1 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,805 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,769 (Pop music playing) 3 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,239 The guy on 13th street, I told him, go see gigi. 4 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,532 You call beansie? 5 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,950 Gigi, beansie? 6 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,329 Us Italians, I think we're the only ones that use nicknames to that extent. 7 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,206 No, your Chinese. 8 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,414 Nah. 9 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,668 Yeah, this violinist, yo-yo ma. 10 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,795 "Soubriquet"... 11 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,798 It's another word for nickname. 12 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,801 I'm sorry. 13 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,052 What's the matter, hon'? 14 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,053 Nothing. 15 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,555 Tony? 16 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,433 How you doing, sweetie? 17 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,059 Good, good. 18 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,603 I took Danny to the doctor like you said. 19 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,525 My son. 20 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,193 Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right. 21 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:13,985 How's he doing? 22 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,195 Good, you were right. 23 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,280 Just a chest cold, not pneumonia, thank god. 24 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,532 Oh, great, great. 25 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,783 I'm glad to hear it. 26 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,621 I made you some bread. 27 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,665 You know, like a "thank you". 28 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,370 You didn't have to do that. 29 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,919 Oh, really, I wanted to, it's datenut for breakfast. 30 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,087 Listen... 31 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,423 Tracee, right? 32 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,383 The bread's very sweet. 33 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,260 And you're a great girl. 34 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,596 Don't take this the wrong way, 35 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,266 but you can't be doing stuff like this. 36 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:45,933 No good. 37 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,228 But I just wanted to say thanks. 38 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,395 I know. 39 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,399 But I already got a family, they give me gifts. 40 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,902 What we have is an employer/employee thing. 41 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,279 Can't we be friends? 42 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,157 Well, I'm not so sure that's such a good idea either. 43 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,242 'Cause, you know, you and ralphie... 44 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,161 Yeah, ralphie. 45 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,746 I'm glad your kid's okay. 46 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,915 Let's go, Betty Crocker. 47 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,718 Bread. 48 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,930 80, Russell Crowe, I mean, he's trapped, right? 49 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,475 They're gonna sever off his head. 50 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,935 And he's telling them how to do it? 51 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,980 I know, and then he yanks the sword from that dude. 52 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,231 That was so phat. 53 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,026 What about when the guy gets hit with that spike thing 54 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,569 and chunks of his head go flying? 55 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,445 Enough already. 56 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,863 We're making conversation here. 57 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,198 People are trying to eat. 58 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,323 Thank you. 59 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,409 Why do you let him watch this garbage? 60 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:48,079 "Erin brockovich", that was a nice one. 61 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,706 I didn't care for it. 62 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,458 You did too, what are you talkin'? 63 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,083 ( Doorbell ) 64 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,212 See who that is. 65 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,381 Since when did I become the Butler? 66 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,843 It's probably Jackie Jr., he locked himself out. 67 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,428 No accountability, this kid. 68 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,514 What, people forget their keys. 69 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,599 There he is... 70 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,142 Fresh prince of New Jersey. 71 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:10,644 Hey. 72 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,270 How you doing? 73 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,315 Don't get up, don't get up. 74 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,483 I'll fix you a plate. 75 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,068 Sit down, have something to eat. 76 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,403 No, I can't, dino zerilli's out in the car. 77 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,656 You sure, something quick? 78 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,407 Why don't you go bring him in? 79 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,491 Next time. 80 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,345 I'll leave them in the mailbox. 81 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,745 That's alright, we'll use my set. 82 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,288 I'll put them on the counter. 83 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,207 What am I, the invisible man here? 84 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,458 Hey. 85 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,168 Hey, man, your sister around? 86 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,379 She decided to stay at school and study. 87 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,171 Any message? 88 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,965 No, just, you know, hello. 89 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,925 Alright, I'm gonna hit the road. 90 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,802 Sorry to interrupt your dinner. 91 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,970 Stay out of trouble. 92 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,638 So handsome. 93 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:47,930 Good kid. 94 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,850 Little pig-headed, if you ask me. 95 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:54,688 Every advantage, this kid. College, good home life. 96 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,567 I had to quit school when I was in 11th grade 97 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,610 to help my mother. 98 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,904 Supposed to be an architect. 99 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,245 So... 100 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,581 When did you first notice me? 101 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,793 I don't know. 102 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,004 "History of film", I guess. 103 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,673 The way you talked, you know? 104 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,884 Turned around to see who you were. 105 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,011 And? 106 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,263 Nothing. 107 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,432 What? 108 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,682 Say it! 109 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,601 No, no, no! 110 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,642 Leave me alone! 111 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,186 I'm not gonna stop until you say it. 112 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,770 Okay, okay, wait. 113 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,481 I thought you were cute, alright? 114 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,816 Ahh... 115 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,943 I knew it. 116 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,124 Ah, hello? 117 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,419 I'm sorry. 118 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,297 I just don't know where else to go. 119 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,597 You guys hanging out? 120 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,890 We were. 121 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:16,728 You okay? 122 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,104 I went over... 123 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,732 To see that movie over at the student union. 124 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:24,194 Old, like, horror film or something, "freaks". 125 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,946 Tod Browning, 1932. 126 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,449 All these horrible people in it with pointy heads and stuff. 127 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,618 This one guy had no legs. 128 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,103 He just hopped around on his hands. 129 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,203 Caitlin... 130 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,580 We talked about this. 131 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,850 You can't keep exposing yourself to things that upset you. 132 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,125 I know, it's just... 133 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,128 Why is other people's pain a source of amusement? 134 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,093 Caitlin, what the hell are you doing? 135 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,386 It's just a habit. 136 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,389 Well, stop it, alright? You're gonna be bald. 137 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,224 It's obsessive compulsive. 138 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,893 I'm gonna head upstairs. 139 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,478 Don't go on account of me. 140 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,605 I have that poly-sci paper anyway. 141 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,411 Please, don't be mad. 142 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,829 I'm not mad. 143 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,082 It's just you're really moody, you know? 144 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,795 I think I miss my ferrets. 145 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,839 You gotta snap out of this, Caitlin. 146 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,383 Maybe you need to talk to somebody. 147 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,552 Yeah, well, I'm already taking those buspar pills. 148 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,220 Well, maybe that's not enough. 149 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,142 Where are you going? 150 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,935 To the library. 151 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,619 See you later. 152 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,915 I'm sure coming here has been a culture shock for her. 153 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:05,253 I mean, for us, L.A., New Jersey, 154 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,006 we're kind of used to the mean streets, you know? 155 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,594 Someone like Caitlin from bartlesville, Oklahoma... 156 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,346 New York's probably a little 157 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,057 ovennhelming. 158 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,560 Maybe we should try and be patient with her. 159 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,356 What? 160 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,317 Nothing. 161 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,402 You're sweet. 162 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,572 Most guys wouldn't even give a shit. 163 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,741 Well... 164 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,243 I'm not most guys. 165 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,934 Do you have a condom? 166 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,104 Are you okay? 167 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,732 Yeah. 168 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,968 A.j., call Lindsey blundetto. 169 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,761 Hi. 170 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,012 Hey, what are you doing home? Don't you have class? 171 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,433 It's Friday, only in the mornings. 172 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,812 I got a postcard from the dentist. 173 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,355 It's time to schedule a cleaning. 174 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,773 God, I just went. 175 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,859 Smells great, what is that? 176 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,236 It's a bundt cake for a.J.'S fund raiser. 177 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,988 Nice shoes. 178 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,656 Is daddy home? 179 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,700 He's upstairs. 180 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,286 What's with you, you seem... 181 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,454 What? 182 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,122 Nothing, I don't know. 183 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,374 Hey, you know what I read? 184 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,727 They're making a movie with Eloise. 185 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,043 Oh, really, that should be cute. 186 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,244 It's supposed to come out around Christmas or something. 187 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,506 Remember at the Plaza that time? 188 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,258 That kid who kept calling her heloise 189 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,736 and I almost got in a fight with her? 190 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,094 Yes, that little Spanish girl. 191 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,596 She was so annoying. 192 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,240 I can't believe you even remember that. 193 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,491 You were like, nine or something. 194 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,515 Hey. 195 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,185 Hello. 196 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,606 Anyway, so, when it opens, we are so there, you and me. 197 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:15,276 I know you're excited to see me, but try to control yourself. 198 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,695 So... 199 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,113 How is school, what's new? 200 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,365 Caitlin's still a pain. 201 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075 She cries over like, everything. 202 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,035 She probably misses her family, the poor thing. 203 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,578 Thank god for Noah, though. 204 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,303 He's the only one that can calm her down. 205 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,540 She started pulling her hair out last night 206 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,959 'cause she saw a scary movie. 207 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,252 She does it all the time now. 208 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,670 Her scalp is like, all raw. 209 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,796 Oh, my god. 210 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,298 Nothing a straight jacket wouldn't cure. 211 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,550 Sorry, I forgot, it's Mr. Sensitivity 212 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,386 who doesn't have any problems of his own. 213 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,511 I'm agreeing with you. 214 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,846 Like you have a clue. 215 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,018 Jesus Christ, what the fuck already?! 216 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,729 Cut her some slack, Tony, she's under a lot of strain. 217 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,314 And you did start this. 218 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,440 Did you see? 219 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,359 How I didn't rise to the bait? 220 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,860 The mulignan? 221 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,279 A lot of good it did me. 222 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,571 Does anybody! 223 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,534 It's still going on! 224 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,458 ( Rock song playing ) 225 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,724 (Knocking ) 226 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,977 Whoa, you're on the Poles tonight, honey. 227 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,645 Why the hell's mandee in? 228 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,981 Vip work, vip prices. 229 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,276 It's 50 bucks to me, plus a blowjob later on. 230 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,988 You know you're gonna make at least half a g m there. 231 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,326 (Rock music continues to play) 232 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,664 Oh, look at that. 233 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,417 It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss center. 234 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,960 Before... 235 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,545 And way before. 236 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,672 This guy ever stop breaking balls? 237 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,716 Hear what I said, ton'? 238 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,760 They're like an ad for a weight loss center. 239 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,636 Before and after. 240 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,597 Come here. 241 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,474 I want to show you where the horse bit me. 242 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,183 Hi, Tony. 243 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,392 Hey. 244 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,856 Look at this vision. 245 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,442 How you doing, sweetheart? 246 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,987 Hey, Ralph. 247 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,282 I have come to reclaim Rome... 248 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,910 - For my people. - How you doing? 249 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:35,416 I have come to reclaim Rome for my people! 250 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,836 I don't get it, what do you mean? 251 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,089 Fucking "gladiator", ya fuck! 252 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,673 Oh, the movie. 253 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,799 I didn't see it. 254 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,093 You're an asshole then. 255 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,136 Ho, ho, ho. 256 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,639 What do we have here? 257 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,891 What is this, a handsome contest? 258 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,225 Ralphie. 259 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,227 Yo... 260 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,520 Behave you. 261 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,646 Hey... 262 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,690 Hey, baby, I was wondering where you were. 263 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,734 Oh, oh, oh, fucking kiss me! 264 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,903 How many cocks you suck tonight? 265 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,363 Go on. 266 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,448 Get me a drink. 267 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,284 Skipper! 268 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,954 Where's Tony? 269 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,916 Getting his weasel greased. 270 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,875 Oh, your kid brother's here. 271 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:19,876 Ralphie. 272 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,379 Word to the wise. 273 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,298 I'm just fuckin' around, breakin' balls. 274 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,715 Yo. 275 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,760 I got a cousin who's a fag. 276 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:30,847 Oh! 277 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:31,972 Fucko! 278 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,392 This weekend... 279 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,561 Get the video. 280 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,938 There'll be a quiz next week. 281 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,860 They're gonna find this piece of shit in the trunk someday. 282 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,528 We are all dead men, 283 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,947 as Russell Crowe said, ahh... 284 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,032 Hey, c'mon. 285 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,534 All we can do... 286 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,035 Is choose... 287 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,787 How we die! 288 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,582 That fucking hurts! 289 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040 Nah, 290 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,835 all that fat? 291 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,837 He's out of control, this oobatz. 292 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,256 Hey, Ralph. 293 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,968 C'mon, man. 294 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,428 ( Clicking tongue ) 295 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,221 Alright, c'mon. 296 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,973 Put it down, ralphie, c'mon. 297 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,766 I am father... 298 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,685 To a murdered... 299 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,312 Son, husband. 300 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,104 Ralphie! 301 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,272 Murdered wife. 302 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,567 ( Muffled arguing ) 303 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,528 My vengeance. 304 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,404 ( Female screaming ) 305 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,906 Jesus Christ! 306 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,033 Goddamnit! 307 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,242 ( Male ) Ralphie! 308 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,326 C'mon! 309 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,204 ( Male ) The fuck you doing?! 310 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,290 My fucking eye, I'm blind, I'm blind! 311 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,958 The fuck's the matter with you? 312 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,543 What are you, hopped up on something? 313 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,920 It was an accident. 314 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,716 What did you do? 315 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,510 Nothing, we were fucking around. 316 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,304 It was an accident, stop being such a crybaby. 317 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,823 Take him to the emergency room. 318 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,473 What? 319 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,724 Just take him. 320 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,852 C'mon, pussy boy. 321 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,233 Fucking stunad, this guy. 322 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,403 Did you like the bread? 323 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,154 What? 324 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,323 The datenut bread. 325 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,407 I have recipes... 326 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,952 Hey, sweetheart, not now, alright? 327 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,966 I was up all night. 328 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,425 You could've called or something. 329 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,761 Sorry, I didn't realize I needed your permission 330 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,555 to visit my house. 331 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,473 I'm sorry. 332 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,225 It's just... 333 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,019 I kept having this image of you in the hospital 334 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,688 with your throat cut. 335 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,523 I appreciate your concern, 336 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,193 but maybe you should focus on your own problems, okay? 337 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,529 You know, there was this thing on TV once 338 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,489 about that pilot, Charles Lindbergh, 339 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,576 and about how his baby was kidnapped and killed... 340 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,869 Jesus Christ, already! 341 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,580 Don't go. 342 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,914 I'm going to Noah's. 343 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,625 Well, at least you have a boyfriend! 344 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,794 (Door slamming) 345 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,425 Now she's got me all wound up. 346 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,884 Put her out of your mind. 347 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,469 Duh, if I could do that. 348 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,599 Maybe we should find her a guy. 349 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,350 Don't you have any friends? 350 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,520 Do you really think I'd subject one of my friends to Caitlin? 351 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,691 I have an idea. 352 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,693 I think her birthday's coming up. 353 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,278 Why don't we take her out, 354 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,988 like to celebrate? 355 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,032 You mean like to live bait? 356 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,118 Get her drunk, maybe it'll cheer her up. 357 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,704 Please, she's bad enough sober. 358 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,708 I bet I know what would cheer you up. 359 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,085 Oh, yeah? 360 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,754 What? 361 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,220 Go to the fuse box. 362 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,598 In the cellar, Janice. 363 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,352 So, call the gas company, what do you want from me?! 364 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,772 You chose to live there, remember! 365 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,320 Well? 366 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,946 What do you think? 367 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,156 About what? 368 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,908 What am I looking at? 369 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,035 My teeth, I got braces. 370 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,662 What do you want, a parade? 371 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,745 Oh! 372 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,331 What did I tell you about fraternizing? 373 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,416 I'm not, I was just showing Tony my braces. 374 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,458 Yeah? 375 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,127 I didn't shell out three crackers 376 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,046 for you to be modeling your teeth. 377 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,339 Get to work. 378 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,341 C'mon. 379 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,259 Anything else? 380 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,352 Ralphie's the one sticking her, 381 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,104 why don't he pay for her teeth? 382 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,814 It's a loan, I'm juicing her. 383 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,441 Usually it's fake tits they want. 384 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,236 Yeah, well, she don't need those, that's for sure. 385 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,697 That kid's a thoroughbred. 386 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,615 But, madonn', those choppers. 387 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,535 A fucking train wreck. 388 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,547 Well, happy birthday to us all. 389 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,590 That was a barrel of monkeys. 390 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,426 That guy Jeff kept staring at me. 391 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,635 What do you think? 392 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,053 You want to check out "smokes”? 393 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,097 I'm a little tired, you know? 394 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,765 Yeah, yeah, right. 395 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,475 It is getting a little late. 396 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,602 Oh, my god. 397 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,439 That is so sad. 398 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,399 The chairs, the pears, the bears, 399 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,151 the social security cards. 400 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,861 C'mon, Caitlin. 401 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,280 We should give her some money. 402 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,824 Caitlin! 403 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,367 Excuse me, miss. 404 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,577 Miss! 405 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,996 Miss! 406 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,708 Oh, my god! 407 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,003 Not bad, Chrissy. 408 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,212 Decent week. 409 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,422 Not bad? 410 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,673 I'm running ragged here. 411 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,258 If I wanted to work 18 hours a day, 412 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,676 I could get a job at Denny's. 413 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,971 Like they'd fucking hire him. 414 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,724 What, are you crying? 415 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,142 Keep it up... 416 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,144 I'll give you something to cry about. 417 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,319 Watch the braces, honey. 418 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:24,992 God, it was so horrible. 419 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,994 It's over, Caitlin, okay? 420 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,288 How can you be so callous? 421 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,458 That was the most horrific thing ever. 422 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,753 It was a homeless woman with "the daily news" up her butt. 423 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:41,300 Every time I close my eyes, I just keep seeing her. 424 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,177 Oh, my god. 425 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,513 Caitlin, why don't we go over to the health center? 426 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,722 They'll help you. 427 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,492 They'll give you something to calm down at least. 428 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,516 No. 429 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,852 No more drugs. 430 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,190 Caitlin, don't start drinking, c'mon. 431 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,569 Listen... 432 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,948 I have to get up really early tomorrow. 433 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,367 Josh is on the red eye from la. And... 434 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,453 My friend, Josh, from crossroads high school, I didn't tell you? 435 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,830 No. 436 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,165 Sorry, I thought I did. 437 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,417 Anyway, he's coming in and we're gonna head up 438 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,253 and see his brother at Hampshire. 439 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,675 Try and get some rest, okay? 440 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,940 Where do you think she sleeps at night? 441 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,112 (Knocking ) 442 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,782 Hi. 443 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,618 When did you come in? 444 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,036 Just now. 445 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,747 Sorry, were you sleeping? 446 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,216 It's a good thing we're paying for that dorm room. 447 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,427 It's Caitlin again, I can't sleep there. 448 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,554 Forget about studying. 449 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,599 Like you were studying at two A.M. 450 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,476 Noah and I took her out for her birthday. 451 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,936 She's all depressed to begin with 452 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,414 and then she starts having conniptions 453 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:20,566 over this homeless lady in the street. 454 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,489 And how are things with Noah? 455 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,494 He's going up to Hampshire college with his friend from la. 456 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:35,372 He said he told me about it, but I know he didn't. 457 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,875 Don't you think that's weird that he would just do that? 458 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,002 I don't know, I don't really know him. 459 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,670 And his friend, Josh, I mean... 460 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,422 I guess he's okay. 461 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,091 So, you two are still dating then? 462 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,426 Is that a problem? 463 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,180 You started this conversation. 464 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,143 The hygienist from Dr. Maceras called. 465 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,811 You never scheduled your appointment. 466 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,189 I'm sorry, I forgot, I'll do it. 467 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,277 And Jackie Jr. says hello. 468 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,408 Noah's great, but he can be odd, you know? 469 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:12,576 It's like... 470 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,870 One minute he's all affectionate and then the next, 471 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,081 he's like a totally different person. 472 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,880 Meadow, are you in love with this boy? 473 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,675 I don't know. 474 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,260 I guess so. 475 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,098 At this point, I better be. 476 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,768 At what point, what does that mean? 477 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:41,313 Sorry, but we are so not having that conversation. 478 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:04,961 Tony? 479 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,588 You have a second? 480 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,883 I know you said we can't be friends, 481 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,969 but there's no one else I can talk to. 482 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,807 I'm pregnant. 483 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:18,642 It's ralphie's. 484 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,644 Congratulations. 485 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,067 I don't know what to do. 486 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,736 He acts like he doesn't give a shit. 487 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,529 Did you ever think he's not acting? 488 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,281 Well, what should I do, should I keep it? 489 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,366 I don't get involved in affairs of the heart. 490 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,160 But if I have it... 491 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,037 You think he'll help me support it? 492 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,456 Oh, sure, it'll be father knows best over there. 493 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,588 Look, you want my advice? 494 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,341 You already got one kid. 495 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,719 Problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, 496 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,137 whatever the fuck you were doing. 497 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,906 I got help for that, I had a lot of repressed anger. 498 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,807 The county social worker says it all goes back 499 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,851 to my mom and holding my hand on the stove... 500 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,352 Whatever, okay? 501 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,938 Your age, your situation, 502 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,900 you need another kid like you need a fucking hole in the head. 503 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,111 You're young, still got your figure, you're making money. 504 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,447 So, you think I should get an abortion? 505 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,908 Believe me, with ralphie as the father, 506 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,994 you'll be doing this kid and the next three generations a favor. 507 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,586 Hey, urban outfitters is having a sale. 508 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,630 We're out of syrup. 509 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,465 'Cause you use a whole gallon at a time. 510 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,132 Shut up. 511 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:32,841 A.j. 512 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:33,717 You wanna go? 513 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:34,927 What do you need, shoes? 514 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,220 Shoes, some new tops. 515 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,387 I need undennear. 516 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,597 So, you wanna go or not? 517 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,307 I put your whites in at 10:30. 518 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,829 I need to wait until the dryer's free. 519 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,060 Let Lilliana do it. 520 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:43,894 Lilliana's off. 521 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,979 It's gonna be a zoo by the time we get there. 522 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,662 (Knocking ) 523 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,919 Meadow here? 524 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,963 She paged me, she's at her parents. 525 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,256 Oh. 526 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,883 Want to hang out? 527 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,969 I'm writing my paper. 528 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,263 You mind if I just sit and study then? 529 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,807 I'm fine, really, it's just... 530 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,476 You know, it's creepy up there alone. 531 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,895 Um... 532 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,439 Alright. 533 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,534 (Rock music playing) 534 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,127 What are we, shon? 535 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,587 Who we missing? 536 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,088 Tracee. 537 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,924 Left sick on Saturday, haven't seen her since. 538 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,634 For three days?! 539 00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,928 Fucking twat. 540 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,824 I talked to my mom. 541 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,452 And she wants me to go to Vermont this weekend. 542 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,411 For what? 543 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,996 Friends of my dad's. 544 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,789 Paul and irione Dudley. 545 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,001 Paul's a psychiatry professor at dartmouth medical school 546 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,046 and they have a horse farm and ride and talk. 547 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,465 Paul's very inspiring. 548 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:38,800 Sounds good. 549 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,221 I just feel better already. 550 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,723 Irione is an amazing cook. 551 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,934 Now, if I just don't get freaked out 552 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,810 by the sound of the pine trees at night. 553 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,604 I'm going to Noah's. 554 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,987 This moltisanti kid, he's got his head up his ass. 555 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,408 This is a great gladiator movie? 556 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,328 Look at kirk Douglas' fucking hair. 557 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:10,040 They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome! 558 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,335 What do you want to drink, baby? 559 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,920 Get me a fresca. 560 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,096 C-fucking-minus and it's all her fault. 561 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,307 You know, six hours I'm trying to work and she just won't stop. 562 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,474 Tell me about it. 563 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,685 The questions, the whining, 564 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,228 the crazy goddamn nonsense. 565 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,897 She starts crying about her economics class. 566 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,650 She doesn't get it, so I give her my notes from last year. 567 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,569 I'm talking primo. Notes, I got an "a" 568 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,071 but even that's a problem. 569 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,572 She doesn't understand my writing. 570 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,325 "What does this word mean? Blah, blah, blah, blah." 571 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,411 Nothing's ever enough with her. 572 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,996 I mean, I know I'm the ra. 573 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,957 But technically she's not even on my floor. 574 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,418 C-minus. 575 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,254 Really beautiful, Noah. 576 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,131 It's not that bad, okay? 577 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,885 I want options when I graduate, Meadow. 578 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,263 I'm going to law school in two short years. 579 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,515 A c-minus is fucked for me. 580 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:13,395 It's early in the semester, you'll make it up. 581 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,663 Is that alright, honey? 582 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,248 Fine. 583 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,212 You know I take care of you, right? 584 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,798 You, Danny, 585 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,592 our gorgeous little baby. 586 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:44,718 (Knocking ) 587 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,011 Who's that? 588 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,263 How the fuck should I know? 589 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,057 Ralphie, open up! 590 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,769 Ah, shit. 591 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,562 (Pounding on door) 592 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,273 Ralphie! 593 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,866 Where's tracee? 594 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,409 She's busy. 595 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:10,994 Hey, sill. 596 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:12,287 Put your shoes on! 597 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,955 Oh, what'd I say? 598 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,874 I don't know, what'd you fuckin' say? 599 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,001 Three days she missed work. 600 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,379 I've been sick, sil. 601 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,546 Oh, yeah? 602 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,131 I called your house. 603 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,651 Your mother says you haven't been there for two days either. 604 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,552 I was here, Ralph's taking care of me. 605 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,888 You got a little kid at home! 606 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,265 Her mother's watching him! 607 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,184 Mind your fucking business, Ralph! 608 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,787 Oh, where do you get the balls to come here? 609 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,353 Three grand this cunt's into me, 610 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:40,607 and where do I get my fucking balls?! 611 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,946 Go on, get out of here. 612 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,031 Let's go! 613 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,664 What's the matter with you, huh?! 614 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,582 You know how many girls would kill 615 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,875 for the opportunity you've got? 616 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,168 What, working for you? 617 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,628 Oh, go ahead, keep it up. 618 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,796 Give me a break, 619 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,256 in two seconds I could get a job at any other... 620 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,467 Listen to me, you little boochiac'. 621 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,344 Until you pay what you owe, 622 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,346 that shaved twat of yours belongs to me! 623 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,722 You understand?! 624 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,559 I asked you a question. 625 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,145 Yeah, now, get in the car. 626 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,987 (Laughing) 627 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,366 And then I go to pour the milk and the carton is empty. 628 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,286 I keep telling you, it's not me, it's a.J. 629 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,412 Nice try, mister. 630 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,955 How about the football trance? 631 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,374 I swear to god, we can have an entire conversation, 632 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,294 but if that TV's on, he's not hearing a word I'm saying. 633 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:43,753 One time this happened. 634 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,255 Forget it, gab, 635 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,941 you might as well be talkin' to the furniture. 636 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,634 Well, that's because men have the attention span of children. 637 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,470 Sorry, honey, what'd you say? 638 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,557 This cake, Rosalie. 639 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,517 Really, ro, delicious. 640 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,685 The whole meal. 641 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:01,271 I'm glad we could reciprocate. 642 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,651 Hey, college boy, how's school? 643 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,069 Good, you know. 644 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:09,821 Crackin' the books. 645 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,239 Almost Dean's list. 646 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,657 What's this, almost? 647 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,035 Give me his name, no more almost. 648 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,038 I'm going out. 649 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,706 I'll probably end up staying at Bobby's. 650 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:21,082 No drinking and driving. 651 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,792 C'mon, he knows better than that. 652 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,085 Right, tough guy? 653 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,795 Yeah, whatever you say, Ralph. 654 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,047 Get lost. 655 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,757 Enjoy your youth. 656 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,426 I'm gonna kill you. 657 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,720 Why didn't you tell me this place was so fancy? 658 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,014 Calm down, it's just my father. 659 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,642 Believe me, it'll be nothing compared to meeting your dad. 660 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:43,688 There he is. 661 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:44,772 Hey. 662 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,317 Hey, dad. 663 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,569 Meadow. 664 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,904 This is my father, len. 665 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:51,696 Hello. 666 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,907 Len Tannenbaum, please sit. 667 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:57,786 How was the flight? 668 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,706 Aside from Tim daly chewing my ear for an hour, 669 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:02,790 it was wonderful. 670 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,668 The guy from "wings", you know him? 671 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,294 He did his deal for "fugitive". 672 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,296 Usually I enjoy la. To New York. 673 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:09,839 Five hours without interruptions, 674 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,967 it's the only time I get to do some real work. 675 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,218 Unbelievable. 676 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,511 He flies first class, 677 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,805 personal DVD player with any movie he wants 678 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,306 never even opens the case. 679 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:19,784 Bad enough representing these people, 680 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,602 I have to suffer through their movies too? 681 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:27,023 God, it must be so exciting being an entertainment lawyer. 682 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,984 Get to meet all the celebrities. 683 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,986 It beats working for a living. 684 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,779 He's in town to meet with dick wolf. 685 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,072 The sportscaster? 686 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,991 Actually, he's a TV producer. 687 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,076 "Special victims unit, law and order". 688 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,202 "New York undercover". 689 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,787 I used to love that show. 690 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:43,123 Good evening, may I offer you a cocktail before dinner? 691 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,333 Guys, are we drinking wine? 692 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:50,589 Clos pegase, the '94 if you've got. 693 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:58,597 So, Meadow, what business is your father in? 694 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:03,143 Actually, um, he's in waste management. 695 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,979 Ah, toxic chemicals, medical waste, 696 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,314 that sort of thing? 697 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:10,191 Yeah, sort of, environmental cleanup. 698 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:21,369 Let's give a big bada bing welcome to tracee. 699 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,476 Hey, that guy cut the line. 700 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,025 What's the matter? 701 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:55,528 I told Caitlin if we went to the movies I'd call her. 702 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,156 I'm starting to feel bad. 703 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,617 I stopped feeling bad the second I saw that grade. 704 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,829 Did I tell you my father's filing a restraining order against her? 705 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,414 What? 706 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,168 You're kidding, right? 707 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,087 You obviously don't know my father. 708 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:15,632 He totally freaked when he heard about the c-minus. 709 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,510 Well, I mean... 710 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,554 Couldn't you try talking to her first? 711 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,390 At this point? 712 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,393 She thinks we're her friends. 713 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,977 Well, you have to set limits. 714 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,562 The girl was ruining our lives. 715 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,315 Think about it, we couldn't do anything without her horning in. 716 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:36,111 We certainly couldn't take her to see this. 717 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,710 Mrs. Custer grabs the artist, 718 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,876 "oh! 719 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,879 "I tell you I want a painting 720 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:57,173 "commemorating my husband's last thoughts, 721 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:01,136 you give me cows with halos and Indians making love?” 722 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,805 "Mrs. Custer," he says. 723 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:07,684 "Those are your husband's last thoughts." 724 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:11,062 "Holy cow, 725 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,899 look at all those fucking Indians." 726 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,651 (Laughing) 727 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,781 Oh, what, not even a hello? 728 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,700 Fuck you, asshole. 729 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,369 Oh, that's nice, very nice. 730 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,330 That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends? 731 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,498 Yeah, right. 732 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,167 What man? 733 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,543 Oh, a double. 734 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,670 You tell him, sweetie. 735 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,464 I like this girl! 736 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,550 Women, women, women. 737 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,888 Why was I born handsome instead of rich? 738 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,681 (Door closing) 739 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:57,901 Leave me alone. 740 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,486 What's the matter with you? 741 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,571 What are you being like this for? 742 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,841 Fuck you, three days you don't call even to see how I am. 743 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,075 Baby, I'm busy, I gotta work. 744 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,495 How else am I gonna take care of you 745 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,789 when you're nine months pregnant? 746 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:13,917 You serious? 747 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,294 Of course I'm serious. 748 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:22,467 We'll get a little house... 749 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,428 In a cul-de-sac. 750 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,264 I know that guy who's a mortgage broker. 751 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,891 Really? 752 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:34,479 Ralphie, I love you. 753 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,856 I love you too, baby. 754 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,108 Hey... 755 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,070 If it's a boy... 756 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:45,031 We'll name him after me. 757 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,369 If it's a girl, we'll name it tracee after you. 758 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,789 This way she can grow up to be a cock sucking slob 759 00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:54,374 just like her mother. 760 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,711 Are you out of your fucking mind? 761 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,341 Guinea motherfucking piece of shit! 762 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,343 That's right, that's right, get it all out. 763 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,345 Get it all out, you little whore. 764 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,278 That make you feel good? 765 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,613 You feel like a man? 766 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,525 Look at you now. 767 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,003 Oh... 768 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,423 Give me a fucking drink. 769 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,592 What happened to you? 770 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,220 Tracee. 771 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,097 She slipped. 772 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,059 We were arguing, I don't know. 773 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,144 She fell. 774 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,364 Holy fucking shit. 775 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,493 Get a sheet, Chrissy, cover that up. 776 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,207 Where is he? 777 00:40:59,290 --> 00:40:59,999 Inside. 778 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,459 Go get him. 779 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,435 She fell? 780 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,728 That's my story. 781 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,063 You stupid motherfucker! 782 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,439 How fucking dare you! 783 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:24,857 Take it easy. 784 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:25,942 You don't think. 785 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,402 You disrespect this place. 786 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:30,738 That's the reason why you were passed the fuck over. 787 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,865 It's my fault she's a klutz? 788 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,751 Motherfucker! 789 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,255 Are you out of your fucking mind iayin' your hands on me?! 790 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,589 He's the boss of this family! 791 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:49,966 Shut the fuck up! 792 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,176 I'm a made guy! 793 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,347 Ton', we gotta get you out of here. 794 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:57,890 Is this place open? 795 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,017 No! 796 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,477 Get the fuck out of here, Ralph! 797 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,900 Keep that back door locked! 798 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,736 And get her the fuck out of here. 799 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:12,280 You got a rug, a piece of carpet? 800 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,700 Cocksucker was way out of line. 801 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,037 20 years old, this girl. 802 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,622 That too. 803 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:27,336 Let's go. 804 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,159 What? 805 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:01,996 I think we need to talk. 806 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,960 I think that maybe we've been seeing too much of each other. 807 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,046 And? 808 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,673 I don't know. 809 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,425 I mean... 810 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,722 I really like you, Meadow. 811 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:23,518 It's just... 812 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,523 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 813 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,485 Are you breaking up with me? 814 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,570 Are you really that surprised? 815 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,615 Why, I mean... 816 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,493 Things were going so good. 817 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,078 Look, honestly, 818 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,288 you're too negative. 819 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,707 It's like you have this underlying cynicism 820 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:47,749 about everything. 821 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,585 What are you talking about? 822 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,880 I really didn't want to get into this. 823 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:12,942 So... 824 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,027 Things are better then? 825 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,655 Since our first session? 826 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,373 Yes, I guess. 827 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,501 We seem to talk more easily. 828 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:40,094 Sometimes even painful sessions can break the log jam. 829 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,014 Yes. 830 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,269 And then this. 831 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,856 You're being particularly quiet today. 832 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,442 Sometimes I got nothing to say. 833 00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,363 Anthony. 834 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,073 Carmela is here. 835 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:05,786 She's giving up her time to talk about your panic attacks. 836 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,585 A young man who... 837 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,048 Worked for us... 838 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,092 Baronet sanitation, he... 839 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:23,262 He died. 840 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,555 Who? 841 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,015 Who? 842 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,351 You don't know him. 843 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,940 He died, that's all. 844 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,528 Work-related death. 845 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:47,954 It's sad when they go so young. 846 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,853 How was the dentist? 847 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,161 God, is there nothing to eat in this house?! 848 00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:50,182 Who knows, maybe she quit. 849 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,519 I heard she went outside with ralphie and never came back. 850 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:56,063 Do yourself a favor, keep what you hear to yourself. 851 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,857 Parties are usually Friday night. 852 00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,109 A lot of high rollers, a lot of big tips. 853 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,819 You want in the vip room? 854 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,655 It's 50 bucks to me plus a blowjob later on. 855 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:11,037 (Pop song playing)