1 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,804 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,853 Oh, there ain't no bear back there. 3 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,980 Fellas! 4 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:58,994 Well, the way I feel right now, I'd like to meet a bear. 5 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,163 What would you do if you did meet him? 6 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,751 Oh, that bear'd have just as much a chance as this pork chop. 7 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:12,716 Where you boys all going? It ain't over. 8 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:18,263 Somebody's gonna get something they ain't expecting. 9 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,817 Have a bite... 10 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,242 (Dog yelping) 11 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,128 Look out, here he comes! 12 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,838 (Door bell) 13 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,973 - Where's furio? - He couldn't get a flight... 14 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,601 Out of Rome in time, so I'm driving again today. 15 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,729 Come on in. He'll be right down. 16 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,122 No coffee, I gotta go. Okay? 17 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,503 - What the hell'd you do to your hair? - I cut it. What do you think? 18 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:36,174 We agreed you'd talk to me first if you were gonna do something to your hair. 19 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,635 What do you think of it? 20 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,807 - It's short. - Good, he eats his carrots. 21 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,062 - Makes you look younger. - Benny's waiting for you. 22 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,817 All right. Come here. 23 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,363 You fat honey-dripper! Come up with the rest of our money... 24 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,032 Or I'll strip the lard off your ugly... 25 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,828 Pretty. 26 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,665 Pretty, pretty. 27 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,376 Pretty, pretty, pretty. 28 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,172 Cosette? Come on, mommy. 29 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,382 Let's go for a walk. 30 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,634 Cosette? 31 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,388 - Where's the dog? - You shut the TV? 32 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,726 Where's the dog? 33 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,105 Oh, my god! Cosette? 34 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,524 - What? - Christopher! 35 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,194 She's not breathing! Her neck feels broken. 36 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,323 - What the fuck? - Oh, my god, she's dead! 37 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,369 - I fell asleep. - What? 38 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,872 She must've crawled under there for warmth. 39 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,249 Are you fucking crazy? 40 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,251 You fucking killed her! 41 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,462 I didn't kill her. I must've sat on her. 42 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,882 Oh, jeez. Oh, my poor baby. 43 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,552 I'm sorry. It was an accident, for Christ sake. 44 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,848 She shouldn't be on the furniture. 45 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,935 It's because you were fucking high, Christopher. 46 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:15,774 You and your fucking smack. Fuck! And lifestyle. 47 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,567 I'll get you another dog. 48 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,611 I don't want another dog. 49 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,694 (Weeping) 50 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,283 Four in the side. 51 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,661 One up the ass. 52 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,543 So nobody's heard from Ralph? 53 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,462 I'm starting to worry, ton. 54 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,674 - I'll call him again. - Try the gay man's choir. 55 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,301 I read they were having tryouts today. 56 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,304 Three ball, far corner. 57 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,223 Son of a bitch! 58 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,766 Hey, Chrissy. 59 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,852 Where you been? 60 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,689 This was in the mail for you outside, Tony. Ups. 61 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,483 - What's going on? - He's calling Ralph. 62 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,069 Leave a message and leave your phone number. 63 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:04,364 With my schedule, I cannot look up phone numbers. 64 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,157 Answering machine again. 65 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,994 You're up, t. 66 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,663 How you doing? Feeling all right? 67 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,708 Me? Yeah. Great. 68 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,093 Oh, fuck. 69 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,221 What's that, ton? 70 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,808 That's Tony and Ralph's horse, pie-o-my. 71 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:38,440 Where you going? Ton? It's your shot. 72 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,525 What are you doing? 73 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,904 That's a forfeit. That's our money. 74 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,951 (Numbers being punched in) 75 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,581 - Bing. - Get rid of that fucking picture. 76 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,334 - What, you don't wanna...? - You hear me? Burn it! 77 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,587 I never wanna see the fucking thing again! 78 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,608 (Speaking in foreign language) 79 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,696 What? 80 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,079 (Speaking in foreign language) 81 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,760 What's with Ralph? Fucking Bermuda triangle? 82 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,972 This shit with his kid. He's probably down in the bunker. 83 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:55,767 I'll tell you, if I didn't know better... 84 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,522 - We're off the record here, Albert. - We're off the record? 85 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,649 It's Tony. 86 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,320 What? Am I wrong? 87 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,990 Honestly, I don't know. 88 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,536 Take a leak. 89 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,128 This is bad, my friend. I mean, don't get me wrong. 90 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,839 I wouldn't piss on this Ralph if he was on fire. 91 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,925 But to whack the guy over a horse? How fucked up is that? 92 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,886 If it can happen to him, it can happen to any of us. 93 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,056 And what's next? You get clipped for wearing the wrong shoes? 94 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,685 What can you do? Tony's the boss. Centuries of tradition here. 95 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:44,607 Exactly my point. If Tony did do this, whack Ralph, over a fucking horse... 96 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,903 That guy'd be the first guy on line to pull his fucking plug. 97 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,282 (Life support system beeping) 98 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,590 (Door opening) 99 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,469 - Tony. - Ronnie, hey. 100 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,889 I think Justin recognized me a few minutes ago. 101 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,474 (Rustling of envelope) 102 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:21,936 Thank you. 103 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,021 (Door bell) 104 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,157 Come in, come in. He's getting dressed. 105 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:37,035 I'll wait in the car. 106 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,664 Well, welcome back. 107 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,042 I bring presents. 108 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,878 Really? That is so sweet. 109 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:52,258 Also, for the grownups, I bring some of my uncle's wine, but it's come later. 110 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,260 I just made some coffee. You sure? 111 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,972 Thank you, but I wait in the car. 112 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,810 (Door closing) 113 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,281 What's the matter with you? 114 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,659 I'm sad for my father. 115 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,620 All right, but you gotta get over it. 116 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,206 (Door closing) 117 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:11,296 So I unwrap the paper, and there she is... 118 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,589 (Breathing heavy) 119 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,967 With her head held high and her ears perked up. 120 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,179 And there I am smiling. 121 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,849 What happened then? 122 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:31,649 Still, I gotta be the sad clown for my friends, my family. 123 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,234 You know, a brave front. 124 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,654 I've heard you describe yourself this way. 125 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,865 The sad clown. 126 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,867 I've never seen it. 127 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,078 Carmela also painted a very different picture. 128 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,747 What do you mean? 129 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,167 Volatile, punching the walls... 130 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:53,087 Compulsive, gorging on food. 131 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,008 Kind of a far cry from the seltzer bottle and bicycle horn. 132 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,551 Well, I'm sorry. 133 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,679 Maybe you'd like carmela to be in here if I'm so obnoxious. 134 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:05,558 What I'm trying to establish is your response to sadness... 135 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,977 Is usually rage, not humor. 136 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,230 You two don't have to trouble yourselves... 137 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,981 Because I doubled my dosage. 138 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,610 I don't want you taking 80 milligrams of Prozac. 139 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,780 You kick it up to 80 for a week, 10 days... 140 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,908 Just to pull back on the stick, get the nose up... 141 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,828 Then you duck back down to 40 before the limp-dick thing sets in. 142 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:29,123 One, that's ineffective. 143 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,835 Two, it's not a treatment for grief. 144 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,133 Let's get back to pie-o-my. 145 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,178 It's sad that you've lost something that you love. 146 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:47,558 - That being said, it is a horse. - What the fuck is the matter with you? 147 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,980 The only other time you've become this emotional in here... 148 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,648 It was those ducks. 149 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:57,151 That was different. That was a whole different thing. They were ducks. 150 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:01,781 Is it different? You haven't grieved in this way for people. 151 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,825 Your mother, your best friend. 152 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,327 Can't I just be sad for a horse... 153 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:11,374 Without some touchy-feely- freudian-shit component to it? 154 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,837 When it was the ducks, it embodied feelings of dread about your family... 155 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,089 That something terrible was gonna happen. 156 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,591 It's just the miserable way she died. 157 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,678 It just makes me wonder what kind of toilet world we live in. 158 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,306 Friend of the family, little boy... 159 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,517 Shot with an arrow, cuts off the flow of blood to his brain. 160 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,811 - Oh, no. - Thirteen years old! 161 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,772 He's gonna live, but he's never gonna be right. 162 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,607 How awful for the parents. 163 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,234 Yeah. 164 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:43,740 My nephew, I love that kid like I love my son. 165 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:48,536 But I think he's got a drug problem, heroin. 166 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,249 And it kills me just to say it because I got so many hopes tied up in this kid. 167 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,709 This is Christopher. 168 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,212 And this 9/11 shit. I don't know, this shit that's going on everywhere. 169 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,757 It's like some asshole is stalking the human race. 170 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:04,510 Anthony, do any of your associates think about any of this? 171 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,263 I don't know. We don't talk about it. 172 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,681 (Blowing nose) 173 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,101 (Sniffs) 174 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:20,234 I know it's ridiculous, but I feel like the reverend Rodney king Jr., you know? 175 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,070 "Why can't we all just get along?" 176 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,990 - What's ridiculous about it? - Come on. Don't jerk me off. 177 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,118 This is me you're talking to. 178 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:33,247 You've caused much suffering yourself, haven't you? 179 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,383 My wife prays to god. 180 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,428 What kind of god does this shit? 181 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,557 How about carmine lupertazzi? 182 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,560 Christopher talk about a dinner with him and Tony last July? 183 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,020 Nope. 184 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,439 What's the matter, Adriana? 185 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,775 You and Christopher arguing? 186 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,528 It's a stressful time right before a wedding. 187 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,613 A lot of guys get cold feet. 188 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,616 He's fucking stoned on h all the time, okay? 189 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,662 There. You happy? 190 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,915 You know, we put you guys on the mailing list for hazelden. 191 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,919 That rehab shit? That's where all those brochures are coming from? From you? 192 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,714 Convince him he needs help, that he should be in rehab. 193 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,802 (Pop music playing in background) 194 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,889 Look at you with that little face. 195 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,187 (Weeping) 196 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,904 These flat screens, I'll tell you, no glare, high definition. 197 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,615 I was watching on the waterfront down at sears. 198 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,119 Karl Malden's nose hairs looked like fucking bx cables. 199 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,791 Voice mail again. 200 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,629 Chrissy, we're down here waiting for the tvs. 201 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,256 Let me ask you something. 202 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,718 The other day, t with that picture. 203 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,596 He looked like he was gonna cry. 204 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,766 And still no word from Ralph. 205 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,271 Where the fuck is this kid? 206 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,956 What do you want around here? 207 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,084 - Can you do an eighth of scag? - Five hundred. 208 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,295 Yeah, wrap it up. 209 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,047 Get the fuck out the car, bitch! 210 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,382 Motherfucker, you know who I am? 211 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,593 Who the fuck is this? 212 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,930 (Car squealing off) 213 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,057 You know who the fuck I'm with? 214 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,185 You ain't no fucking cop, that's for sure. 215 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,562 The fuck you gonna do with that? 216 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,856 Stick it up your mother's twat! 217 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,610 (Smacking) 218 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,160 Oh, goddamn it. 219 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,079 What? 220 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,208 Piece a shit, the cork, it got stuck in the bottle. 221 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,919 - Homemade crap. - That somebody cared enough about... 222 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,339 To carry all the way from the old country for you. 223 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,095 What a fucking week. 224 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,431 I talked to Ronnie, asked her if she's even heard from Ralph. 225 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,978 Little fucking kid's got a respiratory infection now. 226 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,899 She just heard about pie-o-my. She's sick about it. 227 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,946 Hello? We're talking about Justin here. 228 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,200 Sorry, I was thinking about my mother, her skin condition. 229 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,627 Oh, my god. Did I forget to take that out? 230 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,796 What's wrong with you? 231 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,507 Anyway, ma, dad's right. 232 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,677 It's not a bad drive. It's interstate all the way up to Boston. 233 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,054 If you don't wanna accompany me, fine. 234 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,140 Your sister can come up from Florida. 235 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,225 Come on, she's not gonna do that. 236 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,144 Of course I'll go. 237 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,190 Did she tell you, Hugh? My horse died. 238 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,109 Pie-o-my. 239 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,945 - Oh, that's too bad. - God, this wine. 240 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,989 There was a fire at the stables. 241 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,451 She had to be destroyed. You should've seen her. 242 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,328 String beans, Hugh? 243 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,747 (Door bell) 244 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,792 Oh, my god. Baby, what happened? 245 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,170 He got jacked by some spics. 246 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,380 They took his ride, his fucking watch too. 247 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,966 Jesus Christ, the cartier? 248 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,220 Christopher, you're bleeding. 249 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,265 - Stop touching it. - Oh, my god, baby. 250 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,476 Listen, you think I could get some money? 251 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,144 What? 252 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,273 - Who are you? - Eddie. From down the park. 253 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,816 He's good people, Adriana. 254 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,986 I took him home. He was fucked up, but I straightened him out. 255 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,781 - He owes me 30 bucks. - Get the fuck out of here. 256 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,574 - What? - Adriana. 257 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,868 Get out of my house. 258 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,206 - Don't stiff me on this, man. - Get out! 259 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,210 What's the matter with you? Guy's my friend. 260 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,462 That's your friend? 261 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,220 Hazelden? What's this? 262 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,514 It came for you, in the mail. 263 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,849 Recovery? 264 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:45,559 (Slap) 265 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,813 You put me on a mailing list forjunkies now, huh? 266 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:54,318 Where do you get your balls, huh? Where? 267 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,122 (Door slamming) 268 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,084 Oh, oh! What are you doing? 269 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,837 What? Sil said torch it. 270 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,800 A classy piece like this? 271 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,636 Horse with the trees, wooden frame. 272 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,805 Twenty-five to 30 g's at a minimum. 273 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,767 Yeah, I think it was Tony said he wanted it burnt, Paulie, specifically. 274 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,104 - Put it in my car. I'll take it home. - All right. 275 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,023 It'd be an honor to hang his picture in my house. 276 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,193 Tony, can you come down here, please? 277 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,446 What? 278 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,031 What's the matter? 279 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,956 - What happened? - Your nephew. 280 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,500 Christopher did this? 281 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,045 He hit you? What for? 282 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,631 - What's the difference, Tony? - He was high. 283 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,676 Little prick. I'm gonna wring his fucking neck. Where is he? 284 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,053 He's been using drugs. Heroin. 285 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,058 Yeah? 286 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,312 - Who's this? - You called me, maricon. 287 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,814 - Where's Christopher, asshole? - Fuck your mother. 288 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,400 Oh, his car was stolen by some Puerto Ricans. 289 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,945 They took his cell phone too. I don't know what to do. 290 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,656 I already packed a suitcase for my aunt's in Daytona. 291 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,367 Take it easy. Don't do something you're gonna regret. 292 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,369 Three weeks before their wedding. 293 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,372 Maybe he needs to be in rehab. 294 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,167 You can hire someone to do an intervention, apparently. 295 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:36,545 Girls, come on. We're a family here. 296 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,049 What, I gotta spell it out for you? 297 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:48,307 Take it easy. Let me figure out how to handle this. 298 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,685 Please, don't hurt him. 299 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,021 Come here, honey. 300 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,129 (TV turning on) 301 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,176 At this stage, the fighters are getting closer and closer... 302 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,682 Why am I always having to come here? 303 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,520 Fur, hi. 304 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,397 Carmela. 305 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,357 Anthony, how you doing, man? 306 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,234 Did we come at a bad time? 307 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,696 The decorating ideas. 308 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,240 Do you wanna come in? 309 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,707 - I'm sorry for the mess. - Oh, please, this is nothing. 310 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:58,711 So there is a page from metropolitan home. 311 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:03,007 Now, wait till you see how a mirrored backsplash can amplify a room. 312 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,344 You want something, something to drink? 313 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,430 We gotta go. 314 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,974 If you got a cup of coffee. 315 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,898 He loved that little man, by the way. 316 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,192 Gobbetto. He's good luck. 317 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:27,031 Not that he remembered to thank you. And Meadow loved that book. 318 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:31,118 You know, I feel bad. I didn't give you something. 319 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:35,247 I bring something, but I forgot it when I left that morning. 320 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:42,504 Balsamic vinegar, 35 years from my sister's husband's family. 321 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:45,591 Live in modena. 322 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:54,892 So aside from your dad, was it wonderful being back in Italy? 323 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,354 Oh, it was wonderful, yeah. 324 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,565 Go home, see your friends, your family. 325 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,943 I gotta be honest. 326 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,987 It was not so nice. 327 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,864 I don't belong there no more. 328 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:12,117 - No? - Something change. 329 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,786 Maybe me. 330 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,163 What do you mean? 331 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,291 I'm like a visitor in my hometown. 332 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,002 Life went on without me. 333 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,213 There is nothing there for me now. 334 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,965 No special someone? 335 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,468 I feel strange to live here also. 336 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,137 Maybe I should never have come to america. 337 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,723 You've made such a nice life for yourself, though. 338 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,559 You've got a wonderful home, a girlfriend. 339 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,728 - No. - No? What do you mean, no? 340 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,563 Jessica? 341 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:50,072 I try to talk to her, but there is no communication... 342 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:53,993 Like with some people, you know what I mean? 343 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,914 That's what love is built on. 344 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,373 Si. 345 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,047 So why did you come back? 346 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,592 You said you'd take me to compusa, so I could get a new magic stick. 347 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,344 And I will. 348 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,889 Yeah, well, I got stuff to do. I told you. 349 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,310 Well, I better get going. 350 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,605 Thank you very much for the vinegar. 351 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,192 (Kettle whistling) 352 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,702 (Cellar door slamming) 353 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,329 Hello? 354 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,587 Where's bronco? She jump ship already? 355 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,964 She's in hospital for a while. 356 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,341 - Cyst. - Yeah? 357 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,637 Where's the old fart? I gotta talk to him. 358 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:59,266 It's his afternoon nap. You want me to wake him? 359 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,519 No, give him a while. 360 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,607 Want some wine? 361 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,777 From furio's uncle in Italy? 362 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:18,243 He says they had a lot of sun in this year. 363 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,579 Salute. 364 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,628 It needs ice. 365 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,844 I'm gonna watch the bloomberg. 366 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,231 - What's all that? - I'm making a website for my business. 367 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,776 - You know how to do that? - No cable. 368 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:55,072 I'm going to pay somebody 35 bucks an hour? 369 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,699 I stuck, I call bill. 370 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,285 You got married yet? 371 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:04,206 Maybe when he gets back from port St. lucie. 372 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,001 The baseball spring training for his mets. 373 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,172 That bill's a lucky man. 374 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:18,011 You Russians, you got all the angles. You come over here, you bust your ass. 375 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,681 People are people. 376 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,435 Well, look at you. You got every excuse to be in the bottle... 377 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:29,398 And here you are designing websites. 378 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,316 What do you mean? What excuse? 379 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,779 - Well, your... - No, what? 380 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,616 Come on, you know, that... 381 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,785 My leg. 382 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,662 Of course. 383 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,373 I don't think of it right away. 384 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,962 There are worse things. 385 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,631 Countdown timer with automatic shut-off. 386 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,384 Simply put your food in, set the timer and walk away. 387 00:27:57,551 --> 00:28:00,179 Your new George foreman grill will tell you exactly... 388 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,515 When your food is grilled to perfection. 389 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,726 This grill does all the work for you. 390 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:09,521 With my exclusive 20-minute digital countdown timer with auto... 391 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,399 Heroin? You got only one option. 392 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:17,529 A dog you love catches rabies, you put her out of its misery, Anthony. 393 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,742 Salute. 394 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,630 So, what do I do, uncle jun? 395 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,675 The feds get him in this condition, who knows what he's liable to say? 396 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,303 You go on trial like me, you won't sleep at night. 397 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,431 All the more reason to clean him up. 398 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:46,558 (Sighs) 399 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,686 Still, he's a... 400 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,606 He's a major liability. If it were anybody else... 401 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,612 Reminds me of people's feet. 402 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,577 I don't know if I can do that other thing. 403 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,871 Dominic palladino, you remember him? 404 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,957 B and e guy, a real juicer. 405 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:14,127 Well, he's in aa now. I thought maybe I'd give him a call. 406 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,130 They can treat this shit nowadays. 407 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,550 Me with the competency hearings. You with the head shrinkers. 408 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,095 This one in rehab now. 409 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,770 I was so upset when he didn't bring me a present back from Italy. 410 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,855 He got something for a.J. And for Meadow. 411 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:37,859 He gave me some vinegar, but I don't think it was meant for me. 412 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,237 It must've meant something that he felt bad. 413 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,948 Carmela, you sound like you're 15 years old. 414 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,033 I say I'm helping him decorate. 415 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,953 I bring a.J. With me. Now even he smells a rat. 416 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:52,332 Carmela, if Tony suspects one iota, you know what'll happen to furio. 417 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:55,669 These guys are living in a different century. 418 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,546 It didn't stop you. 419 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,423 Steve at the gym? 420 00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:03,260 I felt so guilty all the time, the lies and the sneaking. 421 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:07,639 It took Jackie going in the hospital to get me to stop. 422 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,433 We haven't slept together yet. 423 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,310 You're not fucking him? 424 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,438 So this isn't really real. 425 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,898 It is real. 426 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,817 We communicate. 427 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,445 He looks at me like I'm beautiful. 428 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:24,364 He thinks I'm interesting when I talk. 429 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:29,745 Just those few minutes when we see each other, I live for those. 430 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:34,541 I feel like my life is slipping through my fingers, that I will never be happy. 431 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,294 If you haven't slept with him yet, don't. 432 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:40,881 And don't go over there anymore. 433 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,937 We're all here? 434 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,357 Good afternoon. 435 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,234 For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dominic... 436 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,488 - And I'm an alcoholic and an addict. - Don't forget "scumbag." 437 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,033 As some of you obviously don't know... 438 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,370 I've also been in recovery now going on four years. 439 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,123 I joined aa in prison, and frankly, it saved my life. 440 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,836 Okay, now, we're all here today because we have one thing in common. 441 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,256 Not only do we share a certain background and culture... 442 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,968 We also care about Chris and wanna help him with his heroin addiction. 443 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,765 Now, any one of you guys been involved in an intervention before? 444 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,150 We caught our daughter smoking pot once but... 445 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,319 - Not really. No. - No problem. 446 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,614 An intervention is a nonjudgmental confrontation. 447 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,410 A "care-frontation," we call it. 448 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,663 What I need from you guys is to make a list of specific times... 449 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:59,292 Where Christopher's drug use impacted on you directly. 450 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,754 For example... Adriana, is it? 451 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,965 You might say something like this: 452 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:09,469 "Christopher, last Monday you came home from work high and belligerent... 453 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,764 And you were physically abusive to me." 454 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,058 What if he's high when we try to talk to him? 455 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,854 Then we wait till he's sober. At my first intervention, Steven patrano... 456 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,773 - Waited 10 hours for me to sober up. - Your first? 457 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:24,151 In 1997, I suffered a relapse. 458 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:28,530 As in heroin addiction, alcoholics suffer a fairly high recidivism rate. 459 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:32,409 Great. So he's taking advice from a two-time loser. 460 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,829 There are no losers in recovery. 461 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,374 Actually, I never really met Ralph's kid. 462 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:42,085 I saw him once from a distance, though. 463 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:44,796 Handsome boy. 464 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,633 He's got a long struggle ahead of him, that's for sure. 465 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:53,263 Doctors, rehab, physical therapy. 466 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,144 I think I'm gonna have the medallions of veal. 467 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,985 (Sea gulls) 468 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,368 What's up you make me late for a table at tavern on the green? 469 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,163 - How's the real-estate business? - Excuse me? 470 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:22,626 You know, hud, garside street, you, Ralph, zellman. 471 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,379 Zellman tell you this? 472 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,966 No, carmine doesn't know anything about this yet, Tony. 473 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,136 I'm giving you an opportunity to cut a deal and make it right. 474 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:37,098 Last time, frelinghuysen Avenue, I cut you in out of friendship, but it's over. 475 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,227 You got nothing coming to you. You or carmine. 476 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,980 You sure you wanna go down this road, Tony? 477 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,821 (Engine starts up) 478 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,044 How much to paint a different suit on him, change his face a little? 479 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:09,047 - Pardon me? - Why throw it away? 480 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,590 A stronger chin maybe? 481 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,760 I was thinking like those paintings in the courthouse. 482 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,806 Something classy, you know, like a revolutionary war general. 483 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:20,850 Napoleon and his horse. That kind of thing. 484 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,645 He's rather portly to be Napoleon. 485 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:27,983 Not Napoleon exactly, like Napoleon. 486 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,443 (Door opening) 487 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:34,239 Sit down, sit down, sit down. Relax. 488 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,911 What's going on, ton? 489 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:44,499 I think I know what happened to Ralph, and if I'm right... 490 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,377 He ain't coming back. 491 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,174 - It was New York. - Johnny sack? 492 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,302 What was it? The fat joke? 493 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,262 I'm sure that didn't help. 494 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,973 Carmine. 495 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,642 This hud thing, they wanted a piece of it. 496 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:06,479 I think they confronted Ralph, things went sour. 497 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,482 - What'd he say, John? - Wasn't what he said so much... 498 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,569 - As what he didn't say. - We're talking about New York. 499 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,323 Before we do anything, in terms of payback... 500 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:20,493 You go to your people. I want a full investigation. 501 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,997 Nobody makes a move till we know what happened. 502 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,832 You understand? 503 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,296 What the fuck? 504 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,135 - What's going on? - Have a seat. 505 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,180 Christopher, hey, I'm Dominic. 506 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,848 I know you don't know me but... 507 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:44,893 Yeah, you're the guy who broke into stew Leonard's that time. 508 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,687 You stole all those pork loins. 509 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,608 Yeah, but that's not why I'm here today. 510 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,152 We're here to talk about your drug problem. 511 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:56,529 What? 512 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:58,657 Jesus Christ, you fucking kidding me? 513 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,159 Sorry, baby, please. 514 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,994 No, fuck this shit. 515 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:06,039 You were told once. Now, sit down. 516 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,375 Sit down. 517 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,890 Ma? Jesus. 518 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,564 Christopher, this won't be easy for any of us. 519 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:36,069 But I want you to know that we're here today because we care about you. 520 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:38,488 What was this, your idea? 521 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,574 All we ask is that you listen. 522 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,537 Adriana, you wanna begin? 523 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,001 (Deep breath) 524 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,963 Christopher, I love you very much. 525 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,174 My only dream is that we have a happy life together. 526 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,469 The last few months, things have got very bad with us... 527 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,180 Because of you using drugs all the time. 528 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,599 You're high all the time, and I can't take it. 529 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:09,144 Be specific, hon. 530 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,566 When we first started going out, we made love all the time. 531 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,737 - Now, because of the drugs... - Jesus, is this fucking necessary? 532 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,697 Go ahead, Adriana. 533 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,825 You can no longer function as a man. 534 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,329 Last week when I came home to learn you'd killed our dog... 535 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,457 That was the final straw. 536 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,708 Wow. 537 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,712 You killed the dog? What'd you do that for? 538 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,881 - It was an accident. - What, was it barking? 539 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,467 He sat on her while he was high. 540 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:41,050 (Crying) 541 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,762 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I fell asleep. 542 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,847 She got suffocated or something. 543 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,935 Are you done, Adriana? 544 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,150 - Silvio. - You killed little cosette? 545 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,861 I ought to suffocate you, you little prick! 546 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,739 Tony, we're going in order. Silvio. 547 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,033 When I came in to open up one morning... 548 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,702 There you were with your head half in the toilet. 549 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,789 Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting. 550 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,583 - I told you I had the flu. - I said my piece, Chrissy. 551 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,585 Great. I can't even defend myself? 552 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,337 No one's attacking you, Chris. 553 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,506 Look, it doesn't change anything. 554 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,759 But I can verify that he was sick for a little while. 555 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,929 This thing with the dog, how can you not see it on the chair? 556 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,390 - You're getting emotional. - I know what it's like to lose a pet! 557 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:37,524 I happen to know that you were high at my mother-in-iaw's wake. 558 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:42,153 You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish. 559 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,405 My mother's wake. 560 00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:47,075 Jesus Christ. 561 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,706 Paul? You wanna read your statement? 562 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:57,877 I don't write nothing down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. 563 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,213 You're weak. You're out of control. 564 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:03,049 You're an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else. 565 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,802 - Oh, listen to you. - Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. 566 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:08,012 We said, nonjudgmental. 567 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:10,640 Fuck that. Let him take his medicine. 568 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,560 Seriously, Paulie, you wanna talk about fucking up? 569 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,311 - Watch it, Chrissy. - What? 570 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,438 I thought we're being honest here. 571 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,400 You got some balls, you know that? 572 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,777 All of you. 573 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:25,989 You wanna talk about self-control? How about you, sil? 574 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,617 Fucking every slut working in the place with a wife and kids at home. 575 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,744 - Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. - Christopher! 576 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:35,707 Or you, Paulie. Remember last winter in the woods with the Russian guy? 577 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:39,961 - Christopher, I am fucking warning you! - There he goes, Mr. Type a personality. 578 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:44,173 We're talking about you killing yourself with drugs, not my fucking personality! 579 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,259 - That's right. - I'm gonna kill myself? 580 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:49,095 The way you eat you'll have a heart attack by 50. 581 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,097 - Paulie! - You're talking to the boss. 582 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:54,225 Good, maybe someone will smack some goddamn sense into him! 583 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,061 Great, my own mother. Fuck you, you fucking whore! 584 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,104 (Smack) 585 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,648 - Son of a bitch! - Oh, my god! 586 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,191 (Painful grunts) 587 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:05,612 Guys, guys, please! Come on! 588 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,574 Get him off! 589 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,619 (Door slamming open) 590 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,997 Excuse me. How's he doing? 591 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,749 I'm a relative. 592 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,002 He slipped off the kitchen counter spraying for ants? 593 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,379 Well, he was wearing socks. 594 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,882 Are you aware that he has a drug problem? 595 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,967 Really? 596 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:32,722 The man has a hairline skull fracture. We'll admit him, keep him overnight. 597 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,558 One minute. 598 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:41,397 - Give us a minute, okay? - Okay. 599 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,618 Does it hurt? 600 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,829 They gave me some aspirin. 601 00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:01,834 Well, enjoy it, because it's the last fucking drug you're ever gonna take. 602 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,256 - I'm sorry, t. I... - Shut the fuck up and listen to me. 603 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,718 You're my nephew, Christopher. 604 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,304 And I love you. 605 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,807 That's the only reason you're alive right now. 606 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,935 If it were anybody else, anybody... 607 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:23,231 They would've had their intervention right through the back of their head. 608 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:26,484 You and me, we're close. 609 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,987 We've done a lot of things for each other. 610 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,948 That cop shot my father. 611 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,618 I know what you're telling me. I'll never forget that. 612 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:40,289 This is how you repay me. I gotta worry if you'll flip over a nickel bag of powder. 613 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,667 - No, Tony, never. - You lied to me. 614 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,086 I told you, you were the future of this family. 615 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:48,798 I gave you that responsibility. And you looked me in the eye... 616 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:53,261 And you accepted it. And you were fucking high. 617 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,138 Tony"_ 618 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:57,390 Shut up. 619 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,811 Tomorrow morning you go with patsy up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania. 620 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,896 You're going in. You're staying in. 621 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:06,983 You'll go to every session, and you'll keep your mouth shut. 622 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:11,529 Now, if you need anything, anything at all... 623 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:17,243 Patsy's gonna be half a mile away from you in a motel. 624 00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:18,786 (Weeping) 625 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,832 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Huh? 626 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:26,169 - Do you understand? - Tony, I'm sorry. 627 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,301 How did I fucking get to this? 628 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:38,889 (Door opening) 629 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,188 Oh, so he comes again. 630 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,856 Brought some pastries. 631 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,150 - Is he taking a nap? - Yeah. 632 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:52,904 - Is he driving you to drink? - I can drive myself. 633 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,159 (Drinks being poured) 634 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:07,668 (Glasses clinking) 635 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,128 Salute. 636 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,550 (Heavy breathing) 637 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,263 - I needed that. - What's the matter? 638 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:23,226 Spent a long time in the hospital last night. 639 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,396 The shit that goes on down there. 640 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:33,194 I wasn't expecting no visitors. 641 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:36,154 (Glass clinking) 642 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,376 How about those mets? 643 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:51,671 Don't start with me and those mets. 644 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:00,888 You know, I was thinking about you. 645 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:03,307 Oh, so you're drunk already. 646 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,810 No, I was just thinking about the way you are. 647 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:10,731 How you always have this little smile, like you got your own private joke. 648 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:11,857 (Chuckles) 649 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:17,321 You don't talk much, do you? 650 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,489 (Chuckles) 651 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:24,871 Well, I wish I knew your secret. 652 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:29,458 Lose a leg and start making websites. 653 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:34,297 That's the whole purpose for people like me, to inspire people like you. 654 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,968 Jesus, no offense. 655 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,554 That's the trouble with you Americans. 656 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,473 You expect nothing bad ever to happen... 657 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,935 When the rest of the world expect only bad to happen. 658 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,687 And they're not disappointed. 659 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:51,898 Well, that's a fucking grim outlook. 660 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:55,234 You have everything, and still you complain. 661 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:59,488 You lie on couches and bitch to your psychiatrists. 662 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,033 You got too much time to think about yourselves. 663 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,869 Sounds like me, all right. 664 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:08,247 You're not so bad. 665 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,416 You have many fine qualities. 666 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,461 You are big and strong... 667 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:17,006 Full of life, mischief. 668 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:21,135 I have always feel positive towards you. 669 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,807 You should see yourself now. 670 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:28,976 In the shadows there... 671 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,771 With the smoke all around you. 672 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:36,943 You're beautiful. You remind me of that movie star... 673 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,070 Irina is beautiful. 674 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,113 Greta garbo. 675 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,543 (Laughs) 676 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:44,969 - May I help you? - Yeah... Christopher moltisanti. 677 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:49,974 Brad to reception. Your 1:00 client is here. 678 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,480 - So you call me later? - No phone calls for the first two weeks. 679 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:59,150 House rules. 680 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,112 I'll write. 681 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:06,282 I was thinking of keeping a journal anyway. 682 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:09,910 Get it published maybe under my pen name. 683 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,330 Chris. 684 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,083 Brad Miller. Congratulations. 685 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,755 You got here, dude. That's the hardest part. 686 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,424 I'm gonna have to search your bag. 687 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,641 - Cigarettes are okay, right? - Cigarettes are fine. 688 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,977 They're encouraged for patients who smoke. 689 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:37,438 But, Chris, no chocolate allowed. 690 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,274 No caffeine or substances containing caffeine. 691 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,988 All set? 692 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,626 - I love you, baby. - I love you too. 693 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,218 (Door buzzing in) 694 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,560 (Weeping) 695 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:21,899 So when's bill coming back? 696 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,611 Next week. 697 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,782 Well, I'll be busy for a few days... 698 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,952 But see you when I can. 699 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:34,995 I think it's not a good idea. 700 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:40,626 - What do you mean? - Maybe I call you, but I don't think so. 701 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:44,004 - You didn't like it? - I like it, very much. 702 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,507 But, Tony, come on. 703 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,218 You're a nice guy, but I got my own problems. 704 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:51,637 I don't want all the time prop you up. 705 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,684 What, are you fucking kidding me? 706 00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:58,227 (Door opening) 707 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,189 (Speaking in Russian) 708 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,526 - What you doing? - I didn't expect you so soon. 709 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:10,114 Tell my uncle I'll talk to him later. 710 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:25,337 (Italian pop music plays softly) 711 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,901 Carmela. 712 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,489 Carm! 713 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,843 (Sizzling oils in pan) 714 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,367 (Microwave buttons beeping) 715 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:24,664 (TV clicking on) 716 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:28,627 Lowe is not a, you know, 98—, 99-mile-an-hour guy. 717 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,424 Driven out to deep left field! 718 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:36,677 Giving chase is Henderson. On the wall! 719 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:42,349 See you! An opposite-field home run for Jason giambi. 720 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:51,859 (Revolution era music cueing up)