1 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:51,236 Here he is, Mr. Clean. 2 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,241 Want some coffee? 3 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,244 - Where's your dirties? - I'll get them. 4 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,956 [Sighs] 5 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:15,010 - What? - I don't know, it's... 6 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:18,680 - It's hard seeing you like this. - What, working? With a real job? 7 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,353 Like I been telling feech, it's been a long, strange trip. 8 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,023 Feech. 9 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,363 Anyway, it's the luck of the draw, that shit. 10 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,949 Could have just as easily been me that went away. 11 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,870 Come on, I was gonna be there that night of the hijack. 12 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,498 Well, it ain't like you came away totally unscathed. 13 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,543 No, a couple of goons jumped me and cut my head open. 14 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,296 I couldn't go. Still... 15 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,758 They could have killed you. You ended up in the er. 16 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:58,053 Got 16 stitches. You got 15 years. 17 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,055 You always were a lucky fuck. 18 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:03,392 Well, that's not completely true. I got other sorrows in my life. 19 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,395 Like him, for example. 20 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,370 Thanks for lunch. 21 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:27,082 Stick with me, kid, I'll have you eating lunch like that every day. 22 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,043 I'm serious about this massage therapy. 23 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,588 Well, you should keep a square job like that for appearances. 24 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,924 Look at me, with the bakery. 25 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,094 I told my cousin I wanna stay a civilian. 26 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:42,222 Yes, the boy king. 27 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,600 Can I trust you if I talk to you frankly about him? 28 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,949 What are you doing? 29 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,535 I gotta make a stop. 30 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,338 [Blowers continue] 31 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,303 [Shouting] The fuck you doing? 32 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,930 - Excuse me? - What the fuck are you doing? 33 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,766 I'm trimming a lawn. 34 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,310 My nephew does the lawns in this neighborhood. 35 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,645 I been working this neighborhood for 26 years. 36 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,230 Are you fucking deaf? 37 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,150 I said, my nephew has this area. Gary la manna. 38 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,652 Fuck off. I'm busy here. 39 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,030 [Groans] 40 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,660 You want me to fuck off? 41 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:49,498 How about I fuck off all over your stupid fucking face? 42 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,958 You fucking mutt. 43 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,508 Fuck! 44 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,594 You don't work this neighborhood! 45 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:09,309 Jesus Christ, we're on parole. The fuck you doing? 46 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,062 [Yells] 47 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,443 Anthony said the cable box has to be on. 48 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,153 It's on, I'm doing it. 49 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,948 Let me tell you, our glass-house couples... 50 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,866 Could probably decorate in 24 hours. 51 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,869 They have to. Each week. 52 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,042 Tony's whole life was horses... 53 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,836 - No, it's not her. - That's Judy! 54 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,212 No, it's not Judy. 55 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,090 - The fuck. - Yes, it is. Of course it is. 56 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,133 - Why am I on there? - Holy shit. 57 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,386 - What? - I've seen Judy, that's Judy! 58 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,887 - No, no, no... - That's not you. 59 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,682 - Judy has brown eyes. - What's that? My trial? 60 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,851 - You don't know the eyes. - I know the eyes... 61 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,853 Come on! I see my daughter call her Judy! 62 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,730 - Sweet Judy brown eyes... - That's Bobby. 63 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,941 The fuck is this? 64 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:02,737 Junior, it's not you. It's a TV program. A movie. 65 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,658 - Judy. - What? 66 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,452 [Rock music in the distance] 67 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,371 [Knock at door] 68 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,916 Ton. He's here. 69 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,261 Tony, hey, thanks for seeing me. 70 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,722 All right? 71 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,728 So you want something? Coffee? Bialy? 72 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,646 No, I'm good, thanks. 73 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,944 What's on your mind? 74 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,575 Well, honestly, I'll get right to the point. 75 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:52,454 As regards your uncle, because of the promotion and all... 76 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,915 I kind of thought I'd be out on the street more. 77 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,126 Staying off the street nowadays is a good thing, no? 78 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,712 It's a joke. 79 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,881 I know. I mean, I'm not complaining. 80 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,092 It's just, it's over a year and I'm still picking up prescriptions. 81 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,554 - Well, what do you need, money? - All I want is a chance to earn. 82 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,516 I mean, I'm happy to do it, it's just 40 minutes I spent at rite aid's yesterday... 83 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,311 Getting him some stool softener that was on sale. 84 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,897 With jan and the kids to feed now... 85 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,983 How's she doing, anyways? My sister. 86 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,736 She sleeps a lot. It's hard. 87 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,571 Still with the Epstein-barr, huh? 88 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,448 It's tough on her. I don't know. 89 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,659 Two kids, a ready-made family. 90 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,454 She's prone to depression, frankly. 91 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,124 I mean, not that I have any regrets. 92 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,252 No, no, of course not. She's a good kid. 93 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,006 Look, Bobby, marriage... 94 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,135 Or any partnership, for that matter, is a give and a take. 95 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:57,185 All right, look, I hear what you're saying. 96 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,396 But the truth is I depend on you. 97 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,191 Beppy, Tommy, come on. 98 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,610 You're the only one I can trust over there. 99 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,530 Believe it or not, it's important to me that he's cared for. 100 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,871 All right, let me figure out how to take care of you. 101 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:20,125 Maybe you could make more collections or something. 102 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:24,713 - Thanks, ton. I appreciate it. - Yeah, all right. 103 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,425 All right. 104 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:39,310 And Friday, we have fish if you're catholic, so that's nice. 105 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,812 Sounds like the ritz. 106 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:44,691 You gotta see her, aunt Mary. She's the belle of the ball over there. 107 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,944 Here, ma. Rest those dogs. 108 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,662 Hey, what's going on? Nobody cutting the lawn? 109 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,082 Oh, Madonna. Mr. Vitro, the gardener? 110 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,168 Somebody beat him up, broke his arm. 111 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,213 - God forbid. - Sal vitro? Who beat him up? 112 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,676 Some men in a Cadillac. He was mowing a lawn on kimball street. 113 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,012 Man said he didn't want him in the neighborhood. 114 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,639 Poor sal, what a nice man he is. 115 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,101 He put my garbage cans out every time he cut my grass. 116 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,772 - What's his name, aunt Mary? - Salvatore vitro. 117 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,774 Ma, the guy that beat him up. 118 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,028 Man came by and said he was gonna cut the lawns. 119 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,906 I said, no. I want Mr. Vitro. 120 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,784 "E. Gary la manna landscaping." 121 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,702 Do you know him? 122 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,705 Eat your scones. I'll straighten it out. 123 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:47,212 [Radio]... 95.5, wplj in Brooklyn. 124 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:52,592 - Sorry, we're not open. - What "not open"? 125 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,804 A man in your position turning away fucking business now? 126 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,972 I didn't know it was you, Lorraine. 127 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,892 Here you go. That's most of it. 128 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,649 Let me ask you a question, Dan. 129 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,401 Say I'm some big nigger standing here instead of a woman. 130 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,487 You still gonna tell me you got most of it? 131 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,614 Let's go, chop-chop, pay the woman. 132 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,627 Phil, hey. I was just thinking about you. 133 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,297 - Those islander tickets, right? - How about this humidity? 134 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,346 - Hey, guys, please, whatever this is... - Shut up. 135 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,725 Two times you were told to kick up to fucking Johnny sack. 136 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,687 And what do you do? You kick up to little carmine? 137 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,064 - Tape her. - No! No. 138 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,775 Little carmine, he was my father's friend! 139 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,778 Philly! Joey, look. Okay, okay, okay. 140 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,906 You're right, I'm sorry, I'll pay you. I'll do anything you want. 141 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,993 I'll suck your cock, okay? All of you guys. 142 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,371 - You'll suck our cocks? - Yeah. 143 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,708 She any good? 144 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,127 Why am I asking you, you probably showed her how. 145 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,920 - Shut up. - Please, guys. 146 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,007 Relax. This will muffle the shot. 147 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,176 [Muffled shouting] 148 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,178 Adios, you fucking skank. 149 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,640 [Gasping] 150 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:29,314 Hey, look at this, Joey. Today's her lucky day. 151 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,232 Only made it to the r's. 152 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,904 Next time, there'll be no next time. 153 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,156 Come on. 154 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,078 Take as long as you like. No rush. 155 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,622 I've got my times crossword... 156 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,249 And Agnes here will get you anything you need. 157 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,084 Thanks, Mel. 158 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,922 So how's it being home, Angelo? Enjoying living with your daughter? 159 00:11:55,590 --> 00:12:00,428 It's like paradise. I eat like a pharaoh and got my own room, cable TV. 160 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,764 - I have cable. - My grandson. 161 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,767 He asked me, he says, how come he never met his grandpa before? 162 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,853 I said, "because grandpa's been in special forces." 163 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,396 At first, he was afraid of me. 164 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,316 But I said, "come on, we'll get ice cream, go to the park... 165 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,151 - It'll be..." - Well, anyway... 166 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,237 - Here we all are. - Right. 167 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,073 I called you boys because Lorraine calls me... 168 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,618 She said there's a situation in our family that's gotten out of hand... 169 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,453 With John and little carmine. 170 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,831 This fucking Johnny. He wouldn't even let the maggots get on carmine... 171 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,084 Before telling me to kick up direct to him. 172 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,461 Problem is carmine never named a successor. 173 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,296 And we all assumed it'd be Johnny... 174 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,716 Because the son's down in Miami with the discos and the whatnot. 175 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,637 He's grabbing with both hands, John. This could get ugly. 176 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,391 There's a lot of potential for bloodshed. 177 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,060 Potential? They almost killed us. 178 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,187 Jason, men are talking here. 179 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,901 Now, you're close to John. You have any ideas? 180 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,319 Why you asking him for? 181 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,281 He never even had the makings of a varsity athlete. 182 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,660 Your point being what, junior? 183 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,997 Oh, no, forget it, he's just breaking balls. 184 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:15,628 All right, one thought I had, in the interest of Harmony... 185 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,256 Maybe there could be a power-sharing situation. 186 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,133 The sopranos have two bosses. 187 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,968 That's not all it's cracked up to be. 188 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,763 - Believe you me. - Let's not get into that right now. Okay? 189 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,854 What I was thinking was three bosses, a "triumvir" thing, like Caesar. 190 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,316 - Little carmine, Johnny and you. - I'm retired. 191 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,693 You were carmine's consigliere for over 30 years. 192 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,739 If it wasn't for that construction beef in yonkers, you'd be running that family. 193 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:46,951 - Things happen how they happen. - Think about it. 194 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:50,663 Doesn't have to be 9 to 5, you could still take your grandson to the park. 195 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,043 Things get heavy, you're just another voice to weigh in. 196 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,881 And John still does better financially than he ever did under carmine. 197 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,555 There he is. Salvatore, my Dolly. 198 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,567 - My aunt told me about it. - I mean, what did I ever do to this guy? 199 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,947 They released these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't rehabilitated. 200 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,949 It was my livelihood. 201 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,119 I don't have a yard no more, Sally. I'm in a condo. 202 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,414 Othennise, you know, I'd have you out there with your snippers... 203 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,333 Even with your bum wing. 204 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,752 My wife, at this point... 205 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,963 She's got me thinking about going to the cops. 206 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,549 What are you talking about? Where you from? 207 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,388 - I don't know what to do. - You got friends, don't you? 208 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556 You know I always steered clear of stuff. 209 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:55,436 What stuff? I go, I talk to the guy for you. Get you back your stops. 210 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,230 I know him. 211 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,525 - Yeah? - So you give me a token. 212 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,860 I don't know, couple percent. 213 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,451 Thanks, Paulie. 214 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,666 This one and the next one. 215 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,177 La man na bakery 216 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,265 there he is, the king of breadsticks. 217 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,476 I'll give you a breadstick up your ass. Come here, you. 218 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:40,648 Hey. Come on, sit down. 219 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:49,449 - So how's the kid? Tony. - He's good, you know. 220 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,535 But ask me, he should have stood with carmela. 221 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,080 Some men need wives. Tell you when to shit and when to scratch your ass. 222 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,875 Who needs them, huh? 223 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,835 What can I do for you, Paul? 224 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,005 I got a guy. I think you may have run into him. 225 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:08,009 Gardener, name of sal vitro. Does my aunt's grass. 226 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,470 He says your nephew's moving into his neighborhood. 227 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,889 - Franklin parkway. - His neighborhood. 228 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,349 He's been working there since when I lived there. 229 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,810 Anyway, I'm putting in a word for the kid. 230 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,856 So do me a favor, huh? You and your nephew over there, lay off. 231 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,821 - Hey, biscotti? - No. 232 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,910 You know Mr. Jerry, the fruit, owns those hair salons? 233 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,369 He came to me the other day. 234 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,997 He asked me to take his action on the Knicks. 235 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,376 Jerry's my fucking customer. For years now. 236 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,462 Which is why I told him no. 237 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:48,090 This fucking gardener, Paulie. He cut the hair on your balls too? 238 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,344 - He's a friend of my aunt's. - Which is why he don't belong to nobody. 239 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,763 Oh, what do you know about who belongs to what? 240 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,891 - You been away 20 fucking years. - Which entitles me to earn! 241 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,726 Which entitles you to shit. 242 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,479 In my book, you get points for staying out of the can. 243 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,566 Good thing for me, then, that your book don't mean oogatz to me! 244 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,445 What's yours is yours, Paulie. But what ain't is anybody else's! 245 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:14,200 Now, do yourself a fucking favor and get the fuck out of my store! 246 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,630 We're picking Bobby up or he's gonna meet us at uncle jun's? 247 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,924 He took the kids to the 12:00 mass. 248 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,387 I didn't know he was religious. 249 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,098 At this point, he'll try anything, I guess. 250 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,185 Bobby Jr. started wetting his bed again. Practically every night. 251 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,939 Bobby came by to see me the other day. 252 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,857 Really? 253 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,405 So we discuss his career. I'm his wife. 254 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,282 Sometimes he needs a push. 255 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,701 Junior's your uncle too. In case you wanna play... 256 00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:00,413 - A little more of an active role... - I try. Believe me. 257 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,916 Despite all the work I have with my own family. 258 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,964 You know, Tony, I cook for Bobby and the kids every night. 259 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,882 I did Sunday dinner at my house... 260 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,970 And now I gotta prepare the starters and schlep them to uncle jun's. 261 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:20,308 - Barb's helping out from Brewster. - Barbara's kids are normal. 262 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:26,731 This family stuff, these Sunday dinners. They're important, Janice. 263 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,651 Hey, jan. 264 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,530 - Julio, help me get this order? - Okay. 265 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,289 You know, every day, I understand more and more what ma went through. 266 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,583 I mean, we bitch about her, but I tell you... 267 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,003 It is less and less a mystery why she was the way she was. 268 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,630 She chose to be that way. 269 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,632 You don't choose that, Tony. 270 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,427 An ungrateful husband. Selfish kids. 271 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,764 How's all that food that Janice prepared? 272 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,183 Two minutes. Artie's re-sautéing the mushrooms. 273 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,935 Could I get you guys a glass of wine? Something to drink? 274 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,356 - No, I'm good. - I'll have a Pinot grigio. 275 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,696 Twenty minutes, start the shells. 276 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,040 Just redoing the mushrooms. Two minutes, tops. 277 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:31,170 Well, relax, I just came in to say hello. 278 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,553 - So how you doing? - Hanging in. 279 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,349 Heard you were over there at the motel 6. 280 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,518 My aunt took the house back. 281 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,604 I'm moving in with my cousin at the end of the month. 282 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,403 Look, you know, if you want... 283 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,822 I'm staying at my mother's. The place is empty. 284 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,657 You can bunk with me for a while. 285 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,952 No. Thank you. 286 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,829 I was talking to my cousin, Tony b. 287 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,415 He said it's fucking stupid that we're on the outs. 288 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,711 I'm telling you, the place is just sitting there. Two extra bedrooms. 289 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,046 I don't know. 290 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,800 Why not? Artie, we're like brothers. 291 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,428 How long are we gonna hold a grudge? 292 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,725 - Thanks, ton. Thank you, very much. - Yeah, all right. 293 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,936 All right. 294 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,654 Listen, I gotta talk to you about your linens... 295 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,490 You know, the napkins and tablecloths, all that shit? 296 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,619 I got something going. I think I can save you, like, 70 percent. 297 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,502 There's been a lot of progress to the facade. 298 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,755 In some instances, all of the paint comes off. 299 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,715 Now, tell me, what product is used...? 300 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,218 I don't get these old antique houses. They're grimy-looking. 301 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,766 We gonna eat today, or what? 302 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,935 Barbara and Tom aren't here yet with the entrées, uncle jun. 303 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,062 When were they supposed to come? 304 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,231 Two o'clock. I told you five minutes ago. 305 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,859 Here. Why don't we start on the macaroni? 306 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,236 Everybody, come on! 307 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,699 Bolognese has meat, obviously, the marinara doesn't. 308 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:28,037 And Barb will be here with the chicken parm and the veal pizzaiola. 309 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,583 So, Anthony, how did you guys do against delbarton last season? 310 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,419 Not so good. We lost both times. 311 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,505 - It's that line coach. - Star-ledger says... 312 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,965 Delbarton's gonna be tougher this coming year... 313 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,425 With that Chinese kid. 314 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,094 Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete. 315 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,305 Oh, what the... 316 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,226 What the hell's with you? 317 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,520 - What? - It's not true. 318 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,146 I lettered in football. 319 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,900 - You never played college ball. - College? 320 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,821 Those guys from seton hall were 7 feet tall, some of them. 321 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,572 Took an academic leave, anyway. 322 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,243 Small hands, that was your problem. 323 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,954 Oh, yeah. Daddy always said that. 324 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,331 That's not the point. 325 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,836 What is it with you and this obsession with this varsity crap? 326 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,712 The other day, you said it. 327 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,131 When I was a kid, you told it to the girl cousins. 328 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,051 - It was very hurtful. - Tony, relax, it's not a big deal. 329 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,469 It's undermining. 330 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,597 And it's the kind of stuff I'm teaching my kids not to do. 331 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,517 So I don't wanna hear it again. End of subject! 332 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,624 Honey, pass me the ricotta, please. 333 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,315 [Knock at door] 334 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,234 - Hello? - In here! 335 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,945 - Hi, guys. - Hi, sorry we're late. 336 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,614 - The tappan zee was a nightmare. - Checking trucks again. 337 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:49,368 Well, sit down and dig into this medley of pastas that Janice whipped up. 338 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,955 - How you doing, uncle jun? - I don't like tardiness. 339 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,915 Let me unwrap these. 340 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,334 - This looks great. - Thank you. 341 00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,752 I heard on the radio... 342 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,256 Looks like the jets are gonna grab that kid from Tulsa, that tight end. 343 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,550 We still get those season tickets, big brother? 344 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,886 He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. 345 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,013 - Son of a bitch! - What? 346 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,681 Did I tell you not to say that? 347 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,516 - Say what? - Don't like the way I talk? 348 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,226 - Get out of my house. - Here we go. 349 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,895 - Tony... - No, "Tony" shit. 350 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,438 Get your coat, we're leaving. 351 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,065 - I don't have a coat. - Then get moving, goddamn it. 352 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,234 Will someone please tell me what's going on? 353 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,905 It's my last Sunday dinner here, that's what's going on. 354 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,078 Uncle jun, was that really necessary? 355 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,166 He's a goddamn hothouse flower. That's his problem. 356 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,343 Thank you for getting my TV fixed, Paulie. 357 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,186 Vitro 358 00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:01,649 it's such a sin. He fired his Spanish helper. 359 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,485 Took his boy out of college. He couldn't afford it anymore. 360 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,529 He said it's his last time coming here. 361 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:19,625 - You speak to the man? - I'll see you later. 362 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,565 So, what's up? 363 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,485 Nothing, thought we'd be first in line for opening day. 364 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,779 Peanuts are on me. 365 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,199 Angelo garepe came to see me. 366 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:56,453 - Lorraine calluzzo reached out. - Fucking twat. 367 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,747 Didn't you fuck her once? 368 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:03,002 Yeah, a million years ago. What, is nothing a secret? 369 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,713 Obviously you wanna maintain stability... 370 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,882 But having Phil leotardo smack your shys around, is that smart? 371 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,969 I gotta nip this little carmine shit in the bud. 372 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,847 Othennise, I could see a lot of people start fucking around. 373 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,099 Power vacuum, the capos bide their time... 374 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,436 Nobody's sure who to pay, so nobody gets paid. 375 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,062 All right, I hear you. 376 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,772 No one likes that cunt anyway. 377 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,275 Any problem, shes whack this one, whack that one." 378 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,318 Never enough body count for Lorraine. 379 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:32,281 - Fuck her, let her taste her own medicine. - All right, whatever. 380 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,076 Tell you something. In large measure, I blame you... 381 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,038 - For this shit with little carmine. - The fuck did I do? 382 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,874 You legitimized him. Man of your stature goes to Florida... 383 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,043 - To see that schmuck. - All right, come on. 384 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,379 We both agree that little carmine's a fucking asshole. 385 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,797 But he's got a following... 386 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,425 - Onal to his old man. - So? 387 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,429 So Angelo had an idea. 388 00:25:56,055 --> 00:26:01,935 What if...? And he's just floating this to keep the peace. 389 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:05,564 What if there was a power-sharing situation? 390 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,026 - Power-sharing. - You're all in charge equally... 391 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,112 But no major decisions can be made without a majority of two. 392 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,739 - What the fuck? - Hey, this way... 393 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,033 You're not such a big target for the feds. 394 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:19,119 Three of the other families have this kind of arrangement. 395 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,623 What's this, the fucking UN now? 396 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,751 - All right, forget it. Forget I said it! - Fuck that! 397 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,342 People deserve to choose how they feel. 398 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,929 To experience love, joy, happiness, passion... 399 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,015 - Where's junior? - Upstairs taking a nap. 400 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,309 The garage is open, his car is gone. 401 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,520 Call now... 402 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,856 Where is he? 403 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,400 I'm telling you, I don't know. 404 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,153 You don't think somebody put the snatch on him, do you? 405 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,614 When did you see him last? 406 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,617 An hour ago? Two? 407 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,578 I fell asleep. 408 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,081 Maybe he drove to the store? 409 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,999 His wallet's here, his watch. 410 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,503 With his bail, he's not allowed to leave the house anyway. 411 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,338 Junior. 412 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,139 [Men talking] 413 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,692 So when they say they're not interested, you say: 414 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:35,696 "You're not interested in keeping kids off drugs?" 415 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,114 What, shabazz? 416 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,241 Nobody want them Turkish taffies. 417 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,368 You push harder. 418 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,829 What did I tell you about profit margin? 419 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,206 - Where's Johnny? - We closed now. 420 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,168 - Let me talk to damiano. - We rented the hall today. 421 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,046 - I'm looking for Johnny soprano, damn it. - Hey! This here's a church. 422 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,798 You can't talk like that in here. 423 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,718 Get out. Go on. We're working here. 424 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,554 - I wanna see Johnny soprano. - Ain't no Johnny here. 425 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,515 - I'm his brother, he owns this place. - Hold up, now. 426 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,144 Back in the day, this was Italian neighborhood... 427 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,354 Some fellas had this place here. 428 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,814 Kept those vending machines. 429 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,525 There ain't no vending machines here no more. 430 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,694 Come on, fool. Go on. 431 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,362 [Children laugh] 432 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,756 All right, Roberta, thanks. 433 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,050 I'm sorry to bother you. 434 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,928 Bobbi San fillipo? 435 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:44,097 Junior hasn't kept time with her in years. 436 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,850 Yeah, I realize that. 437 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,894 You know, now that I think about it... 438 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,606 Junior was acting a little peculiar when I got here today. 439 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,274 Said he wanted to see Johnny. 440 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,818 What Johnny? 441 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,946 - His brother? - I don't know. 442 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:02,574 Also, there, the other day, we were watching the TV... 443 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,785 He thought he saw himself on the program. 444 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,524 [Television plays]... in my home. 445 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,249 We have got the dishwashing liquid... 446 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,709 Concentrated dishwashing liquid to do your dishes. 447 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,045 No gloves, it's all-natural, no chemicals... 448 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,838 - Hello? - It's me. 449 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,591 - Did you drop off the dry cleaning? - Your uncle's missing. 450 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,718 He took his car. He didn't call you, did he? 451 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,263 - No. - Where the hell is he? 452 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,766 He's like an old woman. He's probably gossiping with one of the neighbors. 453 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,977 Did you check the Ramirez's next door? 454 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:34,648 I'm afraid he might have wandered. My grandfather did this. 455 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,985 Maybe you better call Tony. 456 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,320 I can't just dump this on Tony. 457 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,822 I gotta find him. 458 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,074 I need you to come here in case he comes back. 459 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:47,536 - Bobby, I just can't... - I need your help here. Jesus Christ. 460 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,997 Sometimes I think I love junior more than you do. 461 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,635 Man on recording: We may know that there are five essentials for victory. 462 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:08,849 One. He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. 463 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,892 Two. He will win who knows how... 464 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,572 [Saw buzzes] 465 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,366 You Gary? 466 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,827 I'm Jimmy. Gary's up there. 467 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,705 Hey! Come down here! 468 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,374 - What? - I said, get down here! 469 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,835 I wanna talk to you. 470 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,798 - What do you want? - I'm a friend of sal vitro's. 471 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,760 - My aunt lives on this street. - So? 472 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,387 So I'm guessing sal vitro used to do this yard. 473 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,972 A lot of things used to be. 474 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:50,432 Maybe so. 475 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,642 But you're gonna make good on his busted arm. 476 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,561 Oh, yeah? Why am I gonna do that? 477 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,730 Because I said so, that's why. 478 00:30:56,897 --> 00:31:00,734 - Eat shit, pal. - Why don't you take a walk, huh? 479 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,172 Give me your wallet, you prick. 480 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,849 This and the mower's a down payment. 481 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,937 By next Tuesday, I want sal vitro's whole orthopedist bill paid. 482 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:39,439 Let's call it 1200. 483 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,901 From now on, I get 10 percent of whatever you make in this neighborhood. 484 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,737 - You motherfucker! - Shut up, I give you a crack. 485 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,884 [Man groans in pain] 486 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:18,562 - Time is it? - Don't worry, we'll take the tunnel. 487 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,940 This meeting, we're trying to nail down a new contractor... 488 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,777 - Now with massarone gone. - That office park by Troy hills. 489 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,947 And listen, and this is very important: 490 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,492 If any of this shit between little carmine and Johnny comes up, you clam up. 491 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,994 You got it, ton. 492 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,371 Say nothing. Because you say the wrong thing... 493 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,166 [Cell phone rings] 494 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,796 - What? - Tony, it's me. 495 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,300 Listen, it's your uncle. He's gone. 496 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,386 You mean he's dead? 497 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,347 No, no, no. We think he might have wandered off. 498 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:58,268 You know, I didn't wanna call you, but it's been a couple hours now. 499 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:01,354 - Fuck him. - He said he was going to see Johnny. 500 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,732 - Think he might have meant your dad? - What? 501 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,358 He's wandering, ton. 502 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:09,029 He can wander off the palisades for all I care, he's fucking dead to me. 503 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,220 I called you almost an hour ago. Where the hell have you been? 504 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,473 Hello? I was picking up your daughter. 505 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,183 Stay here. I'm going out. 506 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,060 Where the hell is Tommy? 507 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,645 I sent him home. 508 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,856 Oh, wonderful. He gets the day off and I get to wait by the phone. 509 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,901 It's because of him junior escaped, Janice. 510 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,153 - Dad, can I go with you? - No. 511 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,323 - Can Janice go and we stay? - What did I say about being impolite? 512 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:56,743 If anyone cares, I'll be upstairs lying down. 513 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:04,376 One hour of television. Then you both finish your homework. 514 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,546 And you, lay off the snapple. 515 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:16,096 What galls me is before little carmine went to Florida, I was close with him. 516 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,431 I was in his wedding party, for Christ sake. 517 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,267 Organized his whole bachelor party. 518 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:23,603 Lesbian show, whores, fucking disgusting. 519 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,566 Then when they had that kid with the lung problem, who got him that doctor? 520 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,442 Water over the dam, huh? 521 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:31,319 I had no idea you guys were that close. 522 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,947 Close? We were like brothers. 523 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,325 It's a shame, then, you can't find a way to work things out. 524 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,953 Give me a piece of bread, huh? 525 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,122 Have you thought about this? 526 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,082 Maybe you let him keep Lorraine... 527 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,876 And take a bigger piece of his Florida shit, the clubs. 528 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:51,131 If I wanted to worry about Florida, I would move to fucking Miami. 529 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,301 It wasn't long ago you used to wait in the car. 530 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:57,637 And as far as I'm concerned, you should still be there! 531 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,307 - John. He was just... - Fuck "he was just"! 532 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,142 Everybody's got a goddamned opinion? 533 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,902 I didn't say nothing, ton. 534 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,697 What the fuck did I say? 535 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,198 I'm sorry, t, I just thought... 536 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,743 Now I gotta unfuck what you just fucked up. 537 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,911 Gotta do something nice for Johnny. Like what? 538 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,497 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 539 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,592 You gotta understand, this shit between Johnny and little carmine is bad. 540 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:40,180 The instability. But worse comes to worse, it could work to our advantage. 541 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,848 How? 542 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:45,310 They fight, we pick up any crumbs from the fallout. 543 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:50,523 The odds are that Johnny will end up on top, but who knows. 544 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,196 So keep your ears open and your mouth shut! 545 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:01,242 Apparently there's a new president at the electrician's union. 546 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,537 Tony sent Chrissy over there to talk to them. 547 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,666 Something I've been meaning to get straight. 548 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,876 Tony calls Christopher his nephew... 549 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:14,881 Yet sometimes you refer to them as cousins. 550 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,801 Yeah. Right, see, Chrissy's not Tony's nephew. 551 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,719 Chrissy's carmela's cousin. 552 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,722 She was first cousin to Dickie moltisanti, Chrissy's dad. 553 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:28,061 But he was always kind of like a big brother to Tony, Dickie. 554 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,148 So Tony calls Chrissy his nephew. 555 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,318 - It's an Italian thing. - Okay. 556 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,570 Technically, Tony and Chrissy are cousins. 557 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,824 Joanne blundetto, Chrissy's mom... 558 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:44,077 Is Tony's cousin on his mother's side. 559 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:46,830 But, like, way back. 560 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:49,624 Like, from the old country or something. 561 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,253 Robyn? 562 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,171 What? 563 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,590 How much longer am I gonna have to keep doing this? 564 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,178 Major rico against Tony soprano? 565 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,097 Those things take years to build. 566 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,433 This recent case against Joe massino in New York? 567 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,768 Seven years before indictments were handed down. 568 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,623 Hello, handsome. 569 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,461 Where you living now? Around here? 570 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,590 - Do you know me? - Do I know you? 571 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,555 Jupiter club? On sixth street? 572 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:50,310 Caught fire, that place. 573 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:52,395 Lot of people died. 574 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,898 Do you know my brother Johnny? 575 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,569 You got all the looks, I'll tell you that. 576 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,488 What are you saying? 577 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,072 You and I had relations? 578 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:13,958 Son of a bitch in a taxicab run me right over my foot. 579 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:20,340 - I have a car. - Want a date? 580 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,009 I'll give you half and half in the backseat. 581 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,471 - I wanna go home. - Let me get a ride by the shelter. 582 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,807 I have to find my car. 583 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,258 How you doing? 584 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,094 I don't gotta tell you shit. 585 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,680 See some ID, sir? 586 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,765 Fuck you, copper, I know my rights. 587 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,767 Hey, take it easy, now. 588 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,270 My car was stolen. I want my lawyer. 589 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,730 What's his name? 590 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,941 Mel. 591 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,444 Okay. Mel what? 592 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,364 See you went out and forgot your shoes. Where do you live? 593 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,867 - Belleville. - You don't wanna tell me your name? 594 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:14,120 - You're not in any trouble or anything. - Corrado soprano. 595 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,584 I'll tell you what, sir. 596 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,961 Why don't you get in the car where it's warm? 597 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,923 We'll try to get in touch with your lawyer, all right? 598 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,516 [Police radio chatter] 599 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,069 [Doorbell rings] 600 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:51,449 Jesus, uncle jun, thank god. 601 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,160 This gentleman reside here, ma'am? 602 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,578 He's my uncle. 603 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:58,039 Where have you been? We were worried sick. 604 00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:00,208 I'll need to see some identification, ma'am. 605 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,001 Oh, okay, I'll get my bag. 606 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,295 His, actually. 607 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,091 Bobby, get uncle jun's wallet, it's upstairs on his dresser. 608 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,598 Uncle jun, you're freezing. 609 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,684 We found him on the Clay street bridge. 610 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,435 Newark? 611 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:20,937 Where's your car? 612 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,730 - They stole it. - Who stoled it? 613 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:25,108 You know who. 614 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,744 It's him. 615 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,372 Junior soprano. 616 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,542 - Here you go, sir. - Go shit in your hat. 617 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,127 Uncle jun, stop. 618 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,630 Thank you, officers. Thank you. 619 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:52,510 Did you tell Tommy you were going to see my father? 620 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,139 Of course not. 621 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,267 What are you doing? Sit! 622 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,728 - I have to use the facilities. - Bobby, go with him. 623 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,896 Goddamn it, I can piss by myself! 624 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,191 Okay. Okay. 625 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,236 I'll open some soup. 626 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:14,407 You go out for some exercise, people give you the goddamn third degree. 627 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,203 [Television plays] Hi, hildy. 628 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,914 Oh, hello, Louis, how's the big slot-machine king? 629 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,417 Oh, I ain't doing that no more, I'm retired. 630 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:25,793 Know what I mean? 631 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,503 Tony, it's me. 632 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,090 - Get going, I'm busy. - The governor didn't sign that reprieve. 633 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:34,677 And tomorrow morning, Earl Williams dies and makes a sucker out of us. 634 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:37,930 What's the matter? 635 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,807 It's uncle jun. 636 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:43,436 They found him in Newark in his slippers. 637 00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:46,230 He was looking for daddy, ton. 638 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,608 He may have Alzheimer's. I don't know. 639 00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,443 Maybe he'll forget my phone number. 640 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,028 Jesus Christ. 641 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,450 Mozzarella en carrozza, still warm. 642 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,577 We're in the middle of a family meeting. 643 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:00,953 I'm not even here. 644 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,289 To get the reprieve... 645 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:07,126 He's our uncle, Tony. There may be something seriously wrong with him. 646 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:10,129 Listen, Janice, like I told your husband... 647 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,673 - He's fucking dead to me. - Are you that fragile? 648 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,842 You don't know half of it when it comes to us. 649 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,969 If you're concerned, take him to the doctor. 650 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,346 Because I've had it. 651 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,598 You're the only one he relates to, Tony. 652 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,475 We won't be able to get him in the car. 653 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:26,604 - Fuck him. You reap what you sow. - You sure did. 654 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:30,566 You think maybe there's a reason you're living all alone here, Tony... 655 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,485 Without your family? 656 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,821 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 657 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:37,573 You're gonna give me advice on marriage? 658 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,785 Tony, there's a lot I can say right now that I am not gonna say. 659 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,746 Fuck it! Say it. Say it, who gives a fuck? 660 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,998 Think I don't know what you're doing here? 661 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,000 Trying to pawn this shit off on me? 662 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,503 Your whole life, whenever there's a family problem... 663 00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:53,506 - You shirk your duties or run away. - Ran away? 664 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,217 - Tibet or fucking Berkeley. - I was 18 years old! 665 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:59,053 I was 16 when you left me with our head case of a mother... 666 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,514 Who you all of a sudden relate to so fucking well. 667 00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:04,142 - I was merely saying I understand... - Free-spirit Janice. 668 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,643 Rebel without a cause. 669 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:08,729 While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son... 670 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,315 While you're off dropping acid and blowing roadies. 671 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,693 - Roadies? - Oh, you don't wanna know. 672 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:18,489 That... that is not true, Tony, now, you... You tell him that that's not true. 673 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,783 Poor fucking Janice, she's so fucking depressed. 674 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,410 She can't get up off the couch... 675 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,704 Because she's so tired from her Epstein-barr. 676 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:28,124 - Poor fucking Janice, va fangool. - Why don't we just calm down? 677 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:31,043 Maybe you were the smart one. You got out of here for a while. 678 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,545 Your hippie string ran out. 679 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,381 You're gonna do to this man what you do to every one of them. 680 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,341 Fucking piece of shit! 681 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,553 You stupid cunt. You think you... Oh, just like your mother, huh? 682 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,680 Now you can do to him what she did to daddy. 683 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,223 Enough! 684 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,309 Cocksucker! 685 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,394 Cock... 686 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,191 I wanna get out now. 687 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,067 You want more responsibility? 688 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,028 Start with controlling your wife. 689 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:12,418 And then from nowhere, he cracks the one kid's head with the shovel... 690 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:15,713 - The other one, he knocks out of a tree. - He jumped out the tree... 691 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,925 And come at me with a chainsaw. I got a right to defend myself. 692 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,594 All right, take it easy. Relax. 693 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:25,431 Sal vitro's been working the area since my ma was still working at kresge's. 694 00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:28,434 I should be able to help out a kid from my own neighborhood. 695 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:33,231 All right, how about this: Vitro and your nephew split the area. 696 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,776 East of dyer is yours. West of dyer goes to him. 697 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:40,571 For the broken arm... I don't know, give him 500 bucks. 698 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,448 I already told the guy 12, t. 699 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:46,452 Well, there's fucking compromises in life, Paulie. 700 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,457 Make it a grand, for the pain and suffering. 701 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,544 Naturally, I want my taste, retroactive. Because this is the first time... 702 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,296 I been hearing about any of this. 703 00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:01,550 It's a new venture. My nephew's barely on his feet. 704 00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:05,137 I didn't wanna start kicking up and pull it back if it don't work out. 705 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,977 And of course, vitro will do your grass too, ton. 706 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,062 No charge. 707 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,648 Remind me to talk to you about that later. 708 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,490 There he is. Salvatore, my boy, how's that pitching arm? 709 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:28,786 Getting there. Paul, say hello to Mr. Gualtieri. 710 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,831 That's my middle name. Paul. 711 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:39,255 So I talked to that guy. Good news. 712 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,090 I got you 500 for your arm... 713 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:43,301 And you keep half your area. 714 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,594 - Half? - It could have been nothing. 715 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,179 Lucky you know me. 716 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,849 West of dyer's yours, east belongs to him. 717 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:51,309 Paulie, my wife's gonna sh... 718 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:55,688 All right, thank you, Paulie. 719 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,859 Oh, one more thing. 720 00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:03,195 You're gonna have to cut a couple of lawns on the comp. 721 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:04,697 Some friends of ours. 722 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,003 Some shot, huh, the way it hooked? 723 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,881 Yeah, you got a fucking horseshoe up your ass, you. 724 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,549 Mr. Soprano. 725 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:30,056 Harry winer. I was your mother's neurologist. 726 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:31,849 I did her workup from green grove. 727 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,809 Yeah, how you doing? 728 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:36,729 I assume your sister told you I'm treating your uncle. 729 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,775 - Oh, yeah, yeah, she mentioned it. - Catch you in there, t. 730 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,443 Yeah. 731 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,863 I think with the right meds, we can control these things. 732 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:50,409 - What things? - The infarcts. They're akin to ministrokes. 733 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,870 He suffered significant brain trauma the other day. 734 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:56,082 You probably noticed him acting differently over the past six months. 735 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,084 Oh, well, to tell you the truth... 736 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,544 Me and my uncle, we don't talk much anymore. 737 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,422 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Don't be, he's a hostile prick. 738 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:07,551 Well, unfortunately, obstinacy is consistent with his condition. 739 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:10,513 Impatience, forgetfulness, particularly with short-term memory. 740 00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:13,933 Find he'll ask the same question every three minutes? What time it is? 741 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:19,772 I don't know. Maybe, yeah. 742 00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:21,148 It's frustrating, I know. 743 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:24,568 The last thing I wanted to do was get in the middle of a family squabble. 744 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,488 - I just wanted to say hello. - Well, nice seeing you. 745 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:30,324 - Okay. - All right. Thanks. 746 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,569 Members of the squirrel family... 747 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:09,822 The prairie dog makes its home mainly throughout the western... 748 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:11,240 Tommy? 749 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:17,288 Brought you some fish. 750 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,081 Trying to clean out my refrigerator. 751 00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:23,002 Make sure you form a seal when you shut that freezer door. 752 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:29,842 Of the two main species... 753 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:33,179 The black-tailed prairie dog is much more widespread... 754 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:37,349 Inhabiting much of the great plains and the great basin. 755 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:52,865 So how you feeling? 756 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:55,326 Heard you had a little problem. 757 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,244 What problem? 758 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,956 All right. 759 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,002 But your doctor said something different. 760 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,421 Who, Kennedy? 761 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,341 Kennedy's your cancer doctor. 762 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,343 I knew that. 763 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:15,054 You said doctor. 764 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,642 The white-tailed prairie dog lives at higher elevations... 765 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:22,186 Hibernating throughout the winter. 766 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,855 Just take your medicine, uncle jun. 767 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,733 Make you feel better. 768 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,153 Help with your memory. 769 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:35,574 Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget. 770 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:37,743 Yeah, you and me both. 771 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,504 Feech was here? 772 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:51,006 Yeah, he came to pay his respects. 773 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,677 So, what's this I hear? 774 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,220 You ruled against feech? 775 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,348 - He's an important man. - Why is he bitching to you about shit? 776 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,935 I'm still the boss of this family. Despite any arrangements. 777 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,944 Yellow in color, they often have dark... 778 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,780 These prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day. 779 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,657 Oh, yeah? 780 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:26,542 Look, the doctor said you may not have known what you were saying. 781 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:28,544 What are you talking about? 782 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,713 The varsity shit. 783 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,561 So, what else did feech have to say? 784 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:49,356 Getting a new top on his convertible. 785 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,654 All right, let's assume that you didn't know what you were saying... 786 00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:59,283 That you forget when you say shit over and over. 787 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,285 Yeah? 788 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:05,289 Why does it gotta be something mean? 789 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,833 Why can't you repeat something good? 790 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,842 There's the coyote. 791 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:24,475 I mean, don't you love me?