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Into the bottom of the eighth.
A very tight game on a hot day.

2
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- Oh, it sure is today, isn't it?
- It certainly is, Roger.

3
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Mets tying it up
2-2 in the sixth.

4
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Man on second.

5
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Want another super nacho?

6
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No, they been sitting too long.
The cheese is all sweaty.

7
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This guy in the joint,
crazy rasta fuck...

8
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Used to make grilled cheese
on the radiator.

9
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He put the bread
between two sheets of paper.

10
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Had a whole system.

11
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- What did you do to your foot?
- The other night. Fucking irvington.

12
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- Two black guys jumped me outside a bar.
- With half of them locked up...

13
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Making grilled cheese, you'd think there
wouldn't be many around making trouble.

14
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- Should I melt another batch?
- No, I'm good. I got dinner in the city.

15
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So, Finn, you got any plans
for the summer?

16
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Going back to mission viejo
to surf or whatever?

17
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Actually, I'm hoping to stay here
in the city.

18
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- How's summer school going?
- It sucks.

19
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I did summer school once.
You can still have fun.

20
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At casa carmela? He's looking at
maximum-security summer.

21
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Excuse me a minute.

22
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Why don't you cut your mother a break.
For the record...

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She's holding this family together
under this current situation and all.

24
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- Can we get the check, please?
- The young man took care of it.

25
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- You paid the check?
- I figured since you're always so...

26
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You know, generous,
I should reciprocate.

27
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You're lucky you don't
get your head handed to you.

28
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- Dad.
- Let's get this straight: You eat. I pay.

29
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- Mr. Soprano...
- No, when you have your own family...

30
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You pay.

31
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Let's go.

32
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Just take the money.

33
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Listen, I didn't mean
to bite your head off in there.

34
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No, it's fine. I didn't mean to overstep.
I just wanted to say thank you.

35
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You're a good guy.
I respect you trying.

36
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And then he fell asleep right after.

37
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He did call me late the next morning.
And he sent flowers.

38
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But other than that,
I haven't heard from him all week.

39
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- What did he say?
- That it was nice, you know.

40
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And it was nice.
He was very sweet, actually.

41
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So you think
what happened at the party...

42
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Is an overture
Tony wants to get back together?

43
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I don't know. Maybe.

44
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He's dropping a.J. Off later.

45
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This is the last thing
I need to get into right now.

46
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Oh, please, he never had it so good.

47
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Well, that's him.

48
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You two should talk. Let me just pee.

49
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Okay.

50
00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,610
So was your father in a rush now
or something?

51
00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,529
I don't know. He said he was tired.

52
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To give you this
and a kiss on the cheek.

53
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Thank god. It's the last thing I needed
was to talk to him.

54
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Know who loved golf?

55
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It was Joey peeps.
May he rest in peace.

56
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It's sad when they go young like that.

57
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When they go?

58
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Come on, huh?

59
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It was little carmine behind it.

60
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Payback for that whore he was fucking,
Lorraine calluzo.

61
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,991
You don't know that for sure, John.

62
00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,995
Little carmine knew
how fond I was of this kid, Tony.

63
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I picked him out of the chorus.

64
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Schooled him
those years he was my driver.

65
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Anything from your cop?

66
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Some homeless fuck
saw a guy limping away.

67
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And then he wasn't sure.

68
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I'll tell you, I don't know how
I'm gonna get through Joey's funeral.

69
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And forget about Ginny.

70
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Every Christmas, Joey would send her
a grandma's of Maine coffeecake.

71
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What's wrong? You all right?

72
00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,918
- Is it his heart?
- No. It's this fucking weather.

73
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Sudden changes.
Fucks up your respiratory system.

74
00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:02,964
- Come on.
- Get some...

75
00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,050
- I got you.
- Get some electrolytes in him.

76
00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,593
- We got you.
- Come on, buddy.

77
00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,929
- Come on.
- That's it. Sit down.

78
00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,723
Good, good. That's it. That's it.

79
00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,808
You're all right. You're all right.

80
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The point I am trying
to illustrate...

81
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Is that of course no one wants
all-out conflict.

82
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But historically, historical changes
have come out of war.

83
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Far as I'm concerned, it's a new day. All
old treaties and ways of doing things...

84
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- Are null and void.
- Exactly.

85
00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,706
And the Joe peeps thing?
Where does that leave us?

86
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When you've had
a quadruple bypass like I did...

87
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It gives you a lot of time to think.

88
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The only thing Johnny understands
is force.

89
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,052
But the fact is, though,
we pissed on a bees' nest.

90
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So, what's the other option? Rollover?

91
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,435
We could've had a sit-down.

92
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- The other captains, maybe.
- This isn't the u.N., Angelo.

93
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,025
I won't let what happened to my father
happen to me.

94
00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:08,905
God forgive me, but you may be
a stronger man than your dad was.

95
00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,615
The fundamental question is:

96
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Will I be as effective as a boss
like my dad was?

97
00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:17,455
And I will be. Even more so.
But until I am...

98
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,625
It's gonna be hard to verify that
I think I'll be more effective.

99
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,378
I just talked to my parents.

100
00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,798
They offered me a jetblue ticket home.
No economic relief.

101
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What did the lady
at student placement say?

102
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- I never went down there.
- Why didn't you?

103
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This economy? Hello?

104
00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,724
I mean, even the crappiest mcjobs
aren't there.

105
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Besides, I wouldn't wanna take away
a job a minority could have.

106
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Just... it doesn't cool anything
anyway. Leave it.

107
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Don't open the window.
The garbage reeks.

108
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,280
Why do we wanna be
in New York anyway?

109
00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:54,659
It was supposed to be fun, remember?
Summer before the big grad school push.

110
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,995
You could go out to Jersey,
sleep in comfort.

111
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,583
- Is that what you want?
- No.

112
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,504
All I know is, I cannot go home
and live with my parents.

113
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,091
I graduated.

114
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,727
I mean, maybe I should go back out.
I can work as a pa for Josh's dad.

115
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,055
At least I'd earn some cash.

116
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,106
- You could come out for a week.
- Wait, wait. What?

117
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:29,319
He's a photographer, I told you.
He does major magazine ads. BMW.

118
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,904
It's pretty cool stuff.

119
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,364
- Is that what you want?
- No.

120
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,950
But at least I'd have money.

121
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,870
- Your thing with models.
- There's no models.

122
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,998
- What?
- It's interesting work.

123
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,085
As a career, actually. I mean...

124
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,088
Josh's dad saw my shots
that won the prize in high school...

125
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,465
Said they were solidly unsentimental.

126
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:54,886
What are you talking about?
Just blow off dental school?

127
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:59,307
You haven't taken a photograph in a year.
You bitch every time we're at a party...

128
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,893
And I ask you to take a snap
of me and my friends.

129
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,521
- Look, I'm just saying.
- I gave up junior year abroad...

130
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,982
- So we could be together.
- I know, and I wanna stay here.

131
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,015
I could come out west with you.

132
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,906
- But I have to blow off the law center.
- Is that what you wanna do?

133
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,991
I don't know.
Do you want me to come out?

134
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,994
- If you want to.
- No, you need to say.

135
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:25,291
Maybe we should stay out there.
You could transfer to ucla.

136
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,296
Fuck it.

137
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,590
It's roasting in here.

138
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,009
It's 10:30.
We can still get into a movie.

139
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,141
- What do you wanna see?
- I don't know. You say.

140
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,309
No, you.

141
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,695
- Hello?
- Mrs. Soprano.

142
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,781
- Lee nieman, returning.
- Oh, hi, great. Thank you.

143
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,868
The reason I called...
I gave your secretary the broad strokes.

144
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,037
You're in the middle of a separation,
the original attorney retired.

145
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,706
Right. Bob Greenberg.

146
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:09,419
At any rate, I'm thinking it's time I move
forward with the divorce proceedings.

147
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,046
Mrs. Soprano, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to cut you short.

148
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,966
As far as handling it,
I'm afraid I have to recuse myself.

149
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,926
What do you mean? Why?

150
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,099
Actually, your husband had been in
to see me for a consultation last year.

151
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,435
- My husband hired you?
- No.

152
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,897
But based on a prior meeting,
the code of professional responsibility...

153
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,983
Precludes me from representing you
because of that consultation.

154
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,069
But he met with Greenberg too,
and he was willing to represent me.

155
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:39,699
Mr. Greenberg would've found himself in
some ethical soup had he moved fonnard.

156
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,035
I don't understand this.
Why is my husband so picky?

157
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:45,455
He talked to seven or eight of the
top divorce attorneys in New Jersey.

158
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,625
Well, you can probably
figure that maneuver out for yourself.

159
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,045
Jesus Christ.

160
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,632
I understand your frustration.
If you like, I can recommend a colleague.

161
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,634
Someone your husband
hasn't contaminated.

162
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,887
Well, yeah, okay.

163
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,271
According to Johnny sack, kid's brains
were splattered all over the seat.

164
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,065
Joe peeps?

165
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,776
Couldn't have been too much
to clean up.

166
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,571
I heard the hooker he was with
got it in the chest.

167
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,324
Must have been silicone
everywheres too.

168
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,201
Why you always try and top me?

169
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,788
You took the air right out of
my whole fucking punch line, asshole.

170
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,666
Anyway, Joey peeps' mom's a widow.

171
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,001
She's in a wheelchair.

172
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,338
Johnny's taking care of the internment,
that shit there.

173
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,507
I'm thinking we should
pick up the headstone.

174
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,136
- Jason, get into it.
- I'll call the marble guy.

175
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,556
- What's up, guys?
- Frankie.

176
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,850
- Frankie.
- Talk to you outside?

177
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,733
Give me two.

178
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,039
What's up?

179
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,584
Turns out somebody got a look
at the guy that did Joe peeps.

180
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,338
All they got so far
is he's got a bad limp.

181
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:18,339
Ahh.

182
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,716
Long John silver, maybe.

183
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,760
Where the fuck do you get the balls?

184
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,264
I am bending over backwards
trying to stay neutral.

185
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,016
Paying for fucking car seats.

186
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,311
And you're out there
acting like a fucking free-agent!

187
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,065
And don't look at me
like I'm a fucking jerk-off.

188
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,068
I'm sick of you leaning on this
cousin thing and that bad hijack...

189
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,946
Like you can do
whatever the fuck it is you wanna do...

190
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,282
Because you went away that night,
and I didn't.

191
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,660
You're the one who keeps
bringing that up. I'm fine with it.

192
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,629
First of all, for the record,
I had nothing to do with this.

193
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,673
- Don't fucking lie to me!
- Even if I was...

194
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,216
Would you really wanna know?

195
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,846
That would just be another problem
for you with Johnny, right?

196
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,064
All right, look, I know
you're not earning what you expected...

197
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,940
And you got the twins and Nancy.

198
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,026
You're a capable guy.

199
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,531
Your mother let it slip one time:
You got an IQ of 158.

200
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,992
- She told you that?
- It was the week you got tested.

201
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,119
All the fucking nuns
were raving about it.

202
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,955
Lot of good it did me.

203
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,000
I had high hopes when you got out.

204
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,129
- Yeah?
- Look, a guy like you, brains, balls...

205
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,424
If you'd fucking be straight with me,
I could use all that.

206
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,052
Put me in, coach.

207
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,773
All right, we got the casino on bloomfield
Avenue above the hardware store.

208
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,277
Carlo's guy was running it, but he just
got diagnosed with the hodgkin's.

209
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,946
- That's mine?
- Yeah.

210
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,076
A lot of fucking money there.

211
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,162
And I'll see what I can do
about getting you straightened out.

212
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,456
Opening up the books for you.

213
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,584
It's long overdue.

214
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,594
So I solved a major problem,
business-wise.

215
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,722
Put a very good
piece of manpower to work.

216
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,726
- My cousin Tony.
- You mentioned how close you two are.

217
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,521
When we were kids,
they called me Tony uncle Johnny...

218
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:42,108
- And they'd call him Tony uncle ai.
- Right. Yes. You told me all that.

219
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,736
Anyway, he's a very smart guy.
He's got an IQ of 158.

220
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,739
Do you put a lot of stock
into that number?

221
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,117
Why? Are you gonna tell me
it's bullshit?

222
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,204
Because I took that test,
and somebody gets a 158...

223
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,582
Well, they know a few things.

224
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,668
So we can assume
you think he's smarter than you.

225
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,964
Honestly, I think he's smarter than you,
the way you keep shitting on the test.

226
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,093
But I'm no gabbadotz myself.
This was a good move.

227
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,393
Carmela and I slept together.

228
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,689
- What was that like?
- It was nice.

229
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,025
It was very...

230
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,526
Erotic.

231
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,781
She was wearing that perfume
that she wears.

232
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,994
Poor thing
was starved for it, honestly.

233
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,791
I'm the only man
she's ever been with.

234
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,376
Did you discuss it?

235
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,088
No, I left before she woke up.

236
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,466
How come?

237
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,221
Because if she woke up and I was there,
it would send mixed signals, you know.

238
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,057
I'm not sure that's the best...

239
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,437
Yeah.

240
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,984
No. Tell him I got fax machines
coming out of my ass.

241
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:12,573
And would you characterize
the separation thus far as amicable?

242
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,825
Ahh, it's barely civil.

243
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,121
Yeah, there are moments when
old habits kick in and, you know, feelings.

244
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,125
But he is definitely not the person
I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

245
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,878
Fair enough. As for the assets...

246
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,881
You've given me your tax returns
and investments here?

247
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,509
The house is in my name,
not the boat.

248
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,596
- That's the stugots, is it?
- Yes.

249
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,975
I'm a little concerned that the returns
don't really reflect everything.

250
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,102
There is other income.
There's a lot more.

251
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,439
- Unreported income?
- Yes.

252
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,901
And this other income,
is it from an illegal stream?

253
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,861
No, of course not.

254
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,032
But he does deal in cash, my husband.
The carting business.

255
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,784
I see.

256
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,244
Is that a problem?

257
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,371
I handled a case once...

258
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,041
Where the husband
owned vending machines.

259
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,462
I used a forensic accountant
to reconstruct his finances.

260
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,965
In less than a week...

261
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,676
He outlined 11 years of income.

262
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,262
And we're talking coins.

263
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,018
Hey, you. Busy day?

264
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:27,732
I dropped off application
at the cineplex on Broadway.

265
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,025
Stopped by my dad's.

266
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,611
Looks like he got you a job
working construction.

267
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,363
Construction? That's awesome.

268
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,450
It's in Jersey, though,
so you'll have to take the path train.

269
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,535
Fine, no problem.

270
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,247
But the most I ever did, though,
is, like, help my dad paint.

271
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,751
He said you don't need experience.
You'll be a laborer or something.

272
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,711
Pays like 20 bucks an hour.

273
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,130
Holy shit.

274
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,424
How is that even possible?

275
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,729
You believe these fucking blue jays?
Last inning, I screamed so loud...

276
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,939
My wife thought
I was having a heart attack.

277
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,483
Why, what happened?

278
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,736
Burrell got shelled. It was beautiful.

279
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,072
- What are you, a met fan?
- Padres, actually.

280
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,407
- Padres?
- I'm from California.

281
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,076
I gotta go make my collections.

282
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,621
Stick with the angels.
The pads haven't had a team in 20 years.

283
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,874
What are you talking about?
They were in the series in '98.

284
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,459
Yanks in four. I was there.

285
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,927
Hey, shaggy. Grab a bucket
and some lysol, scrub off my tires.

286
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,429
There's fucking dog shit all over
by the entrance.

287
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,390
I'm supposed to be picking up scrap.

288
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,059
You'll be picking up your teeth
in another second.

289
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,645
Hey, detrolio,
you need something to do?

290
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,188
Get fucking lost!

291
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,607
Come on, guys.

292
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,653
Go! Before it sets in the treads.

293
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,117
My checks come in yet?

294
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,829
- I don't know. I didn't see the girl.
- If she ain't got them, send the kid.

295
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,039
Meadow's friend.
When he's done with your car.

296
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,083
Who Meadow?
What are you talking about?

297
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,086
Meadow soprano.
That's her boyfriend.

298
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,882
There he is.

299
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,344
- I can't find any lysol.
- Don't worry about it.

300
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,680
Why didn't you tell me
you were dating my niece?

301
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,099
Here.

302
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,687
You take her some place nice.

303
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,939
Make sure you tell her
it's from uncle Paulie.

304
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:35,067
Thank you, I... that's really nice.

305
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,653
Here. Give me that shit.

306
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,531
Paulie! Come here.

307
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,825
Get the hose.

308
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,958
Sorry I'm late.

309
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,045
- You been waiting long?
- Not really.

310
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,844
So to what do I owe this pleasure?

311
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,805
I don't know
if you're gonna see it that way.

312
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,100
I have asked you to lunch
to tell you that I'm filing for divorce.

313
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,023
I hope you brought your appetite.

314
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,819
Why don't you give us a minute.

315
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,075
Oh, that's nice.

316
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,078
Invite me to...

317
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,540
A public place
so you could ambush me.

318
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:36,670
- What, you think I won't make a scene?
- Spare me your outrage, Tony.

319
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,089
Accept the fact
that I am moving on with my life.

320
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,091
Moving on?

321
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,053
That's what you were doing
after the party last week?

322
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,514
You and I both know
that didn't change anything.

323
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,475
Well, first of all, we're Italian.
We don't believe in divorce.

324
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:53,354
- We believe in the nuclear family.
- Will you listen to yourself?

325
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:59,193
Despite your best efforts...

326
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:04,281
I have an attorney who will
aggressively pursue my custody of a.J...

327
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,576
And also an equitable distribution
of our assets.

328
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,036
Our assets?

329
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:12,998
I am through trying to get you to provide
beyond the minimum I need to live.

330
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,793
Oh, so it's fucking money?
That's all this is to you?

331
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,462
After all we've been through,
is it so hard to own up...

332
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,090
To anything beyond
that bullshit tax return?

333
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,638
Go stand over there.
I'll call you when I'm ready.

334
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,018
You want money?

335
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,980
How about my 40 grand you stole?
That should be plenty.

336
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,191
- You're such an investment genius.
- You want this to get ugly, Tony?

337
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,486
- Because these guys live for that.
- Oh, you think I don't?

338
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,371
The only reason you have anything
is because of my fucking sweat.

339
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,291
And you knew every step of the way
exactly how it works.

340
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,877
But you walk around
that fucking mansion...

341
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,045
In your $500 shoes
and your diamond rings...

342
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:03,424
And you act like butter
wouldn't melt in your mouth.

343
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,593
And you don't want it to get ugly?

344
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,011
Too late.

345
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,723
- I want what I am entitled to.
- You're entitled to shit.

346
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,185
She's ready to order.

347
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,155
I guess we get along.
We're just different, you know.

348
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,908
She zigs, I zag. That kind of thing.

349
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,994
What's her dad like?
He's always flirting.

350
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:36,123
He's okay.
A little intense sometimes.

351
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,048
The main thing's
that he's a good person.

352
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:50,763
- So you guys gonna get married or what?
- Living together's the same thing.

353
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,891
I lived with a guy once,
and trust me...

354
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,185
It's not even close
to being the same thing.

355
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,646
- What do you mean? Why?
- Because.

356
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:02,441
You could just pack up and leave
whenever the shit hits the fan.

357
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,276
Talk to married people.

358
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:09,865
That ring, believe it or not,
it's got this kind of, like, weird power.

359
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:14,578
- What happened with you and this guy?
- Phineas, me boy.

360
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:17,331
Hey. It's...
It's actually just Finn.

361
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,626
So the cubbies gave your boys
a shellacking last night.

362
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,753
- It's still early.
- That's true.

363
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,215
You know who he looks like?
That guy from aerosmith, Joe Perry.

364
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,969
- Your boss inside?
- Yeah.

365
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,430
- All right. I'll see youse around.
- All right.

366
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,643
He seems like a nice guy.

367
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,188
Yeah. They all are, pretty much.

368
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,524
So you dating anybody now?

369
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,119
It's cute.

370
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,415
- That's a lot of money for not much shirt.
- Relax. I'll put it on my own card.

371
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,501
- Yes, you're damn right you will.
- What's that supposed to mean?

372
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:03,669
Well, ask your father.

373
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,422
- He stopped paying my credit-card bills.
- Daddy?

374
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,008
You guys looked chummy
in the pool that night.

375
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,011
Well, he went home with Artie.
They helped me clean up.

376
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,103
I have decided to move ahead
with the divorce.

377
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,024
- What are you gonna do?
- About what?

378
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,068
- Life. I don't know.
- Well, what can I do?

379
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,988
Haven't you ever thought beyond
being dependent on some man?

380
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,781
It's so simple for you, isn't it?

381
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:36,493
It's simple for everybody who isn't
expecting things to be handed to them.

382
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:40,289
- Even Finn got a job working construction.
- Well, good for Finn, then.

383
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,791
There are options in life.

384
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,961
- Isn't that what you always told me?
- You have options.

385
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,463
I have a lawyer.

386
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:03,937
Phineas, he was just asking,
how come a dentist?

387
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,106
What's wrong with being
a regular doctor?

388
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,692
I saw this thing on shark teeth
when I was little.

389
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,986
Hey, phw

390
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,489
glad to see you're not exerting yourself
in the heat.

391
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,449
Of course, now he comes.

392
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:20,037
When the Jersey tomatoes are in season,
can't keep these New York guys away.

393
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,372
Fuck the tomatoes.
I'll take the scarole.

394
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,791
You know my brother, Billy?

395
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,251
- Yeah, what do you say, bill?
- How you doing?

396
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,045
- Hey, Felicia.
- What?

397
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,799
- Those cases of toner come in yet?
- Yeah. It's in the trailer.

398
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,426
I'm gonna gas up, I'll be right back.

399
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,306
Toner cartridges now? You're not
skimming enough from this job?

400
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,142
- Brother sells them out of his trunk.
- Jesus.

401
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,312
So, patsy, the necklace,
how'd it go over with the goomar?

402
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,564
Beautiful. With the little emeralds.

403
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,274
- She fucking loved it.
- Yeah.

404
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,361
First he gave her the emeralds,
then he gave her the pearls.

405
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,990
I got ebel watches too.
Earrings, whatever you need.

406
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,369
- My girl's birthday's coming up.
- Some rack on that girl.

407
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,413
Yeah, if you can
get past the sideburns.

408
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,959
You should talk.
That skank I saw you with.

409
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:10,796
This girl's fucking mustache,
it must have been like kissing a fireman.

410
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,257
Well, you ought to know, sweetie.

411
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,762
- What did you say?
- Nothing, what?

412
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,556
We're just breaking balls.

413
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:25,352
- Finn, what time's that game tonight?
- Eight o'clock, I think.

414
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,896
I'm gonna take a piss.

415
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,024
Do me a favor, huh? Hold this.

416
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,028
Oh, shit!

417
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,364
- I knew that was coming.
- My eye!

418
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,367
Your eye? I'm sorry.
I meant to hit you in the fucking mouth!

419
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,996
- Hey.
- Gene, gene, relax.

420
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,373
- You okay?
- All right. Come on.

421
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,836
- Come on, come on.
- You made your point.

422
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,463
Felicia, call an ambulance.

423
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,550
- Use your own phone, I'm busy.
- You been sick all day.

424
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,303
- Why don't you take the day off.
- Well, what about him?

425
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,305
One of these civilians calls the cops?

426
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,683
What? I think I seen a couple of niggers
running that way.

427
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,351
Oh, yeah, those two guys.

428
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,645
Need to rest? You want some water?

429
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:09,855
You sure?

430
00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:16,069
- Eugene pontecorvo? He's so sweet.
- Sweet? He was like an animal.

431
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:24,036
- Are you gonna eat?
- I'm not hungry. It's too hot anyway.

432
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,038
I told you I was making dinner tonight.

433
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,341
It's really good chili.

434
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,932
You should've seen these guys.
They were laughing, it was fucking sick.

435
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,143
- I mean, is this what you grew up with?
- What are you talking about?

436
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:52,356
- These people. Your dad's friends.
- I never saw any violence growing up.

437
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,025
What about your dad's road rage?

438
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,569
Didn't you tell me
you had a boyfriend who was killed?

439
00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,198
- Shot to death or something?
- First of all, he was killed by drug dealers.

440
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,992
African-Americans,
if that makes you feel any better.

441
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,708
You know, you talk about these guys
like it's an anthropology class.

442
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,962
But the truth is, they bring certain modes
of conflict resolution...

443
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,464
From all the way back
in the old country.

444
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:22,970
From the poverty of the mezzogiorno,
where all higher authority was corrupt.

445
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:29,309
For the lord Jesus Christ will change
our mortal bodies to be like his in glory.

446
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:33,105
For he is risen.
The first born from the dead.

447
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:37,109
In sure and certain hope
of the resurrection unto eternal life...

448
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,111
Through our lord Jesus Christ...

449
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,364
We commend to almighty god
our brother Joseph...

450
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:45,158
And we commit his body
to its resting place.

451
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,035
Peeps?

452
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:51,748
It's a fucking nickname.
Family name is pepparelli.

453
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,335
They're gonna redo it.

454
00:29:56,295 --> 00:30:00,090
Fucking Jason. He's dyslexic.

455
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,384
What's that got to do with it?

456
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:10,058
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
the lord bless him and keep him.

457
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,645
The lord make his face
to shine upon him.

458
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:17,316
The lord lift up his countenance
upon him and give him peace.

459
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,236
In the name of the father,
the son, the holy spirit. Amen.

460
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,031
Amen.

461
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,970
John. Johnny, John. Hey.

462
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,265
I'm sorry about the stone.
It was a mistake. We'll fix it.

463
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:55,395
You remember Mickey Farrell?
Dockworkers, used to run port Newark.

464
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:59,566
Guess who he saw on the upper West Side
the other night? Your cousin Tony.

465
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,611
- So, what does that mean?
- The same night Joey bought it?

466
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,613
You flip your Maserati, hit your head?

467
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,240
- You two-faced fuck!
- Take it easy.

468
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:12,079
You wanna yell at somebody, the man
you should talk to is right over there.

469
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,583
That fucking cocksucker.

470
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:22,047
I should fucking kill him and his
fucking wife and your cousin next.

471
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:25,967
All right, come on.
Let's take a walk, calm down. Come on.

472
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:46,071
The fucking gall on that man!
His father must be spinning.

473
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,032
You want my advice?

474
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,453
You go out there, you shake his hand,
and you put this fucking shit to bed.

475
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,665
Shake his hand?
And he kisses the kid's mother?

476
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:59,000
That's the way it works, John.
You know that.

477
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,254
- Sure, that's why your cousin's here.
- You are sincerely mistaken...

478
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,966
If you think me or my cousin had
anything to do with any of this shit.

479
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,803
- He was spotted three blocks away.
- By Mickey Farrell.

480
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:13,598
You're gonna believe some
drunken Irish fucking prick over me?

481
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,603
Have a drink.

482
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,107
- I don't want a fucking drink.
- Have one anyway.

483
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,947
So how's your daughter doing?

484
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,117
Good.

485
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,756
All right, maybe I'm wrong...

486
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:51,720
But you haven't been yourself
since the old man died.

487
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,932
Lorraine calluzo.

488
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,728
Then you sink this idiot's boat.

489
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:05,984
- It's not the Johnny sack I know.
- I'm waiting for your explanation, Tony.

490
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,781
My cousin could not have been in the city
that night, because he was with me.

491
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:18,830
We were looking for his daughter, John.
Because she fucking disappeared.

492
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,043
We were upstate, monticello.

493
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:28,006
We'd heard Kelly had been living with
some fucking crackhead up there.

494
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:32,385
Matter of fact, we were gonna
reach out to you.

495
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,305
See if you could get some
of your people on her.

496
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:39,809
I swear on my mother, Tony,
if I find out you're lying...

497
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,483
I'm sitting here humbling myself
out of friendship to you, John.

498
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,865
There he is.
Three out of four dentists surveyed.

499
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,952
- Hey, how you doing?
- Where you going? Come here.

500
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,294
Okay, settle this:

501
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:51,965
If they fought today, both in their prime:
All or Tyson?

502
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,467
If you were laying a bet.

503
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,344
Jeezuu

504
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,598
I... I really don't know.

505
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,725
He don't know. It's an opinion.

506
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:09,024
To tell you the truth, after the other day,
I really don't wanna say the wrong thing.

507
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,026
You see? This kid's all right.

508
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,529
I should get back.
Ramos will be on my ass.

509
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:18,617
Would you forget about ramos,
for Christ sakes. I talked to him.

510
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,538
We got the good doughnuts today.

511
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,057
I'm fucking exhausted,
I hardly slept at all last night.

512
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,434
So take a nap.
What are you worried about?

513
00:35:56,946 --> 00:36:01,743
You know the money in that casino?
And to give it to Tony b.?

514
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:05,789
Guy's back on the street two minutes,
gets a fucking promotion.

515
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:10,126
- Did you even go to the fucking store?
- They're in the freezer, like you like.

516
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,632
Now he's talking about
getting a maid, Tony b.

517
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,841
Really?

518
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,678
Guy gets out of jail,
suddenly I'm dog shit in Tony's eye.

519
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,054
- Chrissy.
- It's true.

520
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,723
Ever since I cleaned up,
no matter what he says...

521
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,686
He don't believe a person can change.
And this asshole went to a shrink.

522
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,690
Maybe he thinks you're working too hard.
North Carolina, plus all that other stuff.

523
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,985
I can multitask, Adriana,
I'm not a fucking retard.

524
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,654
It's always some shit with him:

525
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:41,825
Side deals, secret promises.
He's always got an agenda.

526
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,202
What happened to not sweating
the small stuff?

527
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,871
All I know is,
I used to be number-one cousin.

528
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,998
Now I'm being eased aside.

529
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,962
Your whole attitude in general.

530
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,592
And while we're at it, kindly remember
what we said about interrupting...

531
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,928
To ask for things
while I'm on the telephone.

532
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,013
Okay, mom.

533
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,933
- Hello?
- It's me.

534
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,935
Hi, what's up?

535
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,946
Dale just told us
he figured out the rest of his life.

536
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,574
- You still thinking CIA?
- Yeah, fight terror.

537
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:26,828
- No, I'm gonna go to film school.
- Me too.

538
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,090
I gotta motor.

539
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,634
You don't have to work
for like three hours.

540
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,970
He has to sleep a little.

541
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,182
I'll get a ride with Alex.

542
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,601
At this point,
it doesn't even pay to go home.

543
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,020
Maybe I'll just crash at work.

544
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,481
Felicia told me where she
keeps a key to the trailer.

545
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,649
Felicia told him.

546
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,697
- Be careful driving.
- All right. I'll see you tonight.

547
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,118
- Later.
- Bye.

548
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,146
You sound like a racehorse
pissing in there.

549
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,984
Hey, how's it going?

550
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,365
I never asked you
what your last name is.

551
00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:32,579
- It's detrolio.
- Finn detrolio. My arch Nemesis.

552
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:37,125
- You enjoying yourself here?
- It's all right.

553
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,378
I keep telling you,
you shouldn't work so hard.

554
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:45,967
Long hours, this fucking heat.
Plus, you came in so early today.

555
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,971
I just do what the job is.

556
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,764
Good.

557
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,851
You're strong. That helps.

558
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:02,108
- You know, you can call me vito.
- Yeah, I know.

559
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:08,865
So say it. Let me hear you say,
"what's up, vito?"

560
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:11,993
What's up, vito?

561
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,038
Not much, Finn.
Except I got a little surprise for you:

562
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:20,168
Two tickets to see your padres
take a beating from the yanks tonight.

563
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:25,465
- Shit.
- Third-base line. Plus, it's bat night.

564
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:31,095
That's really nice, vito, but I...
Don't know if I can...

565
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:35,224
Don't pull that "aw, shucks" shit
with me. You're fucking going.

566
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,610
I'll see you under the bat tonight.
Seven sharp.

567
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,112
And I don't like to miss
the national anthem.

568
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:09,175
So you're just not gonna show up? You
love baseball. What is wrong with you?

569
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,928
I don't like the guy, all right?

570
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,014
Right. I get it.

571
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,060
Dr. Detrolio can't hang
with the common folk.

572
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:24,315
He came on to me, all right?
Either that, or he wants to kill me.

573
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,566
What?

574
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:29,445
I saw him blowing some security guard
in the parking lot.

575
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:33,783
- When? What are you talking about?
- This morning, I showed up early...

576
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:38,037
I didn't wanna say anything,
but I'm really afraid of this guy.

577
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:45,003
Vito spatafore is a married man, Finn.
I seriously doubt he wants to kill you.

578
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,380
Well, maybe he wants to fuck me
and then kill me.

579
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,970
Wait a minute, is that why
you got out the suitcase?

580
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,723
I am not going back to the site.

581
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,976
Do you have any idea the strings
my father pulled to get you that job...

582
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:04,147
And you just fucking quit?
I'm gonna hear so much bullshit.

583
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,857
So it's all about you, right?

584
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:09,652
Is that all you can say whenever
it's anything to do with my feelings?

585
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,866
- So you're going back to mission viejo?
- I didn't say that.

586
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,492
Why don't you just admit it?

587
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,370
This whole thing,
the fight, the stuff with vito...

588
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,706
It's really about you
not wanting to commit.

589
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,334
- I'm right here. We fucking live together.
- But you got out a suitcase.

590
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:29,047
It's my process, okay?
Look, you never can tell.

591
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,216
- Your process?
- About anything. The future. I was...

592
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,135
Thinking out loud.

593
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:39,223
Well, not out loud, but in the action
of getting the suitcase, I was thinking.

594
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,934
- Thinking of leaving.
- No.

595
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:47,023
- Well, yes. But I'm still here. I didn't go.
- Fuck you!

596
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,025
Right. Great. Fuck me.

597
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:52,945
There was no abundant intentionality
in me getting out the suitcase.

598
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:56,032
I could leave too, you know.
My friend hunter's in Montreal.

599
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,034
Do I know?
With the French roommate guy...

600
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,745
Who was all over your ass
the time that we visited.

601
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:04,707
You don't think you keep mentioning him
every 24 hours at a minimum?

602
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,505
Because he's thinking of becoming
an oral surgeon.

603
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,298
And you might've had a new friend...

604
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:15,343
If you hadn't been so obnoxious
to him at the club!

605
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,516
- Can we just stop fighting?
- You got out a suitcase!

606
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,392
I'll put it back, okay?

607
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:44,622
Now batting for the padres...

608
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:56,884
So it's not about us, but suddenly
you're talking about options?

609
00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:59,053
Don't paraphrase what I said.

610
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:05,476
I said this point in our lives is a transition
period, forced on us by external events.

611
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:09,689
School is over for me,
and next year, for you.

612
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,984
These are difficult choices. What?
You'd rather not have choices?

613
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:16,487
- Thank god for choices.
- Oh, stop your bullshit!

614
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:20,158
It's really simple.
Are we going to stay together or not?

615
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,702
- If you want.
- That's not what I asked.

616
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,537
- I said I did.
- And then you said:

617
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,414
"How are we gonna keep it together...

618
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:28,749
Through four years
of dental school for you...

619
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,836
- And probably med school for me?"
- Well, it's a good question.

620
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,590
But why ask it now?
Tonight, of all times?

621
00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:45,683
- Are you asleep?
- No.

622
00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:49,729
You were. And now you're gonna lie,
like you did about the suitcase.

623
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:54,233
- I did not lie about the suitcase.
- Oh, then what do you call it?

624
00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:57,778
I don't know, I explained it.
Jesus, you should quit the law center.

625
00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,865
You're like a prosecutor.
At 4 in the morning, I can't think.

626
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:03,701
How can you sleep
when we're in the middle of this?

627
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:07,330
In the middle of what? All I said was
I didn't wanna go back to the job site...

628
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,625
And maybe I should go home
until this thing with vito blows over.

629
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,043
But you didn't ask me to come.

630
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,962
You went right to the closet
and got out your suitcase.

631
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,672
Jesus Christ!

632
00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,164
Look, just stop crying, okay?

633
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,667
Why don't we just get married.

634
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,129
Married?

635
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,090
Let's get engaged.

636
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,175
Really?

637
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:46,053
Why are you saying that now?

638
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:51,851
I can't think, it's too late.
It's just something I feel very strongly.

639
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:56,897
I was wondering when I was gonna
hear from you. Never got your statement.

640
00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:01,152
Well, actually, that's why I called.
We hit a bit of a snag.

641
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,737
What kind of snag?

642
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:06,991
Well, I put a call in to Phil canter
a few days ago, the forensic accountant.

643
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:10,870
- The one with the vending machines.
- But then I didn't hear back from him.

644
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,039
Suddenly he called
and said he wasn't interested.

645
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:16,417
- So I called another accountant.
- And?

646
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,378
Frankly, when he heard your husband
was the defendant...

647
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:21,047
He demurred as well.

648
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,507
So, what does this mean,
you don't want the case?

649
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,595
Well, as my partners reminded me,
I do have a full caseload already.

650
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,972
I probably should've mentioned...

651
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,616
And you were feeling so positive.

652
00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:52,995
I woke up this morning,
the depression just washed over me.

653
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,748
You are dissolving a 20-year marriage.

654
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,001
It's not my
fucking goddamn marriage, okay?

655
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,591
I had another panic attack.

656
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:10,137
- And I thought I had this shit beat.
- What happened?

657
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,724
Playing golf with a friend of mine,
and he was...

658
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:18,229
Talking about this young guy he knew
who passed away.

659
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,440
And I guess I became
overcome with emotion...

660
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,360
Because they had to help me
off the tee.

661
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:33,744
It's not the first time
it's happened recently.

662
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:37,623
- I wish you had told me.
- Yeah, well, I wish you'd cured it.

663
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:46,090
When the attacks first reappeared,
what was going on in your life?

664
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,717
You had just rebuffed my affections.

665
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,932
When you actually passed out,
were you thinking about me, or...?

666
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,894
I walked into my house,
and the cleaning girl was...

667
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,772
Crying on the phone
about her cousin...

668
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:06,068
Who went off the road
in a Mexican bus wreck or something.

669
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,987
And I remember just...

670
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,739
Feeling inside like
I wanted to fucking choke her...

671
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,825
Because it was always something
with her.

672
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,163
Next thing I know:

673
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:19,498
When did it next happen?

674
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,545
My cousin Tony was up by the house.

675
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:29,550
He wanted to borrow some tools,
and they weren't there.

676
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:33,345
I was inside talking to carmela
and started to feel that...

677
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:37,808
You know. And it passed.

678
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:42,480
- Your cousin was at your house?
- Yeah.

679
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:46,066
- Tony uncle whatever?
- Uncle ai.

680
00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:49,195
And your maid was crying
about her cousin?

681
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:53,657
The other day at the golf course...

682
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,244
My cousin entered into that too.

683
00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,997
- In what way?
- He hurt his foot.

684
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:03,459
You were so concerned
about your cousin's foot...

685
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:08,130
- You collapsed on the golf course?
- I worry about him.

686
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,299
He's a grown man, isn't he?

687
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:16,764
- Is he in danger of losing the foot or...?
- Fuck his foot! It's not his foot!

688
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,265
Forget the foot!

689
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:27,066
I worry about him. He's...
He's right out of fucking jail, okay?

690
00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,283
All right, look.

691
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:40,371
The reason he went to prison...

692
00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:44,500
Is he got pinched hijacking
a truckload of betamaxes in '86.

693
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:48,379
And they hooked him up on a rico,
and he got 17 years.

694
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,008
And I was supposed to be there
the night of the jacking.

695
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,974
- I see.
- Oh, you see?

696
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:06,021
- Why didn't you go?
- I was jumped by a bunch of melanzanes.

697
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,732
They were trying to take my shoes.
I fought them off...

698
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,069
But they cut my fucking head open,
the fucking jigaboo...

699
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:15,364
- Cocksucking motherfuckers...
- Okay, forget that.

700
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:20,536
Your cousin went to prison.
That's tremendous guilt to carry.

701
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:25,583
He went to nam, I was 4-f.
And that's the way our friends look at it.

702
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:32,006
- And that's why you favor Tony uncle ai?
- In those 17 years, I did so good.

703
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:36,176
He... he lost his wife, his daughter.

704
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,055
No wonder
you're having anxiety attacks.

705
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,932
Yeah.

706
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:44,143
Maybe if you came clean with him.

707
00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:51,066
Yeah, well, yeah.

708
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,696
- You okay?
- Yeah.

709
00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:01,076
Go on... go on... go on with
what you were saying.

710
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,329
- Are you having an attack now?
- No.

711
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,874
No, I had a huge lunch,
that's all. It's... it's gas.

712
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,334
What is it, Anthony?

713
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,339
- Anthony?
- All right, the night he got pinched...

714
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:17,051
I had a fucking panic attack, all right?
From my mother, goddamn it.

715
00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,220
- I didn't even know what it was then!
- All right, just relax.

716
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,515
Focus on your breathing. Slowly.

717
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:28,520
It's not that, I just... I just need
some fucking beano or something.

718
00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:31,857
No, just, please, focus.

719
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:35,694
I've got my medical bag, in case.

720
00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:42,785
Black guys. My ass.

721
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,791
I had a fight with my mother
and I had a fucking panic attack!

722
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,918
Okay, forget that for now.

723
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:57,132
Carmela was supposed to come over
with some fucking yarn...

724
00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:00,427
For some booties
my mother was making Meadow.

725
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,806
She was late.

726
00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:06,058
What the fuck? Why go into it?

727
00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:10,229
Close your eyes.
Focus on your breathing.

728
00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:21,198
- You want some water?
- She was carrying on.

729
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,706
I said to her, I said,
"carmela loves you.

730
00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:31,709
You know, you gotta understand it,
she's got a 3-month-old."

731
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:39,675
And she kept fucking... she kept going.
I... I started screaming at her. So I left.

732
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:43,053
I walked out the door, I went over
to the car, I opened the door:

733
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,890
- Cut my fucking head open.
- And your cousin doesn't know this?

734
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:51,979
No, I lied. What am I gonna tell him?
What am I gonna tell all of them?

735
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,484
I had a fight with my mother, I fainted?
That's why I missed the job.

736
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,453
Jesus fucking Christ!

737
00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:12,082
That's a lot to get off your chest.

738
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:18,255
I thought I was smart, and that's why
I bumped him up and protect him.

739
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:25,387
Turns out I'm just a fucking robot
to my own pussy-ass weakness.

740
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,182
He's also a capable person.

741
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:32,811
You okay?

742
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:39,485
You know, sometimes what happens
in here is like taking a shit.

743
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,904
Yes, okay.

744
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:47,034
Although I prefer to think of it
more like childbirth.

745
00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:49,077
Trust me...

746
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,705
It's like taking a shit.

747
00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:58,605
- Hello?
- Mom? I'm engaged.

748
00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:01,775
- What?
- Finn proposed. We're getting married.

749
00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:03,443
Are you sure? Ca...

750
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:07,030
I mean, that's wonderful, honey.
I'm just so surprised.

751
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:10,284
He's gonna finish dental school,
though, right?

752
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,036
We're both finishing school.
We're not getting married...

753
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,497
- Till we have our degrees.
- This is so exciting.

754
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,791
I can't wait
for you to meet his parents.

755
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,543
Well, we'll have to have a party.

756
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,546
He's using his graduation present
to buy me a ring.

757
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,757
That is so sweet.

758
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,176
I told him he shouldn't.

759
00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:34,141
- Oh, my god, I'm gonna cry.
- Yeah.

