1 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,384 ( Theme music playing) 2 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,769 He's gonna win another 50, 60k. 3 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,771 All right, let's not go backwards, huh? 4 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:48,024 These people you run into wanna be boss, huh? They should know. 5 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,819 I told you. You don't listen, you nut. 6 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,698 - ( Sighs ) - You want a coffee? 7 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,783 I don't know... 8 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,999 FBI, get down! 9 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,126 FBI, down! 10 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,841 (Grunts) 11 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,900 (Dog barking in distance) 12 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,788 (Loud knock on door) 13 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,831 ( Doorbell rings) 14 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,209 What is that? 15 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,586 - What? - (Loud knocking on door) 16 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,173 Is this it? 17 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,343 ( Doorbell rings) 18 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,597 (Knock on door ) 19 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:08,105 ( Doorbell repea tedly rings ) 20 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,524 (Knock on door ) 21 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,779 - What's going on? - Go back to sleep. 22 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:20,449 Anthony soprano, detective gaudioso, essex county. 23 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,077 I have a warrant for your arrest. 24 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,619 - For what? - Are you Anthony soprano? 25 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,348 What, did you bring the whole county with you? 26 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,833 We don't take any chances when it concerns an illegal firearm 27 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,625 containing hollow-point ammunition. 28 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,045 What? 29 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,673 Where's the FBI? 30 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,010 Can I see a warrant? We have the right. 31 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,140 - ( Indistinct police radio ) - Oh, thank god. 32 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,142 Will you tell them he's got a medical condition? 33 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,645 This is his family doctor right here. Ask him. 34 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:58,071 - (Cell phone rings) - Hello, Janice. 35 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,713 Did you talk to Tony about coming up to the lake for his birthday? 36 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,409 Tony was arrested this morning. 37 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,493 - For what? - Weapons charge. 38 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,056 They're booking him in north Caldwell before they take him to Newark. 39 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,332 - I'm dropping off his clothes. - It's a gun, no big deal. 40 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,043 Hollow-point ammunition, they said. 41 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,712 Yeah, well, he'll still make bail. 42 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,714 You know he's not wild about the drive, Janice. 43 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,716 I really think it's not the time right now. 44 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,926 Well, let him know we're with him. 45 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,845 All right. 46 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,725 If you have hollow-point bullets in anything, take 'em out today. 47 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:33,023 Oh, god damn it, aj, there is tomato sauce 48 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,566 all over these pants. 49 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,694 Aj, I asked for the brown suit 50 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,571 from the dry-cleaning bag. 51 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,323 The light didn't go on in your closet. 52 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,658 Stop it, will you please? 53 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,411 That show of force, 54 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:50,289 was that all about humiliating dad? 55 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,626 (Men shout/ng) 56 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,838 (Buzzer ) 57 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,099 - (Buzzer ) - (Men continue shouting ) 58 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:26,368 Your honor, the police pulled over some kid 59 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,371 and found a baggie with cocaine residue. 60 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,665 They also found a gun loaded 61 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,125 with hollow-point bullets on the floor. 62 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,336 Now in order to beat the rap, 63 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,797 this 16-year-old punk 64 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,590 claims he saw my client 65 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,760 drop that weapon. And mind you, not yesterday, 66 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,971 but over two years ago, 67 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:49,099 using it in the meantime to shoot at cans 68 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,268 and impress his friends. 69 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,188 ( '5os rock music playing) 70 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,653 I gotta tell you, Phil, you look fantastic. 71 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,947 - As in science fiction? - No. What? Come on. 72 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:07,617 Fucking empty compliments. I had major fucking coronary disease. 73 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,912 - He's not shitting you, Phil. - I broke my fucking gazz in Florida 74 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,249 on that goddamn recumbent bike, I'll tell you that. 75 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,877 Would I shit you? You're my favorite turd. 76 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,549 ( Laughing ) Fucking kid. 77 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,343 Why don't you get a real bike, 78 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,387 have some beach pussy to look at 79 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,805 while you're working the heart? 80 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:33,642 Go over the handlebars, have some fucking head trauma? That's all I need. 81 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,186 I'm 66 years old. 82 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,149 Anyway, Phil, welcome home. 83 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,568 - (Speaks Italian ) - Thanks. 84 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,112 Don't listen to me. 85 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,864 I'm a cranky fuck lately. 86 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,409 - Lately? - Ooh! 87 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,410 Why don't you get a bike, you fat fuck? 88 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,247 (All laughing) 89 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,630 Ho... (Singing) 90 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,053 - How are you, doc? - Let me get a drink. I'll be back. 91 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,721 All right. 92 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:13,182 Glad you're back, Phil. This fucking guy. 93 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,351 How you doing? 94 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,854 I'm here to enjoy my grandchildren, 95 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,106 my home. 96 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,697 Did you hear the news? Pork chop out in Jersey 97 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,866 got pinched on a weapon charge. 98 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,035 Drops a gat in a field somewhere three fucking years ago. 99 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:36,915 - What the fuck? - Jersey. Fucking farmers, I don't know. 100 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,668 Yeah, he was probably going down on some sheep or some shit. 101 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,841 Gun violence is a blight 102 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:50,720 on essex county, and Mr. Soprano will be prosecuted 103 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,931 to the fullest extent of the law... 104 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,600 You know what that says, Hector? 105 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,436 That's your mommy's name... blanca. 106 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,772 Blanca blanca blanca. 107 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,315 That's mommy's name. 108 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,901 Aj, can you turn that off, please? 109 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,488 ( TV turns off) 110 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,240 Tony. 111 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:13,451 Take the yellow ribbons down, everybody. Our boy's come home. 112 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,621 - Dad. - Hey. I'm fine. 113 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,962 They let him out already? 114 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,507 What she means is, in our neighborhood people don't get out right away. 115 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,885 ( Telephone rings) 116 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,928 - Hello. - Where's Christopher? 117 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,097 I don't know. I thought he was here. 118 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,975 Hold on. It's Bobby. 119 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,519 - Yeah. - You want me to come down? 120 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,855 No, nothing a hot shower won't fix. 121 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,399 Carm told jan you were on the fence about the weekend. 122 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:48,319 I don't know. Sit around, chew the fat. 123 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,947 We got the meeting with the Canadians. 124 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:54,783 Ton', with these hassles, you should make it up our way here. 125 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,163 (Sucking loudly) 126 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,332 You know, maybe that's not such a bad idea. 127 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,588 Mr. Federal attorney. 128 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,634 - What can I do for you? - You had to have your cheap headline? 129 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,220 Can you really not be aware we've been building a rico case 130 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:18,224 against Tony soprano for five fucking years? 131 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,393 Then you blow this popcorn fart. 132 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,486 Are you gonna relax? 133 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,112 It's just all this little stuff, 134 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,782 like my phone has one little bar up here. 135 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,825 I mean, what if the broker's trying to contact me? 136 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,327 Caravan for my house is on Tuesday, and the gas is still off. 137 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,829 (Cell phone rings ) 138 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,207 Mine works. 139 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:47,669 - Hello. - Essex county dropped the charges. 140 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,048 I told you it was a piece-of-shit case. 141 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,174 Two years old, no decent prints. 142 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:55,637 Santa claus could have dropped that gun in the snow. 143 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,556 They dropped the charges. Well, I'd say I owe you one, 144 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,851 but I'm sure it's more than one. 145 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,645 Neil, thanks again. 146 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,233 Thank god. I really didn't want it hanging over your birthday. 147 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,735 Can we forget already that it's my birthday? 148 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,489 You say that and then you get upset if nobody makes a fuss. 149 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,828 - Hi. - There you are. 150 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,621 I was starting to get worried. 151 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:25,041 Traffic was horrible. 152 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,418 - I've had to pee since Glen falls. - Well, go. 153 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,713 Hey, sis. 154 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,927 "National lampoon's vacation." 155 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,053 How you doing? 156 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,515 How are you? 157 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,064 You know, I gotta admit it... every time, 158 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,400 once you're up here, 159 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,070 it's pretty great. 160 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,324 Aren't you adorable too 161 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,743 with your matching dress just like mommy's? 162 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,164 - Hi, Mercedes. - Hello. 163 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,915 It's your favorite uncle. 164 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,126 There she is. It's that little girl, 165 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,128 but I forget her name. 166 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,547 - Gladys? - Nica. 167 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,466 - No, murgatroyd. - Nica. 168 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,968 Uh-oh. 169 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,596 Daddy. 170 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:23,098 - Oh, daddy's girl. - Daddy's little girl. 171 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,019 - Who's hungry? - You know, a water would be perfect. 172 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,855 - Pellegrino? - Sure. 173 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,480 He's gonna pass. He's stuffed. 174 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,442 (All laughing) 175 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,110 - Shoprite sparkling? - Sure. 176 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,072 If frank Sinatra were coming here to celebrate his birthday, 177 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,658 would you leave the lawn like that? Looks like shit. 178 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,744 He has enough lawn maintenance at the new house 179 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,454 since somebody let the gardener go. 180 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,873 Oh, the house wasn't enough. 181 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,583 I'm joking. 182 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,460 You know how grateful we are. 183 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,754 Beer, ton'? 184 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,048 Absolutely. 185 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,137 Madonn'. 186 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,805 800 rounds per. 187 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,182 He chromed out the inner carrier. 188 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,476 And what I like, it's got the panther fluted barrel. 189 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,977 Is this how you bagged that deer? 190 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,188 I wouldn't use a firearm like this on a deer. 191 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,813 It's unsportsmanlike. 192 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,776 Oh, like the poor prick's got a chance against a 30.06. 193 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,818 Actually, last two seasons, 194 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,030 I've been using a bow and arrow exclusively. 195 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,782 Get the fuck out of here. 196 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,992 Seriously, it levels the playing field. 197 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,704 The ar-10, that's my birthday present to you. 198 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,248 Thanks, Bobby. 199 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,959 Don't say shit to carmela. 200 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,521 Me and Tony almost got a summer place... 201 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,982 Down the shore, remember, Tony? 202 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,566 Any more stuffed mushrooms? 203 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,653 My pop bought this place 'cause it was close to Canada. 204 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,155 He had ties in Montreal. You know, ton'. 205 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,742 His father, my grandpop, come into the country 206 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,702 originally through Montreal, illegally. 207 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,955 No kidding? He wasn't Ellis island, your grandfather? 208 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,750 Nah, got mixed up in some shenanigans on the other side, 209 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,044 anti-government or something. 210 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,171 Had a police record. 211 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,717 They oughta build a wall now, though. 212 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,927 - I'm telling you. - Amen. 213 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,512 Mommy! 214 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,598 When are the kids back? 215 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,476 Sophia the 7th and Robert the end of the month. 216 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,145 That's nice. 217 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,272 I'm very lucky to be back 218 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,191 with my family after all these years. 219 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,111 Look at you and me, Tony. 220 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,239 Who would have thought we'd have the kind of relationship we have now? 221 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,533 The credit goes to you. 222 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,909 You really changed. 223 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,078 So I had to change? 224 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,913 It's a compliment. 225 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,499 You were fine. 226 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,168 You're different 227 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,961 since that stuff last year... 228 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,838 The shooting. 229 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,175 - I'm sure carm would agree. - I would. 230 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,846 Oh, look, the fish are jumping. 231 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,603 I'm different how? How am I different? 232 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,942 ( Nica speaks indistinctly) 233 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,195 (Laughing) 234 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,279 Story you heard. 235 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,492 - The pool. - Oh my god, please. 236 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,079 - What? - You don't wanna know. 237 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,041 Pradeep, our pharmacist, 238 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,793 was at a pool party. 239 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,045 All the kids were playing in the water. 240 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,465 The adults were all around and having drinks, barbecuing. 241 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,511 Somehow even with all these people around, 242 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,138 this three-year-old child managed to fall into the pool. 243 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,934 Nobody even noticed till finally they found him floating face down 244 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,019 - in the water. - ( Gasps ) 245 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,480 Brain dead. 246 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,316 Poor kid's in one of those padded wheelchairs now. 247 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,569 Oh. 248 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:07,240 I can't get that story out of my mind. 249 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,909 I don't know why. 250 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,626 (Groaning) 251 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,467 ( Pants, laughs ) 252 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,892 Happy birthday. 253 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,699 It's supposed to rain down there, 254 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,536 so make sure that all the cellar windows are closed. 255 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,121 - Okay. - And make sure 256 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,705 you check the one by dad's wine rack. 257 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,375 - Okay. - Easy, big fella. 258 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,502 - That jacuzzi's bitchin'. - Who is that? 259 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,380 That's Fran the waitress. We're really busy down here. 260 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,717 - You're at work? - Yes, I'm at the pizzeria. 261 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,384 All right, I'll talk to you later. 262 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,387 Bye. 263 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,475 The jacuzzi and the tub's fantastic. 264 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,770 ( Doorbell rings) 265 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,396 There's everybody. 266 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,900 Don't let us forget to wash the sheets, okay? 267 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,569 Yeah, ha ha! 268 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,614 Anthony jereboam soprano. 269 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,032 What's up? 270 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,453 Tony seem to hit the hooch a little at lunch today? 271 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,246 I think he's feeling his age. 272 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,998 What do you think it's like for me? 273 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,917 When we were kids, 274 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,085 he'd do whatever I said. 275 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,840 He ate one of tippy's milk-bones because I told him it was a cookie. 276 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,766 My therapist Sandy, 277 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,603 she said my ma was a splitter. 278 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,605 She'd pit us three against each other... 279 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,608 To toughen us up, I guess. 280 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,862 I couldn't help hearing you with aj. 281 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,533 God, you gotta walk on eggshells with these kids today, huh? 282 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,702 We're almost through that phase, thank god. 283 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,541 You're good with them. 284 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,919 Really? I wish he'd go back to college. 285 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,630 He sleeps most nights at blanca's. 286 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,509 Speaking of kids and ma, 287 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,553 Sandy said something interesting... 288 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,638 That when we were babies, 289 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,806 everything was fine, 290 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,226 but ma couldn't stand that as her babies got older, 291 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,061 they separated from her. 292 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,273 When they started to talk and express ideas, 293 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,526 that's when the trouble started. 294 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,070 It wasn't that she didn't love us. 295 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,955 Mmm-mmm! 296 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,751 You've been a solid performer for some time now. 297 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,045 Plus, you're my brother-in-law. 298 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,177 You get older, you think about things. 299 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,180 You're a young man. We both are. 300 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,058 - World's still in front of us. - Balls. 301 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,352 My estimate historically, 302 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,689 80% of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny sack 303 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,568 or on the embalming table at cozarelli's. 304 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,194 Don't even say it. 305 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,906 No risk, no reward. 306 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,757 I mean, yeah, our line of work, it's always out there. 307 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,719 You probably don't even hear it when it happens, right? 308 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,846 Ask your friend in there on the wall. 309 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,808 Listen to us. Morbid fucks. 310 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:08,063 Come to think of it, you never popped your cherry in that regard, right? 311 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,566 No. 312 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,152 Yet your old man was the fucking Terminator. 313 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,236 I come close. 314 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:19,116 I done other shit, but no. 315 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,702 A salut'. 316 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,913 It's a big fat pain in the balls. 317 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,082 Especially now with DNA evidence. 318 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,585 My pop never wanted it for me. 319 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,753 He said there were times with all the worry 320 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,774 that he wished he could have stayed in the shop full-time, 321 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,256 just cut hair. 322 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,219 To be honest, I'd rather he fucking shot me than cut my hair. 323 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,312 There's somebody I've been bringing along to insulate myself 324 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,857 from the stuff that could bring down a boss, 325 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,486 and take care of carmela too, in case... 326 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,821 God forbid. 327 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,659 Now maybe 328 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,452 between me and this person... 329 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,330 There's diverging agendas. 330 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,041 - Sorry to hear it. - It happens. 331 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,378 Thing is, the Newark facilities manager, 332 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,796 he's gonna fix it so we do all the window replacements 333 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,842 in the projects. 334 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,470 I was thinking maybe you should work that. 335 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,180 I'm honored just to be considered. 336 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,226 Then we'll see what happens after that, long-term. 337 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,480 (Singing birthday song) 338 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,318 (Cheering, laughing) 339 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,656 - Time for presents. - And grappa. 340 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,993 I told you people I didn't want any presents, just... 341 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,871 Just a few kind words. 342 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,248 That was my father's line every year. 343 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,167 I get the joke, believe me. 344 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,715 "Soprano home movies." 345 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,342 I had all the super 8s from when we were kids transferred. 346 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,178 Oh, cool. 347 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,847 It's really very thoughtful. 348 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,183 Thank you. 349 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,518 - Uh-oh. - Oh, look at these. 350 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,729 Oh, look at this. 351 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,814 Tailor-mades, wow! 352 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,447 "To my husband: You're not just a funny, smart, lovable, 353 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,365 good-looking guy. 354 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,368 - You're mine." - Aww. 355 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,370 - Thank you, baby. - Happy birthday. 356 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,624 Cent' Ann', Anthony. 357 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,375 Oh, wait wait. 358 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,214 To have my health, 359 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,759 to be in this beautiful spot 360 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,719 with people that I love... 361 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,264 - I couldn't ask for more. - Salut'. 362 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,268 (Janice singing rocksong) 363 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,241 (Singing continues) 364 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,709 ( '5os rock music playing) 365 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:20,381 (Laughing) 366 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,091 Six. 367 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,177 Community chest. 368 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:28,096 "Pay hospital $100." Fuck me. 369 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,516 What are you doing? It goes in the bank. 370 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,934 - We play the free parking rule. - What free parking rule? 371 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,604 Money from community chest and chance goes into the middle. 372 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,773 Whoever lands on free parking gets the money. 373 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,401 You show me that in the rules. 374 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,320 Technically it isn't in the rules, but a lot of people play it that way. 375 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,446 It adds a whole new level of excitement to the game. 376 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,449 I don't agree with that. 377 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,344 When we were growing up in our house, this is how we played. 378 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,288 You know, the Parker brothers took time to think this all out. 379 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,331 I think we should respect that. 380 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,167 Fuck the Parker brothers. Just play the game. 381 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,588 Out of grappa. How about some rémy? 382 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,759 - 9,10,11... - Yay! 383 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,470 - Fuck. - Marvin gardens 384 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,930 with two houses... 385 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,933 360 simoleons. 386 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,979 Don't throw the money at me. Hand it to me. 387 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,647 I saw that. 388 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,650 - Saw what? - You just kyped $500 from the bank. 389 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,153 God damn it, Tony! 390 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,072 ( Imitates w.C. Fields ) I beg your pardon, my sweet little potato. 391 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,616 You asshole. 392 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,624 - Free parking, baby. - This is bullshit. 393 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,585 You take a game of skill and you make it just about luck. 394 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,587 Are you listening to this fucking crybaby? 395 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,671 How about I make up my own fucking rules? 396 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,091 How about every time I land on one of my properties, 397 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,093 I get $100. How about that? 398 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,446 ( Mocking ) How about that? How about that? 399 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,305 Whose turn is it, my turn? 400 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,515 It was mine. Okay. 401 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,351 Here's $150. 402 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,686 I want to put a house on ventnor. 403 00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:00,439 - Daddy! - ( Carmela gasps ) 404 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,274 She wants to say good night again. 405 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,402 - Aww. - You gotta go to bed, baby. 406 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,739 Come here, my sweetie. 407 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,909 Yes, so if you go to bed, 408 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,494 you know what? 409 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,373 Mommy will give you a Willy wonka laffy Taffy. 410 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:21,042 - Laffy Taffy! - Jan, we talked about this. 411 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,878 You tell me the difference between bribery 412 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,048 and positive reinforcement. 413 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,050 That looked like a bribe to me. 414 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,970 You know what, uncle Tony? Butt the fuck out. 415 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,596 In front of the baby. 416 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:36,183 They're in the kitchen. Night-night. 417 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:43,148 I could tape you. Send it to "parents magazine." 418 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,209 What's that supposed to mean? 419 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,276 When we were kids, remember? 420 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,320 You tape-recorded me and Barb fighting. 421 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,572 You blackmailed us for over a fucking month. 422 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,408 - I did no such thing. - Oh! Yeah, you did. 423 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,745 - You fed him a milk-bone. - You what? 424 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,707 You want to swap family stories, ton'? 425 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,042 How about the time that mom and dad 426 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,003 were coming back from the copa? 427 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,586 That's enough, Janice. 428 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,255 And ma's hair... 429 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:11,176 That never even happened. And anyway, it's not for public consumption. 430 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:14,346 - Oh, my god, what? - They're driving back from Manhattan 431 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,349 with uncle jun and his goomar. 432 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,351 Oh, what was her name, Tony? 433 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,520 - Your ass. - That's how we heard the story... 434 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:25,441 Through her. Rose Marie. Anyway, 435 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,109 my father's driving, 436 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:30,446 and she's ragging on his ass. You know how she'd get. 437 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:34,033 He'd been drinking, I guess. 438 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:37,118 - And he takes out his gun. - Oh my god. 439 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,996 - Boom! - Holy shit. 440 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,456 Fucking blew it 441 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,459 right through her beehive hairdo. 442 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,089 I can't believe you never told me that story. 443 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,133 Yeah, what's the big deal? 444 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,969 'Cause it makes us look like a fucking dysfunctional family. 445 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:57,181 - Jesus Christ! - My turn. 446 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,576 And don't you ever tell the kids that about their grandfather. 447 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,351 Of course not. 448 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,896 So did you guys look at her hair? Was there powder burns? 449 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,814 She had it bobbed the next day. 450 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,483 (Both laughing) 451 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,944 - Play the game. - Okay okay. 452 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,738 Doubles. 453 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,532 Ah, one-two-three, four-five-six... 454 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,992 Boardwalk... I own it. 455 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,535 You blew guys under it. 456 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,997 I roll again. 457 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,331 Okay. 458 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,251 "Second prize in a beauty contest. 459 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,420 Collect $10." 460 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,089 Go ahead! 461 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,672 Make your stupid joke. 462 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,550 I got nothing to say. 463 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,010 Think I'll buy a railroad. 464 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,846 A German Shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize. 465 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:42,226 Ho... you're talking about my wife. 466 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,603 - You married her. - This is my home. 467 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,187 No more talking like that. 468 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,689 - It's okay, Bobby. - Stay outta this. 469 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,859 You sopranos... 470 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,528 You go too far. 471 00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,828 All right. You know, jan, he's right. 472 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,163 I'm sorry. 473 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,206 I crossed the line. 474 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,835 - I apologize. It won't happen again. - ( Dice rolling) 475 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,128 My turn... oh fuck, income tax. 476 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,839 (Tony singing "under the boardwalk" ) 477 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,975 With his schlong in jan's mouth... 478 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,102 - Oh, Tony! - Bobby! 479 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:29,648 ( Carmela and Janice screaming ) 480 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,569 No, stop! 481 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,240 What are you doing? 482 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,828 Stop that now! 483 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,834 (Glass shattering) 484 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,336 You fuck! 485 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,671 Tony! 486 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,508 Tony! Stop it! 487 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,596 Ow! 488 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,437 Bobby! 489 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,196 What the fuck are you doing? Stop! 490 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,281 Stop! 491 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,908 Bobby! 492 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,036 Mommy! Mommy! 493 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,913 What do we pay you for? Put her to bed. 494 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,958 - Bobby! - ( Nica crying) 495 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,795 Tony... Tony, are you all right? 496 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,630 Oh, Jesus. 497 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,132 (Grunting) 498 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,885 Come on... oh. 499 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:42,387 Bobby... stop. 500 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,181 Stop, you are in no condition. 501 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,475 You'll kill yourself! 502 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,437 Fuck! 503 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,314 (Car door beeping) 504 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,233 (Engine revving down) 505 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,568 (Gasping) 506 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,614 I'm okay. 507 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,366 Oh, my shoulder is killing me. 508 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,077 Jesus-fucking-Christ, Tony. 509 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,162 Is he all right? 510 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,374 Hold it, everybody. 511 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,502 Look, ton... I'm really sorry. 512 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:15,837 Bobby, justshutup. 513 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,340 Let's all just go to bed. 514 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,023 I'll go get some ice. 515 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,319 What the fuck were you thinking? 516 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,530 You're my wife. He insulted you. 517 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,616 I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself. 518 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,286 Oh, god, he is head of the family. 519 00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:50,580 Do you think he's just gonna wake up tomorrow and forget about this? 520 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,631 ( Tony snoring ) 521 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,748 (Coughing) 522 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,780 (Turns knob) 523 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,374 What the fuck are you doing? 524 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,212 You beat me fair and square. 525 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,756 Come on, let's just... 526 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,348 (Rustling outside ) 527 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:37,979 (Bottles clinking) 528 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,152 (Grunting) 529 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,958 Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. 530 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,175 How's your shoulder? 531 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,345 - Gmm. - Maybe we should have it looked at. 532 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,305 I'm packed. I would like to go. 533 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:19,312 You were right. You told me to ease up on the drinking. 534 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,441 You shoulda' insisted. 535 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,025 So now it's my fault? 536 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:28,697 Go wash your face so we can leave. 537 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:41,209 I hope you're hungry. I made a frittata. 538 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,838 And ramos fizzes. 539 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,882 Well, thank you but we think it'd be better if we left. 540 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,134 Not because of last night? 541 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,802 It's for the best. 542 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,888 Come on, we're family! 543 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,848 Jesus, these things happen. 544 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,891 I really think we'd all be more comfortable. 545 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,102 We had a little too much to drink, 546 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:02,897 but no harm done. The whole thing's already forgotten. 547 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:06,526 Besides, Tony, we have that thing later. The canucks. 548 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,987 It's a sin to waste food. 549 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:11,406 Well, I don't know. 550 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:14,117 Here... hair of the dog. 551 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:37,224 (Dock bell clanging) 552 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,943 (Sighs) 553 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,996 (Radio playing '5os rock) 554 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:05,459 Suicide car bomber kills two us. Soldiers... 555 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,628 - (Tuning ) - West of Baghdad. 556 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:10,757 That makes five Americans killed in Iraq over the past two days. 557 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:12,592 There are more Iraqi deaths, 558 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,469 at least 29 bodies found scattered around Baghdad today... 559 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,638 Fucking look at him out there. 560 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,599 What? 561 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,602 I've seen that sitting in the chair thing. 562 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:25,188 Come on. People sit in chairs. 563 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:33,320 (Footsteps approach) 564 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,906 The couple from verona never came back 565 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:36,992 to take a second look at the house. 566 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,039 Meadow's staying in this weekend to study. 567 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,003 Pediatricians aren't the highest-paid doctors... 568 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,588 That's radiologists. 569 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:54,134 But still, what a wonderful thing to be. 570 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:59,055 That fucking throw rug hadn't been there, would've been 571 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,641 - Bobby on his back, not me. - What? 572 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,060 I wouldn't have slipped. I would have kicked his ass. 573 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,230 Jesus Christ, do you think I care? 574 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,774 Oh, you don't, huh? 575 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,318 You were there... 576 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:14,237 That night in the crowd in the parking lot at pizza world, 577 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,406 when I took Dominic tedesco. 578 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,699 I didn't even know your name, but I remember 579 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,536 our eyes met, and you were blown away. 580 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,872 I was in fucking high school. 581 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:29,043 I'm supposed to be turned on by you beating up your brother-in-law 582 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,837 at your 47th birthday? 583 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,589 How old is Bobby? 42, 43? 584 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,883 You think those four years don't make a difference? 585 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,968 You had it coming. 586 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:39,220 You get away with murder because you're his boss. 587 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,888 Oh, really? 588 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:43,557 And how about the fact he wouldn't be living in that fucking mansion 589 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,477 if it wasn't for me? 590 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,605 I had to sacrifice my entire friendship with Johnny sack 591 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,523 to get him and Janice that house. 592 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,526 Funny how everybody forgets that, huh? 593 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,569 They are grateful, Tony. 594 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,738 Jesus...! 595 00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:00,367 You know, you and your sister, you are emotionally blocked. 596 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,495 I'm old, carm. 597 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,872 And my body has suffered a trauma 598 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,625 that it will probably never fully recover from, 599 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,460 so why don't we just face the facts? 600 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:12,712 (Groans) 601 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,799 (Cell phone ringing) 602 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,470 - Yeah? - Hey, t, it's me. 603 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,597 Just wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday. 604 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,148 (Nica and Mercedes singing ) 605 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,407 (Car trunk slams ) 606 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,417 We had a scare last summer. 607 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,044 Guy down the road was fishing, thought he caught a snakehead. 608 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,128 Yuck. 609 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,131 Thankfully, it was only a bowfin. 610 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,298 - What's a snakehead? - It's this horrible, ugly fish... 611 00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,968 Tell you something, Bobby. 612 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,720 We had this little tussle a year ago, 613 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,221 before my injury... 614 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,472 This again? 615 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,308 Ton', I think everyone here knows 616 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:09,686 you were at a disadvantage. 617 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,521 I don't want to take nothin' away from you, 618 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,647 but... 619 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,649 Sucker punch is a sucker punch. 620 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,151 So then it wasn't fair and square? 621 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,445 I mean, make up your mind. 622 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,238 I think we both know what's what. 623 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,409 But forget about it. I have. 624 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,790 Come on, Bobby, let's go. 625 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,499 Where are you two going? 626 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,419 Play some golf with some people. 627 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,836 Oh, right. 628 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,671 Why don't you just hit a few into the lake? 629 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,507 Bobby, come on. 630 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,517 You okay? 631 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,853 Could turn the air on. 632 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,731 I'm good. 633 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,984 Just I should have taken a leak before we left. 634 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:02,822 ( T/res screech) 635 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,205 (Giggling) 636 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,000 Oh, honey, look at you go! 637 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:17,128 Mercedes, you didn't tell me that you were taking her in the lake. 638 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,379 I'm watching her, miss Janice. 639 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,839 You're supposed to tell me 640 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,381 whenever you take her in the lake. 641 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:22,549 It's all right. I'm here, too. 642 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,093 I don't want nica going in the lake 643 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,803 without my knowing. 644 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,138 (Sighs) 645 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,057 Come on, you've been in there long enough. 646 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:33,393 Nica, did you hear me? I'm talking to you. 647 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,521 No! 648 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:37,065 - What did you say? - (Screeches) 649 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,650 Nica, come over here. 650 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,610 - No. - Don't tell me no. 651 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,238 Don't you ever tell me no! 652 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:47,033 - Mad. - You're not mad. 653 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:49,160 You have no right to feel mad. 654 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:51,579 - I'll give you something to be mad about. - ( Nica crying) 655 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,248 Take her to the house, 656 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,249 and put her to bed now. 657 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,043 (Crying ) 658 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:02,549 She's never spoken to me like that before... never. 659 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,385 - _ probably needs that nap. - That fucking Bobby Jr, 660 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,512 he's going through his goddamn adolescence. 661 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,055 He's nothing but lip and attitude. 662 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,683 She's imitating. 663 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,268 She's got that pitch-perfect ear. 664 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,939 I'm a little hyper today. 665 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:19,983 Maybe it's these estrogen pills. 666 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,776 Well, if you're as hungover as I am... 667 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,621 That was some story you told, though. 668 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,956 ( Laughs ) 669 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:38,292 My dad and the gun? 670 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,504 That alone was worth the price of admission. 671 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,550 Oh, he was nabolidan' to his core, boy. 672 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:53,975 Mmm. 673 00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:00,647 I had this boyfriend once... 674 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,651 One night he hit me. 675 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,819 Boy oh boy, I blew my lid. 676 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,239 I completely exploded. 677 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,951 I'm more like my dad. 678 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,161 Than who? 679 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:16,247 Tony, for example. 680 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,166 So, what are you saying? He's more like your mother? 681 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,251 No. 682 00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:23,212 Listen, he's got that temper too. 683 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,511 In the end he went his separate way. 684 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,097 Who? 685 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,308 My boyfriend. 686 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,478 I'm not proud of it, though. 687 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,854 Sounds like he deserved it. 688 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,107 (Motorboat passing) 689 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,404 My mother, though, 690 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,031 she could lay out in the weeds for days, years, 691 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,325 waiting to strike. 692 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,244 That verbal diarrhea, 693 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,538 when you got something in that head of yours, Janice, 694 00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,083 you give yourself away. What are you saying about my husband? 695 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,459 What... what did I say? 696 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:03,419 I don't know what goes on in your house, 697 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:07,966 but for your information, Tony has never raised his hand to his children. 698 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,592 Nothing goes on in my house. 699 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,470 - Or to me. - Fine. 700 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,058 But you know what, I take that back. 701 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:22,062 Once he slapped aj, and he felt horrible about it... 702 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:23,314 For days. 703 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,694 Bobby took advantage of him last night 704 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,403 when Tony had had too much to drink. 705 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,198 There is no excuse for the way Bobby blindsided him. 706 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:39,622 Tony is not a vindictive man. 707 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,920 What did I say? 708 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,674 (Screen door opens) 709 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:58,641 (Music playing, billiard balls s triking ) 710 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:04,397 You had a pretty good success with the Lipitor, right? 711 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:08,359 Well, at this moment we could also sell to you Fosamax. 712 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:11,237 Medication for... 713 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,407 Osteo... osteporose, you know, for the women, their bones. 714 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:17,284 Now, one month's supply of Fosamax, 715 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,203 four pilules... pills, 716 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:22,623 sells for $70 us. From the pharmacy. 717 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:26,919 We sell four pills to you for $10 us. 718 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,963 - What, are they counterfeit? - No no no. 719 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,591 They're true. They're from assurance maladie, 720 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:35,219 but expiree... like, old. 721 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,472 Change the date, nobody knows. 722 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:44,811 How much... Fosamax can you get? 723 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,232 20,000 pills every three months. 724 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,650 There some way we could get you to lower your price? 725 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:52,152 You already make a big profit. 726 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,529 That's a good deal. 727 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,073 And we'll give you the first pills in one week, Monday. 728 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:58,868 (Speaking French) 729 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,329 What? 730 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:05,124 I cannot come the week next 731 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,044 because ma soeur... my sister, 732 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,962 she has problems in the court. 733 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,338 She got a good lawyer? 734 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:12,839 Makes all the difference. 735 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,927 Her old husband, he wants to take the child they have together 736 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,387 to winnipeg, because he's some drummer over there. 737 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,807 - Can you believe this? - She never see her son. 738 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,350 Separate a child from his mother? 739 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,852 I mean, what kind of person does this? 740 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:29,524 I would give anything to be, you know, debarasse of this shit. 741 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,691 To have him gone from her life... 742 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,611 That's tough talk, bon ami. 743 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,280 I'm really serious. 744 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,742 I tell you what: 745 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,578 You knock your price down to 35 grande 746 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:46,206 and we'll see what we can do about making your sister's custody problem... 747 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,667 Go away. 748 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,711 And I'm not talking about a lawyer, either. 749 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,673 Now, who does this? 750 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,883 You pay to some drug addict? 751 00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:58,301 No, somebody reliable. 752 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,972 (Speaks French ) 753 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,474 We got to talk. 754 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,897 You'll take care of this, right? 755 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,528 Sure. 756 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:18,406 No bow and arrows now. 757 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,832 - Ooh. - ( Honking) 758 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:33,754 Nice, huh? 759 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:52,398 Bobby". ( Laughs ) 760 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,609 Hi, hi. 761 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,652 Mwah! 762 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,904 Oh, how was the game? 763 00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,697 Oh, you know, he held his own, but... 764 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,240 Must have been the new clubs. 765 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,116 - Yeah. - Do you want to eat something? 766 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,953 No no, I figure we should hit the road, 767 00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:07,705 beat the traffic. 768 00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:09,123 Okay. 769 00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:17,465 You let him win. Smart. 770 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,473 Drive carefully. 771 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,309 Here. 772 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,437 Thanks again for my present. 773 00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:34,649 Oh, wait till you see the shots of aunt Gemma from the '60s. 774 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:37,318 You forget what a beauty she was before the steroids. 775 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,819 - Bobby, you're a wonderful host. - It was our pleasure. 776 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,406 Goodbye. When nica wakes up from her nap, 777 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,157 give her a belly smooch from us. 778 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,327 Okay. Bye. 779 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:57,213 (Honks horn) 780 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:03,177 He broke your balls about the fight, didn't he? 781 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,888 No, he didn't. 782 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,641 (Zipping ) 783 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,522 Bobby? 784 00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:15,898 Where are you going? 785 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,483 - It's business, jan. - Now? 786 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,610 - Yeah. - Well, when are you coming back? 787 00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,195 I'm not sure. A couple days. 788 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,531 A couple of days? The salernos are coming tomorrow. 789 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,408 Stop fucking nagging me. 790 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,702 I'll be back as soon as I can. 791 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,250 ( Indistinct French radio ) 792 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:47,555 ( Objects tumbling ) 793 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,684 - Allo, Natalie. - Salut. 794 00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:16,292 - (Bullet tumbling ) - (Coughing ) 795 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,778 (No sound) 796 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,452 (Cell phone ringing) 797 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:55,206 Yeah? 798 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,124 Some news about this gun charge: 799 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,627 - It's not going away. - You said they dropped it. 800 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,796 Essex county did, but now looks like the feds took it over. 801 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,090 Fuck. 802 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:06,759 What happened to "it's a piece-of-shit case"? 803 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,053 It is. Unwinnable. 804 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:12,138 But fold it into a rico, it adds a predicate. 805 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,683 Good news is if they had what they needed 806 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,436 we'd be having this conversation through glass. 807 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,522 I gotta go. 808 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:02,398 ( '5os rock playing ) 809 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,191 Girls, let's do the tea now. 810 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,362 Pour a little for Jamie too. 811 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:16,245 - Bobby, finally! - Hey, Bobby. 812 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,830 Daddy!