1 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,785 Frankie, where are you? 2 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,416 Welcome to the chop shop, cugine. 3 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,844 You can't kill me twice, Sally boy. 4 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,681 I'm already fucking dead, remember? 5 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,142 I'm the boss, Michael. What you had belongs to me. 6 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,894 Even the girl I loved? 7 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,855 What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine. 8 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,114 Well... 9 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,867 This is mine too, Sally. 10 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,996 Now you can have it. 11 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,457 Vaffancul'. 12 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,725 Fuck Ben Kingsley. 13 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,519 Danny Baldwin took him to fucking acting school. 14 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,521 Very well directed, Morgan. 15 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:53,191 I think there's potentially more money in this than in the porn we've done. 16 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,569 So, what do we think? We need the extra scene or not? 17 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,195 I like it the way it is. 18 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,866 I don't know, Chrissy, these audiences today love blood. 19 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,492 I tend to agree with Carlo. 20 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,703 I'm thinking one more sexy kill. 21 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,289 When Michael follows centrella to the strip club... 22 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,083 What if he chop up one of the women? 23 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,501 Who, as fate would have it... 24 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,879 Was, at one time, Sally boy's mistress. 25 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,672 Two extra shoot days, at a minimum. 26 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,839 Kid, if it buys us a bullshit theatrical release... 27 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,844 I'd have to get more money from Tony. 28 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,346 I want this fucking thing out there. 29 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,683 - Yeah, t, what's up? - You talk to the guy with the mattresses? 30 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,102 I'm in editing. We just saw the cut of cleaver. 31 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,229 - And? - Awesome as is. 32 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,065 The lawyer called though. We might have to change the title. 33 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,526 The eldridge cleaver estate, they want an injunction. 34 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,197 Listen, if you wanna see some of it, we're finishing the adr after lunch. 35 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,532 - What's that again? - Sound dubbing. 36 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,035 Just call this dispatcher, huh? It's a holiday weekend. 37 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,120 Thousands of people will be out at the beach. 38 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,538 I'm on it. 39 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,499 - He coming down? - Please. 40 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,959 He don't give two shits about production. 41 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,544 It's a little boring, I gotta say. 42 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,588 I mean, that was surprising to me. 43 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,015 Mr. Sacrimoni, how are you today? 44 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,642 Isn't that for you to tell me? 45 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,147 I wish I had better news. 46 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,607 Based on the latest pictures... 47 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,568 The cancer has continued to metastasize from the lungs. 48 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,904 We now show masses in the mediastinal lymph nodes... 49 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,739 Both kidneys and the brain. 50 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,867 The headaches. 51 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,540 So... 52 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,502 The lobectomy, radiation... 53 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,295 The goddamn chemo... 54 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,090 - What was all that? - For kicks? 55 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,676 Those were our options at the time. 56 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,095 - Now what are our options? - Limited to the extent... 57 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,680 That I wouldn't recommend any. 58 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,766 We're looking at stage four small-cell carcinoma of the lungs. 59 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,269 - And there's no stage five. - That's correct. 60 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,276 How long? 61 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,237 Difficult to say. 62 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,282 - I have seen miracles over the years. - Forget the miracles. 63 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,076 Three months. 64 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,289 Give or take. 65 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,803 Thank you for your candor. We have a plane back to Springfield. 66 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,807 How you doing, John? 67 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,560 It's funny. 68 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,187 Ironic. Whichever. 69 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,856 I got here... 70 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,984 I quit smoking after 38 years. 71 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,654 Exercised, ate right. 72 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,783 And for what? 73 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,494 Even still... 74 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,830 It was the right move. 75 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,490 One hundred degrees again for the afternoon high temperature... 76 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,392 In Springfield. We see some shadows on the ground... 77 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,353 Hey, yo, fuck you. 78 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,941 Oh, there she is, my girl. 79 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,193 - How are you, sweetie? - All right. 80 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,070 - Hey, dad. - Hi, honey. 81 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,740 Sit down. 82 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,535 What did rosen say? 83 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:39,960 - How's the hotel? You all settled in? - It's fine. 84 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,420 How are you, angel? You look beautiful. 85 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,048 - I'm good. Eric sends his love. - That's nice. 86 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,300 John, what about rosen? 87 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,350 I don't know. I... 88 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,478 I don't know, sweetie, I'm... 89 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,607 - I'm very, very sick. - Oh, my god. 90 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,364 All right, don't cry. 91 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,784 Don't cry. You don't have to make it any harder than it is, all right? 92 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,745 No physical contact, please. 93 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,749 - I love you, John. - I love you too, sweetie. 94 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,169 - Daddy. - I know. I know. 95 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,088 Ladies, no contact. 96 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,219 All right. 97 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,597 You come back, you see me again tomorrow. 98 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,100 We'll have more time, huh? 99 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,974 Could I burn one of those? 100 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,947 It's casual though, right? 101 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,992 Well, it's your cousin's movie premiere. We should dress accordingly. 102 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,078 It's what they call a cast and crew screening. 103 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,996 It's in the city, Tony. 104 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,333 With an after party at some rooftop bar in the meatpacking district. 105 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,001 That place is very chic now. 106 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,420 Meatpackers? I'm a happily married man. 107 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340 I'm telling you, it's not dress-up. 108 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,509 Speaking of dress-up, Christopher told me... 109 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,345 Kelli is having her wedding dress made into an outfit... 110 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,264 - For the baby to be christened in. - Oh, sweet. 111 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,605 You all right? 112 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,282 - You taking a date to the screening? - If I can meet a normal guy, maybe. 113 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,284 I heard that. 114 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,913 What, Finn wasn't normal? 115 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,541 I don't intend to discuss Finn. 116 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,793 What about that guy in your mcat review? 117 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,213 Oh, please, he's completely fixated on his o-chem final. 118 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,966 He wants to be a doctor. Tell him it's educational. 119 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,968 There's body parts all over this movie. 120 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,720 Hey, screw the movie. I just wanna hang with celebs. 121 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,723 Why? You think you're gonna get to sleep with Paris Hilton? 122 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,725 What? No. 123 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,814 Stop fidgeting and eat your noodles. 124 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,066 - I don't want this. - Where are you going? 125 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,068 The bathroom. Jesus. 126 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,696 Meow 127 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,115 you two have a fight? 128 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,909 I don't know. 129 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,664 Keep an eye on his temp, and we'll finish out the week on the ceftin. 130 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,083 You rest now. I'll see you in the morning. 131 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,128 - He should be on heparin. - Excuse me? 132 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,089 Listen to him. Check his abg. 133 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,301 I'm gonna have to ask you again to not interfere, Warren. 134 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,018 I'm gonna change your sheets. 135 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,646 So, what are you, the world's smartest orderly? 136 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,648 These days I am. 137 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,318 Twenty-two years a practicing oncologist... 138 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,945 Specializing in cancers of the liver. 139 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,531 Roll to your right, please. 140 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,953 Let me spare us the awkwardness. 141 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,122 I killed my wife. 142 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,666 Not that it's any justification... 143 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:54,464 I had reason to suspect she was cheating on me with her chiropractor. 144 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,798 - Jesus. - Granted... 145 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,552 I was abusing cocaine at the time, and alcohol... 146 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,804 But I came home one day... 147 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,141 Shot her four times. Twice in the head. 148 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,810 I killed her aunt too. 149 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,816 I didn't know she was there. Roll over, please. 150 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,653 And the mailman. 151 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,905 At that point, I had to fully commit. 152 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,991 Why are you here, exactly? 153 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:27,038 I've been accused of being part of a certain Italian-American subculture. 154 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,832 Hey, I know who you are. 155 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,834 I meant what's wrong with you? 156 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,340 - Lungs. - I been wanting to meet you, actually. 157 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,759 I saw you on bill kurtis. 158 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,845 - Warren feldman. - John sacrimoni. 159 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,764 Good to know you. 160 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,434 - I take it you've done chemo, huh? - Twice. 161 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,270 Mind if I take a look at your chart? 162 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,604 What about gunga din? 163 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,232 Gupte? Fuck him. 164 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,568 Oh, you're seeing rosen. 165 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,697 They let me fly to Cleveland, my expense. 166 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,532 - You know him? - I saw him speak once... 167 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,452 At an asco conference in Georgia. 168 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,913 - Good man. - But? 169 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:14,043 Actually, very few people know this, but he really can't walk on water. 170 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,797 What was his prognosis? 171 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,716 Three months. 172 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,760 - With the treatment you've had? - What do you mean? 173 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,056 You got a window of one to three years. 174 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,058 What about the metastasis? 175 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,146 Two rounds of paraplatin, docetaxel and platinol... 176 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,814 Concurrent with radiation? 177 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,400 Come on, any cancer inside you has slowed to a crawl. 178 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,487 Why is he so fucking negative? 179 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,408 We tell the patient three months, he lives a year, who looks like a hero? 180 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,415 I'll see you around, John. You take it easy. Hang in there. 181 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,427 Oh, fuck me. 182 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,308 Tony, morning. 183 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,519 You got a sec? 184 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,194 As I told you, my partner and I are with the joint terror task force now. 185 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,448 You're around port Newark often enough. 186 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,743 We're concerned about what might come through there from the middle east. 187 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,536 Yeah, and...? 188 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,789 Let's talk terror funding. 189 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,458 Most of it comes about through ”legal enterprise. 190 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,503 Our pitch is this, and it's the same we gave Christopher moltisanti. 191 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,296 Maybe he never mentioned it. 192 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,508 If you or any of your people ever heard of anything going down... 193 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,301 Middle easterners, Pakistanis... 194 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,471 You'd be helping us a lot if you let us know. 195 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,308 I think there's a word for that. 196 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,812 Your daughter takes premed classes in New York. 197 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,979 She use the tunnels? 198 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,698 Just something to keep in mind. 199 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,665 That's the last time I'm going down for the paper. 200 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,042 You tell that fucking polack to get here early... 201 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,044 And bring up the paper with her... 202 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,630 Or she can go clean somebody else's fucking toilets. 203 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,715 What happened? 204 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,094 It's too dangerous. Has been for years. 205 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,936 May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention? 206 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,275 Welcome to the premiere of cleaver... 207 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,027 The story of a young man who goes to pieces... 208 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,863 Then manages to find himself again. 209 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,075 In all seriousness, however... 210 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,536 I'd like to say a few words. 211 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,039 Much like a child, a film has many parents. 212 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,750 That is to say, many individuals... 213 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,919 Who act like parents... 214 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,130 Or that by aversion... 215 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,966 The film is their baby. 216 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,051 I, as an executive producer... 217 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,887 Am one of those individuals. 218 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,639 Two more examples are here with me tonight. 219 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,059 Ladies and gentlemen, my co-ep, Christopher moltisanti... 220 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,354 And our director, Morgan yam. 221 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,735 Yeah. Hey. 222 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,072 I know you're all psyched to see the movie... 223 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,074 So I'm not gonna give a big speech here. 224 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,076 I just wanna give a shout-out... 225 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,287 To the man who, without him... 226 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,332 This whole thing would be impossible. Where is he? 227 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,418 Anthony soprano, everybody. 228 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,587 - Hey! - All right, ton. 229 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,007 Once he came on board, the whole thing fell together. 230 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,843 And all the other investors too. 231 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:55,014 Plus my wife, Kelli, and our new baby. I love you guys. 232 00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:01,020 Okay, then. Cell phones off, and hope you like the movie. 233 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,550 You don't know what? He's a fucking rat! 234 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,302 - But we can't really prove it. - You're gonna argue with me? 235 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,597 No, it's just, I mean, he's practically like your own son. 236 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,975 Sorry, Sally, I think you ought to give him a pass. 237 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,310 I didn't ask you what you fucking think. 238 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,855 Motherfucking son of a... 239 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,194 - That's you. - No. 240 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,239 - No, it is. - You find where this pezzanovante is... 241 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,533 And you bring him to the butcher shop. 242 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,412 They're gonna find pieces of this kid all over fucking canarsie. 243 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,668 -Yeah. I I ' ' -i m sure he's flne, sweetle. 244 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:09,213 - You gotta relax. - But for Michael to have not called... 245 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,090 The wedding's in two days. 246 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,717 Who, the Guatemalan? 247 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,303 What time is he gonna be there? 248 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,431 I hate to say this, but the truth is he ain't good enough for you. 249 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,349 I mean, he's a good kid. 250 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,852 What you need is a man. 251 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,106 Tell him to put it in the trunk. 252 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,867 You know how long I been waiting to do that? 253 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,556 Dad, that was neat at the end, the creepy figurine and the crucifix. 254 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,392 I'm glad you caught that, Alexandra. Very observant. 255 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,311 The sacred and the propane. 256 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,648 There's a ton of people wearing t-shirts here. I told you. 257 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,109 Is it so horrible you look nice? 258 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,488 I'm starving. I need to eat something already. 259 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,032 I asked if you wanted popcorn. 260 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,286 - You want me to make you a plate? - Yeah. 261 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,754 - What? - What? I'll give you what. 262 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,922 Come here. 263 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,216 The fucking boss down in the cellar. 264 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,052 White bathrobe. Where'd you get that? 265 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,513 I don't know. Artistic choice. 266 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,808 Seriously though, I'm very proud. 267 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,268 Whatever else happens, you made a movie, Christopher. 268 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,437 Nobody can take that away. 269 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,481 Hundred years from now, we're dead and gone... 270 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,448 People will be watching this fucking thing. 271 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,694 You know how much imperia vodka I scored... 272 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,529 Just from this party alone? 273 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,074 I had a couple of cases put down in your car too. 274 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,790 Look at this. The family of early man. 275 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,172 And... great, thank you. 276 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,967 Hey, Danny. Danny, come here. 277 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,218 Take a picture with us. 278 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,025 - Hey, boys. How are you? - Phil leotardo. 279 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,098 Larry and I hung out at the set. I don't know if you know this... 280 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,684 But the actors, they don't make up what they say. 281 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,562 - It's true. Even de niro, the girl told me. - The script girl. 282 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,856 - Lorenzo barese. - Hey, how you doing, my friend? 283 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,359 - You getting enough to eat? - Bryan rawley, U.S. marshal's service. 284 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,653 Terms of your bail confine you to your home, sir. 285 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,531 - Say hello to Danny? - Yeah. 286 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,200 - Larry! - Call the fucking lawyer! 287 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,035 - Larry! - Excuse us, excuse us. 288 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,873 - Excuse us, excuse us. - Leave him alone, you bastards! 289 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,002 Jesus Christ. 290 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,006 There's Danny's manager. I better go talk to him. 291 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,012 There he is. 292 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,186 - So how was Florida? - Hot and sticky, like my balls. 293 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,023 I spoke to Ginny. She's a wreck. 294 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,860 John's in the cancer ward. She's down the road in some fucking motel. 295 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,864 Poor prick. Prison's not bad enough, fucking lung cancer to boot. 296 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,909 Tell me about it. Quintuple bypass... 297 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:28,829 Then the infection, seven months of physical therapy. 298 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,749 I'm just now starting to get back to myself again. 299 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876 Sausage, cioppino, anything spicy... 300 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,545 Put me back in the emergency room I'm not careful. 301 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,966 But all in all, we're lucky fucks. 302 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,885 I tell myself that every day. 303 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,683 So now you're back, how about you straighten that family out? 304 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,185 Not for me, Anthony. 305 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,772 Obviously, healthwise, being a boss is a young man's game. 306 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,066 Between the joint fitters and the carpenters... 307 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,152 Those envelopes are light over 10 percent each week. 308 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,696 I feel it too. 309 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,284 Well, word on the street is Gerry's the favorite to take over. 310 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,746 He's my protégé. I don't stand in his way. 311 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,623 Oh, there's a ringing endorsement. 312 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,209 - Hey, Tony. How are you? - Doc. Doc. Good. 313 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,294 - You know Danny? - How you doing, Mr. Soprano? 314 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,589 Got a ticket on the Jersey turnpike. Broken windshield wiper. 315 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,133 - I said he should talk to you. - I'll take care of it. 316 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,386 - That's not necessary. - Let's take a picture here. 317 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,805 All right, chill out, doc. 318 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,185 If you're Phil leotardo, you cannot be happy... 319 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,105 With the state of affairs, despite appearances. 320 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,108 We're joined now via satellite from bainbridge island, Washington... 321 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,443 By Jerry's fellow mob expert Manny safier... 322 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,864 The author of the new book the wise guide to wiseguys. 323 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,366 Manny, welcome to the program. How goes the book tour? 324 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,785 Thank you, Geraldo. Excellent. 325 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,454 - Jerry, how are you? - Manny. 326 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:56,041 So we're discussing the apparent mob power vacuum here in New York City. 327 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,712 Are you shocked that there's still no successor to John sacrimoni? 328 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,089 Not really. I mean... 329 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,967 The last 10, 12 years, that's been a dysfunctional family. 330 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:08,470 And as Jerry said earlier, there are several viable candidates. 331 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,805 Well, viable, I don't know. 332 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:13,142 You had Phil leotardo as the logical successor, but... 333 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,644 You also have Gerardo "Gerry" torciano... 334 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,481 Also Faustino "doc" santoro, who I believe is the frontrunner. 335 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,783 - Then... - Surprised you haven't mentioned... 336 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,196 - Carmine lupertazzi, Jr. - I was about to before you interrupted. 337 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,116 In fact, if you take a look at my book, in chapter 14... 338 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,786 This santoro thing, I called it a year ago. 339 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,498 Hey. 340 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,169 Thank you for coming, Anthony. 341 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,005 I know it's a long trip. 342 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,674 What, and miss a chance to see Missouri? 343 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,188 So how's Ginny today? 344 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,232 She went with Allegra to buy some stuff for the kitchenette. 345 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,360 Good, clear her mind. 346 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,864 Reason I asked you here today, she's a bright kid, your sister... 347 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,199 But business... 348 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:16,038 My life insurance, I wanna put her on a monthly stipend. 349 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,874 Probably a good idea. 350 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,543 Not all the doctors agree... 351 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:27,257 But if I do only have a few months, I wanna take care of all this now. 352 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,302 Wait a second. Which doctor doesn't agree? 353 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,554 Feldman, the guy I told you about. 354 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,224 - The wife murderer? - He's still a doctor, Anthony. 355 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,560 He was a highly-respected oncologist. 356 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,730 - I know, but, John... - He reviewed my case. 357 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,525 He says I could hang on for years. 358 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,281 You're right. He still has the knowledge. 359 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,493 I mean, o.J.'S no less of a running back, right? 360 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,833 Let me ask you something, Anthony. 361 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,713 How will I be remembered? 362 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,509 A wonderful husband. 363 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:11,927 A loving father. 364 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:16,015 - On the street though, I mean. - From what I know, you were well-liked. 365 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,976 Respected across the board, despite the allocution even. 366 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,520 God knows guys have actually named names... 367 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:25,441 For a hell of a lot less than what you were looking at. The only nega... 368 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,488 What? 369 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,951 Well, when carmine died and you took over... 370 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,120 People felt you changed... 371 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,623 Became a little trigger-happy, maybe? 372 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:42,833 A hothead. 373 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:52,301 God forbid any of them would find themselves in that position. 374 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:56,388 It's a thankless job. 375 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,868 - What are you, hung-over? - What? I had two glasses of wine. 376 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:20,162 Why are you so pissy? 377 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:24,541 - The portrayal of that guy in the movie. - What guy? 378 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,877 - The boss, Tony. - What about him? 379 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:31,673 - It was based on you. - Yeah, I know, you said, the yelling. 380 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,010 - No, it wasn't just the yelling. - Imitation's a form of flattery. 381 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,013 - You think that was flattering? - It was okay. 382 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:41,558 - He's a tough prick, that Baldwin. - What about the girlfriend? 383 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,519 - What girlfriend? - The cleaver guy. 384 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:47,689 The lead character. His entire motive for revenge. 385 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,191 I don't know. You lost me, carm. 386 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:53,195 Sally boy, the boss, he fucked the guy's fiancée. 387 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,408 The thing with Adriana? 388 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,410 I told you it never fucking happened. 389 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,746 Well, apparently, your nephew feels othennise. 390 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,916 Ro pointed it out to me. If she saw it, that means other people did. 391 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:10,379 - It's a movie. It's fictional. - It's a revenge fantasy, Tony... 392 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:14,007 Which ends with the boss's head split open by a meat cleaver. 393 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,897 Oh, there he is. Good time last night? 394 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,108 Yeah, it was all right. How about you? 395 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,611 Well, gab had fucking nightmares. 396 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,199 - Club soda, hon. - Sure. 397 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,618 So, what did you think of the movie? 398 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,788 You know, Chrissy's the last person I would have confused with Marty... 399 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,749 But I gotta say, it wasn't bad. 400 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,754 - Is he around? - Chrissy? No. 401 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,549 He don't come around here no more, you know that. 402 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,806 That Baldwin was pretty good, huh? 403 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,689 He was a mean fuck. I'll give him that. 404 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,484 And that girl that played the fiancée, she was hot. 405 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,945 You know, the one he was fucking. 406 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:29,750 It's weird how it works, the creative process. 407 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,377 I'm watching that movie Edward scissorhands, when: 408 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,962 All of a sudden, it hits me. 409 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:37,633 What if instead of a pair of scissors, it's a meat cleaver instead? 410 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,802 A couple of years later, you got a movie. 411 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,097 Originally, I thought a ball-peen hammer, but a cleaver's better. 412 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,561 I tell you, it's like I'm living somebody else's life. 413 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,815 You're just not comfortable with success yet. I know. It's scary. 414 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:57,236 Feel the fear and do it anyway. 415 00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,656 - Without chemicals either. - Yeah. 416 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,494 So Kelli, the baby. 417 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,330 Good, fucking great. 418 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,833 She's a doll. She cries a lot though. 419 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:15,003 The baby, not Kelli. 420 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:19,675 I hope you're taking the time to reflect on all this. 421 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:24,346 - Savor the good stuff. - Yeah. No, I am. 422 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,937 There's my other sober buddy. 423 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,023 - Is that an FBI guy? - Your tax dollars at work. 424 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:40,612 - Does he follow you around all the time? - They drop in and out. It's fun. 425 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:47,202 Look, seriously, think where you were just three months ago. 426 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:50,372 You came into that meeting, you were so fucked up you could barely talk. 427 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,291 And that woman friend was even worse. 428 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,920 I've been trying to do what you said, hold back a little... 429 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,673 Steer clear of old habits, same people. 430 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,884 Must be hard though, given your lifestyle. 431 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,929 They already misinterpret I don't wanna hang around so much. 432 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,472 Fucking Paulie especially. 433 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,726 Have you explained how hard it is to be around alcohol? 434 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,979 - How familiar surroundings set it off? - They don't give a fuck. 435 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:25,907 "But he's fucking my wife, carmine. I want him dead," Jimmy says. 436 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:31,580 "He will be," he said, "but not just right now. He earns too much." 437 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:35,375 Eight years later, Jimmy gets a call one day. 438 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:39,212 "Remember that guy we were talking about who was fucking your wife? 439 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,756 He can go." 440 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,176 The guy wasn't making him money no more. 441 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,011 And that was carmine lupertazzi. 442 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,306 - Holy fucking shit. - Yeah. 443 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,808 There you are. We went... 444 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,727 John, what the hell are you doing? 445 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,772 - What? - You're smoking. 446 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,149 - So? - Daddy, you're on oxygen. 447 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,987 Hey, Warren, pardon me, I'm sorry. 448 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,328 - Just calm down, all right? - Calm down? I don't fucking believe you. 449 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,790 What do I got to lose, gin? 450 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,167 - What's the difference? - You told me Dr. Feldman... 451 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,628 - Doesn't agree with the others. - Yeah, well... 452 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,714 - Miracles do happen, John. - Not to this family they don't. 453 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,359 You know, it's that kind of attitude... 454 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,676 That probably brought this on in the first place. 455 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:29,262 You gonna start with that again? 456 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:32,849 What about all these six-year-olds with leukemia? 457 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,352 What's that from, all their negative thinking? 458 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,541 All due respect, he's a great guy, doc, but boss material? 459 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,168 The important thing is we all work together... 460 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,003 Whoever winds up in the driver's seat. 461 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,214 Yeah, Phil, though, I'll never get it. 462 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,800 The man was my mentor. It was right there for the taking. 463 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,052 His heart, Gerry. What was he gonna do? 464 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,263 That's my point though, what you just said. 465 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,641 Johnny goes away, it's Phil's turn in the driver's seat... 466 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,101 And his heart gives out. 467 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,438 - Right. - His heart. 468 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,649 - I know. What? - It's a metaphor. 469 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,693 He lost his balls is what I'm saying. 470 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,486 Just say it then. 471 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:29,364 - Walt fucking Whitman over here. - I'll tell you later, okay? 472 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,367 - Ladies. - Hey. 473 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,369 - Am I right? - How you doing? 474 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,246 Should we get some more wine? 475 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,290 This fucking waiter on sabbatical? 476 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:41,418 What's the name of that sangiovese we had at quattro gatti? 477 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,253 The night your... 478 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,058 Come on. 479 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,066 Let's go. 480 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:18,163 Yeah, give me five dimes apiece on St. Louis... 481 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,581 Minnesota and Baltimore. 482 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,927 I would have invited you to play, but we already had our fourth. 483 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,304 You're not happy. 484 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,640 Let's order. 485 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,852 - What can I get you? - Seared ahi, mixed Greens... 486 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,898 - And an iced tea, please. - Philly cheesesteak. 487 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,902 You know what? Give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. 488 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,613 I always enjoy those, but it never occurs to me to order one. 489 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,283 What the fuck, carmine? This family of yours. 490 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,954 Fucking senile doc santoro uses one of my guys as a diversion? 491 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,414 Sil could have got hurt. 492 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,250 Doc showed a lack of respect. 493 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,882 This fucking leadership, boy. 494 00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:14,135 Step up, carmine. Get your hands around this thing. 495 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,221 You know you got the support. 496 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:23,687 You never thought you'd mutter those words, did you? 497 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,981 What do you want me to say? 498 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:31,570 I hear you, Tony, and I'm flattered. But boss? I don't think so. 499 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,531 Especially now that doc has cemented his position. 500 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:38,410 Phil was bad enough in the top spot, but him I could have lived with. 501 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,245 Here you go. 502 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,669 There was a time I was obsessed with being in charge. 503 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,713 - You remember? - Right, so do it. 504 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,218 One night around then, I had this dream. 505 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,346 It's my pop's 100th birthday, even though he'd been dead for years. 506 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,515 The whole family's there. Grandkids, everybody. 507 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:05,687 He's wearing one of these gold paper crowns, like at burger king. 508 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:11,651 Anyway, I give him his present, this mellifluous box, ribbons... 509 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,695 He opens it up, then looks at me. 510 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:17,198 This gaze of absolute disappointment. 511 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:19,618 There's nothing in the box. 512 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:23,872 So he hands it back to me. "Go fill it up," he says. 513 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:28,084 - "Come back when I'm 200." - So go for it, carmine. 514 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,170 Fulfill that part of yourself. 515 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,051 We have this ritual at my house for years. 516 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,719 Our kids are in boarding school. 517 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:41,640 Every night I come home from work, I strip down, jump naked in the pool. 518 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:45,685 Nicole brings me a scotch and water. We sit, relax a little, talk. 519 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:48,730 I go up to bed, the air conditioning. 520 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:52,067 She brings me a light dinner on a tray. 521 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:57,322 One night, during all that fighting with John, I come home, I'm exhausted. 522 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,116 So tired, so tense, I skip the pool. 523 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,244 I go right upstairs, flop on the bed. 524 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:06,373 Nicole comes up with a drink. 525 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:10,251 She says, "darling, I think it's time you took a rest." 526 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,420 I say, "I'm gonna. We're gonna take a vacation." 527 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,589 She says, "that's not what I meant. 528 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:21,471 I don't wanna be the wealthiest widow on long island. I want you to quit now." 529 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,475 I'm not ashamed to say that she made me cry. 530 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,394 That wonderful, loving woman. 531 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:34,109 That dream with my father, the empty box... 532 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,362 It wasn't about being boss. 533 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,322 It was about being happy. 534 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,792 Warren, hi. 535 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,837 Hi, hon. How's he doing? 536 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:56,840 Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the smoking. 537 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,300 John shared with me how upset you were. 538 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:03,179 Psychologically, when a person's told they're dying... 539 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,223 It's the ultimate loss of control. 540 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:09,978 - To hear him wheeze like that... - I know. It doesn't make any sense. 541 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:12,564 I do know he's a leader. 542 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:19,404 I suspect his smoking, on some level, is an attempt to die as he lived... 543 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,489 In total control. 544 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,867 Years ago, I asked him to stop for me and the kids. 545 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:27,620 I lost 27 pounds. He couldn't quit smoking? 546 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,752 I gotta go. 547 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,760 Goodbye, Caitlin. I'll see you soon, muffin. 548 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,345 Oh, my god. I love these little hands. 549 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,264 Thanks so much for watching her. 550 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,726 You'd think we're planning a coronation instead of a christening. 551 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,896 - We all set? - You know what? I'd better pee. 552 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:56,983 Oh, goody, I get to keep holding you. 553 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,742 So how you doing? Tony said you got an offer on the house you built. 554 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,202 Two, actually, yes. 555 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,537 Ivana trump. 556 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:16,419 You know, I gotta be honest. I am very disappointed at what you did. 557 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,713 - What are you talking about? - Your movie. 558 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,090 The boss sleeping with the other guy's fiancée? 559 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:22,634 What? 560 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,719 Like that wasn't based on Tony and Ade? 561 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,097 What? No. Carmela, I didn't even write it. 562 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:32,018 "Story by Christopher moltisanti." Isn't that what it said up there on the screen? 563 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,854 Yeah, but that's just for the writers guild health insurance. 564 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,149 - Oh, really? - Come on, you can't be serious. 565 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,568 She's an oriental, for Christ sake. 566 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:46,491 - Have you heard from Ade lately? - No. Why would I hear from her? 567 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:50,245 - Would it be so surprising? - She left me for some other guy. 568 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,624 Is it any wonder? Her poor mother is so upset, she's practically delusional. 569 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,918 She's convinced herself that Ade is dead. 570 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:59,087 Her mother's an alky. You know that. 571 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,756 Yeah, regardless, Christopher. 572 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,300 You're my cousin, and I love you, carmela... 573 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,387 But I don't like what you're inferring here... 574 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,848 Either with the movie or with how I treated Adriana. 575 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,183 Kelli comes out, tell her I went to smoke. 576 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,943 There's my pal. How you doing? 577 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:26,865 Billy bathgate. They had it in the library. I thought of you. 578 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,327 I don't know if you heard, but Gerry torciano... 579 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,538 He was hit last week in Brooklyn. 580 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,790 - Who? - Gerry torciano. 581 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:40,128 It was all over the news. They whacked him in some restaurant. 582 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,631 Did you know him? 583 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,968 Yeah. 584 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,513 I don't know. Good guy. 585 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,975 It's hard to breathe. 586 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,821 I'll talk to gupte... 587 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:10,867 See if I can get him to up the beclovent. 588 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:14,579 I'm dying, aren't I? 589 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:24,422 It's not good. I won't lie to you. 590 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,050 The aggressiveness surprises me. 591 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,931 I gotta concur with rosen. 592 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:44,192 I appreciate everything you've done, Warren. 593 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:57,705 - Who is it? - You don't answer your phone? 594 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,625 I shut the ringer. It's the middle of the night. 595 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:01,793 Honey, what's wrong? 596 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,213 Nothing, sweetie, it's fine. Go back to sleep. 597 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,090 It ain't fine. We got a problem. 598 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,926 The whole sequence with Sally boy banging the fiancée... 599 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:12,637 You gotta tell Tony that was your idea. 600 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,431 - It wasn't my idea. - What are you, fucking stupid now? 601 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,809 He probably thinks I put it in to embarrass him. 602 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,436 - Why did you put it in there? - It was an idea. 603 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,939 I don't know. Who knows where they fucking come from? 604 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:26,192 Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple. 605 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,778 It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. 606 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,585 Now I'm supposed to take responsibility... 607 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,573 For some shit that's gonna get me in trouble? 608 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,993 Fuck that, man. 609 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,415 Humanitas award. What's that? 610 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,625 Humanitas. From the paulist brothers... 611 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:45,461 For writing themes of socially redeeming... 612 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:50,758 Look out the window. You see a fucking Hollywood sign out there? 613 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:52,802 Maybe you talk to your agent like that... 614 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:55,471 But don't ever get fucking snippy on me again. 615 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:10,236 The fucking scary thing was I didn't know what happened... 616 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:11,946 Till after the shot was fired. 617 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,157 It was fucking weird. 618 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,119 - Tony, hey. Gentlemen. - Hey, how are you? 619 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,038 T.j. Hooker. 620 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:25,126 J.t., actually, but... I'm looking for Chris. 621 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:26,794 I'm supposed to meet him. 622 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,921 What, here? 623 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:34,469 The thing is, he left me a message, but this fucking verizon is... 624 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,846 - Mind if I wait? - Yeah, sit down. 625 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,641 - Diet coke, please. - You got it. 626 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:47,940 - So, what did you think of cleaver? - Oh, it's good. You know... 627 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:49,484 Congratulations. 628 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,320 I hope we're gonna see some money soon. 629 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:54,822 Yeah. 630 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,828 As a writer, you can never tell, you know? You come up with an idea... 631 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:04,540 You don't know how the audience will respond. Just because I like something... 632 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,667 I think of, doesn't mean anyone else will. 633 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,377 Well, that's the challenge, huh? 634 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:12,965 It is challenging sometimes, inventing characters, how they interact. 635 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,844 The boss, Sally boy, for example, his whole persona... 636 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,015 I stole that from Broderick Crawford in born yesterday. 637 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:22,683 What's that? 638 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:26,062 Garson kanin, 1950. It's terrific. 639 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,815 William Holden falls in love with Crawford's girlfriend... 640 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,066 Played by Judy holliday. 641 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:33,111 - The black girl, the singer. - No, that's Billie Holiday. 642 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,739 Although Judy's character in the movie is named Billie too... 643 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:38,574 So I can see why you're confused. 644 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,619 I never seen it. Why would I be confused? 645 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:47,542 Anyway, the Sally boy character is based on Crawford. 646 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,585 Sort of a big, burly guy. 647 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:53,381 The love triangle, the cuckolding of Michael, sleeping with the fiancée... 648 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:57,969 Very similar to the Holden-holliday dynamic. 649 00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:02,056 So the whole thing was your idea. 650 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:04,934 With apologies to Garson kanin. 651 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,397 - What happened to your head? - What? 652 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,569 Cabinet. 653 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:25,079 If I see Chrissy, I'll tell him you were looking for him. 654 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:39,927 Now listen to me, you two heels. I mean business. 655 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:43,014 I got too much at stake here. You got something that belongs to me. 656 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:46,601 If you wanna get out of here alive, give it back. Now, I'm no blowhard. Tell him. 657 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:50,271 He's no blowhard. He's had people killed before. 658 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:52,273 Was about six years ago, there was this... 659 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,610 Shut up! You ain't gonna be telling nobody nothing pretty soon. 660 00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:01,115 This is the image of me he leaves to the world. 661 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:08,289 I remember when he was born, I would hold him in my arms. 662 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,502 An adorable kid too. 663 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:15,046 Big eyes. 664 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,175 You always talk about him more like a son. 665 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:23,179 Well, in some ways he was, especially after his dad died. 666 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,140 He was little. I used to give him rides. 667 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,435 I'd put him in the basket of the butcher bike... 668 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:31,687 And pedal him around... 669 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:34,565 Back when satriale's made deliveries. 670 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,777 I reminded him of that recently. 671 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,155 - He didn't remember. - But you do. 672 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,157 We had fun. 673 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,121 All those memories, and for what? 674 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,874 All I am to him is some asshole bully. 675 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,174 You're hurt. 676 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:09,433 His dad, Dickie... 677 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,270 Was like my me to him. 678 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:16,649 - A mentor. - Yeah, but more than that... 679 00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:18,651 A friend... 680 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,695 A fucking guy you could look up to. 681 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:24,657 And the hope is, that you pass that shit down... 682 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:28,786 The respect and the love. 683 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,419 And all I did for this fucking kid, and he fucking hates me so much. 684 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,255 I'm sure on some level he loves you too. 685 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:44,093 Yeah? Take that home. Judge for yourself. 686 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:46,477 Last five minutes should answer that question. 687 00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:48,222 I'm not going to do that. 688 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,183 - Not a horror fan? - It's what you think that matters. 689 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:57,148 I think he fucking despises me. It's pretty obvious. 690 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,816 Wants to see me dead. 691 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:08,242 Without invalidating your feelings... 692 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:11,162 Is it possible that on some level... 693 00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,289 You're reading into all this? 694 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,340 I've been coming here for years. 695 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:26,135 I know too much about the subconscious now. 696 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,441 Look, sweetie... 697 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,611 They're nice and clean like you like them. 698 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,446 Mommy, he can't really hear you. 699 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,574 They're right here by the bed. 700 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:58,626 - My... - What, baby? Your what? 701 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,628 You want more morphine, daddy? 702 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:08,219 - Mother. - Grandma? What, daddy? 703 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:09,720 Is he hallucinating? 704 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,556 - She's here. - I don't know. He could be. 705 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,142 Sometimes they see people who've passed. 706 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,686 John, look at me, baby. 707 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,026 John. 708 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:36,080 You want a cigarette, baby? John. 709 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:50,261 You can't do that when you're on my fucking team? 710 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:53,013 Hey, ton, Anthony infante to see you. 711 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,349 Send him in. 712 00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,519 There he is. X-ray specs. 713 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:01,439 - How's John? - That's why I'm here, Tony. 714 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,190 John passed away late this morning. 715 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:08,028 - Oh, fuck, you're kidding me. - Shit. 716 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,197 I only wish. 717 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:19,623 He was a great guy, John. Sorry for your loss. 718 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:23,252 Thanks. Honestly, though, it was for the best. 719 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:32,303 What are you gonna do? 720 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:35,055 Ibeatcancen but it took him out. 721 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:38,058 Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide. 722 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,814 John sacrimoni, a buon' anima. 723 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,066 A buon' anima, Johnny sack. 724 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:59,205 We're here to celebrate what would have been my brother's... 725 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:02,708 - Your uncle's, 47th birthday. - Blow it out for him. 726 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,508 Right here at this bar, this seat... 727 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:13,260 Was uncle Billy's favorite place in the whole world. 728 00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:16,639 - More than shea stadium? - More than shea stadium. 729 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:19,600 He'd sit with his friends and tell stories about his family... 730 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:23,270 Who he loved more than anything and was so very proud of. 731 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,612 From now on, his ashes will be right here... 732 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,782 So when his friends come to visit, he can see them. 733 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,326 - Can he see us now? - Yeah. 734 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,788 - Who knows who is Leonardo da Vinci? - I do. 735 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,457 - Matty. - Yeah, he wrote the Da Vinci code. 736 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,042 - No. - Another man wrote that... 737 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,378 But it's a hideous, sacrilegious book. 738 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:52,174 - Annabella. - He was a painter of the Mona Lisa. 739 00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:55,844 Very good. He was not only a painter, he did medical drawings... 740 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:58,055 And he designed a tank for the army. 741 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:02,977 Leonardo was a great Italian, and that was our name originally, Leonardo. 742 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:06,397 But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from sicily... 743 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,483 They changed it at Ellis island to leotardo. 744 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,151 What did they do that for? 745 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:14,405 Because they're stupid, that's why, and jealous. 746 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:17,366 They disrespected a proud Italian heritage... 747 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:21,203 And named us after a ballet costume. 748 00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,831 - Marissa. - That's for modern. 749 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:27,501 - In ballet, you wear tutus. - It doesn't make a difference. 750 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:33,382 - That's right, it doesn't. - Can we have cake now? 751 00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:07,833 How you doing, Phil? You okay? 752 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:13,005 Forty-seven. He was a fucking kid. 753 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:16,300 Me, I'm an old man. 754 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:22,723 I'd like to do it over. Boy, let me tell you. 755 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,726 I fucking compromised everything. 756 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,895 No, what are you talking about? 757 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:31,398 Twenty years inside, not a fucking peep. 758 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:32,858 For what? 759 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:37,237 To protect the likes of rusty fucking millio, doc santoro? 760 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:40,908 You were a man, Phil. That's saying a lot nowadays. 761 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:53,128 That cocksucking piece of shit, Tony soprano's cousin... 762 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,923 I can't even say his name. 763 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,968 - -Murdered Billie. - And what did I do about it? 764 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,932 My weakness. 765 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:08,310 Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. 766 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:11,772 My family took shit from the medigans the minute we got off the boat. 767 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,108 Come on. What the fuck are you talking about? 768 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:16,777 Leotardo. 769 00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:18,654 That's my fucking legacy. 770 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,122 No more, butchie. 771 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,916 No more of this.