1 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:46,023 Oh, Massachusetts! 2 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,532 Listen to this shit. 3 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,910 "The New Jersey council of Indian affairs has announced plans... 4 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,080 To disrupt Monday's Columbus day parade in Newark. 5 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:05,751 Council chairman del redclay, professor of cultural anthropology... 6 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,919 Stop blowing your nose. I wanna hear this. 7 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,714 Says council members and supporters will lie down... 8 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:15,886 In the path of Columbus day marchers, quote, 'in protest of Columbus' role... 9 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:19,222 In the genocide of america's native peoples, ' unquote. 10 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:23,185 To launch their protest, the native Americans and their sympathizers... 11 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,437 Plan to begin a deathwatch tomorrow... 12 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:28,857 Over the statue of Columbus in Christopher Columbus park." 13 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:32,778 Some fucking balls, badmouthing america, especially now. 14 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,572 I thought Columbus was the hero of america. 15 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,408 No. See, it's these Indians and the commie fucks. 16 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:42,704 They wanna paint Columbus as a slave trader instead of an explorer. 17 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,540 You gotta admit they did get massacred, the Indians. 18 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,377 It's not like we didn't give them shit to make up for it. 19 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,130 Land, reservations, and now they got the casinos. 20 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,925 What the fuck we ever get we didn't have to work for? 21 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,761 I wouldn't mind sitting on my ass, smoking mushrooms... 22 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,055 And collecting government checks. 23 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,060 You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. 24 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,396 It's anti-Italian discrimination. 25 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,817 Columbus day is a day of Italian pride. 26 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,945 It's our holiday, and they wanna take it away. 27 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,947 Fuck them. 28 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,074 But I never liked Columbus. 29 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,826 _hey! _why? 30 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:24,246 In napoli, a lot of people are not so happy for Columbus... 31 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,789 Because he was from genoa. 32 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,457 What's the problem with genoa? 33 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,335 The north of Italy always have the money and the power. 34 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,296 They punish the south since hundreds of years. 35 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,925 Even today, they put up their nose at us like we're peasants. 36 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,803 I hate the north. 37 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,555 Jesus, take it easy. 38 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,849 I'm gonna take action here. 39 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,990 Ro, gonna go to the church luncheon tomorrow? 40 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,951 It's on the subject of Italian-American women and pride. 41 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,495 - I guess because of Columbus day. - Who's the star? 42 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,497 A woman professor from montclair state. 43 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:11,042 - Father Phil says she's very good. - You should come, Adriana. 44 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,836 - Me? - Yeah, come with us. 45 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,130 In the bingo room at St. Peter and Paul's. 46 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,340 They have a series of luncheons every week. 47 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,635 The food is good, and the speakers have been fantastic. 48 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,515 Furio giunta just bought himself a little house in nutley. 49 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,019 - He is so gorgeous. - I'm surprised nobody's snapped him up. 50 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,354 - I think he should lose the ponytail. - You do? 51 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,149 - I think it looks great on him. - That's his trademark. 52 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:37,402 Sandi Fortunato says it looks like a dick coming out of his head. 53 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,989 And she pretends to be his friend. What a two-face. 54 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,077 How much money did you make today, slut? 55 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,079 Three hundred. 56 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,539 That's all, bitch? 57 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,583 I'm gonna put you back on the street, ho. 58 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,543 Make you work that ass. 59 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,254 Put me back on the street, baby, yeah. 60 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,049 Work that ass, you little cunt. 61 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,426 Yeah, you work it, baby. 62 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,888 Mama's little tramp. Mama's little whore. 63 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:08,183 - I'm gonna pimp you out, bitch. - Yeah. 64 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,646 I gotta get that. 65 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,900 Hello? 66 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,736 Oh, no, no. Hi, ro, how are you? 67 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,279 What? 68 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,199 I can't hear you too good. 69 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,619 It must be your cell phone. You in the car? 70 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,038 Oh, no, no. I'm coming home. 71 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,289 Yeah. 72 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,708 No, chicken's great. 73 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,547 No. Yeah, me too. 74 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,881 Bye. 75 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,598 God, we're so naughty. 76 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,227 How can we do this with r0 on the phone? 77 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,062 What? 78 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,899 We're so wacky. 79 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,318 No regard for nothing, huh? 80 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,196 All right. 81 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:12,289 - Operator. - Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call. 82 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,583 Area code 917... 83 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:22,090 - Speak. - Collect call from Mr. Walters. 84 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,467 Okay, I'll take it, operator. 85 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,304 - How you doing? - You know. 86 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,638 Thanks for the stamps. 87 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,099 - How you getting on? - I feel old. 88 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,310 Hey. 89 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,477 Listen, John... 90 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:38,773 I just want to say, I hope your feelings weren't hurt too bad... 91 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,984 And that it never got back to the missus. 92 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,280 - What the fuck you talking about? - You didn't hear the joke about Ginny? 93 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,033 Never mind. Let it die a death. 94 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,492 What joke? 95 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,621 John, you're better off not hearing it. 96 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,166 - Trust me. - Fuck that! I demand you tell me, Paulie. 97 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,170 John, you got more laborers on the job site than we got carpenters. 98 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,880 What's the problem? 99 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:05,300 The problem is the carpenters are carrying sheetrock and materials. 100 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,720 - So we ain't getting what we expected. - Minimally expected. 101 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,805 Hire more laborers off the books. 102 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,515 Nobody's talking to you! 103 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,143 All right, Jesus. 104 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,068 Sixty-five, 35. 105 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,986 Salute. 106 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,698 Johnny, you explain the other thing I wanted to talk about. 107 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,034 Sure. Tony, it's come to our attention... 108 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,745 You bought property around frelinghuysen Avenue. 109 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,581 - And turned it in a week. - So? 110 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,542 You did it with inside knowledge from Ron zellman. 111 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,380 Come to your attention from where? 112 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,715 That property's hot because of the esplanade. 113 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,551 We share the esplanade. We share zellman. 114 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,721 If the soprano family's gonna benefit from a thing... 115 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,516 Carmine feels we should have too. 116 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,941 Okay, we'll work something out. 117 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:05,943 Salute. 118 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:12,075 I've been your doctor for 30 years, and you still hate the thermometer. 119 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,036 Tony, furio's here! 120 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,206 Thank you for bringing those strufoli, I love those. 121 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,460 Here's a few long-term bonds I find effective. 122 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,922 Wouldn't it be great if the person you trust most was your broker? 123 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,925 - Let's look at your allocation. - We give advice that's objective... 124 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,261 Uncomplicated and not driven by commission. 125 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,763 Call 1-800-7-schwab to set up a consultation... 126 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,934 - To check the health of your portfolio. - And lay off the junk bonds. 127 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:45,775 - I got pictures of my new house. - Oh, let me see! 128 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,947 Welcome back. We're here today with our guest, Dr. Del redclay... 129 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,075 Who's a professor of anthropology at rutgers university... 130 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,494 And spokesman for the anti-Columbus protest. 131 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,456 - Oh, my god. - And also Mr. Phillip I. Di notti... 132 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,999 It's lovely, fur. 133 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:05,670 President of the coalition of Italian- American anti-defamation organizations. 134 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,088 Okay. 135 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,260 - This thing gets on my nerves. - Don't get me started. 136 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,805 Let's start with the idea of a parade for a genocidal colonial general. 137 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,849 A national holiday, no less. 138 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,143 Such festivities are deeply offensive to us. 139 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,644 These are broad charges. 140 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,979 All I know is... 141 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:26,357 Italian-Americans are extremely proud of Christopher Columbus. 142 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,818 Admiral of the ocean seas and a great Italian. 143 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,654 You know well of the compromise position we put forth. 144 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,116 Now, if you people wanna make it an Italian-pride parade... 145 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,826 We have no problem with that. 146 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,120 History does say Columbus discovered america. 147 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:42,332 The america that put your people in bondage for three centuries. 148 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,793 But every culture has had to bear the pain... 149 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,545 In the making of what I think we can all agree... 150 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,798 Is a startling economic miracle. 151 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,634 - We cured polio. - I have to agree with Phil. 152 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,427 - The right to vote. - Exactly. 153 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,931 Take my grandparents. Two simple people from sicily... 154 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,141 Who braved the perilous middle passage... 155 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,854 Middle passage? That's the term for the slave trade. 156 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:10,527 Montel, the Italian people in this country also have suffered discrimination. 157 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,153 Earth to Phil. 158 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,865 We're talking 300 years of slavery here. 159 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,494 Enough. 160 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,753 You okay, Tony? You look a little moosha-moosh. 161 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,549 Uncle jun's trial starts today. 162 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,760 First soprano famin trial in 16 years. 163 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,887 We should go. 164 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,889 The guy's gonna be at the other place. 165 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,976 Thank you for the cookies. 166 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,729 And congratulations on that house. 167 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,023 Oh, and I like the kitchen. 168 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,609 - Take a strufoli. - No. 169 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,787 Be seated. 170 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,082 Next case on the calendar: 171 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,752 United States of America v. Corrado John soprano, et al. 172 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,088 Any applications before I bring in the jury? 173 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,590 No, your honor. 174 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,801 These telephone charges on your last bill? 175 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,470 Costs me 40 bucks every time you pick up the phone. 176 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,139 I can't... 177 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,814 Twenty-three hundred eighty dollars last month alone. 178 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,066 I'm going to give you some instructions... 179 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,987 And explain the process by which we will try this case. 180 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,822 The first order of business... 181 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:42,744 Looking out at this audience of proud, strong, beautiful women... 182 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,664 How far we have come in this American journey. 183 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,418 Look how we've both preserved the tradition of our ancestors... 184 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:56,132 And managed to become new Italian-American women. 185 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,968 Such flair we have added to our image. 186 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,931 And yet america still sees us... 187 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,476 As pizza-makers and mama leones. 188 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:10,688 Well, it is your job, ladies, to spread the word. 189 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,983 Our grandmothers may have been dressed in black... 190 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,153 But we're in moschino and Armani. 191 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:23,159 For those who say Italian-Americans eat smelly cheese... 192 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,119 And sip cold wine... 193 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:31,709 Tell them we're from the land of aromatic asiago and supple barolo. 194 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,340 If they say spaghetti and meatballs... 195 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:42,512 You tell them orecchiette with broccoli raab. 196 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,641 If they say John gotti... 197 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,978 You tell them Rudolph giuliani. 198 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:57,193 A Princeton study showed that 74 percent of Americans... 199 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:02,240 Associated Italian-Americans with organized crime. 200 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,909 Why would they do this? 201 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,246 Because of the way the media depict us. 202 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,542 Again, it is ourjob to make sure people know... 203 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,753 The other side of Italian-American culture... 204 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,882 The educated, wage-earning, law-abiding side. 205 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,678 Because isn't that who we truly are? 206 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,687 Thank you. 207 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,566 Thank you, professor Murphy... 208 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,360 Or should I call you professor longo-Murphy? 209 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,363 "Longo" as you don't call me late for dinner. 210 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,908 Small point. Didn't I read about a more recent study... 211 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,120 At fairleigh-Dickinson that found the opposite was true? 212 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:55,084 That the great majority of Americans recognize these are fictional portrayals? 213 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,922 We're still looking at the sample selection criteria used in that study. 214 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:04,093 Well, thanks for an excellent talk. 215 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,265 And thank you all for attending today. 216 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,226 Don't miss professor Murphy's new book: 217 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,731 Strega: The sorceress as imago figure in Italian literature. 218 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,985 And stick around for coffee and dessert... 219 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,238 Courtesy of cocuzzo's pastry shop. 220 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,454 I'll say it. That was totally uncalled-for. 221 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:35,958 - Father is forgetting who his friends are. - It was outrageous. I'm shocked. 222 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,419 Everyone's entitled to their opinion. 223 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,297 How dare he? After all you've done for this parish. 224 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,841 What are you gonna do? 225 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,472 Well, I'm gonna cut him a new one. 226 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,482 Gab, buongiorno. Vieni qua. 227 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,859 Father, I don't know what to say I'm so upset. 228 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,153 - Why? What's wrong? - What's wrong? 229 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,823 Carmela is one of your biggest supporters and friends. 230 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,826 How dare you let her suffer humiliation and embarrassment... 231 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,536 At the hands of an outsider? 232 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,956 - I don't know what you mean. - Oh, you know exactly what I mean. 233 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,334 Because of her husband's high profile in the waste industry... 234 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,295 Carmela's the one who bears the brunt of these insults. 235 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,673 But there were many of us who were offended. 236 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,800 I am sorry. 237 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,301 This is an open forum. 238 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,345 You did hear me bring up that new study. 239 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,472 If that's your idea of a good speaker... 240 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,059 I suggest you think about who really keeps this parish alive... 241 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,812 Year after year. 242 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,698 The sight of your cities pain the eyes of the red man. 243 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,534 A man in your cities is numb to the stench... 244 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,413 - Go back to your reservation! - Mussolini was Hitler's bitch! 245 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,790 Go back! 246 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,549 In the words of chief Seattle: 247 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,427 "For the last red man shall have perished... 248 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,388 And the memory of my tribe... 249 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,891 Shall have become a myth among the white man." 250 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,895 Take your Tom-Toms and get out of here, you son of a bitch of a bastard! 251 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,022 "These shores, these woods. 252 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,317 The highway will swarm with the invisible dead of our people! 253 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,235 The white man will never be alone!" 254 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,238 This is Newark, baby, we don't play that shit! 255 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,074 And that better not be Columbus! 256 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,827 - Take it down! - He's going to burn... 257 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,747 - The way our ancestors did! - Go sit down, cupcake! 258 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,457 We're not taking anything down! 259 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,584 I'm gonna fucking hang you up there! 260 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,132 Hey, break it up! Break it up! 261 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,926 Break it up! 262 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,053 Hey! Hey! We will make arrests! 263 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,889 - What the fuck is this, Joey? - They got a permit, sil. 264 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,933 Everybody, come on, let's go! 265 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,602 - Everybody! - I'll remember this, Joey. 266 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,398 - Get away from there! - Hey! 267 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,235 Come on, come on. You too. 268 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,448 - Stay down! - Let me go! 269 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,452 All right, we gotta go. We gotta go. 270 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,831 Oh, shit. 271 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,418 Down with legislation! 272 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,302 What are you doing? This is a peaceful demonstration here. 273 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,931 Hey! Hey! Hey! 274 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,310 Hey! Everybody, get over here! 275 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,812 Get him out of here. 276 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,615 Orecchiette and broccoli raab, you know, the truth is that is northern. 277 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,119 Armani too. And Michelangelo. 278 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,331 What a coward that man is. He's always been a Lily-liver. 279 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,833 No, he's sweet. 280 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,919 - What'd he say? - He's all apologetic. I let him have it. 281 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,337 You did what you could. 282 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,715 I couldn't leave here without saying something. 283 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,217 I gotta go. I'm getting my new crown today. 284 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,469 - Bye-bye. - I'll see you tomorrow. 285 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:21,684 Karen, bring Bobby and the kids over for a cookout on Saturday. 286 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,367 - Hello? - It's me, dad. 287 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,078 - What's up, Bobby? - Mom tried to call you. 288 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,707 She wants you to pick up some steaks and eggplants before you come home. 289 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,917 She can't do it? 290 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,545 I'm stuck in traffic. Now I gotta go to the store? 291 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,839 She had to go get some crowns or something. 292 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:55,092 Your mother's a real pain in the you-know-what sometimes. 293 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,679 When she gets home, tell her I said thanks a lot. 294 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,892 If you can't find the recipe, I'll ask Angie. 295 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,978 No, it's around here somewhere. 296 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,398 Hello? 297 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,525 Hey, gab. 298 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,197 What? When? 299 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,450 Oh, my god. 300 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,785 Oh, no! 301 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,746 Oh, god, that's terrible. 302 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,416 Yeah. Okay. 303 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,254 What happened? 304 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,427 Karen had an accident on pompton Avenue. 305 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,305 She's dead. 306 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,932 Oh, carm. 307 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:01,117 I get home for dinner last night, Gabby's sitting there devastated. 308 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,662 I just saw Karen at shoprite last week. 309 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,289 You talking about Karen? 310 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,542 Gmmmd 311 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,254 this happened to this doctor I know. Oriental ran right into him. 312 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,756 What's Bobby gonna do? He adored that woman. 313 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,843 What you doing getting pinched when this family's on trial? 314 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,303 - I'm sorry, ton... - And you went down there too. 315 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,139 - No. - It was my idea. 316 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,432 What the fuck? 317 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,810 We got little Paulie in St. barnabas. Plus, we lost face down there. 318 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,355 This is something that hits home. I can't turn the other cheek on this. 319 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,567 I know, but we're running a business here. 320 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,446 Don't you all got something to do? 321 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:54,003 What's with you? I count on you to be the most level-headed guy I got. 322 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,380 My father was a knight of Columbus. 323 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,716 I'm an Italian-American, and I pay money... 324 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:03,012 To the Italian anti-defamation coordination council in bastia. 325 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,890 - We're the victims here. - Oh, you write a check too? 326 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,975 Ton, let's not forget. 327 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,977 It was a friend of ours, Joe Columbo... 328 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,314 Who founded the first Italian anti-defamation organization. 329 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,859 - You were still out of line. - You're right. 330 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,694 A hundred percent. 331 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,615 But? 332 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,368 Well, as your consiinere... 333 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,370 Since you ask... 334 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:33,876 I think the guys and myself too, we need your leadership on this. 335 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,505 All right. 336 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,175 All right, good. I understand you wanna do something, but use your brain. 337 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,887 Believe me, me and ralphie are working on a few things. 338 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,724 This battle's gonna be won on the PR. Level. 339 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,227 Hearts and minds. 340 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,563 They manipulate your image, Columbus... 341 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,274 You manipulate theirs. 342 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,360 All right. 343 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,710 - Who's calling, please? - Good morning, assemblyman. 344 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,170 Hey, what's up? 345 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,923 Know this protest with the Indians and Columbus day? 346 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,466 Yeah, I heard about it. 347 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,593 We need somebody to make it go away. 348 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,889 Oh, boy, that's a tough one, real hot potato. 349 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,224 Nobody wants to touch it. 350 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,102 We just want a peaceful parade like we've had for years... 351 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,980 With no interference. What's wrong with that? 352 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,233 It's the first amendment and it's native Americans. 353 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,569 Very sensitive stuff. 354 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,654 My hands are tied on this one. 355 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,573 - Sorry. - Yeah, fine. 356 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,616 I will be attending the parade as always. 357 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,952 You got my support there. 358 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,287 Wish that I could... 359 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:59,420 The last time that you dated a friend and colleague of your brother's... 360 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:03,465 He left you flat, disappeared into the witness protection program. 361 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,925 - I know. - Now... 362 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,344 Another man who works with your brother... 363 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:11,682 Unable to meet your basic needs for love and respect... 364 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,475 Involved with another woman. 365 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,812 Which brings me back to my childhood... 366 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,148 And my mother... 367 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,650 - And my father. - Now we're talking. 368 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:25,613 Where I had no love and no support. 369 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:29,491 And where I was shamed and ridiculed for being artistic. 370 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,119 In your relationship with these men... 371 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,039 You have replaced your father with your brother... 372 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:39,168 As a figure of authority that you need to prove something to. 373 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,836 You set up these scenarios... 374 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,964 With these men similar to your father and your brother... 375 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:49,637 Seeking your brother, I.E. Your father's, acceptance. 376 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,889 - The hell with them. - I know. 377 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,391 The work is to make new choices... 378 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,227 That have nothing to do with old patterns. 379 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,898 I want to, Sandy. I do. 380 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,525 God, give me the strength. 381 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,194 She will. 382 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:12,034 Your star-ledger interview conflicts with eye on New Jersey. 383 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,584 Del redclay, right? I knew it. 384 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,087 Yeah, I saw you on channel 21... No, don't get up. 385 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,423 I'm Henry caruso, pleased to meet you. 386 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,887 - Now, this lovely lady. - Maggie donner, I'm del's ta. 387 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,932 Yes. Yes, I can see that. 388 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:41,730 Well, I might as well get to the point. 389 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,696 I represent a group of concerned citizens who are... 390 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:52,741 Very upset about this protest you're spearheading. 391 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,118 No puns intended. 392 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,038 - Who do you represent? - Italians... 393 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,040 Here in New Jersey. 394 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,209 Good people. 395 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,586 Family people. 396 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,590 And they've asked me to tell you that it's not in your best interest... 397 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,384 To go through with this thing. 398 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:14,221 If you've come here to intimidate me, you don't know about Indian resolve. 399 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,932 Del, should I call security? 400 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,269 You remember this guy? 401 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,271 Iron eyes Cody, he was an actor. 402 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:26,066 Son of paleface, sitting bull. 403 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,239 Your fucking poster boy. 404 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:35,659 Part cherokee, part cree. 405 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,245 He wasn't even a fucking Indian. 406 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:42,499 Second-generation sicilian from Louisiana named espera decorti. 407 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:46,128 - Well, I think you better leave now. - The guy's a total fucking phony. 408 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,338 A total fugazy. 409 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,966 Even Jay silverheels knew it. 410 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,135 But he kept it quiet. 411 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,804 Well, we're not gonna. 412 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,307 You keep up your bullshit... 413 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,894 - We're gonna go wide with this thing. - Knock yourself out. 414 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,986 Jesus Christ, is this true? 415 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,614 This is a fucking disaster! 416 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,617 Chill out. You didn't know about this? 417 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,496 - It's been on access Hollywood, e! - This is a major p.R. Boner. 418 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:24,833 It's been researched. Cody was definitely native American, total environmentalist. 419 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:29,338 - Are you sure about this? - Look, del, I'm one-eighth Italian myself. 420 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,632 You are? You never told me that. 421 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,219 My great-great something-or-other was a pony soldier. 422 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:39,723 Well, actually, he was a violinist attached to 7th cavalry. 423 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,854 That is just one person's opinion, Anthony. 424 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,231 What, football again? 425 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,025 He's not gonna get hurt, he's a tough kid. 426 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,235 Jesus. 427 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,904 We're having a discussion about Christopher Columbus. 428 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,656 "They would make fine servants. 429 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:59,868 With 50 men, we could subgate them." 430 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,037 Subjugate. 431 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,582 "And make them do whatever we want." 432 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:09,169 - That doesn't sound like a slave trader? - George Washington had slaves. 433 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,880 - The father of our country. - Well, what's your point? 434 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,551 His history teacher, Mr. Cushman, is teaching your son... 435 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:18,554 That if Columbus was alive today, he would go on trial... 436 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,558 For crimes against humanity, like milosevic in, you know, Europe. 437 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:26,770 - Your teacher said that? - It's not just my teacher, it's the truth. 438 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,064 It's in my history book. 439 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,194 - You finally read a book and it's bullshit. - Tony. 440 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:39,074 You have to walk in Columbus' shoes to see what he went through. 441 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,910 People thought the world was flat, for crying out loud. 442 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:46,081 Then he lands on an island with savages on it. That took a lot of guts. 443 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:49,543 You remember when we went to Florida? The heat? And those bugs? 444 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,004 Like it took guts to murder people. 445 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,090 - He was a victim of his time. - Who cares? It's what he did. 446 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:58,635 He discovered america, is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. 447 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:03,223 And in this house Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story. 448 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,791 I should've known. 449 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,837 I should've known you needed me. 450 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,590 I should've been with you. 451 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,093 I should've been in your place. 452 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,096 My love. 453 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,057 My sweet love. 454 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,191 Are you okay? 455 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,954 How he loved her. 456 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,336 It's cross-town, 68th street. 457 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,675 You know what I heard one time? 458 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,678 Sil was on the phone. He was talking with somebody... 459 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,390 About how Bobby was the only one of them who doesn't have a goomar. 460 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,849 They were laughing at him. 461 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:32,396 - Who was he talking to on the phone? - I don't know. 462 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:38,986 I'll go first this time. I'll bring my eggplant parma over to Bobby's. 463 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,406 Actually, tomorrow is better for me. 464 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:50,497 Ginny, hi. We were just talking about who's gonna do what when. 465 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:54,001 I played canasta with herjust last week. 466 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,884 There he is. John, look... 467 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:07,431 I'm sorry I missed Allegra's nursing school graduation. Unforgivable. 468 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,850 But I made it up to her. 469 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,646 Stick it in your ass. 470 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,234 - Hey, count chocula... - What the fuck, John? 471 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:22,112 Keep him away from me. 472 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,574 - John, what's going on? - I don't wanna talk about it. 473 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,744 What's this? 474 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,913 I have no fucking idea. 475 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:36,084 But I got better shit to do. 476 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,385 You saw how it was with them at dinner the other night. 477 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,305 Something's going on. 478 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:54,394 Plus, out of nowhere, carmine's up my ass on the frelinghuysen Avenue bullshit. 479 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,438 Somebody's talking too much. 480 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:59,107 And it's costing me money. 481 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,736 Come on. 482 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,281 There's no release. 483 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:10,786 I'm surrounded by death. My husband, my son, my friend. 484 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:15,290 - I don't know what to tell you, ro. - There's pieces torn out of me. 485 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,292 Chunks of me that are dead. 486 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:20,462 And look at me. My youth, my looks, they're gone. 487 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,089 No. 488 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:25,425 That's from not taking care of yourself. 489 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,638 - Dwelling on all this stuff. - It's not stuff. 490 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:33,975 Do you have any idea what it feels like? 491 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,352 Do you? 492 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:39,147 It's not stuff. It's death, it's pain. 493 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:48,156 I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with this. 494 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,659 - I don't know. - You don't know what? 495 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,288 I don't think I can do this. 496 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,042 I don't think I can help you. 497 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:05,132 You need a lot right now and I don't think there's anything I can do. 498 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:09,136 You can be there for me, you can comfort me. 499 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,514 What about me? 500 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:16,184 - What do I get out of it? - There it is. Right there. 501 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,186 What do you get? 502 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:23,024 How about your every need taken care of. Sexually, everything. 503 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:26,278 All your shit! It's all about you, isn't it? 504 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,573 It's not all about me, but I mean... 505 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:32,868 - Let's be realistic. - Let's be realistic? 506 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,662 What? You wanna leave me? 507 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,501 Yeah. 508 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,712 Then get the fuck out. 509 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,008 - It doesn't have to be like this. - How should it be? 510 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:50,886 How the fuck should it be? 511 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:04,191 Somehow carmine found out we were flipping properties... 512 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,860 So your take's a little less than we talked about. 513 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,863 He makes an issue out of zellman? 514 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:13,575 - What's this one called, hesh? - This is pie-o-my. 515 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:16,578 Just broke her maiden at belmont last month. A lot of speed. 516 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,079 - I'm buying her. - Cool, man. 517 00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:21,917 - She's beautiful, huh? - That's right. 518 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:27,964 Don't you know somebody over there at deerpark casino in Connecticut... 519 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:31,468 - Run by the mohonk tribe? - Yeah, Marty, my niece's husband. 520 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,471 This Columbus day protest, we need to make it go away. 521 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,723 What's wrong with freedom of speech? 522 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,809 You should hear my kid. He calls Columbus a murderer. 523 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,604 - They wiped out my people. - Cubans are from Spain. 524 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:46,775 Strictly speaking, they were taino Indians who got raped by Columbus. 525 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:48,401 That's right, Reuben. 526 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,487 Melanzane got Martin Luther King day. 527 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,073 - I have sympathy for the red man. - Why is that? 528 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,618 Jews, because of their history, have common cause with the oppressed. 529 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,996 Some Indians were deliberately given blankets tainted with smallpox. 530 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,248 Died like flies. 531 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,124 - No shit? - Yeah, shit. 532 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,670 Yeah? You wanna talk bioterrorism? Look who started it. 533 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,297 - Amen to that, my friend. - That's right. 534 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,300 Christopher Columbus was no better than Adolf Hitler. 535 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,928 Back up. Hitler? 536 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,013 Yeah. I'm not the only one who thinks so. 537 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:20,809 Yeah, that Indian from the protest who was whining about the wilderness... 538 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,478 They had him on TV and he called Columbus Hitler. 539 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,356 - Because it's true, man. - You're talking out of your ass. 540 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:29,776 Columbus and Hitler? You're trivializing the holocaust. 541 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:33,154 Frankly, Reuben, if you got that kind of covert anti-semitism... 542 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,990 I'd like you to leave my house. 543 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,117 - Anti-semitism? - That's right. 544 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,952 Fuck you too, my man! 545 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:42,539 Guys, come on. Reuben, hesh, you guys have been friends for years. 546 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:55,302 I'll call Marty up in Connecticut. He knows a big mohonk. 547 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:58,179 That cocksucker. 548 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:02,559 We're not tired. I didn't spill food because I'm tired. 549 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,562 Don't argue, okay? Listen to your aunt grace and aunt Mary. 550 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,939 Do what they say. 551 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:16,948 - Say good night to your aunt carmela. - Good night, aunt carmela. 552 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,244 - It's great your family could come. - They're leaving tomorrow. 553 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:25,457 - Somebody's sick up there. - Dad? Dad? 554 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,717 Dad, Sophia locked the door. 555 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:36,926 Should I get that? 556 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,721 He takes all my pencils. 557 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,689 - Baccalieri residence. - Carmela, is that you? 558 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,691 - It's corrado. - Oh, hello. 559 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,278 How's my boy Bobby doing? He knows I couldn't make it to the services. 560 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,907 - All right. He's upstairs with the kids. - What a heartbreak, huh? 561 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,078 You know, I remember the first time I met her like it was yesterday. 562 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,706 It was my birthday dinner at Roman gardens. I'll never forget it. 563 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,292 She said I looked like Pablo Picasso. 564 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,920 And I didn't even know what Picasso looked like. 565 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,590 One day she showed me a picture of him, and you know, she was right. 566 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,634 That's very touching. Let me get Bobby. 567 00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:21,096 I just wanna know if he's gonna pick me up for court tomorrow. 568 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,766 Maybe you should let Bobby be. Think about his needs instead of your own. 569 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,268 It's not me. Please, don't villainize me here. 570 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:32,315 Murf goes to bed early, so I wanted to call him now if I need him to drive me. 571 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:36,945 I don't wanna disturb him when he's asleep. He's an old man, for god's sakes. 572 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:55,797 Stella! 573 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,675 What the fuck are you doing? 574 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,512 We don't have to hide, baby. 575 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,597 I did it! 576 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,141 I told ro. 577 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:09,477 - Told her about us? - No. No, no, no. 578 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:14,149 I told her I didn't wanna be with her anymore, and I left! 579 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:30,206 Now I can devote myself to you completely. 580 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:33,668 Now there can be no more fear... 581 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,337 No more guilt. 582 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,633 - Just sex. - Yeah. Yeah. 583 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,388 - You know what I want. - Yeah, you want it all, don't you? 584 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,519 Oh, yeah. You need me, slut. 585 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,189 I need it all, baby. 586 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,192 Oh, shit! 587 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:00,987 Oh, shit, tonight's my night. I gotta bring food over to Bobby bacala's. 588 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:05,033 You're on ziti patrol too? Ro's got Thursdays. 589 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,494 Well, what should I do? 590 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,130 You could do me a solid, Tony. 591 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:21,758 Next time you see hesh, remind him... 592 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:26,554 My granddaughter's bat mitzvah present doesn't really work. 593 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:30,642 The bubble jet printer. I don't like to keep hocking him. 594 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,644 He knows about it. 595 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,562 He said he lost the sales slip. 596 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,857 So, Marty, where is this guy? 597 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,569 There he is. What'd I say? Right on cue. 598 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,864 Chief! 599 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,075 - Where, behind the preppy guy? - That's him. 600 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:55,250 Chief, I'd like to introduce you to my friends, silvio Dante, Tony soprano. 601 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,752 The guy I was telling you about. 602 00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,254 Chief Doug Smith. 603 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:03,925 Tribal chairman of the mohonk Indians and ceo of mohonk enterprises. 604 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,886 - An honor. - Thanks for coming all the way here. 605 00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:09,389 I had business in Manhattan anyway. 606 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:11,099 Not again. 607 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,477 Would you bring the gentleman a ketel one up, please? 608 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,608 So, chief, he told you about the shit going down in Newark? 609 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,152 Small element, ruins it for the rest of us. 610 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:27,490 I've got a quarter-billion-dollar casino and a huge Italian-American customer base. 611 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,617 Providence, east Boston. Good people. 612 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:32,579 Our part of the world. We're closer than Atlantic city. 613 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:35,790 This is a brand-new facility, state of the art. 614 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:39,210 This fucking protest, they're burning Columbus in effigy down there. 615 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:42,839 - They're gonna lay down in the parade. - That's not gonna happen. 616 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:46,509 People like redclay, they're out of touch. They're in their ivory towers. 617 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:50,638 They don't understand the economic opportunity that funds the community. 618 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:53,474 You should see the olympic-size swimming pool... 619 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:57,312 This man put in the deerpark reservation rec center. 620 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,856 Well, we all got kids. 621 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:03,443 We don't want to see our heritage attacked, that's all. 622 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:06,988 Salute. 623 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:13,620 Well, no offense, chief, but you don't look much like an Indian. 624 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:16,372 Frankly, I passed most of my life as white... 625 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,459 Until I had an awakening and discovered my mohonk blood. 626 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:23,212 My grandmother on my father's side, her mother was a quarter mohonk. 627 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,965 This happened when the casino bill got passed, right? 628 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:29,135 - Better late than never. - "Mohonk" if you love Columbus. 629 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:36,851 Sorry I didn't make it last night. 630 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,520 My Bible group had a potluck for the homeless... 631 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,690 And I was on clean-up crew, so... 632 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,526 Food, food, like that solves all the world's problems. 633 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,195 Bobby, we've been neighbors. 634 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:52,700 I know that we don't talk much, but if you want to, I'm here for you. 635 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,800 What is it? 636 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,722 That day... 637 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,559 When she had the accident... 638 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,604 I was stuck in traffic. 639 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:26,401 My son called because Karen wanted me to pick up steaks and eggplants. 640 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,195 And I was mad at her for sending me. 641 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,572 I was tired. 642 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,243 I was mad at her. 643 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:39,414 But I was stuck in traffic because of her accident. 644 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:44,085 She was up the road ahead of me lying in twisted metal. 645 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:47,213 But I didn't know, and I could've been with her. 646 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,216 I should've been there to help her. 647 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,928 But I was mad at her. 648 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:58,766 Oh, my sweet Karen. 649 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,769 My sweet girl. 650 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,945 Pass me the peppers. 651 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,619 Hello? 652 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:22,290 Oh, yeah, just a second. 653 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,668 Ton, it's the Indian chief. 654 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:38,681 - Doug, how are you? - Tony, I wish I had better news. 655 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,975 I struck out. Redclay didn't go for it. 656 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,270 Ask about the iron eyes Cody thing. 657 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:47,440 Pretended he didn't know me. You believe the son of a bitch? 658 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,859 Ask him about Cody. 659 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,653 - You ask about iron eyes Cody? - He didn't give a shit. 660 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,363 It was some Internet rumor. 661 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,783 Most native Americans, they don't give a fuck. 662 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,993 It's like knowing James caan isn't Italian. 663 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,206 All right, well, it was nice meeting you, and I appreciate the effort. 664 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:06,292 You gotta let me make it up to you. Come on up, spend a day. 665 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,796 Sil, whoever you want. High-rollers room, everything comped. 666 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,174 - Sure, that sounds good. - Great. 667 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,803 What the fuck did he say about iron eyes Cody? 668 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,346 Ralphie had it all fucked up. 669 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,224 It don't mean nothing anyway, because it's like knowing... 670 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,018 James caan isn't Italian. 671 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,238 We think this guy redclay's fucking a graduate student. 672 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,533 - We hire a detective... - I think it's over, sil. 673 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:41,702 - Yeah, but all we gotta... - It's over. 674 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,876 He had just lost his wife. 675 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:52,046 And he had so much sadness, you know? 676 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:57,426 So much love for her, such complete and pure emotion. 677 00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:00,221 I felt unworthy to even be in his presence. 678 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:04,100 I was so moved by him. 679 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,728 And then I look at ralphie. 680 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:12,859 You saw in this man the things that you want in your life. 681 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,570 Truth. 682 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,406 - Love. - Yes. 683 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,575 Somehow I have to find a way... 684 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:24,036 To move away from the darkness and toward the light. 685 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,538 What does this man do? 686 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,875 He works with my brother, but he's not like the others. 687 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:31,919 Sandy, he's different, believe me. 688 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:34,297 Okay. 689 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:37,717 But back to Ralph. 690 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:42,430 You've got to sit him down and level with him. 691 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:44,390 Speak the truth, jan. 692 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:51,063 But with the compassion and respect that you're famous for. And say goodbye. 693 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,608 For his sake as well as yours. 694 00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:57,403 You're right. 695 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,281 It's not his fault. 696 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,624 Roll me some numbers, fearless leader! 697 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,793 - Coming at you. - Yeah, six! 698 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:16,130 - It's all right. - You had a great run, t. 699 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,966 You held the dice for quite a while. 700 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,930 Look at this operation. 701 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:27,975 Whenever I'm in these places I remember my grandmother was part fugahwe. 702 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:30,353 Maybe I should do something about it. 703 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,606 - Bullshit. - No, no, it's true. 704 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:36,317 They were a nomadic tribe, and they wander around... 705 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:39,111 They get lost and they go, "where the fugahwe?" 706 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:44,533 I see you gentlemen are having a good time. You getting enough to eat? 707 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,993 Yeah. 708 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,828 Running out of my comps here. 709 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,164 Go find Marty, he's on the floor somewhere. 710 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:53,209 Tony, can we talk a minute? Buy you a drink? 711 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,378 Yeah, sure. 712 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,841 I wanted to give you a check for Jason's tuition. 713 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,677 Okay. 714 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,972 - The statement's up in my bedroom. - Oh, that's okay, I trust you. 715 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:10,351 Oh, wait, is it 5:00? 716 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:15,022 I'm here at Christopher Columbus park in Newark... 717 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:17,858 Where this afternoon violence broke out briefly... 718 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,861 Between native American demonstrators and members... 719 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:26,701 Of a coalition of 18 various Italian-American pride organizations. 720 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:30,037 Get out of here! This is our day! You hear that? 721 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:33,624 He fed our people to his dogs! 722 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,129 My god, this is tragic. 723 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,760 Could be scored with albinoni's "adagio." 724 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,377 Janootski! 725 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,799 Janice! 726 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,469 This is it, hon. 727 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,472 This is the last of the stuff I had at ro's. 728 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,599 Finito. 729 00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,768 Your shoes. 730 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,227 What? 731 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,981 Didn't I ask you to take your shoes off when you came in this house? 732 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,985 Forgot. 733 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,071 - Sorry, hon. - You forgot. 734 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:48,199 So that's just it? You fucking forgot! 735 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,582 Oh, fuck. 736 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,293 Get out! Get out! 737 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,466 My back, my back. 738 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,094 I'll kill you, you crazy bitch. 739 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,595 I'll kill you, you bitch. 740 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,807 - You crazy cunt! - Get out! 741 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:39,166 It's gotta be on here somewhere. 742 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,544 Scuffle at the Columbus day parade in Newark. 743 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:45,631 Among those arrested was native American activist del redclay... 744 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:48,175 Who called the protest an unqualified success. 745 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:51,178 Elsewhere, a blind river-rafter is going to get her wish... 746 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,806 After suing for a place in the Colorado river... 747 00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:55,474 I should've been there. 748 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:02,064 I would've been fucking there. I forgot this was a Monday. 749 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:10,865 - Maybe we ought to whack this prick. - Who the fuck are you kidding? 750 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:14,535 - All you thought about was Blackjack. - What? 751 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,538 You think this day in the country was free, don't you? 752 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:19,540 Well, it wasn't. 753 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:22,877 Chief Smith wants Frankie valli to come up there and play a week. 754 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,713 That's what this whole fucking junket was about. 755 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,923 - Frankie? - Yeah, that's right. 756 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:30,301 That's why he buttonholed me, goddamn it. 757 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:34,722 Bad blood with Frankie's manager. So the chief wants me to call him... 758 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,057 As payback for him reaching out to redclay. 759 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,227 - You're gonna make the fucking call. - I ain't seen Frankie for... 760 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,813 Tough shit! You're making the fucking call! 761 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:46,400 You and this fucking parade already! 762 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:56,410 I don't know what you're so hot about. 763 00:49:56,577 --> 00:50:00,456 They discriminate against Italians as a group when they disallow Columbus... 764 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,374 Will you fucking stop? 765 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,586 Group. Group. 766 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:11,133 Whatever the fuck happened to Gary Cooper? That's what I'd like to know. 767 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,428 He died. 768 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,890 You mean because he fought the sioux in those westerns? 769 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,767 No, fuck that. 770 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:23,938 Gary Cooper. Now there was an American. 771 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:27,316 The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do. 772 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:31,904 He faced the Miller gang when none of those other assholes would help him. 773 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:33,614 Now, did he complain? Did he say: 774 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:37,409 "I come from this poor, Texas-Irish, illiterate fucking background... 775 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:40,496 So leave me out of it because my people got fucked over"? 776 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,793 T, not for nothing, but you're getting a little confused here. 777 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,795 A, that was the movies. 778 00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:49,505 What difference does that make? 779 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,800 Columbus was so long ago, he might as well have been a movie! 780 00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,636 Images, you said. 781 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,639 The point is, Gary Cooper... 782 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:01,141 The real Gary Cooper... 783 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:05,104 Or anybody named Cooper, never suffered like the Italians. 784 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:09,191 The meddigan like him, they fucked everybody else. 785 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,152 The Italians, the polacks, the blacks. 786 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:14,947 All right, if he was a meddigan around nowadays... 787 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:17,449 He'd be a member of some victims group. 788 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:21,203 The fundamentalist christians, the abused cowboys, the gays! 789 00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:25,332 - He was gay, Gary Cooper? - No! Are you listening to me? 790 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,502 Hey. People suffered. 791 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,922 Did you? Except for maybe the feds? 792 00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:36,302 My grandparents got spit on because they were from calabria. 793 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:40,222 Let me ask you a question. All the good things you got in your life... 794 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,725 Did they come to you because you're calabrese? 795 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,937 I'll tell you the answer. The answer is no. 796 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,857 You got a smart kid at lackawanna college. 797 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:54,028 You got a wife who's a piece of ass, at least she was when you married her. 798 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:57,531 You own one of the most profitable topless bars in north Jersey. 799 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,742 Did you get all this because you're Italian? 800 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,953 No, you got it because you're you. Because you're smart. 801 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:07,875 Where the fuck is our self-esteem? I mean... 802 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,044 That shit doesn't come from Columbus... 803 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:13,881 Or the godfather or chef-fucking-boyardee. 804 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:18,177 We gotta tiptoe around the Indians though, don't we? 805 00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:21,597 We can't call our teams the braves or the tomahawks or the... 806 00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:24,892 You take it up with Frankie valli when you talk to him.