1 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,469 That's so funny! 2 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,263 No, it isn't. You just poked me in the eye! 3 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,932 Well, you poked me first. 4 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,101 I can't find the thing. 5 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,728 Here. 6 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,774 I don't know what the fuck happened to the dewalt. 7 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,109 Everything disappears around here. 8 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:35,113 Especially now that I'm out of the house, she lets everything go. 9 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,372 Stop! Stop, uncle Tony, it's freezing cold! 10 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,582 Uncle Tony, knock it off! 11 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,090 She wants to talk to me about something. 12 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,717 Thanks for having us up here, ton. 13 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,726 Jason, don't put pine cones in the filter. The hell's the matter with you? 14 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,437 No, dad, watch me! 15 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,815 - He's hitting me! - Hey! What did I say? 16 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,943 They will probably go through their entire lives... 17 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,820 Not knowing their father's sperm... 18 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,322 Was smuggled out of jail to get Nancy pregnant. 19 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,450 It was the least I could do. 20 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,122 I just remembered what happened to the power drill. 21 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,833 - Pardon me? - I loaned it to your cousin, Brian. 22 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,793 And he never gave it... 23 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,255 What's the matter? 24 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,257 I don't know. 25 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,175 Is this one of your attacks? 26 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,346 No, I... 27 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,682 I think it's just indigestion. 28 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,185 It's going away. 29 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,151 I had an attack. Full-blown. 30 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,611 - What'd your therapist say? - I don't see her no more. 31 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,538 - Why not? - You think you're the only one... 32 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,867 That has to cut back on shit they need because of the separation? 33 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,662 Now, what's on your mind? 34 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:13,628 Mr. Wegler wants us to come to discuss a.J.'S lousy academic performance. 35 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,839 Is this the same wegler? 36 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,425 Last year, the riccion with the Billy budds? 37 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,011 A.j. Got him as a college advisor. 38 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:25,223 - I told him to start cracking the books. - Was he supposed to do that... 39 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,894 After he got back from the nets game you took him to on a school night? 40 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,855 It's gotta be hard for him, our situation. Cut him some slack. 41 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,108 No, that's your department. I get to be the prison warden over here... 42 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,403 While you indulge him. With the iPod, the drums... 43 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:42,324 Oh, again with the drums. Encourage extracurricular activity, you said. 44 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:46,036 Brand-new drums, just like that? Don't even look in the classifieds. 45 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,580 Why don't you just tell me when the school meeting is. 46 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:52,417 Because I don't have to listen to this shit anymore. That's why we're separated. 47 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,086 Are you kidding me, Tony? That is not why! 48 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,297 Jas? 49 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,591 Were you knocking? 50 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,970 Hi, Lorraine. I'm Billy. 51 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,224 The fuck?! Jason! 52 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,560 No! Jason! 53 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,187 Jason! 54 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,360 Oh, no! 55 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,492 You were warned, Lorraine. The money goes up to John. 56 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,628 Fuck. 57 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,931 Lorraine calluzzo and the kid, Jason. 58 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,184 Fucking Philly leotardo! 59 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,312 She told me he warned her... 60 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,982 About giving us points of her take. 61 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,483 Phil's a pimple. 62 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,152 It's goddamn Johnny sack. 63 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,155 It's his message to the other captains, that fucking animal. 64 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,783 - Take it easy. - Fuck that. 65 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,827 Rusty. 66 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,829 Car's here. 67 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,584 I'm telling you, carmine. 68 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:19,504 We go all out, we'll steamroll right over John. 69 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:23,758 And I predict the guys on the street in Brooklyn and queens... 70 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,719 They'll welcome us as fucking heroes. 71 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,929 It'll be easy. 72 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,599 It's a fucking declaration of war by Johnny, if you ask me. 73 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,104 Hey. 74 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,939 There he is. 75 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,693 - Let me kiss the ring. - How about the one in my ass? 76 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,908 - Hey. Good to see you. - Feech. Good to see you, baby. 77 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,201 Hello there, kid. Good to see you. 78 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,038 - Hey. How are you? - Hey. How you doing, feech? 79 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,875 Just talking about that mess over in New York. 80 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,837 Sounds to me like your friend John wants to force little carmine's hand. 81 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,924 In my day, the top spot would have gone to little carmine. 82 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,885 Unless he was actually retarded, or crippled or something. 83 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,304 - He's the son. - Come on, when was that? 84 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,807 Yeah? 85 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,938 - Vodka rocks. - Thank you, dear. 86 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,231 - Anybody else? - We need anything else... 87 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,525 One of the kids'll come out. 88 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,070 Ton? You didn't have any lunch. 89 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,530 - You want a sandwich? - No, I'm all right. Thanks. 90 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,577 Adriana, hold on a second. 91 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,288 Tommy pinto's goomar, eh? When I was coming up... 92 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,249 She had the long legs up to here, like that. 93 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,210 Famous beauty. Smart as a whip. 94 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,131 - My compliments. - Oh, that'd be beautiful. 95 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,093 - Thank you, baby. - You drove Tommy pinto? 96 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:51,680 I was at the clam broth house the night he beat that longshoreman... 97 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,599 - To death over a corner table. - No shit? 98 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,935 Here we go. Memory Lane. 99 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,270 It's important these young guys know the history. 100 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:03,233 Tell them about when Tony and Jackie aprile knocked over your card game. 101 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,487 - Oh, that he doesn't like to talk about. - I heard this. 102 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:11,574 - This is a great fucking story. - He should be dead by now. 103 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,577 They bust in, couple of fucking punks. 104 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,288 Guns out. Bad guys. 105 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,125 This one is fucking scared! 106 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,670 - First of all, it was my game. - Feech has forgiven... 107 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,089 Even if he hasn't forgotten. 108 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,508 But it's a great yarn, right, feech? 109 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,469 Yeah. 110 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,140 Actually, it brings me to my business. 111 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,809 Fellas, you wanna give us a minute, here? 112 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,946 Yeah. 113 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,199 So, what's up? 114 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,452 I came to ask for my game back. 115 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:59,789 - It's my uncle's game now, feech. - Yeah, right, your uncle's. 116 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,042 You also keep a lion's share of the rake. 117 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,502 I'm, in a way, just asking if I can run it for you. 118 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:05,754 Why would I need that? 119 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,131 Eleven years I ran it. No fights, no raids. 120 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,675 Not to mention that maybe I got it coming. 121 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,803 Considering how it could have gone after you took the game down... 122 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:18,308 - If I had been a prick about it. - Or his old man didn't have many friends. 123 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,776 I'll give you 20 percent, but you gotta rent the house from me. 124 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,945 I could throw some high rollers your way. 125 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,989 Friends of mine. 126 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,659 All right. Let me get out of here before I keep talking... 127 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,537 And fuck this up. Jesus. 128 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,248 Thank you, Don Antonio. 129 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,096 He's a strunz. 130 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,014 He's a busybody, that's all. 131 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:01,184 He's an egomaniac, ton. Always was, always will be. 132 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,270 Nothing's ever good enough. Praise, money. 133 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,107 Comes in this fucking office, starts ordering people around. 134 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,942 He's old. 135 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,902 How do you think that feels? 136 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,329 Can I go to the mudvayne concert or not? 137 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,250 I'm trying to think of a reason to let you stay overnight in New York with friends. 138 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,668 But it's not gonna happen. 139 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:30,213 Todd's mother made arrangements. She said it'd be better than us driving. 140 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,257 She's not your mother. 141 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,717 Yeah, I know. Believe me. 142 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,095 Isn't life unfair? 143 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,181 So we're at the peppermint lounge. 144 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,767 When in walks these two stewardesses from braniff. 145 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,478 Everybody's in? Aces high. Your action, Mr. Taylor. 146 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,771 - Two hundred. - Hesh? 147 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,691 They're sitting at the bar. We send them over a bottle of dom. 148 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:53,570 Next thing you know, we're in the hotel room. Me, Frankie and the two broads. 149 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,113 I see you. Raise you three. 150 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,906 - You mother... - This one... 151 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,576 This little pothead from Texas, she fucked me dry. 152 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,412 But she still wanted more! She's fucking nuts. 153 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,456 So I'm wearing these pointy feathenneights, and I stick the toe in. 154 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,960 - And I'm fucking her with it. - Don't know where the story's heading... 155 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,963 But we should all be grateful he wasn't wearing white bucks. 156 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,175 The maid walks in, and she says, "what's going on?" 157 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,341 And I say... 158 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,137 Ante up, boys. 159 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,848 Hello, girls! 160 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,391 - Hey. - Hey. 161 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,144 - Hey, ton. - Sir Lawrence from the meadowlands. 162 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,687 Your highness. How are you? 163 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,814 Tony, let me introduce Bernie brillstein. 164 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,275 - Hey. - Did you get my list of toys? 165 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,653 - What's up? - Hey, ton. 166 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,617 Oh, my cousin. Kind of high stakes for you, no? 167 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,661 Feech fronted my action. And thank you for not humiliating me. 168 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:47,790 Is there something in your parole about hanging out with degenerates like this? 169 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,168 Hey, come on, he gets away with anything. 170 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,213 Last time his parole officer made the unannounced visit... 171 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,006 He gave him a massage. 172 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:02,222 - So how's lady luck treating you, huh? - Jesus-fucking-Christ. 173 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,016 How many times this guy gotta say hello? 174 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,436 What, did I interrupt one of your impermeable stories? 175 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,773 Go ahead. 176 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,693 So we had these girls in the hotel room. 177 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,320 Long story short... 178 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:21,199 - I got my shoe in her snatch... - It falls off and she keels over. 179 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,001 Fuck it. This hands from thalidomide. 180 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,879 Three ladies, gentlemen. 181 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,549 - Thank you. - The rich get richer. 182 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,219 So, doc, how's the plans for the wedding? 183 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,180 Please. It's not a "wedding planner" anymore. 184 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,641 It's an "environment and event coordinator." 185 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,060 What the hell? She's my only daughter. 186 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,396 She and Iris have their hearts set... 187 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,232 On making the "vows" column of the Sunday New York times. 188 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,318 Featured couple of the week. Our publicist is looking for a hook. 189 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,697 Turns out that Gillian's law degree from Harvard means bupkis. 190 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,240 Everybody's got that or better. 191 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,660 If it was a black couple or a gay couple, they'd be in. 192 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,205 My wife calls the times wedding section the ladies' sport page. 193 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,707 So, ira, who's the lucky guy? 194 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,334 Jeremy silverman. Puppeteer. 195 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,169 Children's television workshop. 196 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:19,007 Father's Asa silverman. Head of commercial paper at Goldman sachs. 197 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,592 - Upper East Side. - I didn't get my invitation. 198 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,977 Fuck you. 199 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,740 You told me to let you know when it was a quarter of. 200 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,575 Thank you, Mary. 201 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:49,120 So with wesleyan as your fallback, I think we're in pretty good shape. 202 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,165 Straight a's at middlebury's language camp, can't sneeze at that. 203 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,126 And your blues folkloric studies in Mississippi last summer... 204 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,420 Have an almost community service spin to them. 205 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,881 I just wish he had the minority thing going for him. 206 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,967 If we can just nudge Lem's verbals past 760 on the next round... 207 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,763 - He can basically write his own ticket. - I'm stoked. 208 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,139 Appreciate your help. 209 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,143 Folks. 210 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,606 So let me guess. 211 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,566 He called the English teacher "daddy-o." 212 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,237 Thing is... 213 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,868 We are rapidly approaching crisis mode here with these grades. 214 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,371 And time is of the essence. 215 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,331 Could I ask a question? 216 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,583 I handed in my final list of colleges. 217 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,630 - Did you get that? - Yes, we talked about this. 218 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,839 So ramapo and Trenton state. 219 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,343 And our reach schools, university of Arizona and Arizona state. 220 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,679 I'll take him out there after I drive him around the ones in New Jersey. 221 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,016 If either of the arizonas is what he's got his heart set on... 222 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,520 He's not gonna get in with these grades. I know about football, Anthony. 223 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,314 - It's our ace in the hole. - He says he's trying his best. 224 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:02,568 Sat-wise, 505 and 430... 225 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,614 I think we can edge-up the math into the fives the next round. 226 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,368 - Providing Anthony feels he can focus. - He's had trouble with that before. 227 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,703 Remember, carm, when they thought he had add? 228 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,623 - You didn't tell me that. - Anthony, head on back to class. 229 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,167 - Let us talk. - But if I'm learning-disabled... 230 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,044 I get unlimited time on my sats. 231 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,214 - Is that true? - Let's talk about that later. 232 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:38,938 So you had time to talk to Dr. Rapke about last week's testing results? 233 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:43,985 Yes. She said Anthony has good interpersonal skills. 234 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,904 She said his affect was... 235 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,824 Where is this? Constricted, she called it. 236 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,368 But that was normal for a teenager... 237 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,746 And all in all, he seemed to be handling the split well. 238 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,125 This is not to say I don't get a ration of shit in every conversation. 239 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,043 Pardon my French. 240 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,753 Well, still... 241 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,256 There's this thing with his grades. 242 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:11,929 Do you think it would be a benefit to him to see a psychologist on a regular basis? 243 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,933 You don't approve of therapy, Mr. Soprano? 244 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,103 People use it as a crutch. 245 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,731 And I always wonder what happened to Gary Cooper... 246 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,774 - The strong, silent type? - Well... 247 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,027 Gary Cooper wasn't a 16-year-old boy. 248 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,863 He was at one time. 249 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,241 And I'm gonna have to agree with my husband, here, Mr. Wegler. 250 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:36,579 We sent our daughter to an adolescent developmentalist, and it was a disaster. 251 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,039 I know my son, he's lazy. 252 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,626 We'll get him a different sat tutor, I'll stay on him and he'll work harder. 253 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,919 And that's that. 254 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,633 - They said I might be learning-disabled. - Hey, didn't he tell you to go to class? 255 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,719 What's going on, Mary? 256 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,972 Domenica paolini and Sasha caputo. 257 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,184 They were on their way to school this morning, and they hit a tree. 258 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,062 Nikka's dead. Sasha's in a coma. 259 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,154 What's that? 260 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,115 It was here when I got here. 261 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:27,255 If a million zeros can be written on the front and back of a sheet of paper... 262 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:31,467 How many sheets of paper do you need for a googol of zeroes? 263 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,611 Oh, man, oh, baby, an xterra se. 264 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,364 Itsloaded. Three-point-three liter, supercharged. 265 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,992 - What, this is mine? - Yeah. 266 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,785 You are unbelievable. 267 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,663 - Sticker's still on it. - He doesn't have enough distractions? 268 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,999 After what happened to those kids at his school? 269 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,042 Thing's got sensors in the seatbelts. 270 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,878 It's part of Nissan's triple safety philosophy. 271 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,172 - Nice ride. - You leaving? 272 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,800 - Hour's up. - You're not getting in? 273 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,809 This is so deck. 274 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,437 - What is this, bose? - Yeah, six-cd changer. 275 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,315 - It's got surround sound. - I feel safer already. 276 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,900 Carmela, this car is a tank. 277 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,157 - What's the matter? - Suvs eat up more of the ozone. 278 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,243 So you wanna be the sucker in a regular car that gets decapitated. 279 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,413 - I'm gonna catch shit at school for this. - So, what do you wanna do? 280 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,334 Screw it. 281 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,628 - Can we take it out? - Yeah, we can take it out. 282 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,882 Once. Then this baby sits in the garage till you pull your grades up to a c. 283 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,884 - What? - You heard your father. 284 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,385 I was talking to him, not you. 285 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,266 I gotta put dinner on. Tony, I have bills for you. 286 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,398 You better be nice to your mother. 287 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,276 She's got the keys till your grades are up. 288 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,404 I'll be right back. 289 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,951 The car is a motivational tool. 290 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,037 The carrot and the stick, you gotta do both. 291 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,290 I could strangle him sometimes. He can be so hateful. 292 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,626 Well, the smart mouth is not good. 293 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,461 That's minor, believe me. 294 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:34,090 God, what happened to him? He was always the sweet one. 295 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,635 He had the concept of sharing before any of the other toddlers. 296 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,971 Well, Meadow was always sharper, but I remember the same thing with her. 297 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,474 It's like watching an angel fall. 298 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,480 What, are you crying? 299 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,155 Here's the tutor, in writing, like you had to have. 300 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,907 I had to call roto-rooter. 301 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,201 That's the cheap sound system for the media room. 302 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,828 Yeah, why should I pay for that? 303 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,329 Because you took the last one. 304 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,332 Your little movie connoisseur friends are still meeting? 305 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,960 - At least I have friends. - The fuck's that mean? 306 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,171 - Tony, you have a bunch of flunkies. - What do you know about it? 307 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,757 They compliment you on your new shoes. 308 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,968 They tell you that you're not going bald. 309 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,511 Think they really care? 310 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,639 You're the boss, they're scared of you. They have to kiss your ass. 311 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,142 - Laugh at your stupid jokes. - What about Artie, then? 312 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,853 - You're turning into a frigging cynic. - Whatever. 313 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,855 What do I give a shit if they're scared. 314 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,774 I'm running a fucking business, not a popularity contest. 315 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,985 "I been thinking... 316 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,864 And I apologize for my use of fowl language..." 317 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,991 Fowl with a "w." 318 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,034 "In regards to yourself. 319 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:48,748 You said some very hurtful things to me in regards to myself. 320 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:53,002 But it is still no excuse to use the vile word that I used... 321 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,505 Of which I am sure you know... 322 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,174 That I'm talking about." 323 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,885 - Cunt, right? - Yes, Elliot. 324 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,308 "You don't wish us to be social friends... 325 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,435 And so that is that. 326 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,730 I still have great 'rigard' for you... 327 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,441 Even though you said some horrible things. 328 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,360 Ps. I'm doing fine. Anthony." 329 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:25,743 It came with a bathrobe and a basket full of Dr. Hauschka bath products. 330 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,536 Ablution. 331 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,914 The desire to cleanse himself of the deed. 332 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,209 Notice he still fundamentally blames me. 333 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,845 - Hello? - Mrs. Soprano? Robert wegler. 334 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,597 Oh, hi, hello. How are you? 335 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,766 After our meeting the other day... 336 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,186 I had some ideas about some further strategies for Anthony. 337 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,355 I thought maybe we could meet. 338 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,942 Have lunch, a cup of coffee. I could share them with you. 339 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,111 - Next week, perhaps? - Really? 340 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,322 Well, yeah, I guess that'll be okay. 341 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,459 "Happy birthday," by the Beatles. 342 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,089 You know, I heard it the other day in the car. 343 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:23,050 They have such a good drum solo in the middle, there. 344 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,927 Drum solo? 345 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,304 It's the basic four-four. 346 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:34,019 You know, Ringo was not their original drummer. That was Pete best. 347 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,980 And they fired him. 348 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,483 He put out his own album, best of the Beatles. 349 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,193 Sad. 350 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,614 So is this what they call "common ground"? 351 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,869 Just trying to have a civilized conversation. 352 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,954 Can I go to my room? I'm full. 353 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:56,083 - Am I so horrible? - You are not horrible. 354 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,835 Get over yourself. 355 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,296 Over myself? What is that supposed to mean? 356 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,384 Just go. Do me a big favor. 357 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,264 If you're gonna be a martyr, I'll sit here. 358 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,850 Nope, go. Put your plate in the sink. 359 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,408 Two hundred. 360 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,496 - Two to go. - See, and raise four. 361 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,873 Call. 362 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,542 Tony, you like the escalade? Can't keep them on the lot. 363 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:39,960 I love it. 364 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,297 After I pulled out that global-positioning shit. 365 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,718 - Oh, right. - Always got his eye on the big picture. 366 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,304 Up to you. 367 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,224 I think you got that ace, and I'm not paying you for it. 368 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,685 - Aces over. - Three threes, my man. 369 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,062 Paulie wins. 370 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:01,065 - Cards, please. - You fuck, you. 371 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,901 They used to be a great tax loophole, those suvs. 372 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,737 Told all my clients, write it off on your business. 373 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:10,240 Accountant dies, goes to heaven. Same time as the pope. 374 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:14,411 St. Peter says, "come on in!" Then he shows the pope this shithouse. 375 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,247 That's where he'll live, and he gives him a crust of bread. 376 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,708 Then he shows the cpa where he's gonna live. 377 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,586 It's a fucking mansion. Servants, broads. 378 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:26,840 Pope says, "he gets a mansion and I get a hovel?" 379 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,928 St. Peter says, "your holiness, we got hundreds of popes up here. 380 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,263 This is the first Jewish accountant!" 381 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,894 I used to be able to write off condoms. 382 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,109 What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? 383 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,944 A boring 747. 384 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,638 All right, all right, bet two. 385 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,809 Algebra, huh? 386 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,647 Listen... 387 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,817 I have been doing some thinking. 388 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,571 I've decided to let you stay in the city after the concert. 389 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,867 - How come? - On one condition, though. 390 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,493 No Hudson suites. 391 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,831 I talked to med. She said you can sleep over at her apartment. 392 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,251 I'll give you cab fare. When the concert's over, go straight up there. 393 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,671 Sunday morning I want you home, 10:30 sharp. 394 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,715 Thanks. 395 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,344 Don't stay up too late. 396 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,937 Come on. Go, go, go. Hurry. 397 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,986 So you guys like your job? 398 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,032 Beemer, space 43. 399 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,009 Asa, come on! 400 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,744 Can I have your attention? 401 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,999 Apparently there's been an armed robbery. 402 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,919 Some automobiles were taken. 403 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,259 They left all the American cars. 404 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,594 - Oh, my god. - I think his skull is broken. 405 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,847 - Oh, my god. - I'm a doctor. Let me in there. 406 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,890 Brooke, our car is gone. 407 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,768 Now who's a genius for keeping his regal? 408 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,854 Asa, they got the sl. 409 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,233 That was a fucking sl55 convertible. 410 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,695 You know how long my brother was on the waiting list for that? 411 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,280 A motherfucking year. 412 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:41,160 You want to go back to that? 413 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,540 Yes! I wanna go back to that! 414 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,375 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 415 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,669 - How was mudvayne? - They rocked. 416 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,755 Look... look, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it up there. 417 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:56,758 What are you talking about? You know mom's gonna call here. 418 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,468 I'm a total dick if I leave here. 419 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,220 Just tell mom I'm on my way up. 420 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,639 - She's just gonna call back. - Come on. 421 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:06,393 - When do I ever ask you for anything? - All right, you better stay there. 422 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,271 And be home on time tomorrow. I don't want any shit from mom. 423 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,274 Stop. 424 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,443 Frida, why do you and Diego have separate houses? 425 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,821 Because we are two different people, but our love makes us into one. 426 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,270 - Hello? - Med, hi. 427 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,356 Is your brother there? He's not answering. 428 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:55,859 - I know, he's asleep. - What? 429 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,279 I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he was pretty zapped. 430 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,032 I knew it. Is he all right? 431 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:04,952 - Mom, he's fine. - Just wait until you have children. 432 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,371 Not me, I'm never having kids. 433 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,541 So how are things going? 434 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,086 We're in the middle of a movie, mom. 435 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,546 Oh, I'm sorry. Good night. 436 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,507 Good night. 437 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,478 - Come on, light the fucker up. - Give me the lighter. 438 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,605 It's on the table. 439 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,695 All right. Go, go, go. 440 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:44,324 Go, go, go. 441 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:47,327 Hold it, hold it! 442 00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:55,210 Open up, it's me. Come on, open the fucking door. 443 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,588 Where's the patient? 444 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:13,812 I got a new easel, new oils. I'm ready to go. 445 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,782 The wedding? What, do you got everybody outside? 446 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,077 - The ushers and everyone? Bring them in. - It's a fucking disaster. 447 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,495 - What? - Somebody hit us. 448 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,456 They stole all the fucking cars. 449 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:36,293 I had to sedate my own little girl at her wedding. 450 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,795 - Jesus. - Yeah, I mean, they had one of those... 451 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,423 What do you call it, those car-carrier things? 452 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,425 It was a very well-coordinated operation. 453 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:46,386 The cops are on it, but how much faith have I got in that? 454 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,638 You gotta help me before they're chopped. 455 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,099 I'm not really in that business, ira. 456 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:54,186 Asa's brother's benz was taken. This special thing. 457 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,897 I'm fucking gornisht in Asa's eyes now. 458 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,649 Can't you do anything? I mean, make some calls? 459 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,152 - That shit's insured. - He's obsessed with that car. 460 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,737 This fucking stew guy. 461 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:07,407 The asshole paid a $30,000 premium just to place the fucking order. 462 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,826 His glasses, his daybook were in it. 463 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,179 A.j., it's your mother. Call me. 464 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,982 It's my mother. 465 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:46,029 Ma'am, I can't put you through. Room 417 has a block on the line. 466 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:48,281 I am not waiting. Who knows what's going on. 467 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,868 God help you if anything happens in there like those children in Westchester. 468 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,423 No! No, don't answer it. 469 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,718 My face is stuck to the rug. 470 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,223 They fucking krazy-glued you. 471 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:17,310 - Housekeeping. - Oh, fuck, what should we do? 472 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,148 - We're asleep! - All right, help me. 473 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,197 - Dude, take it easy. - I'm sorry, man. 474 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,119 Fuck. 475 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,912 Oh, dude. 476 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,460 Oh, fuck. 477 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,964 Oh, fuck me. 478 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,810 - Hello. - Hi, yeah, it's me. 479 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,314 A.j. Stayed in the city with his friends last night, and he's not home yet. 480 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:06,276 - And I can't get in touch with him. - Take it easy. Slow down. 481 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,111 He's probably just sleeping it off. 482 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,405 No, I called Todd's mother and Todd came home. 483 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,283 He could be dead by now. Od'd. God knows what else. 484 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,535 - God, why did I let him go? - He's all right. 485 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,537 I'll take care of it. 486 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:21,041 - Give me the number of the hotel. - It's Hudson suites on the West Side. 487 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:24,503 Tony, just go there, all right? I'm so worried I'm not even angry anymore. 488 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,130 All right, all right. I'm on my way. 489 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,384 Anthony? 490 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:36,223 Goddamn you! I have been going crazy trying to reach you. 491 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,892 - Later, I don't feel good. - What happened to your face? 492 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:41,144 - Leave me alone. - I want to know what happened. 493 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,772 You never went to Meadow's after you gave me your word. 494 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,482 - Get off my back. - You are a liar! 495 00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:47,150 - Fuck you. - What did you say? 496 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,653 Get back here. 497 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,334 Puritan salvage. 498 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:08,004 The big guy's looking for a consignment from a wedding in ringwood last night. 499 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:12,342 - Nothing came in here. - This benz sl55. He wants it pulled. 500 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:13,969 I'll make some calls. 501 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,982 - Where is he? - In his room. 502 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,027 - What happened to your leg? - He lied to me, Tony. 503 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:34,155 - Which means that they both lied. - She's covering for him. 504 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,993 - It's what sisters are supposed to do. - Oh, of course, right. 505 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,120 He cursed at me. 506 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,289 - Oh, my god. - What did he say? 507 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,627 - He's asleep. - Not anymore. 508 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,547 Oh, hey, dad. 509 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:53,550 I was just taking out the trash. It's garbage day tomorrow. 510 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,221 - What's different about you? - He has no eyebrows, Tony. 511 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:00,974 Who did this? 512 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,560 - We were screwing around. - What'd you say to your mom? 513 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,395 - Tony... - What did you say? 514 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,690 - I said the f-word. - You're finished. 515 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,443 You're never gonna drive that car till you're 45 years old. 516 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,695 - I'm selling it. - She wouldn't let me talk. 517 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,740 - I was trying to tell her what happened. - Oh, see, it's my fault. 518 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,409 Let's hear it. 519 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,705 Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's but there weren't any cabs. 520 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:27,083 And I didn't think you'd want me sitting in the street at 11:30 at night. 521 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,711 - And we were right by the hotel. - Enough of your lying. 522 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,714 - I am not lying. - Look at your face. 523 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,718 If you got some kind of sexual proclivity with that teacher or whatever... 524 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:39,554 Now's the time to tell us. I mean, what went on up there? 525 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,932 - Poppers and weird sex. - What? No. 526 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:47,270 Look, we don't do drugs. We're not some stupid dopers. 527 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:51,775 - I had a few beers, it just made me sick. - How can anybody believe what you say? 528 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:55,195 Because I told you. You never believe me. 529 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,284 You had a couple beers. 530 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,828 Yeah. 531 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,414 - You didn't do any drugs? - No. 532 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:12,379 Carmela, look it. Couple of beers. 533 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:16,216 Should be grounded, yeah, but it's not the end of the world. 534 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,801 What? 535 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,804 Well, you know what? 536 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:24,599 I am sick of your bullshit. Both of you. 537 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,644 - He can go live with you. - Don't get dramatic now, all right? 538 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,771 - Wha...? Great. Good. - Shut up. 539 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,981 I have never been more serious in my life. 540 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,278 Take out the trash. Go outside. 541 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,243 What are we gonna do, really? 542 00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,286 What did I just say? 543 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,330 No, I mean... I mean really. Come on. 544 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:51,668 - Did you think I was joking? - Carmela, this is normal teenage shit. 545 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,670 You remember us? 546 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:57,048 The cyo dance. We left Artie out in the snow. He almost lost his fingers. 547 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,175 And we still laugh our asses off about it. 548 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,927 No, I don't really blame a.J. 549 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,848 He's doing exactly what he's supposed to, testing the limits as much as he can. 550 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,684 - I blame myself. - What are you talking about? 551 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,936 You don't know what it is to have him hate you. 552 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,939 - He doesn't hate your guts. - Oh, thank god he's alive. 553 00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:19,279 It's my fault, Tony. My pathetic need to compete with you clouded my judgment. 554 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,907 Or I never would have let him stay over in New York. I knew he wasn't ready. 555 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,244 - I went against all my instincts. - His eyebrows will grow back! 556 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:29,038 - Nothing really happened. - No, you know what happened... 557 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,875 I said, "fuck it." And you know why? 558 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,878 To get him to love me as much as he loves you. 559 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,298 He loves you, it's just... You're his mother, it's different. 560 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:42,218 I can't be the villain anymore, I mean it. And I can't say "fuck it." 561 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,554 Take him. Let him live with you. 562 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:52,771 - Ed Norton? - Ed Norton? 563 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:58,067 I'm sorry, Mr. Kramden. The correct answer is Stephen foster. 564 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,738 But thanks so much. You've been a wonderful contestant and a swell sport. 565 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,073 Goodbye, Mr. Kramden. 566 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,243 He's here. 567 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:14,834 - Hey, tarallis. Expiration date. 2007. - Put them over there. 568 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,008 Have a seat. 569 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,139 Sounds serious. 570 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,976 You have anything to do with that takedown in ringwood? 571 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,436 Why? That a problem? 572 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:35,605 I told you that doctor was a friend of mine. 573 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,233 I deliberately used that word. 574 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,402 Are you aware of how many things a fucking m.D. Can do for us? 575 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:45,406 Sorry, godfather, he was at the game. I thought he was just another pigeon. 576 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,783 Who authorized you to do it? 577 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:50,245 And don't call me godfather with that fucking cute smirk. 578 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,791 I know I was away for a long time... 579 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:58,628 But when did that happen, you gotta ask permission to ply your trade? 580 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,297 Here's your end. Be happy. 581 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,301 When were you gonna tell me if I hadn't called you here? 582 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,887 I'm here now. I'm telling you about it now. 583 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,473 That's the second time I'm playing catch-up with you. 584 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,101 - What the fuck are you talking about? - The lawn cutting. 585 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:16,479 What, do I have to send you a memo every time I move my bowels too? 586 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:21,860 You're so concerned about me, why didn't you put those cars... 587 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,153 - Through my shops? - What? 588 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,823 Johnny sack told me about this guy in newburgh. 589 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,242 - Johnny sack? - Yeah, Johnny sack. 590 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:31,995 Anyway, he gave me a better deal for shipping them whole. 591 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,913 Are you fucking serious? 592 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,834 - I don't like the way I'm being talked to. - What did I say when you came to me... 593 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,794 Said you wanted back in? 594 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,505 I said as long as you don't step on anybody's toes. 595 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,424 - In my day... - And that's another thing. 596 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,718 I don't wanna hear about how it was in your day. 597 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,178 Keep your antidotes to local color, the dynaflows... 598 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:54,017 Or mcguire sisters or shit like that. Othennise, shut the fuck up! 599 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,525 Jesus Christ, feech, I'm trying to ease your transition here... 600 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,152 And this is the thanks I get? 601 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,120 I'm sorry if I offended you. 602 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:19,125 You gotta remember, I still think of you as a kid. 603 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:25,715 I'll learn. 604 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,509 Yeah? 605 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,138 Yeah. 606 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,783 That's funny. 607 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,714 Come here. 608 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,429 Oh, shit. 609 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,515 We all right? 610 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:21,062 Just get the sl55 back, okay? 611 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:33,533 You know, maybe I was too hard on that guy. 612 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,911 Did I learn nothing from Richie aprile? 613 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,249 Nip it in the bud. 614 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,459 Feech? 615 00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:47,797 He's well-liked, t. 616 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:49,716 That's another thing. 617 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,764 All right, well, don't be so hard on yourself, though. 618 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:22,331 - Hey. Olson and Johnson. - How you doing? 619 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,667 Stopped by the bakery, they said you left already. 620 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:27,336 That's the canali suit I promised you. 621 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:31,174 He said you should try on the jacket, see how the sleeves are. 622 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,220 - How's that? - How's that? I look better than Sinatra. 623 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,638 Very nice. 624 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:42,685 All right. Hey, I'm having my wine and peaches. 625 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,146 - You want? - No, thanks. We gotta get going. 626 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:47,190 - I'll try some peaches. - Good. 627 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:49,692 Peaches are from fucking New Zealand, they're great. 628 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,278 - I'll get you a glass. - No, we should go. We should go. 629 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,238 - Take care of that thing. - Can't wait? 630 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,365 Where the fuck you going? Come on, sit down. 631 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,202 We gotta do this shit. You don't wanna know. It's fucked up. 632 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:01,037 What? 633 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:04,373 My imbecile cousin. He was welding his boat trailer... 634 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,042 Burns down his garage. 635 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,419 Now we got no place to park the truck that we got. 636 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,379 What's wrong with the street? 637 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,883 Georgia peaches. Those are considered the best. 638 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:18,137 See, he don't want me to know what's in the truck. 639 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:24,102 Flat-screen tvs. Fifty-inch plasma philipses. 640 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:27,313 Guy's coming down from Montreal but he got delayed a couple of days. 641 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,232 I got a garage right here. 642 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,526 My cousin's got a place. We can lock it there. 643 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:35,238 Park the load here. This way I'm around. Keep my glims on the stuff. 644 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,532 Yeah? How much you gonna want for that? 645 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,828 - Two. - Fuck you, feech. It's fucking parking. 646 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:44,163 You gotta kick in a TV. 647 00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:54,507 Thought I had a plan for Anthony, but I'm not so sure now. 648 00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:58,177 I don't know if rutgers' summer program accepts boys without eyebrows. 649 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,432 So you heard about that. I was a wreck. 650 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:06,435 Look what happened to those girls just driving to school. 651 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:10,606 We brought in grief counselors. How's Anthony coping with that? 652 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,567 I have to say he never mentioned it. 653 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:17,947 They all handle tragedy differently. 654 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,828 He just moved in with his father. I don't know if he said. 655 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,289 - Really? - I don't know what you have heard... 656 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,124 - About my husband. - Some. 657 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,794 I mean, he's a good father, don't get me wrong. 658 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:34,630 Our daughter's at Columbia. My friends tell me I'm a snob... 659 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,842 With this college business, but with Anthony it's something else. 660 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,640 I just know that if he didn't get into a good enough school to interest him... 661 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,643 And he dropped out, went to work as a waiter or something... 662 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,022 He wouldn't last a week. You know, he would be drawn right in... 663 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,357 You know. 664 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,319 My husband doesn't want that for him either. 665 00:44:57,486 --> 00:45:00,156 You met him. My husband can be very magnetic. 666 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:01,574 You know, bigger than life. 667 00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,746 And I was so young. It was very exciting. 668 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,126 Anyway, he's over there. 669 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,086 I don't know, maybe it'll be good. 670 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,672 You know, learning the things that men need to know. 671 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,090 I don't know. 672 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,427 What about you? How long have you been at the school? 673 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:23,512 Since '86. 674 00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:28,851 I suppose that's what caught me up too, with Astrid. 675 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:32,480 Some notion of escaping the quotidian. 676 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,693 - So you were married. - For about, well, five minutes. 677 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,654 Chicken marsala. 678 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,701 - And the honey balsamic chicken. - Thank you. 679 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,370 Have you read madame bovary? 680 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,957 - No. - It's almost a perfect novel. 681 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:54,919 Flaubert writes about bourgeois loneliness and emptiness. 682 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,880 Emma bovary destroys herself for some fantasy in her head. 683 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:00,883 It's great. It's truly, truly great. 684 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,679 Somehow horrifically funny, though tragic. 685 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,305 I think you might enjoy it. 686 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:12,311 I will stop by borders on my way home. 687 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:15,398 - Who is it by again? - Gustave flaubert. 688 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:32,206 - Yeah. - Supervisor curran, parole board. 689 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:34,208 Site visit. 690 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,920 - Where's Eddie stimich? - He's out sick. 691 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,131 I just wanna take a look around. 692 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:52,268 Only thing better about here than Russia is the food. 693 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:54,812 Good one. 694 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:58,607 Eddie examined every fucking dust bunny in the place just last week. 695 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,443 Is that new? 696 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,282 Bequest. Friend of mine passed away. 697 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:17,960 That your garage? 698 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:21,130 No, it's where I make the weapons of mass destruction. 699 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:27,011 Let's go open it up. 700 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:31,766 You wanna see my fucking garage? You never seen an oil stain before? 701 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,309 Let's go. 702 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,783 Here's the wind-up. 703 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:51,327 And the pitch. 704 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,163 - Come on! - Fuck major league baseball. 705 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,499 Ever since the fucking strike. Let's watch ballet. 706 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,003 Oh, somebody hot-boxed us? 707 00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:03,672 - I saw you close the window. - What's that? 708 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,175 It's when you close the windows and fart on purpose. 709 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,178 - That's a Dutch oven. - In bed it's a Dutch oven. 710 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:12,264 - Well, what's a Dutch oven? - When you fart in bed with a woman... 711 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:15,184 - And force her head under the covers. - That's awesome. 712 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,520 Yeah, but first you gotta be in bed with one. 713 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:19,355 Yeah, you'd be surprised. 714 00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,732 Yeah, I would. 715 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,986 Oh, my god. What...? Jesus. 716 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:33,035 All right, that's enough. Go upstairs, do your Spanish homework. 717 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,871 - Fifteen minutes. - No, now. 718 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,387 And he goes down looking. The end of the inning. 719 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,012 Just got the call. 720 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:36,515 They put him on a corrections bus this morning. 721 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:46,150 This was the better move than taking him out. 722 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,694 - Man was a legend. - Christopher agrees, by the way. 723 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:51,280 Well, that's nice that he agrees. 724 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,451 But I'm not running a fucking popularity contest. 725 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,735 Mommy, look at me! 726 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,116 Anthony!