remembers books you bought her when the kids were born. 147 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,472 She never touched them. 148 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,266 (Loud rock music playing) 149 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,853 What's your beef? 150 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,563 Asshole Robert frost. 151 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:20,526 How am I supposed to know what this means? Like I even care. 152 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,945 (Music shuts off) 153 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,034 "Stopping by woods on a snowy evening." 154 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,912 I'm glad I'm not in high school anymore. 155 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,789 - You read this? - Sure. 156 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,793 What does it mean? It's due tomorrow. 157 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,419 What does it mean? 158 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,839 The woods are lovely, dark and deep but I have promises to keep 159 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,425 and miles to go before I sleep 160 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,886 okay, look. Where is he? 161 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,224 - In a field, on a horse. - Not on a horse. It has bells. 162 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,893 - So? - What kind of horse has bells? 163 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,230 I don't know. Give me the fucking answer. 164 00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,942 A horse that's pulling a sleigh. 165 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:07,031 It's a Thanksgiving poem? Like "over the river and through the woods"? 166 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,077 It's not Thanksgiving. What's covering the field? 167 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,914 - Snow? - And what does snow symbolize? 168 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,249 Christmas? 169 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,875 Hello? 170 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,920 Cold? Endless white? 171 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,423 - Endless nothing? - I don't know! 172 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,633 - Death! - I thought black was death. 173 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,971 - Miles to go before he sleeps. - He's far from his house. 174 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:34,600 The sleep of death. He's talking about his own death... 175 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,979 Which has yet to come, but will come. 176 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,605 That's fucked up. 177 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,731 (Car honking) 178 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,067 Gotta go. 179 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,904 - I thought black was death. - White too. 180 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,029 (Horn honking) 181 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,032 I'm coming, I'm coming. 182 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,118 (Door opening and closing) 183 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,977 Grandma? 184 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,484 - I can't believe it. - What're you gonna do? 185 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,989 - I'll call Janice. - Meet you at cozzerelli's around noon. 186 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:35,953 - I already called. - Ma didn't want any kind of service. 187 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:40,500 So we'll pick out a simple urn or whatever. 188 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,627 I'll see you there. 189 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,441 Proshai, livushka. 190 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,568 Which means what? 191 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,530 Goodbye, little Livia. 192 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,205 He '3 been in this situation a million times. 193 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:23,709 We'll see what happens. There he is, pulling that in. 194 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,671 He '3 got the eye of the tiger. 195 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,881 - Ton. - Anthony, turn it off. 196 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,092 I'm sorry. 197 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,097 We all know how much you loved her. 198 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,686 Thanks. 199 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:50,361 - I can imagine how you feel. - Yeah, well... 200 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,905 What're you gonna do? 201 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,366 I'm sorry, t. 202 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,759 What're you gonna do? 203 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,224 - At least she didn't suffer. - That's right. 204 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,311 (Doorbell) 205 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,731 My god! 206 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,650 What next, huh? 207 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,818 (Phone) 208 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,947 How's Tony taking it? 209 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,117 What the fuck?! Goddamn fucking bitch! 210 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:44,957 She was awful. How do I tell my kids their aunt won't come to a funeral? 211 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,584 I'll handle it. 212 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,926 Then he goes, "you gotta work on Columbus day." 213 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,886 (Phone ringing) 214 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,055 Eat your eggs, baby. 215 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,476 Ace garage. 216 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,854 You're not coming to your mother's fucking funeral? 217 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,358 - May I speak? - Our sister's sobbing! 218 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485 May I speak? 219 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,612 Go the fuck ahead! 220 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,825 You may recall that I have good and valid reasons... 221 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,662 Not to enter the state of New Jersey. 222 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,331 That case is colder than your tit. 223 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,334 It'd be good to show up. Nothing to hide. 224 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,462 - I don't do well at funerals. - Who does? 225 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,299 - You don't wanna leave your chair. - I'll hang up! 226 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,970 She didn't want a funeral, but can't you sit with your family? 227 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,225 - She was your mother! - For us working folk... 228 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,185 Woody Guthrie over here. 229 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:51,816 - They got special rates for deaths. - Yeah, half of full fare... 230 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:56,320 Which, at this late date, comes to $1100. 231 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,740 Fully researched. Fuck it, I'll pay it. 232 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:04,036 - Can I bring my fiancé? - Fuck that! One seat, coach! 233 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:08,541 And don't breeze in when it's time to divide the estate! 234 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,794 I know you think ma's got money buried in the house! 235 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,259 - What about that other thing? - Richie? 236 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:22,763 He went into witness protection. It's the truth. Right? 237 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,058 Cozzerelli's funeral home. Noon, tomorrow. 238 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:30,563 Does Harpo know his grandmother died? Him, I'll pay for. 239 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,940 Bring him down. He's your son. 240 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,737 Hal is on the pavers, Tony. He's a street person. 241 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,782 - I didn't know. - You're not the only one with problems. 242 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,534 Be there tomorrow. 243 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,804 - Got a drink in the house? - I wish... 244 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,640 There you go with that wishing stuff again! 245 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:13,689 I wish you was a wishing well. I 'd tie a bucket to you and sink you. 246 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,484 Maybe you found someone you like better. 247 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,283 Oh, Tommy! Let me make you a cup of tea. 248 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:28,829 I came over to give you something. Here, take this. 249 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,123 If you need more, just say so. 250 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,126 - I'm caring for ma. - On two bits a week? 251 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,253 Ma don't go to nightclubs. 252 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,215 How do you know? I used to dance. 253 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,801 - Money's nothing to me. - I guess not. 254 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:46,096 But with no heart and no brains, it's all you've got. 255 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,892 Tommy! Tommy! 256 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,997 His mother died last night. 257 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,041 No shit? 258 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,673 (Whistling and stomping) 259 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,317 Ton, I'm so sorry to hear. 260 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,071 What're you gonna do? 261 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,869 I know how you feel. 262 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,330 We lost mom last year. 263 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,666 You remember. 264 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:13,392 - Least she didn't suffer. - Ralphie, I need to talk to you. 265 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,437 Albert, you too. 266 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,564 Vito, have a sfogliatella. 267 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,858 Carmela, she's gone. 268 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,484 (Sobbing) 269 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,988 Come on. 270 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,542 - Who torched one of Albert's trucks? - One of the trucks? 271 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:39,835 Be quiet. 272 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,046 He lit up two of my dumpsters. 273 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,968 What's the matter with you? We're in the newspapers every week. 274 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:52,932 My crew is in line for the raritan township contract. 275 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,476 They keep whispering to Albert! 276 00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:00,940 - What did you say? Whose crew? - You put anyone you want over the crew. 277 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:05,945 - You're a captain when I say you are. - I'll turn up my hearing aid. 278 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:09,114 Getting cute with me? With my mother dead? 279 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:13,911 Raritan township recycling manager, Joe Zachary. 280 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,624 I'm in line for the contract, but he's talking to Albert. 281 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,753 - He's threatening to go to the epa. - He said that? 282 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,634 All right, fix it. 283 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,429 No more fires. 284 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,815 (Door opening on tape) 285 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:48,696 (Footsteps) 286 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:53,450 I'm ditching Spanish. Meet me by the trophy case. 287 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,620 How could we possibly get busted? 288 00:24:56,829 --> 00:25:00,416 The boys' room by the stage? They never check it. 289 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:16,557 Mr. Soprano, Janice, Barb. Please accept my condolences. 290 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,519 I'll use all my skills. 291 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,480 Don't go crazy. I mean, you know? 292 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:27,860 Then we're not envisioning any visitation hours for mom? 293 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:33,198 - She didn't want any service. - I find that hard to accept. 294 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:39,705 Is she still down at the hospital morgue? 295 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:44,043 We brought mom here this morning. She's downstairs. 296 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:53,552 - There's gonna be a priest, right? - Yeah, sure. A priest, I guess. 297 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,721 When would that be? 298 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:59,349 You're not having a mass? I'm not selling here. 299 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,227 She was catholic but not religious. 300 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,232 I thought we'd have a shindig at the house. 301 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,695 After. So the grandkids could, you know... 302 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,906 I don't know. 303 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,579 I know what mom's wishes were, but not to have a wake? 304 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:24,708 We look like unloving children, and cheapskates. 305 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,419 Who gives a shit? It's her wishes. 306 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,296 I wish to honor her. 307 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:33,509 There's a lot of things I could say that I won't! 308 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:41,016 You think we should do something now? 309 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,644 She used to picture her funeral. 310 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,106 You wanna do something, let's just do it. 311 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,734 Cozzerelli, arrange it all. Send me the bill. 312 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,946 Tony, this all won't fail on you. 313 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:57,533 I'll paint the overleaf for the program. 314 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:01,078 Motifs from the Mexican day of the dead. 315 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,665 One thing that I'd like to suggest: 316 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:10,337 Everyone gathers and can voice a remembrance or a feeling about mom. 317 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,841 I don't want any California bullshit. 318 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,343 People can drink, they can eat. 319 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,304 If they wanna yak about ma, they can. 320 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:39,324 No "I'm sorry, my condolences." Nothing. 321 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,620 Actually, that's good. 322 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:49,001 It's a relief, you not saying nothing, to tell the truth. 323 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,130 You know, everybody else, all bullshit. 324 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,474 All right, here's the thing. I'm glad she's dead. 325 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:09,354 Not just glad. I wished she'd die. Wished. 326 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:16,153 Had this court case coming up. She might've testified against me. 327 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:21,533 So when I heard she was dead, relief flooded into my veins. 328 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:29,708 How do you feel about your mother testifying against you? 329 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,878 Come on, will you listen to yourself? 330 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,675 Is that right, wishing her dead? 331 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,929 - Is that being a good son? - Good son? 332 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:46,642 - Yeah, a good son. I mean, bad sons... - Bad sons what? 333 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,019 They should fucking die. 334 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:52,898 That's a fucking disgusting thing to be. 335 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:56,902 Your kid, at bard. He better be a good son, right? 336 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,668 You're right. Why should I be good to that old bat? 337 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:16,171 That fucking selfish, miserable cunt? 338 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,926 She ruined my father's life. Oh, yeah. 339 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:25,931 But he wasn't her son. What did she do to you? 340 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,601 That's a matter of public record. We both know. 341 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:33,772 - You can't say it. - She didn't know what she was doing. 342 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,693 - You're letting her off. - My uncle denies it. 343 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,320 - He loves you. - I know that! 344 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:44,783 Grown children often wish for an aged parent to die. 345 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:49,121 It's not necessary for the parent to testify against them. 346 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,416 It's a taboo thought, but common. 347 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:59,423 Particularly if the parent has lost all capacity forjoy at being alive. 348 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,642 So we're probably done here, right? 349 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,644 She's dead. 350 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,987 - What is it? - Tony's mother's wake is tonight. 351 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,116 Want me to wear a wire? 352 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:30,829 Sure. Need batteries? Let's go to office depot. 353 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,753 (Hammering) 354 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,008 Janice? 355 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,511 I'm downstairs. 356 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,892 - Hi. - Hey. 357 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:56,313 - Mom would want a closed casket. - Definitely. 358 00:30:56,521 --> 00:31:01,068 They usually put a picture on the casket. What do you think? 359 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,528 - Look at that. - She's smiling. 360 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,032 She looks normal. 361 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,786 - It was us kids who turned her. - One of us. 362 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,206 Get the fuck off! 363 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,708 All right, all right! 364 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:26,218 Maybe you're right. 365 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:30,555 My shrink says all women aren't cut out to be mothers. 366 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,100 - Is that a slam at me? - No. 367 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:39,815 If my father was in the circus, maybe I'd turn out like harp... 368 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,233 Hal. 369 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,235 - This is weird. - What? 370 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:47,197 None of my childhood artwork is here anymore. 371 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,241 Nor Barb's. 372 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,577 Get the fuck out of here. 373 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:58,625 "Anthony soprano, 7th grade, Mr. Martino." I had him. 374 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:03,338 "Why fear strikes out by Jim piersall is a good book." 375 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,383 Take a look. She only saved yours. 376 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,928 What? Here's Barbara's communion certificate. 377 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:13,723 - Here's her baby shoe. - Yeah. That's it. 378 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,560 Nothing of mine. 379 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:28,447 Everybody agreed I had "extraordinary visualization skills." 380 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:33,577 Those pencil drawings that I did of grandpa? 381 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,371 Good. 382 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,634 Tony. Sorry. 383 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,265 Tony, I'm sorry. 384 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,642 He's disrespectful. 385 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,145 Thanks for coming. 386 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,983 Fucking motherfucking pain in the fucking ass! 387 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:08,195 Could we not, huh? With the tantrums? 388 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,780 For this I miss the jets game? 389 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:19,164 Did they say when your making ceremony might happen, with this delay? 390 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:23,752 Stop asking fucking questions. If I knew, I couldn't tell you. 391 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,840 Hit me. Hit me. 392 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:37,432 Every little bit helps. Anything to get through these events. 393 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,884 Hey. 394 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,766 - What a fucking blow. - You too? 395 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,518 I'm serious. 396 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,522 Breaking the terms of your house arrest? 397 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,983 I got a dispensation. 398 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,069 She's my sister-in-law, for Christ sake. 399 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:35,073 My dad's very ill too. 400 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,705 Thanks. Thanks for coming. 401 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:43,038 Tony, 402 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,585 allow me to express my condolences. 403 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,420 Thanks, assemblyman. 404 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:54,384 I met your mom once or twice. That was a proud newarker. 405 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,054 Oh, hey. Reverend. 406 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:02,225 My sympathies, Tony. We talked about this day, did we not? 407 00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:08,607 You know state assemblyman zellman, right? 8th ward? 408 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,775 Do I know him? You bet. 409 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,320 Yes, we go way back. How are you? 410 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:14,821 Reverend. 411 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:24,164 Uncle jun? You all right? 412 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,375 They're dropping like fucking flies. 413 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:32,255 - It's that charcoal-broiled meat. - Nobody told us! 414 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,634 I'm kidding, you fuck. What's the matter? 415 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,804 - You wanted to talk? - I gotta talk to your wife. 416 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,348 Jun, come on. 417 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,101 This is a funeral. Enough of her soigné attitude. 418 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,860 (Chattering) 419 00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:00,075 - What do you want? - To use this sad occasion... 420 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:03,411 To put bitterness and sore-headed feelings aside. 421 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:08,541 I'll behave how Tony wants. I don't want to add to his stress. 422 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,087 - There they are. - Hi, uncle jun. 423 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,714 How's that surfboard I gave you? 424 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,177 Tony's waiting. 425 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,899 Ralphie cifaretto got word to me. 426 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,160 - What does he want? - A bump up to captain. 427 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:49,124 The kid's been a top earner since that rat bastard went in the program. 428 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,168 He whipped his crew into shape. 429 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:56,297 Three months ago, the rat bastard was the second coming. 430 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:59,050 I'm boss. You forget. 431 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,510 I forget nothing. 432 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,432 - Don't make me say things we'd regret. - Go ahead, I'm fed up. 433 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,891 Hey. 434 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,521 I'm on the street. That's the arrangement. 435 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,732 Stay home, clip coupons. 436 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:17,736 Things are good, but the economy's so robust... 437 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:22,741 You get credit for everything. Chinks and housewives bet football. 438 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,743 You better be finished. 439 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:31,416 (Chattering) 440 00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:51,060 - Joe Zachary? - Yeah. 441 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:54,564 Oh, boys. No fires. 442 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,567 Tony doesn't want any fires. 443 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,363 (Zachary groan I ng) 444 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,786 (Loud TV) 445 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,958 (Coughing) 446 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,312 I ain't so tough. 447 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:42,987 - Well, what do you think? - Can't say. 448 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,739 Hope for the best. 449 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:50,036 Doctor, this is Tom's mother, brother, and miss Doyle. 450 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,387 The lord bless her and keep her. 451 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:12,851 The lord make his face to shine upon her and be gracious to her. 452 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:17,063 The lord lift up his countenance upon her and give her peace. 453 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,357 Amen. 454 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:32,871 - Did you talk to her? - She's sure you said something. 455 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,665 He won't discuss it. He clams up. 456 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,545 - Beautiful sendoff, t. - Thank you. 457 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:56,019 I want to thank you for all you've done for her. 458 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,689 She was much work. In end, she defeated me. 459 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:04,235 We won't need your services anymore. 460 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:08,239 I'll be moving in. If you could get your stuff out... 461 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,741 That'd be good. 462 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:14,579 I stay there only during week, when my fiancé has his children. 463 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:19,334 Tony says I can continue situation till bill and me find house. 464 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:23,922 Tony should have consulted me. I'll be living at 55 benedek... 465 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,799 While we deal with the estate. 466 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:32,430 Speaking of which, my mom had an extensive record collection. 467 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,643 Caruso, Robert merrill, a shitload of Broadway shows. 468 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,604 Do you know where they are? 469 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,440 - She gave to me those records. - What? 470 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:46,402 She know I like American show tunes. I didn't ask. 471 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:50,490 They're my mother's records. I feel very close to them. 472 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:55,870 I don't want make a trouble, but I have to respect her wishes. 473 00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:00,583 This is just about you bogarting those discs for your ass. 474 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,627 They're worth a fortune. 475 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,004 I will not answer such here. 476 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:10,510 I want the entire discography back at the house by this weekend. 477 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:17,684 Mrs. S. 478 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,479 How are you? 479 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,817 Sit down. How's your mother? 480 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:29,278 - You call her every day. - Mom passed away. 481 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,073 Really? When? 482 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:39,664 - About six months ago. - Please, give her my regards. 483 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:43,543 Is she still on that crazy diet? 484 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,634 I brought you something. 485 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:57,015 From my restaurant. I don't know if you remember, vesuvio? 486 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,768 Mrs. S? 487 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,688 What's the matter? 488 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:07,025 After what my son did to you? 489 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:10,945 - How can I look you in the face? - What now? 490 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,073 You don't blame him for the fire? 491 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,701 Artie, what are you doing? 492 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:20,413 Come on, we have people arriving. Let's go. 493 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:25,001 - Thank you so much. Thank you. - I'm so sorry. 494 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,548 Look at her. 495 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,551 She's becoming a robot, like us. 496 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,055 - I'm so sorry. - At least she didn't suffer. 497 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:39,307 All her innocence is gone. 498 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,236 Then the rabbi has to extol the virtues of the deceased. 499 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:56,532 The rabbi says, "I did not know this man. I'm new. 500 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,077 You knew him. Say something good." 501 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:02,080 Silence. Goes on for about a minute. 502 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:04,082 Finally, from the back: 503 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,750 "His brother was worse." 504 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,668 (Laughing) 505 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:25,269 I walk out with the provolone, and he thinks I smell like that! 506 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:36,447 This survivor. I should find the winner, pull out a gun and say: 507 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:41,911 "You're not gonna survive unless you give me 25 percent of that million dollars." 508 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,414 Not bad. We could find out where they live. 509 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,167 "See how you survive this, pezzo di merda." 510 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,627 (Bell ringing) 511 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:53,381 Everyone, please. May I have your attention? 512 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:58,845 We would like to ask you all to join us in the great room. 513 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:03,182 Form a circle, sit anywhere, get comfortable... 514 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:07,687 So that we can all be together and share a remembrance... 515 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:10,648 About the woman who brought us here. 516 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,317 - Goddamn it. - Please, join us. 517 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:18,322 Paulie gualtieri? Join us, please? 518 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,952 Thank you. 519 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,374 What the fuck did I say? 520 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,921 If you'd rather, I can invite them to her place. 521 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,593 - Janice, what are you doing? - Very good. 522 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:42,054 We can all take a break from eating for five minutes. 523 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:48,019 Most of you will probably remember that this was her favorite song. 524 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,397 It might help us get rolling. 525 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,274 (Soft music playing) 526 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,445 (Shuts off music) 527 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,794 Herman rabkin? 528 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:04,053 You two went back. Almost to the pyramids. 529 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,769 I guess what struck me most was... 530 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,563 She didn't mince words. 531 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:26,534 Between brain and mouth, there was no interlocutor. 532 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,214 Anthony Jr. 533 00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:45,344 - I don't know what to say. - Come on. 534 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,596 Lay off, Janice. Move on. 535 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,351 She was my best friend. 536 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:03,154 If anybody died or was in the hospital... 537 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:07,825 I'd get a call from li letting me know. 538 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:19,378 Thank you, Fanny. Thank you. 539 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:29,889 Okay. What's good for the goose... 540 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:37,605 Most of you remember that I have an extraordinary visual sense. 541 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:43,486 As a child, mom didn't let me rest on those laurels. 542 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:46,530 She didn't flatter me. 543 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:54,330 She believed that wildflowers blossom best... 544 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:58,542 Among the rocks, with little water. 545 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,961 She was tough. 546 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,840 But she was right. 547 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:10,346 She's the reason I make videos today. 548 00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,189 Tony? 549 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:25,069 Maybe you'd like to tell them how ma... 550 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:30,825 Saved all your childhood schoolwork and none of mine or Barbara's. 551 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:36,789 You just did. Wrap it up, Janice. 552 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,092 I hear she didn't suffer. 553 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,303 For that, we can be grateful. 554 00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:53,848 Thank you. 555 00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:03,441 They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. 556 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:09,155 No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. 557 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,408 But do they know for sure? 558 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:18,247 Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. 559 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,710 Obviously, that's not possible, even with computers. 560 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:29,467 They'd have to get everyone who ever lived, not just the ones now. 561 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:32,678 So they got no proof. They got nothing. 562 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:46,901 Hey. 563 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,533 - So, ton, she's dead. - What? 564 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,164 I guess our little secret... 565 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,126 Dies with her. 566 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,934 Hey, pick that up! 567 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,187 What am I doing out here? 568 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,650 Everyone's telling stories of her. I got a beaut! 569 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,025 Artie. 570 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:34,782 Artie! Don't talk about that! 571 00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:41,121 She may have passed, but who's to say there's not anotherjust like her? 572 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:46,335 Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but... 573 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,045 The same. 574 00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:54,093 What I'm saying is... 575 00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:05,354 Thank you, Chris. Thank you. 576 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,655 Umm... 577 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:20,744 - This is such a crock of shit. - Carmela! 578 00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:25,416 On one hand, I want to protect my children from the truth. 579 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:30,421 On the other, I'm saying, "what kind of example am I setting?" 580 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:34,758 Evading and smiling, passing out cheese puffs. 581 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:38,387 Over a woman who was terribly dysfunctional. 582 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,599 Who spread no cheer at all. 583 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:44,518 - Carmela, be quiet. - This is my house! 584 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:47,271 - I'm leaving. - Let her talk! 585 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,065 I'll speak if I want! Who are you? 586 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,776 Minister of propaganda? 587 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:56,530 We suffered for years under the yoke of that woman. 588 00:51:57,448 --> 00:52:00,284 She estranged us from our own daughter. 589 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:04,455 Ruined I don't know how many goddamned christmases. 590 00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:08,584 No, don't hand me that! Bullshit! 591 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:12,129 You wanted it, you got it. 592 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:14,965 Hear, hear. 593 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:20,429 From beyond the grave even. 594 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,808 This woman didn't want a funeral. 595 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:29,188 You all, her children, ignored her wishes. 596 00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:32,066 Only after she's dead, by the way. 597 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,615 She didn't want a funeral. She didn't want a remembrance. 598 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:40,824 Why? 599 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,495 She didn't think anybody would come! 600 00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:51,710 She wouldn't write down her memories... 601 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,922 Because nobody loved her enough to read them. 602 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,885 She knew there was a problem. 603 00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:18,112 There's desserts... 604 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:21,907 In the dining room, if anybody wants some. 605 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:24,868 Yes. 606 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,540 And they're all from vesuvio. 607 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:35,170 Our new pastry chef, Bobby vasquez. Thanks. 608 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:46,223 Tommy? Mike's here. 609 00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,892 He's come to see you. 610 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:53,063 You must like Mike a lot better than me. 611 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,734 No, Tommy boy. You're my baby. 612 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,695 You're going to get well and strong. 613 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:03,031 All of us. Together again. 614 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:07,244 I'm almost glad this happened. 615 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,920 (Phone) 616 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:21,759 Yeah? This is Mike. 617 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,886 When? 618 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:27,097 You are? Fine. 619 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,600 - They're bringing Tom home. - When? 620 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:32,936 - Right now. He's on his way. - Wonderful! 621 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:37,649 I'll get his room ready. I knew my baby would come home. 622 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,235 (Humming) 623 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,322 (Soundtrack continues to play)