1 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,703 The fuck? 2 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,955 Oh. 3 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,840 Aah, shit! 4 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,693 So, "blundino", 5 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,570 why you fuck me like this? 6 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,614 Fuck you talkin' about? 7 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,408 I got a whole leg covered with neosporin. 8 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,802 I just spent an hour with the cops 9 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,036 explainin' how it went down. 10 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,538 I no forget you professional criminal. 11 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,040 Let me ask you somethin'. 12 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,209 If I really wanted to Rob you, 13 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,214 you think I'd have to put up with this bullshit? 14 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,755 Well, just so you know. 15 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,676 I didn't take your truck. 16 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,553 I lost my study guide, my fuckin' flashcards. 17 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,683 I'm sick of this fuckin' prejudice against ex-cons. 18 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:06,687 I never hire you if I no need Tony soprano for union. 19 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,314 Not for him, I show you the fucking window. 20 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,739 Great. 21 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,592 Hey, I thought you liked the other one, 22 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,909 the corn pops. 23 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,369 Here, take it. 24 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,163 What, no juice either? 25 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:29,048 I told ya, write it down, I'll have the girl pick up whatever you want. 26 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,520 She doesn't know the difference between 27 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,295 fruit roll-ups and pop-tarts. 28 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,172 I know, everybody's an idiot to you. 29 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,777 You know they got these places called supermarkets where you go, 30 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,553 and you buy the things that you like. 31 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,972 I'll reimburse ya. 32 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,766 And when am I supposed to do that? 33 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,329 Well, as far as I can tell, you spend most of your time on the phone. 34 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,939 Or sittin' on the couch perfectin' that pissy look on your face. 35 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,567 Add comin' home drunk, sounds like you. 36 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,029 What the fuck did you say to me? 37 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,990 - Let the fuck go of me. - Or what? 38 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,118 - Or what? - One of these days, you wait, 39 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,786 I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass. 40 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,222 What's wrong with right now, then? 41 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,789 Huh? What's wrong with right now? 42 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,374 Come on! 43 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,340 Blah. 44 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,226 Now ya got nothin'. 45 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,540 - Thank you, Mary. - You're welcome. 46 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,919 I hated to call you in but I got this midterm report 47 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,088 from Mr. Fiske, uh, Anthony's English teacher. 48 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,009 And, uh, well it... it doesn't hit the mail for a few days 49 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,094 and I thought maybe we could get a jump on it 50 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,263 and avert any real crisis. 51 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,932 Wonderful, another crisis. 52 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,642 Uh, he's still well below the c average 53 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,685 he needs for the colleges we discussed. 54 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:16,233 There is also an issue with his five paragraph essay. 55 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,276 Animal farm? 56 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,446 Anthony submitted his one-line topic... late. 57 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,281 Then two drafts. 58 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,243 The first was apparently sketchy. 59 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,162 The second, Fiske said, was, uh... 60 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,414 "Suspiciously cogent". 61 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,209 Plagiarism. 62 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,961 He thinks my son cheated? 63 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,840 He spent almost an entire Saturday afternoon at the library. 64 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,925 I think it's obvious what's going on here. 65 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,343 What do you mean? 66 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,221 Anyone else shows sudden improvement, he gets a gold star. 67 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,307 My son gets his act together and suddenly he's a cheater? 68 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,476 I know what people think, Bob. 69 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,061 Italian-American, father in the... 70 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,581 - - Carting industry... - Are you suggesting some sort of bias 71 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,899 because that's a very serious charge. 72 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,442 I have met this Mr. Fiske. 73 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,361 He's a cold fish. 74 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,613 Couldn't you or one of the other teachers talk to him? 75 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,657 Tell him how hard aj's trying? 76 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,161 Nothing will make a better argument 77 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,205 than continued effort on aj's part. 78 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,957 But hey, there... there's still a shot. 79 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,835 This semester's grade is heavily weighted on 80 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,396 their term paper on "lord of the flies". 81 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,213 God, my stomach is in knots. 82 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:28,513 That's why I thought it important that you come in. 83 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,103 Though it, uh... 84 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,273 Did take me about an hour to decide what to wear. 85 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,775 Me, too. 86 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,820 Does that mean you've thought about my dinner offer? 87 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,281 I probably shouldn't say this 88 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,742 but I have thought about nothing else since you called. 89 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,621 Well, we can't do justice to any discussion 90 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,456 of "madame bovary" over the phone. 91 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,155 That's the thing, though, that book was way over my head. 92 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,837 Why would you even be interested in someone like me? 93 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,255 Because of just that. 94 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,840 I mean who admits this stuff? 95 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,318 Not only are you very attractive... 96 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,427 You're unpretentious, you say what's on your mind. 97 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,720 So, I'm a big mouth. 98 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,931 I see how that would attract a man like you. 99 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:14,059 So, should we grab a meal or not? 100 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,144 Well, there are other things to think about. 101 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,312 My husband for one. 102 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,540 Well, your husband's gonna have to get used to the idea 103 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,149 that your life is moving on. 104 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,526 I'm not worried about my life. 105 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,489 Oh, you know what? 106 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,699 Call me naive but in this day and age 107 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,052 I don't really think your husband... 108 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:35,205 If he found out, is going to break his son's teacher's legs. 109 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,792 Not to mention how that would play in the admissions office at Arizona state. 110 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,758 I don't get it. What's so funny about that? 111 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,721 Honey? 112 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,223 Aren't you gonna eat somethin'? 113 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,225 Janice made lasagne. 114 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:58,520 It's not so great but you need somethin' on your stomach. 115 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,688 We're gonna go. 116 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,022 Gotta stop at my mother's. 117 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,774 Gwen just told us how you met. 118 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,734 They let you use the Internet in the can? 119 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,445 They let you post an ad. 120 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,323 I gotta read some of that shit. I bet it's hysterical. 121 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,911 He's, uh, trying to concentrate. 122 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,081 Vascular physiology. 123 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,084 Neurotomy. 124 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:22,752 Shit. 125 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,213 T made it out like it was a big gym test. 126 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,425 Some people don't realize what massage involves. 127 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,153 I'm practically doin' two years of medical school on my own right now. 128 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,721 One thing I learned in recovery, 129 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,723 other people's definitions of you? 130 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,767 Sometimes they're more about makin' themselves feel better. 131 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,269 You gotta define yourself. 132 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,354 Keep your eye on the tiger, man. 133 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,234 - See ya, ton'. - Bye. 134 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,197 I suppose I could speak with monsignor bava, 135 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,241 have him call his nephew at K-Mart. 136 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,869 That'll fix us in the huggies department. 137 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,788 Well, the diaper drive covers clothe the naked. 138 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,474 What do you say we work on feed the hungry? 139 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,000 Ah, this looks delicious. 140 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,793 Thanks for inviting me, carm'. 141 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,336 Pleasant surprise, indeed. 142 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,215 So, how goes life these days? 143 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,761 Actually, I think I met somebody. 144 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,596 Really? 145 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,097 Just kinda happened. 146 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,767 We had been, uh, working on this project together 147 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,770 and suddenly we both realized, 148 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,813 huh, that there were certain feelings. 149 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,984 And I like him as a person, too, of course. Don't get me wrong. 150 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,237 The funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. 151 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,822 He sort of reminded me of you. 152 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,451 He's an intellectual. You know what I mean. 153 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,245 Anyway we had been friends, I guess, 154 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,707 and then he called to ask me out 155 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,919 and suddenly all the formality dropped away. 156 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,338 When I saw him the other day, 157 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,132 he looked at me with this intensity. 158 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,842 Now, I know it's wrong, 159 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,803 but the truth is, I feel it, too. 160 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,725 You know, if you really want to discuss this, 161 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,728 I think we should include Tony in the conversation as well. 162 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,525 Why... why are you sounding, I don't know, kind of hostile? 163 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,610 I'm not. 164 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,488 Perhaps that's your sin talking. 165 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,031 This is none of Tony's business. 166 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,177 Who knows what he's been up to and not just during the separation either. 167 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,346 That doesn't change the fact that you made a commitment... 168 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,704 To each other before god. 169 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,833 Well, maybe you should send the papal nuncio to Tony and remind him of that. 170 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,585 Why am I the only one held to any kind of standards? 171 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,816 And for that matter, if this is wrong, 172 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,714 why did god put this man in my life? 173 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,425 Is it god that put him there? 174 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,303 Or is there a particular need you have right now? 175 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,256 See, I never understand this. 176 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,349 Didn't he put the need there? 177 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,732 Say when, senor. 178 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,699 You! 179 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,492 Office! 180 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,412 5:15, I haven't punched in yet. 181 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,164 This is still my time. 182 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,841 Yeah? 183 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,678 I give you a hard time about my truck the other day. 184 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,807 Cops find two kids... Feel free to apologize any time. 185 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,601 Anyway, they investigate. 186 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,019 Could be joy ride. 187 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:30,607 But I think maybe behind it is my cousin at northside. 188 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,917 You know if they found my books? 189 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,401 Who knows. 190 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,408 You study hard for "massagie", yeah? 191 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,827 The licensing test is pretty hard. 192 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,204 Huge failure rate. 193 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,539 If you pass, then what you do with this? 194 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,918 Be a professional masseur. 195 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,128 You no think of "massagie ghageh"? 196 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,756 You know, small sauna. 197 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,633 Yeah, I could see it. 198 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,177 Four or five tables, soothing atmosphere. 199 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,845 Pipe in a little Keith jarret. 200 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,057 First thing I get stuck with you I think, 201 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,309 oh, shit goddamnit. 202 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,270 He lazy American and criminal. 203 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,855 No good for Kim. 204 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,525 But you work for Kim and future. 205 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,694 Like a Korean people. 206 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,154 I wouldn't say that. 207 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,989 I come from Korea. 208 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,868 Only new shoes and uncle's address. 209 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,329 Worser than prison. 210 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:30,041 But I become "jah-soo-suhng-gah" the boss. 211 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,293 That's why I try to help you. 212 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,088 Help me how? What are you talkin' about? 213 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:39,008 I stake you the money in the storefront. 214 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,972 I got a travel agency 215 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,517 in mini mall over at west Caldwell. 216 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,811 Shitty business 217 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,438 with a fucking three-year lease. 218 00:12:55,817 --> 00:13:01,114 You know, my daughter, very interested in massage. 219 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,240 Physical therapy. 220 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,825 Top of two-thirds class. 221 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,910 Good for her. It's a tough nut to crack. 222 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,746 She no like physical therapy no more. 223 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,416 Cripple people make her sad. 224 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:15,211 Now, she watch TV, live at home, do nothing. 225 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,007 You pass test then you, me, my daughter, 226 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,301 we make the big success journey. 227 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,137 Okay?! 228 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,764 Jesus. 229 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,100 Yeah, alright. 230 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,313 I-I don't know what to say, Kim. 231 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,731 Thanks. 232 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,114 I laid it out for him. 233 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,617 He wants to move back here it's gotta be with your full approval. 234 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,619 This was your idea? 235 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,372 It was mutual. 236 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,101 He's upset 'cause he don't get the kinda cereal he likes. 237 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,376 He threw it in the sink. 238 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,712 How am I supposed to focus at school with no breakfast? 239 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,921 I got dizzy. 240 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,831 I'm sorry. I don't see why the two of you can't work this out between yourselves. 241 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,985 Well, maybe I don't wanna live in a place 242 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,775 where people use violence against children. 243 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,182 Violence? 244 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,909 You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass. 245 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,560 You see? Now that's abuse. 246 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,770 I know what my rights are. 247 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,384 I can call social services and they'll send a case worker. 248 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,191 Go ahead! He'll get the other shoe! 249 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,361 This is demoralizin'. 250 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,213 - Well, now maybe you see... - That a son of mine 251 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,239 would even consider callin' in the authorities! 252 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,826 Go ahead, live where you want. 253 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,036 Fine. 254 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,329 Family meeting? 255 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,539 Try to stay awake, aj. 256 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,333 Keep walkin'. 257 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,088 I-I just want my old room back. 258 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,256 You wanted to live with your father, aj. 259 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,549 Live with your decision. 260 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,717 I don't like it there. 261 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,278 Now that's funny, I thought I was the problem. 262 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,720 I make you miserable, remember? 263 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,055 Well, I never said that. 264 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,265 - You did. - Absolutely. 265 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,153 For me to even consider having you back, 266 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,407 we're gonna have to establish some non-negotiable ground rules. 267 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,658 Like what kind? 268 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,034 Let your mother talk. 269 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,831 First and foremost, school comes first. 270 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,542 That means putting the brakes on your social life, 271 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,169 parties and phone calls, Devin. 272 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,547 You are at a crisis point grade-wise, 273 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,383 so you will make sure that your work is done on time and correctly. 274 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,763 Alright. 275 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,558 - I will not tolerate cursing... - After 16 years 276 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,911 of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed? 277 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,187 This is my house. You will treat me with respect. 278 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,064 Well, is that it? 279 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,077 I want you to involve me in your life a little. 280 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,037 Fine. 281 00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,876 Alright. 282 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,711 Go get your stuff from the car. 283 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,029 We played that just right. 284 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,035 Think his time over there with me whipped him into shape a little. 285 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,412 Hmm. 286 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,956 Think you'll see a difference. 287 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:53,179 Which muscles attach to the coracoid process? 288 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,264 'Kay, I fuckin' know this. 289 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,558 It's on the tip of my tongue. 290 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,810 Ho, fuckin' study hall again. 291 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,480 Vito, where the fuck is my tuppennare? 292 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,731 Keep your shirt on. 293 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,566 My wife's bringin' it down this afternoon. 294 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,861 Pectoralis minor and the coracobrachalis, of course. 295 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,613 And... 296 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,115 Come on. 297 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,283 Even I know this. 298 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,493 Fuck, fine, what is it? 299 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,619 Biceps! 300 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,332 The fuck, I knew that. My mind's all over the place. 301 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,917 Fear knocked at the door. 302 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,794 Faith answered. It was no one there. 303 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,212 Why do you wanna do this shit? 304 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,880 So you can touch a bunch a strangers? 305 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,882 You really skeeve the human body, don't you? 306 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,260 You like this so much, let me ask ya a question. 307 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,262 Why do pissin', shittin' and fuckin' 308 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,138 all happen within a two inch radius? 309 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,975 Everybody asks that, Paulie. There's no answer for it. 310 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,660 They're all sources of pleasure, though. 311 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,353 Get the fuck outta here. 312 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,480 I know this shit and then the next minute it's gone. 313 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,365 I don't know how you do it workin' full time. 314 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,317 If your parole officer's a problem, 315 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,611 give our guy Jimmy curran a call. He's a supervisor. 316 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,240 It's not that. It's just all this pressure now that I got this opportunity. 317 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,534 Sungyon Kim, my boss, 318 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,412 he's gonna back me on a whole storefront operation. 319 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,746 The Korean? 320 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,082 You're lookin' for money, why not come to me? 321 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,251 Well this is different. 322 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:10,047 This self-owned business shit's like a religion to these people. 323 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,550 Plus, the guy sees somethin' in me. 324 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,180 You know, in some ways, 325 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,934 the whole prison thing is not that different from bein' an immigrant. 326 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,982 Word to the wise, remember Pearl harbor. 327 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,860 We really were the last people in there. 328 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,654 At least they were subtle about it. 329 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,115 Was it stacking of chairs or the running the vacuum? 330 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,675 Relax. 331 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,052 Sorry. 332 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,681 "Madame bovary". It's a first edition. 333 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,309 Well, modern library's first edition. 334 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,646 Thank you, that is so sweet. 335 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,317 Honestly, though, I don't know. The story's very slow. 336 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,860 Nothing really happens. 337 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,405 I think he could've said what he has to say with a lot less words. 338 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,782 Outside nothing happens. 339 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:22,244 But inside she has these extremes of boredom and exhilaration. 340 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,913 You should try it again. 341 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,834 And what a wonderful thing to have in a den. 342 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,463 You know, you look really beautiful in this light. 343 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,137 I don't do this a lot. 344 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,139 Mm, do what? 345 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,060 Sitting in a car, with a man, 346 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,270 not really knowing what to do. 347 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,815 Or if I should at all. 348 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,317 And feeling like some teenager 349 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,194 which was believe it or not... 350 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,877 I have to tell you. 351 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,131 I haven't been with anyone. 352 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,924 You're a virgin? 353 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,051 This is my lucky night. 354 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,970 Stop with the jokes. 355 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,406 I'm so glad you're here. 356 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,962 So, how was it? 357 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,464 Oh, cut it out. 358 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,552 So, what is "abelard and heloise"? 359 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,053 It looks religious. 360 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:27,930 I just like to read in there. 361 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,098 Hmph. 362 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,561 It's the classic story. 363 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,356 A 12th century scholar falls in love with his underage student. 364 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,191 Gets her pregnant. 365 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,110 God, in the 12th century. 366 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,695 Mm, and they're found out. 367 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,574 And her uncle, the Abbot, has him castrated. 368 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,202 It's timeless, really. 369 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,706 Even though he becomes a monk and she a nun, 370 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,042 their passion burns on through these incredible letters 371 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,586 through the rest of their lives. 372 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,796 You, with these books. 373 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,883 Mm, education should never stop. 374 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,260 It enriches all aspects of life. 375 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,762 Hmm, I know. 376 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,142 I wish someone could convince aj of that. 377 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,228 I keep thinking he could start over in college 378 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,233 but who knows if he's even gonna get the chance. 379 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,315 He will. 380 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,067 All our students matriculate. 381 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,708 You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me. 382 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,209 No way. 383 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,788 Why do they take so long? 384 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,832 All they have to do is spit out the results. 385 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:06,171 5-6-2-4-7-3-7-30-2-11. 386 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,923 That's me. Blundetto. 387 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,801 I'm only authorized to inform you that your score meets 388 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,554 or exceeds the required minimum for iicensure, 389 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,931 as you're now board certified in massage 390 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,392 and bodywork by the state of New Jersey. 391 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:21,937 Honey, you passed. 392 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,230 You passed. 393 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,401 Oh, Jesus. 394 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,157 I couldn't have done it alone. 395 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,327 Oh, my god, look at you. 396 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,914 You did it baby. You did it. 397 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,585 Bless me father, for I have sinned. 398 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,254 It's been a month since my last confession. 399 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,881 Carmela? 400 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,550 I had sex with that man. 401 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,640 I know we talked about commitment, 402 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,227 the sacrament of marriage, but... 403 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:05,981 I don't know. 404 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,566 You sound remorseful. 405 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,818 I am. I'm also confused, though. 406 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,279 The truth is I have been walking around on a cloud, 407 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,615 like Maria in "West Side story". 408 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,079 It's not right. 409 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,166 Have you heard of "abelard and Eloise"? 410 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,335 I think it's "heloise", 411 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,462 and from what I remember it ends badly. 412 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,922 I know, exactly. 413 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,592 But, something in me has been reawakened. 414 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,679 And even if it never happens again with this man, 415 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,599 just knowing that feeling of passion again. 416 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,476 I don't know if it's ever gonna go away. 417 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:43,936 Itineedit 418 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,854 if it never happens again? 419 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,899 Carmela, I can't absolve you of a sin 420 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,818 you're going to continue to commit. 421 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,861 You need to show resolve. 422 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,988 A firm purpose to change. 423 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,366 Yeah, I know, I know. 424 00:26:57,491 --> 00:27:00,869 So, this man takes you to restaurants. 425 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,288 Fulfills certain physical desires. 426 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,706 Tells jokes. 427 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,626 But will he be there beyond the here and now? 428 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,087 When you're too old to walk to the bathroom. 429 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,380 Will he be there to help you? 430 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,132 What, and you think Tony will? 431 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,218 Carmela, you took a vow. 432 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,387 You both did. 433 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:22,391 For your penance, I want you to do something kind for Tony. 434 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:23,767 I don't think I can, father. 435 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,394 Then pray for him. 436 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,855 Not only that god will touch his heart 437 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,690 but that he'll touch yours as well. 438 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,453 It's not much now, of course, but it's a pretty flexible space. 439 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,682 Plus you got the dog groomin' next door... 440 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,749 In case your Korean friend wants some lunch. 441 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,543 You know they really do eat dogs. 442 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,148 I mean not all of 'em but I asked Kim. 443 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,588 Aw, Jesus Christ. 444 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,674 I'm thinkin' of buildin' a row of rooms here with different themes. 445 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,303 Asian for shiatsu, a little Danish thing for rolfing, 446 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,597 even though technically it's Swedish. 447 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,725 Well, sounds like it's all comin' together. 448 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,312 Look, ton', I know you're disappointed. 449 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,230 The fuck you talkin' about? 450 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,358 The way things turned out, since I left the can. 451 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,943 Goin' civilian. 452 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:22,409 Over here I'm gonna put an oasis with big plants, 453 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,454 like a waiting area for the customers. 454 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,706 Could buy some 30 dollar hand cream 455 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,143 while they look at one of those fountains with the koi in it. 456 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,501 I can get you the koi. 457 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,128 Really, giant carp? 458 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,796 How the fuck do you get that? 459 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,173 It's done. 460 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,442 Don't give it another thought. 461 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,051 Tony, you here? 462 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,427 - Yeah! - Out front. 463 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,554 Hey. I came by to get the keys. 464 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,199 I would have gone by the laundry but my dad's 465 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,432 such a hard-on at work. 466 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,934 Tell me about it. 467 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,644 Amanda, this is my cousin, Tony. 468 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:50,395 - Hey. - Hey, how are ya? 469 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,732 Hey, you believe there's a dog groomer there? 470 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,817 In case somebody needs a snack? 471 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,029 Place is nice. 472 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,507 A little paint, maybe... Amanda, this is my cousin Christopher. 473 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:02,741 Hey. 474 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,579 So, um, I met this guy at a club on canal. 475 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,414 He says he can hook us up with ginseng, 476 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,625 fake rhino, nerve tea, all that herbal shit. 477 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,686 We could, uh, keep it up front with the koi thing, 478 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:14,750 if we're still doin' that. 479 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,046 Koi's taken care of. 480 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,631 Well, I gotta book. 481 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,258 Nice meeting you guys. 482 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,014 What's she here for, happy endings? 483 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,499 She's not gonna do massage at all. 484 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:28,809 She's Kim's daughter. 485 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,254 She's tryin' to find herself. She'll do the books and shit. 486 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,647 Nice ass. 487 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,999 The ceiling tiles come right out 488 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,900 so I can install the sound system myself. 489 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,694 Think you could put in a word with, uh, 490 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:39,987 number one daughter there? 491 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,238 - For what? - You know. 492 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,031 Get some a that kung pao coochie. 493 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,075 You fuckin' guys, this is important to me. 494 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,164 Sex agrees with you, you look great. 495 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,000 You're bein' discreet, right? 496 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,336 Well, sneaking around is actually half the fun. 497 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,630 It's like you have this secret. 498 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,395 You know, you wanna scream to the world... 499 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,717 Yeah, but... 500 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,522 - Do yourself a favor, though, huh? - Yeah. 501 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,513 So, how was it? 502 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,392 Uh, I will say that he took his time. 503 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,436 Oh, you're not gettin' off that easy. 504 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:13,895 Come on, details. 505 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,314 Come on. Hello there. 506 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,690 Hey, aj. 507 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,483 Hey, aunt ro. 508 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,861 How was school? 509 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,030 Itsucked. 510 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,824 Mr. Wegler pulled me out of language lab 511 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,492 to go over my term paper notes. 512 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,036 I didn't have my stuff with me so 513 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,331 he puts his faggy hand on my shoulder and says "do your best". 514 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,624 Well, that's his job, to get you into college. 515 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,376 Or maybe he's just a big homo. 516 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:37,878 Could be. 517 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,465 I'm making ziti for dinner. Go start your assignments, I will call you. 518 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,384 Could I watch TV first? 519 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,011 Promise me you're gonna work later. 520 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,471 Mm, but you gotta help me. 521 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,680 I will. 522 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,860 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my Jackie. 523 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,445 Oh, honey. 524 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,783 They never caught those goddamn chinks who killed him. 525 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,620 Oh, my god, it hurts. 526 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,707 So I'm findin' the other copy 527 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,335 when gene, the actuary, completely unloads on me. 528 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,461 Jerk. 529 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:22,964 Like yellin's gonna make me do anything but screw up more. 530 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,384 You know you have to remember that when you're the boss. 531 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,177 The boss. 532 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,637 It's amazing isn't it? 533 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,564 Jerks. 534 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,775 Garbage pails are right there. 535 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,948 Come on. 536 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,332 - Holy fuck. - What?! 537 00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,334 Oh, my god, is it a fetus? 538 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,548 - Oh my god! - Shh! 539 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,759 It's crack, or crank maybe. 540 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,885 They were drug dealers? 541 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,972 Yeah. They were probably thinkin' they were bein' tailed by the cops. 542 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,932 Honey, your parole. 543 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,145 Happy? 544 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,563 Come on. 545 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,406 I've never seen that much money before. 546 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,324 There's gotta be 10, 12 grand. 547 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,703 Look at this, you're doubly blessed. 548 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:40,083 You're right, Kim, now this. 549 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,336 I am gonna buy you a ring. 550 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,674 You are the sweetest, sweetest man. 551 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,760 But you should put it into the business. 552 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,430 See, I gotta start thinkin' like that. 553 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,640 It's a learning curve. 554 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:03,148 Well, it seems to say here that this piggy represents 555 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,108 intellectualism over the physical. 556 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,694 So maybe the... the eyeglasses are symbolic. 557 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,864 And that's a good topic for section two in your outline. 558 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,783 Aj, wake up! 559 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,244 I'm not gonna do this by myself. 560 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:18,929 How are you gonna finish this paper? It's not gonna write itself. 561 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,172 So now this, uh, so-called bag. 562 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,174 You sure it wasn't on some old lady's arm? 563 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,594 I can't believe she thought it was a baby. 564 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,095 People do that shit. 565 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,764 12 grand? Madonna mi'. 566 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,534 So how many guys you gotta jerk off on a massage table to make that? 567 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,453 I don't know, what do you charge without the table? 568 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:43,230 Ho! 569 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,106 Cristal, gentlemen? 570 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,316 Keep it comin', honey. 571 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,444 From now on, anytime somebody steps in a pile a shit, 572 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,571 it'll be known as a blundetto. 573 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,323 To the blundetto! 574 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,335 Oh, wait. 575 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,796 I wasn't ready. 576 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:30,819 Huh! 577 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,862 My god, you scared me. 578 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,656 What are you doing here? 579 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,866 Jesus. Nice greetin'. 580 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,997 How are you, everything okay? 581 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,666 Aj left this in his room. 582 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,418 Thought he might need it to turn in. 583 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,130 Did you even look at this? 584 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,048 Who the hell is Anne Dunham? 585 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,176 How the hell should I know? 586 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,054 Well, she's obviously some girl who was an expert 587 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,657 on "lord of the flies" three years ago. 588 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,141 This is an a-plus paper. 589 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,771 Since when do you eat duck? 590 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,609 I can't believe he would do this. Neither can I. 591 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,211 Considerin' how tight he is with money. 592 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,528 That's not what I meant. What? 593 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,238 Oh, you think he bought this? 594 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,074 Goddamnit! 595 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:22,704 Hello? 596 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,457 Hi, I was just laying here thinking about you. 597 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,042 What are you wearing? 598 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,793 Yes, hello, Mr. Wegler, hi. 599 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,670 I'm afraid now is not a good time. 600 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,922 I'm serious. I wanna know. 601 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:36,051 Uh, well yes, thank you very much. 602 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,719 I will make sure that he brings it in. 603 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,262 Okay goodbye, Mr. Wegler. 604 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,474 I made reservations at that crab place down by the shore. 605 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,101 Dinner and a little night swimming. 606 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,062 Right, okay, thank you. 607 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,482 What'd that fag want? 608 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,068 Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. 609 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,087 You know, maybe you're a fag. You ever think about that? 610 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,672 Can I help it if I know one when I see one? 611 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,449 Oh really, what are the signs? Education, culture... 612 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,174 Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off. 613 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,827 How do you know who sucks whose cock? 614 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,287 What, do ya got a little secret? 615 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,915 And what do you care, anyway, if somebody's gay. 616 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,353 It must be some big fear of yours or you wouldn't talk about it so much. 617 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,796 I forget now. What part of hell did you say they go to? 618 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:15,965 Are they with the abortion doctors or the child molesters? 619 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,676 That was a long time ago. 620 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,028 So now you're all open minded that you... 621 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:21,304 Got a couple friends that are Bologna smokers. 622 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:22,514 Right? 623 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,140 What the fuck are you doing? 624 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,684 Goin' for a swim. 625 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,105 What you... you gonna leave your goddamn socks here? 626 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,898 Your underpants?! 627 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:48,206 Hey, that's some beautiful suit. 628 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,750 I had to get it. It went with the shoes. 629 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,169 Whose got those? Vito's guy? 630 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,963 Vasily's, custom made. 631 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,757 Only thing I ever found in the street is my first wife. 632 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,511 Dealer has 20. 633 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,637 Son of a bitch. 634 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:04,973 I just took a beatin' at craps. 635 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,099 How you guys doin'? 636 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,268 Pocahontas here is scalpin'us. 637 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,158 What's the matter? 638 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:27,370 Oh, just nothing. I... I don't know. 639 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:31,583 I just keep thinking about aj and that girl's paper. 640 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,711 Oh, it's a pretty common thing, carm', really. 641 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,630 Honestly, you know, 642 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,758 the important thing is you took a stand. 643 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,261 A lot of parents just take it in stride or even condone it. 644 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,697 It's just the cheating, you know. 645 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,973 It's just not like him. He's always done his work. 646 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,100 Poorly, a lot of the time, and late. 647 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,394 But he always did it, he never cheated. 648 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,812 Well wait. 649 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,577 Didn't I read somewhere in his record that 650 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,065 he stole a test at verbum dei? 651 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,859 Oh, please, no, that was just acting out. 652 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,694 He was with a bad crowd. 653 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,738 They were there to vandalize the science lab 654 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,907 but it was locked, so they stole some tests. 655 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,367 Well, I was a late bloomer, too. 656 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,161 Union college took a chance on me 657 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,746 because they saw that I had potential 658 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,289 but I wasn't that mature. 659 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:12,874 That's all this is. 660 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,417 Aj's just fighting to keep 661 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,836 pace with the kids who seem further ahead. 662 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,923 You know you ask me, I think he was driven to cheating. 663 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:23,176 It's that... that Mr. Fiske. He is ridiculous with the pressure. 664 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,261 I mean how hopeless would you feel 665 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,555 if you really worked on something and still got a "d". 666 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,850 I have been there, carm'. You're worrying for nothing, I promise. 667 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,194 I have thought about this all day. 668 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,697 You know I almost called you from the faculty parking lot. 669 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,582 - Oh, Bob. - What? 670 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,668 Stop. Bob, I... 671 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,587 What's the matter? 672 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,756 I can't right now, I'm sorry. 673 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,383 I'm too upset. 674 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,974 Carmela, stay, what are you doing? 675 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,227 What kind of mother am I? I mean look at us. 676 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,747 Do you realize under the laws of the church I'm still married? 677 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,106 The church? 678 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,358 I can't do this tonight. I'm sorry. 679 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:23,403 Jesus, carmela, come on. 680 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,020 Okay, thanks. 681 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,438 It was a fuckin' blast. 682 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,064 You sure you don't wanna eat? 683 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,233 Steak and eggs up by skyway's. 684 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,110 Ah, I can't. 685 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,695 Come on! Shut the door. 686 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,823 I'm gonna mang' then hit the sack for the next 14 hours. 687 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,891 Hey. I thought once they move you upstairs 688 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,017 you get to leave early. 689 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,268 No such luck. 690 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:38,811 Got a second? 691 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,439 The soprano kid. 692 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,941 How is he doin'? 693 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,567 Got his paper yet? 694 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,778 Well, the usual. 695 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:49,155 Solidly below average. 696 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,741 So what, a "c"? 697 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,786 Well no, that's a little generous for 10% insight, 698 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,454 90% cliff notes. 699 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,914 This is an important class, Tom. 700 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,875 Anything less than a "c" is gonna blow that kid out at Arizona state. 701 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,320 You really think it's gonna make that much of a difference? 702 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,673 As Dean of college admissions and head of your department, 703 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,132 I happen to know it's a fact. 704 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,426 He's doing his best. 705 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,470 Well, like my dad used to say, 706 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,347 the world needs ditch diggers, too. 707 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,308 Let me ask you something. 708 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:20,561 How is floating this kid a c-minus gonna fuck things up here? 709 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,730 Aj soprano's a spoiled on, Bob. 710 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,335 He'd be lucky to go to a trade school. 711 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,733 It's a d-plus. 712 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,112 Tom, cut him a break. 713 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,542 So what does it mean to the kid who really breaks his ass in here 714 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:45,253 if Fredo corleone can get a "c" 'cause you asked? 715 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,213 Is that what this is about? 716 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,506 His background? 717 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,513 Goodnight. 718 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,140 I'll be workin' over at the place. 719 00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,684 That's good dedication. 720 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:01,978 Way to go. 721 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:07,775 See regular people need a place to relax, too. 722 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,194 They can't just hop on a plane to The Bahamas, right? 723 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,701 Hey guys, what do you think of daddy's business? 724 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,243 Jason, jusfin, I'm talkin' to ya. 725 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,536 I like it. 726 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,204 Yeah, it's nice. 727 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,257 Well, maybe someday when this thing takes off 728 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,793 you guys can work here, like as a summer job or somethin'. 729 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,754 Would ya like that? Workin' with your old man? 730 00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,088 Sure. 731 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,216 Alright, put those away. 732 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:33,919 You gotta do your homework... 733 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,988 Before I take you back or your mom's gonna kill me. 734 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:39,223 Mom says we need helmets to ride the scooters you got us. 735 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,600 We'll stop at sports authority. 736 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:41,851 Come on, do your homework. 737 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,144 Where? 738 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,687 I don't know. 739 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:46,105 Here, on the floor over there. 740 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,137 Hold it like this. 741 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,263 Ready? 742 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,890 Haa! 743 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,102 That was fast. 744 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,812 I took a shortcut. 745 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:40,034 Did you ever think of painting that ceiling? 746 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,911 Maybe. 747 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,413 How about a glow-in-the-dark solar system 748 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,165 like I had in college? 749 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,042 I was thinking blue, maybe. 750 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,670 You know, like when you stick your hand in the Caribbean. 751 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,046 Oh, yeah. 752 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,385 You think union college is a good place of aj? 753 00:43:58,594 --> 00:43:59,762 I don't know. 754 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,055 Could be. 755 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,391 You know, maybe you could tell them 756 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:05,768 how he's a lot like you were when you were his age. 757 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,187 That's a thought. 758 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,691 So have you ever been to the Caribbean? 759 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:14,068 Yeah, Barbados, once. Years ago. 760 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,444 Oh, it was beautiful. 761 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,071 Yeah, it is. 762 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:21,742 Maybe you could bring up the fact that he has a.D.D., 763 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,287 because it's not the stigma it once was. 764 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,497 That's true. 765 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:28,291 It isn't. 766 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,418 Where are you going? 767 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,641 Mmm. 768 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,060 Faculty lunch, right? 769 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:50,396 Patty d'amico brought them. 770 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,779 What's the matter, you okay? 771 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:01,616 Maybe we should take a time out. 772 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:04,410 What? 773 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,162 Really, why? 774 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,831 Because every time I think about 775 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,333 putting the arm on Tom Fiske 776 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,418 I wanna poke my eyes out with a knitting needle. 777 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,587 What does that have to do with us? 778 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,174 I just think we should, uh... 779 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,135 Not do this. 780 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:25,723 Oh, no, here tell me. 781 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:29,018 I don't know any other way to put this. 782 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,479 I have been thinking and... 783 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:33,898 I don't know, I... 784 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,317 I think you're a user, carmela. 785 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:37,902 What? 786 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:42,323 Maybe you saw an opportunity in me and you just took what you needed. 787 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,533 Oh, that is not true. 788 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:47,078 I am here because I enjoy being with you. 789 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,788 That it was wonderful, in fact. 790 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,457 Yeah, it was. I mean, it is, I know. 791 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,752 How could asking someone you're with for help be using them? 792 00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:56,379 That's what people do. 793 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,678 Bob, this hurts. 794 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,474 Oh, my. 795 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,352 Oh my stomach I feel sick. 796 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,939 You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have, your pussy. 797 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,733 How dare you talk to me that way? 798 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,128 Okay, let's pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. 799 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,445 Idont 800 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:23,409 of course I don't have a fucking masters degree. 801 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,574 Leaving me with a massive hard-on the other night 802 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:27,219 and then practically attacking me sexually 803 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:28,869 after you got what you wanted. 804 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,247 You know what, Bob? 805 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:32,540 You are fucked up. 806 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,293 You need help, you know that? 807 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:37,253 Fucking idiot I am. 808 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,381 Take it easy. 809 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,301 Yeah. Believe it or not, I thought you cared about me. 810 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,344 I just thought you should know how I feel. 811 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,013 Fuck you. 812 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,932 You better watch your step. 813 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,149 Jesus Christ, it's four A.M. 814 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,067 Okay, boys, hands on the table. 815 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,362 Full boat. 816 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:05,614 Jesus Christ. 817 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,534 Three fuckin' Jacks over here. 818 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,077 You just keep jackin', my friend. 819 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,954 That's it for me, tapioca. 820 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,873 You blew the whole 12 grand? 821 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,876 What are you stupid? I got 400 left. 822 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,715 Punch in in two hours. 823 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,219 There's no sense goin' home. 824 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,646 Fuck. 825 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,133 Hello? 826 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,618 Hey, hon', I'm over at your mom's. 827 00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:08,427 Great. 828 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,805 Roadway xpress delivered five massage tables. 829 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:13,099 There? They had that address by mistake. 830 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,517 I told them to deliver here. 831 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:16,102 They're still in the boxes. 832 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,979 I looked inside, though. They're pretty spiff. 833 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,815 That salamanca fabric was worth it. 834 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,274 It's like leather almost. 835 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:23,734 Great. 836 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,069 What's the matter? 837 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:26,570 Shit gives me a headache. 838 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,489 Details and all that stuff. 839 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,574 Oh, you, it's no big. For gosh sake. 840 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,700 We'll get Rudy's truck. 841 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,119 Maybe I have a brain tumor. 842 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,537 Honey, you don't. 843 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:35,996 This headache in my jaw. 844 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,581 I read it in "time" magazine. 845 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,292 It's really not that likely, jeez. 846 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,271 I gotta get back to the painting or I'll never get the fuck outta here tonight. 847 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:47,800 I am so fucking sick and tired of your gambling and complaining. 848 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,260 I've got a headache. 849 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:52,096 When I think of me waiting outside that prison for you to come out 850 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:53,264 sometimes I wanna vomit. 851 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,391 I am sick! I'm evil... 852 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:04,191 Hey, Henry for'... Big entrepreneur. 853 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,527 I like color. 854 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:16,412 My friend, pak, come by? 855 00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:18,038 Fix the toilet? 856 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,404 It's not fixed. He's gotta come back with a fuckin' part. 857 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,627 Oh, pak, he a good plumber. 858 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,464 Right over here, "Wes-a calwell". 859 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,049 Wes calwel, Wes calwel. 860 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:33,554 West Caldwell. 861 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:40,227 So, paflnen we open in three day, huh? 862 00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:45,816 Fuckin' stroll in. 863 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:47,526 I'm over here bustin' my fuckin' ass! 864 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,695 You fuckin' crazy?! 865 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:54,200 Work in your fuckin' laundry, all fuckin' day! 866 00:49:57,161 --> 00:49:58,996 Fuckin' scam artist. 867 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:01,874 Fuck. 868 00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:16,055 Ah! 869 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,163 The pole is bent. 870 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:43,582 Somebody been punchin' this door? 871 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,170 You had a man around you wouldn't need to call me. 872 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,005 Yeah, right. 873 00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:53,801 You're still young, Mel. 874 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:55,261 A good lookin' woman. 875 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:57,972 There's no reason you shouldn't move on with your life, 876 00:50:58,097 --> 00:50:59,765 if that's what you want. 877 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,483 Well, there actually was somebody. 878 00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:14,280 And he seemed very nice. 879 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,115 Oh, that's good. 880 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:20,327 He was a wolf in sheep's clothing. 881 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:24,498 He made all these accusations about my character. 882 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:29,962 Whatever I say, whatever I do, 883 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,506 because I was married to a man like Tony, 884 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,176 my motives will always be called into question. 885 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:47,229 Well. 886 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,251 Hey. Sit down. 887 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:11,920 You want somethin'? 888 00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,507 Aaah. 889 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,259 What'd you do? 890 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,303 Back. 891 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:20,679 Fuckin' job. 892 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,348 A work-related injury. 893 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,690 So, here's the thing. 894 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,611 You mentioned you might need someone to run the swag airbags. 895 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:51,293 Bring me a vodka rocks 896 00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:53,337 and get me some kind of a cushion, will ya? 897 00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,509 What happened with the massage parlor? 898 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,560 It's hard doin' business with strangers.